MTL - The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism-Chapter 1309 The monkey is a bit fierce
The squirrel put out his tongue and stopped talking.
At this moment, a long-lost system sound sounded in Founder's ears: "Don't be too happy, the system is produced, you can't buy and sell. You can eat, use, drink, and benefit one party, but you can't buy or sell by yourself ... not to profit from it, otherwise ... "
As soon as Founder heard it, his original smiley face turned into a black face instantly, and asked, "What about otherwise?"
The system said: "Otherwise, how much money do you sell and how much merit is deducted. If you think you have more merit, you are free to do it."
When Founder heard it, he rolled his eyes and said, "You're ruthless! Isn't it OK if you don't sell it?"
The squirrel on the side watched Fang Zheng's expression change, and asked curiously, "Master, you just laughed, did you cry?"
Salted fish is smart, hehe laughed: "What do you know? Master is crying with joy! Isn't it right? Master, can my punishment be cancelled?"
Founder wiped the tears around his eyes: "Well, the punishment is doubled."
"I know, I'm a heaven ... uh, Master? No! I've thought of ways to make money, and I've doubled it?" The salted fish suddenly returned to God, shouting unwillingly.
Founder touched the fish head and said, "Don't be excited, the teacher is more excited now than you, and the stimulus should be doubled again."
The salty fish said pitifully: "Meaning, haven't discussed it yet?"
Founder Road: "There is no way, for the teacher is suffering a magical power."
Salted fish said: "What magic?"
Founder said, "Pain transfers Dafa!"
Salted fish: "You're not happy, just make me unhappy? Right?"
Founder: "Smart! It turns out that I'm much more comfortable now."
Salted fish: "..."
Fang Zheng looked at the salted fish, and he felt much better. As for the so-called punishment, just kidding ...
However, the thought of the cold bamboo tea that spreads all over the mountain could not make a penny in the end. His heart was bleeding, and I couldn't be happy.
At this moment, Yizhishan and Yizhi Temple gates, a few foreigners blocked the gates, staring at a few pairs of bull's eyes and staring at the lowered eyelids, like monkeys settled by old monks.
As for the big white wolf on the other side, they were a little persuasive and didn't dare to go.
"This monkey mage, look, we've all waited for one night. Your feet are frozen and you can't do it, sell us some bamboo tea, right?" Yalman looked at the monkey in pity. He is so big that he never thought that one day he would ask for a monkey like this!
If this was put before, who told him he would do it, he would kill the other party 100%!
but now……
Nicholas also said, "Master Monkey, look at your mountain, so many cold bamboos, and sell them a little bit. For you, there is no loss. You can still get a lot of money, isn't it great? "
Li Daguang also said, "Master Monkey, look, your temple is so small. If you are willing to sell me cold bamboo tea, I will double the size of your temple?"
Baird said: "On behalf of the other four judges who have not come, I assure you that as long as you sell me cold bamboo tea, we will help you expand the temple, using the best materials in Africa and South America. Absolute style. It's absolutely fair, we double as much as others do! "
When the four guys said this, they were already emboldened, because they had repeated this a dozen times, but unfortunately the monkey in front of them stood with their hands folded, their eyelids lowered, and said nothing! As if the old monk was settled, nothing promised or benefited.
Four people, their mouths are almost worn out. There is no way to let the monkey say one more word!
As for the rare thing that monkeys can talk, they are gone.
After all, the animals at Yizhi Temple can speak, and it has spread a long time ago, and it is not a day or two.
After searching a lot of videos on the Internet, everyone is not surprised even if they are not used to it.
This is just like the original movie. The teddy bear is alive and looks crazy, but it will be crazy for a while, and it will be so when everyone is fresh and fresh ...
So, a few people didn't get surprised for too long and went straight to the topic.
As a result, the hair has not been worn until now.
Otowski's patience was completely gone, and he stroked his head and said, "Monkey, can you sell it, you say something?"
Unfortunately, the monkey was still silent.
At this moment, the lone wolf shook his head and got up, yawning, "He is asleep, you shivered and said something, he didn't know."
"What?" The five were collectively dumbfounded and fell asleep?
Little old man Li Daguang leaned over and looked at the monkey, shaking his hand in front of the monkey. Sure enough, there was no response at all.
A few people suddenly had black lines on their brains, feeling that they stayed up late to grind their tongues, and they were sleeping!
Immediately there was an urge to spit blood.
That sound was so loud, the monkey seemed to be awakened, rubbed his eyes, and didn't see the person in front of his eyes, his hands folded, saying: "Amitabha, good donors, please be in Shangxiang ... It's not dawn, and the temple is not picking up passengers for the time being. "
After hearing these words, the faces of the five people were completely black, and the monkey really didn't hear anything!
Otowski, the worst-tempered, blew up completely and growled, "Do you monkey play us? Really think we play?"
After speaking, Ortovsky rolled up his sleeves and exposed his thick arms, as if he felt that this was not enough. Tossed out and lifted a one-meter-long stone over, then growled, "Monkey, you play us , I'll let you know how great! "
As a result, the monkey scratched his head and asked dumbly, "Donation, what are you doing with a rock running around? Are you tired?"
Otovsky found speechlessly, he tossed for a long time, but the monkey didn't understand what he was doing! Scolded in my heart: This stupid monkey can't see the threat?
Just as Otowski was about to do something further to scare the monkey.
I saw that monkey lifted the big stone he had been struggling to move with one hand, and then slowly asked: "The donor, there are many people at the temple gate. It ’s easy to bump into a stone if you put a stone. It ’s not good. The poor monk can help you get it." Go back ... "
After speaking, the monkey raised his hand, and the big stone flew out, crossed Tianlong Pond, and flew over a distance of more than 100 meters. He slammed into the snow ...
Seeing this scene, a few of Otowski's mouths suddenly opened their bosses, and their chins almost fell to the ground.
Otovsky looked at the monkey's hand, tried to close his mouth, and secretly put down the sleeves of his clothes, covering his small muscles, and then coughed: "Monkey mage, I think you should Respect us. "