MTL - Scum Male’s Whitewashing Manual-Chapter 42 August 18th, the scum shadow emperor (9
When the guardian uttered the spit and finished his mouth, it was uncomfortable to wipe the mouth. This explains, "This snake is a grass snake, I know, it is not poisonous."
[No poison, you still **** blood! 】
[Unconscious reaction, just like a total of three seconds, it’s so blinking, my brother will open it...]
【what? I opened a bottle of cola, what happened? 】
"It is estimated that the program group is tidy." Wei Mingyan wiped his mouth and pulled out the bamboo cup that he made yesterday, clearing the throat full of pigments. "This taste is almost."
He still smiled on his face, stood up and looked at Song Qi, and saw her eyes still red, smirk and comfort, "Don't cry, don't cry, no poison, neither can die."
Song Qi looked at him straight, and after touching the gentleness of the man's eyes, he had always been strong and suddenly turned into tears.
[So, what kind of affectionate look is this? 】
[I will say that my brother likes Kiki! ! ! Look! Guess it! 】
[Would you like to say this together? Honestly, is the fact that the snake body is still creeping on the ground is true or false? How do I see that it looks like a real snake? 】
[Fake, how can a real snake eat black pigment, it is estimated that the program group is tidy, but this time it is really scary, the wild survival program group is really playing more and more, they are not afraid to find it later. Are guests willing to come! 】
Just as the audience moved the topic to the top of the show group, the program group was also mad!
Time falls back to the song **** they have not encountered the time period before the big mushroom.
The three walked along the road and found a huge horse cell in front of the big tree. The song God curiously went to the end.
Then the horse cell exploded and exploded...
The colored cream came to the song **** like rain, and he took a shower thoroughly. The martial arts brother fell into a trap, filled with black paint, giving him a layer of color, month and month. The girl harvested a huge realistic spider, but she just licked it and saw the illusion of the spider's appearance. She hugged and continued to move forward under the horror of the **** of song and martial arts.
The trio became completely old and weak, and soon after they limped away, a green grass snake crawled slowly and touched the paint of the bar...
The above is the truth that the program group calls out by calling up the flying small camera.
It seems irrational, but everything is so coincidental that it is so coincidental that a snake is irritated, and perhaps it is unclear to eat the pigment. It came to Song Qi and the result turned into the present scene.
Now, the full screen is played by the program group, what can the program group do?
Is it to say that their inspection system has been missed, and the result is that the guest was bitten by the real snake!
Even if it is a non-toxic snake, this thing will definitely make the reputation of [wild survival] greatly reduced. Everyone who comes to participate in this program is nothing more than a fame and fortune.
Therefore, in the face of this huge black pot, the director was wearing tears on his head.
Here, Song Qi quickly adjusted his mentality, wiped his tears and continued to follow Wei Mingyan. This time she was cautious and observed the surroundings more carefully.
The storm was even more stable. Without the previous joy, it was obvious that the master was attacked and he did not stop it in time to make it feel a little down.
Wei Mingyan discovered this kind of depression. He stopped and slid his body and gently stroked the stormy head. "The storm just did a good job. If you found the snake, I am with you...we Haven't noticed it yet."
I noticed that he almost uttered the words of your mother. Song Qi was nervous and blinked. She didn't know why she was burning red. She quickly lowered her head and concealed her face.
Dogs, like humans, need to be praised. As a result, Wei Ming’s words boast, and the tail of the storm shook again. Although not as happy as before, I can see that it was not depressed before.
Solved the mood of the storm, the man gently patted his head, smiled and stood up.
【mom! I saw an angel! ! handsome! ! 】
[I want to become a storm, even if it is a second, let me enjoy the touch of the goddess! 】
[Out of the hall, get the kitchen, drill wood to fire, stone pot grilled fish, meet the danger first, still love pets, the key is to be handsome! Such a good boyfriend gave me a dozen! 】
[Go upstairs! My brother is my boyfriend, okay! 】
When a group of people yelled at Wei Mingyan, a weak bouncing screen came out. [I said, do we still remember this is a wild survival game, the words of the brother to complete the task, the other side of the song **** The team has already started to take the ladder, and the film team has not yet reached the place. 】
Yes, when Wei Mingyan made a small episode, the song **** team had successfully escaped the threat of glue and bat nets, and rushed to the center of the island, under the big tree with the flag.
This is a big tree that is not too high, but it is definitely not short. The song **** team stood under the tree and looked at the bunting for half a day.
So high, how come up?
"Brother..." The faint opening of the moon, "Did you not climb the tree in the morning? Can you climb this tree?"
When it comes to the morning, the **** of songs can't help but look at the big spider that has been held for months and months, and then the old face is red.
At that time, he was scared by the spider. When he didn't think about it, he held the trunk and went up. The brain was blank. After the reaction, the arm was firmly holding the tree.
But it was a relatively small tree, but it bears the weight that this age should not bear. Of course, after knowing that it is a fake spider, the song **** looks like this is normal, slipping down from the tree, the small tree Naturally, it will be saved.
Now, in front of him is a big tree with four arms.
The song **** is in deep meditation.
The martial arts brother proposed, "Would you like me to climb? I used to climb the tree."
"No, there is no protective measure. It is not good to fall down."
Although most of the time was a teasing, at the crucial moment, the song **** recognized himself as a clear-cut one. He looked around and made a decisive decision.
"We take the bamboo ladder!"
This tree is so thick, not very high, the program group chose this tree, it must be to let them take the bamboo ladder!
So, the three men are fighting high, go to chop bamboo!
Then, a yellow dog with a faint coat of hair, but the eyes of the yellow dog sneaked out of the grass. It looked around and determined that there was no danger before turning to meet his own owners.
Song Qi looked up at the bunting hanging high, and frowned slightly. "How can this situation be taken?"
Wei Mingyan picked up his sleeves and smiled at the fox eyes. His mouth was slightly raised. The whole person was like a fox that had stolen chicken. "They saw that they definitely chose to take the bamboo ladder. The three people cooperated, even if they didn't It takes at least two hours to stop working."
"What about us?"
The man smiled even more, quite a bit of a black heart, "We walked quietly and went to another bamboo forest."
He still didn't say what method he was going to use to get rid of the bunting, but the group of people who had been watching the scam had suddenly raised a strong unease.
Then, the two went to the bamboo forest with a dog. Wei Mingyan first skillfully raised the fire. Song Qi took out the remaining chicken meat from the parcel last night and stringed it on the pillar and evenly turned.
Wei Mingyan was sitting on the ground with a knife and cutting the bamboo. After trying it, I felt it was OK. I put it on the fire and baked it.
"What are you doing?" Song Qi asked curiously.
"You will know it later."
The man still had to keep a surprise. He turned his head and began to cut bamboo and silk. When Song Qi baked the meat, there were already a few more bamboo heads cut into sharp points on the ground.
Song Qi handed the barbecue to the man who finally stopped his hand. Some strange looks at the bamboo bow that had already begun to appear on the ground. "When did you learn to make a bow?"
"I felt that I had to use it before I came. I learned to follow the video." Wei Mingyan was busy for a long time, and his forehead had already sweated, but his expression was still awkward.
"Do you use this to do bowstrings? Can it not break?" Song Qi held this in his hand and looked at how the rude bamboo bows kept watching.
She never thought that Wei Mingyan could actually make a bow and arrow one day.
"Disposable items, nothing."
Wei Mingyan was still full of confidence. When he was full and full, he took Song Qi quietly and walked over. He opened the bow and narrowed his eyes to the banner on the tree.
[Speaking brother is going to do it! ! 】
[666666 is really amazing, you can make your own bow and arrow, and the wall will not serve you! 】
[Scorpio! ! ! How can this man be so perfect! 】
[The atmosphere of two people making a bow and arrow and a barbecue is really great! I always feel that my brother has a special affection for Miss Sister, and the love in the eyes is almost full! 】
[Pull the bow and pull it! ! 】
--call out!
The sound of the bamboo arrow broke through in an instant. In the eyes of Song Qi suddenly open, the bunting was shot by the bamboo arrow and fell smoothly.
The storm had already waited for a moment, waiting to see the bunting, erecting his ears and rushing out quietly, silently biting the bamboo arrow inserted in the ground, and even returning to the master with the bunting.
The movement is familiar and familiar, and at a glance, I know that I have not done it.
In the barrage, after a second of silence, a large piece of film broke out quickly: [ah, ah, ah, ah, ah! ! ! 】
[Good, handsome, handsome! ! ! Actually shot down! ! ! 】
【so amazing! ! 】
Wei Mingyan stretched his neck and looked at the three people who were facing the back of their busy work. They held a bunting against Song Qi and raised their eyebrows. They lowered their voices and invited their work. "I and the storm are at home, but I lose the dishes every day. Every time the storm is recovered. coming."
Look at the man who waits for a compliment like a child, and look at the old dog who is screaming at his feet and looking up at his feet. Song Qi smiled and learned Wei Mingyan’s voice: You are amazing!"
So the man laughed even happier.
"Let's go quietly, don't let them know that the bunting has been taken by us."
There was a smirk on his face, a bow and arrow in his left hand, a bunting in his right hand, Song Qi next to him, and a yellow dog in front of him, and left.
Behind him, the trio in the bamboo forest did not rest, did not notice the movement behind, did a lot of work, worked together, and finally got a handful of red and long bubbles, got a huge ugly but still safe. Bamboo ladder.
"It is clear that they have not come yet, it is estimated to be cold, hey, this colorful flag is here today..."
The song God held the bamboo ladder for an afternoon, and the smile on his face froze.
"Bags?"