MTL - Scum Male’s Whitewashing Manual-Chapter 41 August 18th that **** shadow emperor (8
The [Field Survival] program group has always been a mystery. They have the most unreliable directors, the most professional subtitles, and the biggest design of the brain.
When the show was first broadcast, it was a poor slam dunk. It only hired a forest. Now you can rent a hand on the island. You can imagine how much money you can make.
And with the launch of the first and second phases, they found one thing.
The more grateful the guests were invited, the higher their ratings, and how gratifying it was.
At the beginning, the program team worked hard to make money as the goal, to show off the style, and to show the guidelines of the sinister guests.
Therefore, with one and one tragic guest, there is also a wallet that they are increasingly bulging in the wild.
When I knew that Wei Mingyan was coming to their program, the program group was excited.
Think about it, the screen is very handsome, handsome and compelling, Wei Mingyan who is fascinated by thousands of girls is crying and crying, crying and shouting, and complaining, this is something that attracts the eye, they can definitely fire again. One floor! !
The exhilarating moments are coming, the program group is gearing up, waiting for the various actresses to be abused. Hahahaha has no fire on the first day, is crazy to shake the bread tree, or hungry!
Then, under the eyes of a bunch of people, Wei Mingyan fired the fire and raised a small fire.
Do not! ! Why does he have this skill!
Didn't he do his homework before he came, I don't know if their program group will wait until the next day to issue tasks to win all kinds of resources, including fire!
Then, they saw, Wei Mingyan set up a tent, Wei Mingyan fishing, Wei Mingyan grilled fish, he even took out the toothbrush toothpaste cup from the bag and handed it to Song Qi.
Isn't this a wild show that always makes you feel embarrassed? What kind of exquisite living is going to be noisy!
However, they did not really allow the washing of items in the program group. The program group had to recognize it, but the quiet Mimi’s, but the task difficulty has been improved a lot.
The task of taking the flag, which should have appeared in the later period, appeared on the second day.
Trembling, male gods!
In order to get the flag, you will definitely do whatever it takes!
Hahahahahahahaha! ! !
On the way to the middle of the woods, the program team carefully prepared surprises for them.
It will spray a face of foamy mushrooms (fake), glue on the tree (the staff smeared), and a small bat camera that flies together to form a huge net (it looks just like real 嚯嚯嚯).
Prepared so much, still afraid of not being recruited?
People waited in front of the screen, watching the man look at the big mushroom far away, not waiting for him and Song Qi to come over, the storm has spit out his tongue and ran over, after a few turns around the mushroom, bite in a bite On the rhizome.
Can't bite?
fake!
"It is estimated that the program group is ready." Song Qi did not know where to pick up a stick, poked the mushroom head, and sure enough a bunch of foam sprayed out, the two stood far, did not touch.
She clap her hands, since the channel, "There must be ahead, let's take a detour."
The handsome man next to Song Qi also nodded, "Go another way."
Do not!
Why did you decide the detour so easily?
Shouldn’t you argue about it?
Just so detour, what should they do in the organs arranged in front of them!
Just when the show group collapsed, a colorful song **** appeared in the woods, less than five minutes after Wei Mingyan left.
Behind him, the month of the moon with a super big spider looked around. "Brother, we seem to be in the wrong direction."
"Is it wrong?" Wu Daoge was confused and looked around to see how the environment was the same as before. He suggested, "We will mark it around, and mark it all the way back."
"Good idea!" The singer wiped the cream on his face and looked around. After seeing the super mushroom, his eyes lit up.
What an iconic plant this is, just do it here!
[God God, what do you want! Why are you walking towards the mushroom that will spit foam! ! 】
[Don't die, don't tell us that you are going to touch this mushroom! 】
Just when the song god’s hand was about to touch this lovely big mushroom, the moon and the moon caught the fake spider in his hand and suddenly asked, “Brother, will this mushroom also tidy up with those of the previous program group? The same props? You still don't touch it."
The song **** was careful to hold the hand in the air, and looked suspiciously at this huge, how to see how the mushroom is really, the brain is thinking intensely.
After thinking for a few seconds, he concluded that "No, even if the program group wants to fix us, it will be realistic, and there will be such a big mushroom, so this mushroom is definitely true."
The audience was shocked by the honey-stained logic of the song god.
Then, they watched the song **** reach out and mark on the mushroom with peace of mind.
"boom!!"
A huge mushroom cloud appeared on the face of the song **** that was covered with colored cream.
He tried to open his eyes, and others could only see a pair of mung bean glasses struggling to squat, and couldn't see the face of this singer with a face bubble.
The moon and the moon clasped the spider in his hand, and his face could not bear to look straight.
[...I have nothing to say, go well. 】
[What is called to come to the door, this is typical! Children should remember. 】
[Ha ha ha ha ha sorry, although you are very miserable, but I really want to laugh, hahahaha]
Even the group that is annoying why the film team is not fooled is silent.
"This is just an accident..." Despite the faceful foam, the song **** still maintains his gentlemanly demeanor. He calmly removes his hand from the mushroom and holds it on the side of the tree, his voice calm.
"Okay, let's go."
The little girl of the month and the nod of the martial arts brothers continued to move forward. After two steps, they found that the song **** did not move. They all turned to look at him with confusion.
"Brother, go."
The body is full of colored cream, and the song with a white foam on his head screams at his own hand on the tree, but he can't get it.
"There is glue here!!"
The two immediately shocked, and quickly went forward to help, drumming for a long time, can not get down, three people frowning, oh wrong, the song **** face is a bubble, can not see the expression.
"Hey, I really regret it, why do I want to come to this show..." The song sighed. "I suspect they are targeting me, or why I am always unlucky!"
Program group: "...no, these are all for Wei Mingyan."
"The more I want to be more and more angry, I want to beat people!"
The martial arts brother quietly pulled the little girl to retreat. "You don't hit us."
The screaming scream of the song is on the tree. "I am going to the tree head office!"
Looking at the hand of his fist on the tree, the eyes of the three people were still on top.
The air seemed to solidify, and eventually the month and month broke the deadlock. "Brother, your other hand is also stuck."
"Ah, ah, mad at me!!!!"
The crazy song is crazy to shake the tree, just as he is venting, a loaf of bread falls, squatting, squatting on his head.
The singer’s song: "..."
Month, martial arts brother: "???"
Audience: [Ha ha ha ha ha, I can't laugh, I am laughing, hahahahahaha]
Just when a few people didn't know what to say, a sound of a winged fan came, and the song God, who was trapped in the tree, couldn't move, desperate, and confronted the overwhelming black mechanical bat.
"Mummy, you guys! Come with me, run, ah!"
the other side
I was walking cautiously on a not-so-flat road. The two people with a peaceful atmosphere were chatting. The storm never got along with the two masters for so long. It was still in such a big place, and it was very fun. Cheerfully driving the road ahead.
The harmony of the atmosphere is in sharp contrast with the song **** team.
The show group looked at them silently: "Suddenly, we are so useless."
"Yeah, why are you not fooled? If these are temporary designs, you are suspected of having a traitor."
"If it can be a complete success, I think the reaction of the audience now is to see Wei Mingyan being successful."
"Either throw stripe fake snake to scare a scare?"
The director looked at the disobedience of mental retardation. "You didn't see Wei Mingyan's savvy, but also a fake snake. Before the idea of who used the fake spider to scare the moon, the song **** was scared to the tree, and the moon was still nothing. the touch it. "
Lunch while a few people are scared to explore how to successfully winner team while eating, the lens, a green snake suddenly rushed.
"You move so fast? I do not mean Yongzhe Zhao it?"
Then the director, but found that we are all looked at each other, and a look ignorant.
"No, ah, we did not let the snake go in."
"I don't have it, but this snake is really realistic, and it will spit the letter, you see."
"Hahaha, the batch of bats I made is also very realistic. I told you that this is the picture I used to find someone to paint last time..."
Director: "Ah, ah, that’s a real snake."
The audience also discovered the snake and they were very happy to discuss.
[This snake must be arranged by the program group. Look at it and go to Kiki! 】
[Ha ha ha ha Qi Qi will not be scared, but before she saw her catching fish is quite a woman]
[I don't think so, the program group won't succeed in the movie team.]
[I still spit the letter, the hahaha attack state is quite realistic, just like the snake I have seen]
They found that it was wrong, starting from the storm and angry at the snake, and before it called out, Wei Mingyan and Song Qi did not find the snake behind them.
Almost in the next second when the storm rushed to prepare for the attack, the green snake slammed up and bite on Song Qi's slender ankle. In an instant, the storm rushed over and the snake broke into the accident. Bite and crush.
It is full of anger, for not finding the intruder early, and hurting the owner for this creature.
The storm stunned and sniffed the nose. It smelled the faint **** smell in the air, and the smell was uploaded from the owner. Suddenly, the whole dog was not good.
Everything only happened between the electric and the flint. Song Qi only felt a pain in his ankle. When he looked down, he saw the bright red blood mixed with black.
[The trough black! ! ! Viper! ! ! 】
[How to do it, hurry up to play the program group phone! 】
[Say good without risk! Say no good poisonous creatures! ! ! 】
[The trough! ! Speech brother...]
Just when the audience and the program group were frying, the man who came over saw the black blood on Song Qi’s feet. He didn’t even think about it. He lifted Song Qi’s ankle with one leg.
Wei Mingyan bowed his head and began to **** blood without hesitation.
Song Qi was shocked to push him away, but for a moment she understood what it meant. "Bright words, you will loosen me first, and you will be poisoned!"
Tears filled the entire eyelids.
She really didn't think that at the crucial moment, the man who once thought she didn't value her at all would make such a choice.
This way, no hesitation.
Wei Mingyan slowly, loosened Song Qi’s hand, his hand still shaking, his eyes long red.
He turned and leaned to the ground, "Hey!"
"This snake had eaten black paint before, hey! Vomit!"
Audience: [...]
a group of programs: "..."
Song Qi was staring at the man who had a bitter face and retching because of the smell of the paint. He couldn’t help but scream and laugh out loud.
Laughing and laughing, his eyes slipped into tears.