MTL - SCP Life Diary of a D-class Personnel-Chapter 209 : fraudulent corpse
"...So what are we doing now?" Xi Liya sat on the chair, her brows twitching uncontrollably with a strange expression.
"Okay, I've already said that I have something to wait for the end of the game... Hey, by the way, are your character cards ready yet?" Wang Xu said with a relaxed expression, even if it is Gaia doesn't know what he's thinking right now... The situation on the other side is so urgent...
"Little brother, is your card ready?" Wang Xu turned to look at Gaia who was sitting opposite Xi Liya.
"... Ang" Gaia nodded slightly, his expression was as weird as that of Siria... He obviously prefers drinking vodka to playing games... If he didn't drink vodka, in fact Motor oil and medical alcohol are also acceptable.
"By the way, tell me again what the game is called?" Gaia asked.
"COC running group!" Wang Xu puffed up his chest: "It can also be called TRPG!"
Afterwards, Wangxu took over Merlin's character card, and frowned slightly: "Um, so your character name is Calapesso Stan Fornistato Bratos Ta Butos Gesfortolato ...whatfuke??"
"Ah? Can't you?" Gaia's blue eyes were full of doubts.
"Can't you have a shorter name?"
"Then...then change it yourself and call it...Vladimir Ivanovich Dostoevsky Ma Karloff."
"?????..."
"Hey! If you look at me like that again, I'll pull out your eyeballs. Are you trying to make things difficult for me? This is a very common name! . . . Shit!" He said with both hands At the same time, they raised the familiar international mocking gesture to Wangxu.
"Are you still talking human?? Because of a game, you are going to pick out your brother's eyeballs???...You...forget it, okay... ..Then let me continue to look...Male, age 25, status...Tsar?? Yikes Q Smith? What are you doing! This is the script of the 21st century , and all of you are ordinary people, you cannot be emperors! Take it back and change it!"
Gaia: some lost voice
"I've written it, I've written it!" Francie seemed to be happy to spend her time playing this inexplicable game, and she handed out her character card with anticipation on her face.
"Let me see..." Wang Xu squinted his eyes: "Xi Lanfu, female, eighteen years old, professional... well, e-sports player? The background story is not bad ...But can you tell me why you, a professional e-sports player, have level 90 in fighting skills and gun use? However, your computer use is only level 40."
"Hobbies, hobbies, hobbies"
"...I see. It turns out that professional e-sports players are your hobby. Well, it seems that it is not impossible..." Wang Xu sighed deeply, and then looked at An empty position—he felt a little disappointed that 049 didn't participate in this game, as if a great part of the fun was missing.
"What about you, big sister?" Wang Xu looked at Xi Liya again.
"To" Shiriya Lisuo handed over her character card, and said at the same time: "Shirley, 20 years old, female, from Paris, France, is a killer by profession. She has assassinated many important people, so she has made many enemies. As a As a killer, I have excellent marksmanship, stealth, fighting, and evasion skills, and in order to avoid these troubles as much as possible, I also learned makeup skills from the master to avoid enemies."
"Oh, oh, it's unexpectedly reliable..." Wang Xu squeezed his chin: "But...doesn't it matter if both scouting and listening are not relevant? Maybe you will miss it Lots of clues."
"No need." Shiriya shook her head indifferently: "I'm very lucky."
"Okay... what about the last two?"
In the end, there were only two of Francie's subordinates left, the Chinese female agent known as Xia Lao Liu and the black guy next to her. The two handed out their role cards together.
"Xia Yun, twenty-three years old, looks as high as 80 and looks really beautiful! I am a doctor, and at the same time, I deliberately learned a set of boxing techniques in order to subdue patients, and I have excellent fighting skills."
"???... In order to subdue patients, I learned boxing. Aren't you a doctor? Doctors should save patients! Your medicine and first aid levels are both sixty, but your fighting is already ninety ah!"
"Uh, medical troubles are serious in remote areas, so! Cough cough, you understand."
"I understand, the patients were all beaten to death by you. If you were not good at **** and kicking, you would have been beaten to death by the patient's family members... Then the next one, that black brother... um, Seems to be pretty good, name is James, 26 years old, from the United States, a writer... The only problem seems to be too normal, and it doesn't fit in with other people..."
"It's okay!" Lao Hei said heartily.
"Then there is only the last one left, little brother, have you changed your card yet?"
"Here, let's see."
"There are quite a lot of changes, let me take a look...... (Silence
"Why, this is not enough? I will stop playing if this is not enough. Let me tell you."
"...Okay! Okay! Play, you can play! Play FMD!" Said, Wangxu returned the identity card to Gaia in despair, his new identity is like this—
Name: Bobosha
Sex: Male
Age: 37
Occupation: farmer
Strength 90-Agility 75-Body Size 80-Constitution 80-Appearance 30-Intelligence 45-Will 90-Education 25-Luck 30.
Background story: "An ordinary farmer in Russia, who is urban and simple, once rested under a tree and accidentally had his face bitten by a donkey and left a terrible scar."
Main skills: Charm Level 90 - Listening Level 60 - Scouting Level 60 - Fighting Level 90 - Riding Level 60 - First Aid Level 40.
By the way, what the **** is an appearance level 30 charm level 90! (Fifty is the average human level).
Because of Gaia's arrogance and that stupid rebellious period, Wangxu had no choice but to let this card pass the review.
"Okay." Wang Xu looked around at everyone: "Now that everyone's character cards have been prepared, I'm going to start importing the story."
"I hope this game can end soon, we still have a lot of important things to do." Xilia said with a cold expression.
I saw Wang Xu took a deep breath, and a honeyed smile rose from the corner of his mouth.
......
In Russia in December, the climate is extremely cold.
A few days ago, a murder occurred in the town of Vortwagtler, which is located on the snowy field. A businessman named Levat died in a trash can in the alley of the town, with a frightened expression and his body curled up into a ball. In the cold weather, I don't even have a single piece of underwear on my body.
At this time, a group of outsiders were driving into the town in a car. After they parked and walked out, they began to look around.
"Little Wa! You died so badly!!" Suddenly, the man dressed as a farmer knelt down and cried.
…
Wang Xu frowned: "What are you doing?"
"Ah?" Gaia was stunned for a moment: "Didn't you tell us when we made the character card that we all know this person named Valette? Then I think that as his friend, he belches a fart and I should be a little sad. "
"But you haven't arrived at the scene yet, you are on the street now! There are people everywhere in broad daylight!"
"Oh~www.novelbuddy.com~ Then I'm up."
......
The exaggerated behavior of the farmer immediately attracted the attention of pedestrians—what is that? Is it a monkey? No, that was an ugly old farmer.
As if sensing something was wrong, the old farmer stood up and wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes, as if everything just now didn't exist.
......
At this time, Wang Xu took out a pair of ten-sided dice from his pocket, and threw them on the table——
"What are you doing?" Gaia suddenly had a bad feeling.
"...I don't know this guy." Shiriya turned her eyes from Gaia to the other side.
The dice stopped spinning, the first dice rolled 2, the second dice rolled 5, and the final value was 25. Wang Xu glanced at Caiya's 30-point luck and curled his lips in disappointment.
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