MTL - Rise From the Humble-Chapter 1794 Because he is Zhu Ping'an
Chapter 1794 Because he is Zhu Pingan
Mr. Storyteller shook his head, danced, laughed and cursed with exaggerated expressions, sometimes pretending to be a Japanese pirate, sometimes pretending to be a Zhejiang army.
At the last Xingmu slap, people were still unsatisfied. It was not until the sound of applause came that people came back to their senses.
"Well said! Master Zhu is Wenquxing in the sky. Every Spring Festival, couplets have to be posted in the sky. Not to mention Lei Gong, all the gods in the sky, and even the Jade Emperor, Queen Mother, and the Empress asked for a few couplets to be pasted on the door of Wenquxing. One day in the sky, one year on the earth, every day in the sky couplets have to be posted, all gods have to come to Wenquxing to ask for couplets every day, the relationship is naturally unusual, Wenquxing said hello, of course Lei Gong will support, let alone three Ten nine-day profound thunders, even three hundred nine-day profound thunders are fine."
"Okay! I also heard the thunderbolt outside the city. My mother, the ground shook. My wife thought the city wall had collapsed. She was so scared that she peed halfway on the kang. I'm not guilty, he peed more than her. The two youngsters in the family did not show much... When our family was trembling and about to go into the cellar to resign ourselves to fate, we heard the sound of a great victory from outside, saying that more than 10,000 Japanese pirates outside the city were killed by bombing, mother Yep, I'm peeing in vain...".
"Ha ha face face, Hu Laosan, everyone in your family is talented..."
"That's right, if you can all take a pee like our family, you can drown the turtle grandson pirates outside the city."
"Hahaha... Hu Laosan, you are such an idiot. If Master Zhu hadn't been so wise and mighty, like a **** descending from the earth, he had repelled the Japanese pirates. It would be useless even if you peed on the kang. The Japanese pirates all came from the sea, one by one. They will make waves, and they will not drown."
"Thanks to Mr. Zhu, we saved our lives. Mr. Zhu is really like a **** descending from the earth. Two thousand people beheaded tens of thousands of Japanese pirates, and the 50,000 Japanese pirate army retreated."
The tea stall was very lively, people burst into laughter, and warmly praised Zhu Ping'an and the Zhejiang Army.
On the tea stall, there was a noble family sitting, and in the middle was a young lady with a big belly, which is usually the size of a full-term pregnant woman. Her clothes are luxurious, her movements are elegant, and she looks very luxurious. Like a fairy descending from the sky, she was accompanied by a group of people to serve her. The ones serving her were two maids, followed by two maids and two old women, and there were six sturdy guards around the table.
Although I sat at a table at the tea stand, I didn’t eat the food at the tea stand, and I ate the food I brought myself.
Of course, the nobleman was very generous. He not only rewarded the storyteller with an ingot of ten taels of silver, but also reserved a large pot of soybean milk and a large pot of spicy soup at the tea stall. Everyone present is invited to drink for free.
Young lady seems to like gossip, listening to Mr. Shu's lectures, and listening to people laughing and joking at the tea stand.
Maybe it’s because I’m bored living in a high-rise compound, and I’m curious about the fireworks in the market.
This ostentation looked like a noble person. Although the people at the tea stall would look at him curiously, they didn't dare to disturb him.
Nonsense, who dares to bother, haven’t you seen the six nursing homes, each of them is very majestic, with sharp eyes, and it looks like a Lianjiazi.
"Hehehe, Miss, did you hear that? They said that my uncle is the star of Wenqu, who descended to the earth, summoned Leigong to help out, and sent down thirty thunderbolts, killing ten or twenty thousand pirates outside the city. Hehehe, my uncle will summon Leigong."
Baozi's little maid, Hua'er, couldn't hold it in for a long time, she covered her mouth and giggled, her stomach ached from laughing.
"They said that there are ten talents in the world, and my uncle has eight of them alone. They also said that my uncle has piercing eyes, and no falsehood can cover my eyes. They also said that my uncle can pinch and count, and that the words written by my uncle are as useful as magic charms." Well, giggling. Miss, I’m sorry, I really can’t help it.”
Qin'er couldn't help covering her small mouth and giggling.
Of course, Li Shu also narrowed her eyes when she smiled, and gently touched her belly with one hand to comfort the two little guys. The two little guys were happy to hear it, and turned somersaults in their stomachs.
"Your father is a god, and you are also turning upside down in your stomach. You should be called a dutiful son under the stick of your father."
Li Shu rubbed her stomach and cursed.
Li Shu and the others listened to the tea stand for a while, and then rewarded the storyteller again with unfulfilled desires. They wrapped the meat buns and fried juniper at the tea stand, and were carried by the nursing home, all the way to the place where the refugees gathered.
Li Shu sat on the sedan chair, lifted the curtain of the sedan chair with her slender hands, and asked softly, "Have you arranged the pigs and sheep for brother Zhu's army?"
"Returning to Miss, when Yinshi heard that the Japanese pirates were coming, the lady said that my uncle would win a big victory, and asked me to buy pigs and sheep to reward the army, a hundred pigs, and two hundred sheep. I bought them overnight and slaughtered them on the spot. They have been cooked. That's right, it has already been sent to the city gate. As soon as the city gate opens, I will immediately send it to my son-in-law's camp to reward the army."
A middle-aged nursing home came forward and reported that to be honest, when Yinshi heard the Japanese pirates attacking the city, he was still very worried about the uncle outside the city, but the young lady was different. After hearing this, the young lady said that the uncle would win a big victory, and asked to buy pigs and sheep as rewards. military.
"Well, very good." Li Shu nodded in satisfaction, and asked again, "How much gunpowder has been collected, and I will send it to Brother Zhu when I reward the army."
"Please punish the young lady, she is stupid, she showed my uncle's famous stab, and only collected 800 catties of gunpowder in the firecracker workshop, and was interrogated by the government. They only agreed when they saw my uncle's famous stab."
The middle-aged nursing home replied with a face of shame.
"Eight hundred catties is too little. The continuous explosions outside the city this morning used no less than eight hundred catties of gunpowder."
Li Shu shook her head slightly, and ordered, "If you can't buy gunpowder, go buy sulfur, saltpeter, and charcoal, and send them to Brother Zhu when you reward the army. In addition, take Brother Zhu's name badge to visit the government and look around the city. Can you give Brother Zhu some gunpowder? Brother Zhu’s Zhe army relies on firearms, and firearms depend on gunpowder. There is no shortage of gunpowder.”
"No." The nurse bowed back and arranged to go.
"Miss, the Japanese pirates are attacking at Yinshi, how did the miss expect that my uncle will definitely win?" Hua'er asked chirping.
"Hey, Huaer, my uncle is a **** who came down to earth, and he can pinch and count. Miss is a fairy from heaven, and she can pinch and count."
Qin'er giggled from the side.
"Master is a **** descending to earth, Miss is a fairy descending to earth, then we are little girls descending from heaven to serve fairies."
Hua'er also giggled.
After laughing and fussing for a while, Hua'er still couldn't help being curious, and asked again, "Miss, I still don't understand, why did Miss expect that my uncle would win when she heard the Japanese pirates coming?"
"Because he is Zhu Ping'an." Li Shu smiled slightly.
(end of this chapter)
