MTL - Part-Time Taoist Priest-Chapter 89 Great luck
Chapter 89 Great Fortune
Xie Lingya holds the pheasant brother, gently touches the hair on his back, and the mobile phone is placed on the table next to him. Others see this scene, and all of them feel that the treatment of the life-saving chicken is different.
And the manager who knows the truth is hanging: "... forget it?"
It’s not so good to get a pheasant’s tossing like this.
Guo Xing was a little sympathetic even if he was not rescued by the pheasant. "You don't dare to move it."
Xie Lingya was trying to answer. At this time, the phone rang. He picked up and said a few words. "Well, um... well, can you? Well, no problem..."
Previously, Wen Jing told Xie Lingya that his wife did not want to change her marriage. She could hear from the phone that he was downcast. Xie Lingya had expected it, and told him that there are other ways to avoid it, let him ask.
At this moment, Wen Jing got it on the phone. Their family has discussed this matter several times, and it is estimated that there is such a prelude. The added items seem to be well accepted. After Wen Jing’s wife asked what was there, she felt that it was not very influential and agreed. After all, even if you are not a superstitious person, there are some links to local customs.
"When are you also coming to me as a best man?" Wen Jing asked.
Xie Lingya naturally agreed.
Wen Jing said: "Remember not to dress too handsome..."
Xie Lingya: "..."
After hanging up the phone, Xie Lingya said: "Become - I think so, can do more work, and the pheasant has experience. If you change other chickens, you said that after the blood was released, this chicken is to let the smell Jingjia ate, or did we take it back?"
Everyone is speechless.
"I will put a little blood." Xie Lingya gestured and touched the pheasant's neck. "Reassured."
Pheasant brother: "..."
The other people know that Xie Lingya had to take the pheasant brother to avoid the blasphemy, and they all had great sympathy for the pheasant. The sea view tide also specially mixed the pheasant with some delicious food. When I said that I would bring you back to enjoy the blessing, I didn’t expect the sponge to be so mad..."
Xie Lingya picked up his eyebrows. "You don't want to talk to the pheasant, you can't talk, and people's consciousness may be much higher than you."
Hai Guanchao: "I am, you can't eat delicious chickens."
......
On the wedding day, Xie Lingya put everything in a bag, and then put the pheasant brother into it, leaving only a hole for the pheasant to gasp.
He first went to Wenjing by bus, and the pheasant moved in his bag.
The girl next to me met and said with joy: "Handsome, do you have cats in your bag? Or a dog?"
Xie Lingya said: "It's a chicken."
Girl: "..."
The face was red in an instant, and the red was black and incredulously looked at Xie Lingya.
Xie Lingya quickly realized that there was ambiguity. He quickly turned the bag over and let the pheasant come out of his head. "I mean cock."
Girl: "........."
The people in the car are looking at each other, thinking that this is the current fashion trend? Young handsome guy raising chicken?
Xie Lingya took the pheasant brother to Wenjing’s family and said hello to his family. Wen’s relatives knew that he was not only a best man, but also specially helped to avoid it, and his attitude was particularly good.
And Wen Jing himself is wearing a dress, "I am coming, thank you for your clothes."
I only asked about the size before, and then bought it for Xie Lingya. I tried it. After wearing it, I saw it fit. He rarely wears this dress. On weekdays, he always wears a sweater or a T-shirt or jeans. This set is different from everyday wear and vestments.
Because today is to be the best man, he did not bring Liu Lingtong, or the best man can hang a doll to see it.
The other two best man are the younger brothers of Wen Jing. They are standing next to Xie Lingya and want to cry. "Brother, why are you pitting us?"
"I don't know myself..." Wen Jing pretended to be a tearful look.
During the wedding, the photographer was asked to take a picture with him. He shot the dresses on the side and played with the groom and the best man. When they arrived at Kyrgyzstan, they went out to get ready to pick up their relatives.
The whole process is that the bridegroom starts to go to the bride's house to pick up the relatives. After receiving the new house, I will wait for a while. After this step, most of the relatives will follow, and then go to the hotel to use Chinese food to entertain guests.
When I arrived at the woman's home, I was naturally blocked from the door. The bridesmaids were embarrassed. After they went in, they had to find out where the bride's shoes were hidden.
The first shoe is basically hidden under the skirt. When the groom was troubled to ask questions, the best man helped him find another shoe. The bridesmaids squinted and revealed that the shoes were in this room.
However, the three best mans were not found. Wen Jingdu answered the question, and hurriedly said: "Old thank you, what are you asking for?"
Xie Lingya thought, I am not relying on avoiding it.
Wen Jing: "Look at the bridesmaid!"
Xie Lingya: "..."
Xie Lingya: "...I have an object!"
This little game will not be too difficult for the groom, the relatives of the woman hinted at the direction, everyone reacted, it should be hung in the lampshade of a floor lamp.
Wen Jing fluttered in the past and touched it. Nothing touched it. Depressed the tunnel: "How come with people?"
The relatives of the woman’s brains scratched their heads: “I saw this really. I didn’t know where they changed.”
People in this room came and went, especially just now, blocking the door, watching people, who knows which changed place.
Wen Jing took the bridesmaid, "Sister, tell your brother-in-law!"
The bridesmaid laughed and said: "I don't know, we were in the light."
Wen Jing left and right, "Where is the big place, where can I hide it... Brothers, I took the ceiling off with me!"
He really took everyone on the stool and touched the ceiling.
Several bridesmaids gathered together and whispered, "Where is it?"
"I don't know... isn't you changing?"
"Halo, I don't, I thought it was you two."
"Is that where the aunt changed?"
They looked at each other and didn't know what was going on.
Just thinking about whether to ask other relatives, Wen Jing unloaded a ceiling, and actually a new shoe fell!
Xie Lingya was originally standing underneath to help Wen Jing, and reached out to hold the shoe.
"Wow - you actually hide the ceiling!"
"Hey, who put it in the end?"
"I am going, how can I have no memory, who put it..."
In a laugh, Xie Lingya held the high heels thoughtfully, and he felt that there was an unusual smell on the shoes - not the smell, the new shoes - the wet yin.
Holding a little bit of vaginal anger makes Xie Lingya somewhat strange. The paralysis should appear at the wedding. Now it is just the environment of getting married. How can there be femininity? Is it something else?
I don't have time to think too much. Wen Jing has already taken the shoes and put them on the bride.
Xie Lingya converges on the idea. Anyway, no matter what, today, the pheasant is here, no one wants to mess.
Wen Jing took the bride down the stairs and is now ready to take the wedding car to the new house. Xie Lingya carried the bag, inside is the pheasant brother, and the bridesmaids, couples and couples sit in the car.
Wen Jing’s newlywed wife is Jiang Qiqi. Today she and Xie Lingya are the first to meet.
Xie Lingya put the pheasant at the foot, see Jiang Qiqi always look back at himself, still wonder if she cares about this chicken.
Jiang Qiqi smiled at the eyes of Xie Lingya and said, "I am bothering you today."
Xie Lingya simply said: "Nothing."
Jiang Qiqi said again: "Fortunately, you want to come out with these methods. Otherwise, we have to argue because we don't change the time. I want to have a wedding there. The rescheduling is equivalent to a delay of at least two months..." She paused, thinking Xie Lingya is also a "superstitious faction". He also proposed a remarriage period, and he changed the topic. "In short, I am bothering you."
Xie Lingya didn't feel anything about her thoughts. She was just surprised that he listened to Jiang Qiqi and Wen Jing on the phone. The door was very whispered in front of the outsiders. It was unexpected.
"It’s just a matter of raising your hand. It’s most important to have a wedding." Xie Lingya said.
There is a lingering fear in Wen Jing's heart. This is the case, but the more large-scale activities, the more places that are easy to be rubbed up. Anyway, I can successfully run a wedding today. He has the feeling of finally liberating.
Oh, no, I will be officially liberated until the evening.
After getting out of the wedding car, the photographer in the back of the car ran over, a look of words and stops.
Wen Jing asked: "What happened?"
The photographer came over and showed him the camera. "...I just looked back at the things I took on the road and saw a white dress."
Wen Jing’s face suddenly turned white, and the heart jumped wildly. “What, what?”
The photographer is a wedding company, because there are many weddings, and there are many customs. I know a little about the gods. I didn’t pay attention when I was shooting, but I saw the wrong place during the playback. In addition, I heard the elders of both sides of the ear and mentioned that they were guilty of numbness today, and the more they wanted to panic, they showed it to them.
The photographer said that at a corner, there was a man in white linen, holding a bamboo pole in his hand and standing on the side of the road. The body turned as the vehicle passed, always facing the car.
The numb person lowered his head, and a long hair covered most of his face. He couldn't see the looks, only he felt that he was always staring at the car.
The gods can appear in the daytime, and people can see their form.
Wen Jing looked a bit stiff. At this time, Jiang Qiqi also looked at the probe, his face was inconspicuous, and finally he was stiff and said: "...coincidence."
"Nothing, go in." Xie Lingya calmly greeted him.
Originally, other relatives listened to one ear and wanted to come on the sidelines. When they heard Xie Lingya, they all silently. At this time, you have to listen to professionals.
Xie Lingya took the pheasant out of the bag and cut it on the leg with a clean knife, and applied the blood to the crown. The pheasant brother screamed a few times, but compared to the original low on the snowy mountain, there is quite a feeling of fate.
Because the bride belongs to women and is yin, it is more likely to be numb, this step is mainly for the bride.
Xie Lingya stood at the door and asked the bride to enter the door. When she passed the door, she ran the pheasant.
"Hey--" The pheasant flapped his wings and flew over the top of Jiang Qiqi.
At the same time, Xie Lingya also sang: "Ji Shen Quanzhi, Daji Dali!"
The pheasant brother fell to the ground, Jiang Qiqi took the hand of Wen Jing, put the skirt into the house, and other relatives also sneaked in.
One of the junior high school students passed by and said: "Good luck, eat chicken tonight."
Xie Lingya: "..."
Pheasant brother: "........."
Xie Lingya puts his wings on the wings, I don’t know if it’s a painful or panicked pheasant, and I will treat it with wounds. “Little fart kids talk nonsense...! Eat what chicken!”
The pheasant is shivering and stabbing a leg. Xie Lingya put it back in the bag to create a safe and closed environment. By the way, take the gossip mirror and hang it on the door. This is also used to avoid shackles and sputum.
Going in and seeing, the new bed in the new house, with many red dates, lotus seeds and the like, means early birth.
Xie Lingya also passed, and took out the grain that he brought, sprinkled it on the quilt, and the grain was alive, and it was also intended to ward off evil. People who understand can't say anything. People who don't understand only think that it is the same as sprinkling lotus seeds and red dates. It is a good luck. Xie Lingya is the best man and is not eye-catching.
At this time, Wen Jing touched it and whispered: "Old Xie, the photographer who took the photo shows that I am really goose bumps. Go back to the video and cut off nothing?"
Xie Lingya nodded. "Nothing, it’s really a joy. It’s okay to take it."
It is the body that can be a victim, and it can be chaotic if it can be taken in.
"After you have done this, it will not appear again?" Wen Jing asked.
"It's okay. Just let go of your heart." Xie Lingya knew that he must have been scared by the shadow in the video and comforted a few words.
Wen Jing went to sit with Jiang Qiqi and chatted with relatives. After eating some things, the time was almost the same. I had to drive to the hotel to prepare for the welcome.
Xie Lingya is still sitting in a car with a couple of new couples and bridesmaids. At the hotel, the wedding company has already arranged it, and the gossip mirror is also hung at the venue, so today his task should be said to be completed. Not to say 100%, but there is no longer a big problem.
At this time, Wen Jing’s mobile phone suddenly rang. He glanced and frowned. “Photographer?”
Xie Lingya was curious as soon as he heard it. Look back.
Wen Jing took the call and opened it. "How?"
The photographer stammered in the end: "I was there, I was shooting... You... You look out the window, can you see the woman in front of the white bamboo stick on the side of the road? That is the one I photographed... ”
A few people turned around and looked at it. He found out that the flower bed really stood a long-haired woman, with his head down, a white linen, and his body directed at it. Her face was only one-third of her face, and her eyes could not be seen, but everyone felt that she was "gazing" in this direction!
The feelings that real people and video can see are different, the sinister atmosphere, and the strange feeling that linen brings.
"Ah!" Jiang Qiqi and the bridesmaids screamed, Jiang Qiqi went to Wenjing's arms.
The driver also shook a bit, the vehicle slightly went a little s shape, and soon surpassed the linen man, everyone looked back, she is still in this direction.
Xie Lingya frowned, he was not afraid, just wondered, "How can the paralysis appear?"
"She is following us? She is following us?" Jiang Qiqi was uneasy and pinched the clothes of Wen Jing. "She is what she is wearing..."
Xie Lingya interrupted her. "The day of great joy, let her be happy."
Jiang Qiqi nodded uncomfortable, deep inside, still do not want to believe the so-called paralysis, thought of several explanations, but even if this is not a paralyzed but a real person, she has been following them, it is very strange!
"Old thank you." Wen Jing lived in Jiang Qiqi, and also asked for help to Xie Lingya.
Xie Lingya was still thinking about it, and he was interrupted. He said: "His God is following the newcomer. If it happens, people will not drive away. - People used to ride the sedan chair, now you are in a car, she I can't catch up, so I can only see it a few times on the side of the road."
Everyone: "..."
What the hell, so she can't see the paralyzed when she is running wild?
The ridiculous thoughts flashed through my mind, and everyone’s feelings of fear were all reduced.
"But it stands to reason that after I avoided it, I couldn't follow it, and I couldn't get close to the hotel and the new home." Xie Lingya said, "What's going on here... What kind of expression do you guys, driver, you drive, Duan Dim Sum, I will get off first when I am. Right, send a text message to remind everyone to be careful, especially male relatives."
The paralyzed person will collide with the person at the wedding. The person who is rushed will be crazy. If it is a male, then the soul may be taken away by the paralyzed and went to the husband and wife. And well, it will leave behind the sequelae, and go crazy every year.
......
The wedding car drove to the hotel, Xie Lingya took the lead to get off the bus, looked around for a week, did not see the traces of paralysis, this is called other people to get off.
Wen Jing’s uncle, who does not understand this, just received a text message saying that he was paralyzed. He confusedly said: "Well? What is the numbness?"
Xie Lingya: "......... um."
He thought about it and did not correct it. The blunt words of "the paralysis" at the wedding ceremony were not very good. Everyone used the **** of joy instead, and he could not say the correct name. Otherwise, he would be taboo.
Just knowing that you have been defamed, you will probably be in the heart of mmp...
Everyone went to the hotel, and there was still a distance from the gate to the wedding banquet hall. They entered the door and bypassed Wenjing’s wedding card, and there was a woman with a white bamboo stick on the wall of the corridor.
The woman finally looked up and saw her full of sorrow, her brows locked, and there seemed to be infinite mourning in her heart, and that white linen was so horrible.
Is this...the **** of joy? Legend has it that the wedding must not be misidentified and cannot be offended.
For a moment, everyone did not dare to go forward, silently swallowing, no one dare to drive.
This guy is crazy when he touches it.
They have long been warned, and some elderly people know that hilariousness will be mixed into the guests and must not be committed. Now I see the ontology, and the relatives of the two families are stiffer than one.
The waiter wanted to go forward and ask the lady what happened, and she was stunned by Xie Lingya.
"Mr...." The waiter looked at Xie Lingya with amazement. Xie Lingya raised his hand and motioned him to stop talking. He was shocked and he did not dare to say it.
Xie Lingya swept up and glanced at the paralyzed eyes, and suddenly he took a breath and said: "Entering from another door in the banquet hall, nothing, hanging the gossip mirror inside, go."
The people found the backbone of the heart, and they went in from the other door, and looked back to make sure that the paralysis was still in place.
Xie Lingya is also in the same place, he stared at the paralyzed look.
The paralyzed turn turned to the body, as if a little unnatural.
Xie Lingya’s heart is more certain, and he’s got a slap in the face! He grabbed the numb wrist and stuck it to the ghost door.
The cloaked man couldn’t move in the hands of Xie Lingya. Xie Lingya pumped out her bamboo stick. “Can you still hold the ghost door?”
He grabbed some of the remaining grains in one hand and slammed it in the "Making Man" vest!
The "Making Man" stepped forward a few steps, and his body was dissipated with black air. He was half-timed and turned into a little girl wearing a bright yellow dress.
The bamboo stick in Xie Lingya’s hand also changed back to a lollipop.
This little girl is the primary school student who Xie Lingya saw in Guo Xing's bedroom.
The little girl shrank in the shadow of the corner, and now it is close to noon, she is naturally very uncomfortable.
Xie Lingya only thought a little, and he understood the process. "The shoes are also hidden by you, are you?"
The penny held his head and nodded pitifully.
Xie Lingya said that the shoes did not even know where the bridesmaids were, and there was a hint of yin, which was originally made by the little devil. This is definitely a grudge, a rush to him, and wants to mess with him.
The paralysis must have appeared, but because his setting was shunned in the middle, and then borrowed by the little devil, so that he can appear in broad daylight and be seen by so many people. Xie Lingya expelled her anger, and she changed back to the original.
The devil is like this, many of them are easy to be mind-set, and they like to be confused. However, she can only scare people, and that her anger is only enough for her to appear, and she can’t reach people.
Xie Lingya came back to see the pen fairy, and he quickly got into the wall. He looked like an uncomfortable one. He said, "You didn't take care of you that day, you are still involved, oh..."
The pen fairy looked at Xie Lingya in horror.
......
When Xie Lingya walked back to the banquet hall, Wen Jing and Jiang Qiqi were still inside, afraid to go to the lobby, and seeing him come back to probe the brain.
"It's okay, you can go outside and wait for the welcome." Xie Lingya greeted him.
Jiang Qiqi poked Wen Jing, Wen Jing quickly asked: "How come you say it?"
Jiang Qiqi also looked nervous. If not so many people were present, she just wanted to scream at her husband and cry twice. Now I can't wait for Xie Lingya to take out the **** and give herself some blood.
"That's it." Xie Lingya said, "There is really no, really no more scorpion, right, I may have to go out and come back soon."
Wen Jing asked: "What are you doing?"
Xie Lingya looked at the sky, "I went to buy a set of Olympiad test papers. I found that the general problem is not enough for the primary school students to kill!"
Wen Jing & Jiang Qiqi: "??"