MTL - Okay, I Can’t Eat This-Chapter 7
The nephew made preparations in advance, and prepared for this for two whole days.
On the third night, around eleven o'clock, a few people met in the living room, no, it was three people and one ghost. The rest of the ghost servants were sent to other places, and they were not allowed to appear for the time being. , to avoid other problems.
In the middle of the living room was a large table that looked a bit like an operating table, covered with white cloth, and Meng Shu lay up nervously: "Is it really possible? Will nothing happen?"
His nephew made him a little impatient: "Don't panic, even if it fails, there will be no side effects. At most, it will become a little more vigilant. What are you worried about?"
"It's not that you are pregnant." Meng Shu said aggrievedly.
The nephew was not annoyed, and calmly rolled up his sleeves: "I don't have that blessing."
Meng Shu rolled his eyes angrily, what kind of blessing is this? This is clearly a sin.
"It's almost time, stop arguing." Xie Chi said lightly, the black mist formed the dumplings twisting happily around her. It seemed that as long as she was close to Xie Chi, she would become much happier than usual. At this time When the nephew came to touch, she would not deliberately hide.
The time they were waiting for was 12 midnight, when the yin and qi were the heaviest. It was when the yin and yang converged and the ghosts were walking at night. All the things that the nephew had prepared in advance were brought over. Among them, the one that required the longest preparation time was one. The paper figurine, specially made by someone to tie it, contains the characters of Meng Shu's birthday.
The paper figurines are very well pierced, and they look lifelike at a glance. It was a very famous old craftsman in this industry that my nephew specially found, and it took two days to pierce them.
He placed a stone basin in front of the table like an operating table, threw some paper money into it and ordered it first, and managed the ghosts and spirits passing by to prevent them from making trouble.
Meng Shu was already lying on the table, with no shirt on, revealing his increasingly rounded belly. It was only two days later. His belly had grown bigger again, and his skin would be stretched out like stretch marks. The lines, not to mention that the stomach is stretched after a few days of hard work.
Meng Shu's belly was slightly transparent, and there were slight scar-like lines on the surface, which looked a little scary.
He lay there nervously, for fear that this time the method would not work, but at this time there was no other choice, and he could only wait for the result.
Xie Chi didn't know much about these things, so he was only responsible for helping out. After the nephew finished burning the paper, he put the paper figure next to Meng Shu, covered the paper figure's waist and abdomen with a red cloth, and then began to chant.
Xie Chi digs her ears and is a little drowsy. She hates memorizing those spells the most, magic spells, magic spells, if you want to cast spells, it is very important. This is the special language of gods and ghosts that people use to communicate, but Xie Chi There is really no talent in this regard. As soon as I open the book and read two, I will fall asleep.
Before her master passed away, someone forced her to memorize the spell well. When her master passed away, there would be no one who could take care of Xie Chi.
After the nephew finished reciting the mantra, he quickly stuffed a pill into Meng Shu's mouth and pressed him under his tongue. Meng Shu closed his eyes, his face slowly turned pale, and the breath on his body became weaker and weaker. Yu Wu.
He lay there looking like a corpse.
The nephew moved quickly, biting a red thread in his mouth, one end was tied to the paper man's wrist, and the other end was quickly wrapped around Meng Shu's hand.
After doing all this, Meng Shu's stomach suddenly moved. Pfft, a small palm print protruded from under his belly. In a few seconds, his feet protruded outward again, looking like There was a baby under his belly, slapping Meng Shu's belly with his hands and feet.
Meng Shu's pale face like a dead man wrinkled in pain, but he gritted his teeth tightly and didn't move. He could never open his mouth at this time.
The things in my stomach were noisy for at least 10 minutes. The whole belly suddenly shrunk. It did not shrink back to the size of a normal person in an instant, but slowly shrunk to the size of a watermelon, and the skin was wrinkled, like an old man. A wrinkled face that looks a little…
At the same time, the waist and abdomen of the paper figure next to him, covered with a red cloth, suddenly bulged slowly.
"Is this all right?" Xie Chi reached out and touched Meng Shu's belly, it was cold and his body temperature was like that of a dead person, the nephew shook his head and said, "The remnant soul is out, the ghost is still inside, but more than It's easier to imagine."
"Then next..." Xie Chi hesitated for a while, staring at Meng Shu's stomach with a complicated expression. Meng Shu, who was lying on it like a dead man, sat up in shock, and spat out a little bit smaller than when he was in it. half of the pills.
He didn't act like a pregnant (not) person, he jumped up and ran to the dining table to pour a glass of water, and swished his mouth several times: "The smell of this medicine is too embarrassing. It's as if the chicken that was about to rot for more than ten days in the summer was thrown into the cesspool for one night, and the smell is nothing but fishy.
Xie Chi and nephew: Vomit...
"Don't make it so disgusting, it's as if you've tasted the metaphor."
Meng Shu was extremely aggrieved: "I'm not here to describe how I feel? By the way, what's next? Why is my stomach still bulging."
"The remnant soul is an intangible thing, and it has been transferred to a substitute for you. The ghost fetus is a physical body, so you have to take it out." The nephew said politely: "Would you like to go to the hospital for a caesarean section?"
Meng Shu: …
His expression looked a little broken: "I don't want to be on social news..."
If I go to the hospital for a caesarean section tonight, the headline tomorrow will probably be, "A young man in **** came to the hospital for an abortion while pregnant. Is it a moral loss or a distortion of human nature"
He sobbed loudly, and then looked at his nephew and Xie Chi resentfully: "If I get on the social news tomorrow, I will definitely tell the reporter that the child belongs to both of you."
Xie Chi looked up at the sky, and the nephew immediately took all the pressure. He covered his mouth with his fist and coughed, and then said, "Then give birth?"
Meng Shu continued to look at his nephew with resentment.
The nephew turned to look at Xie Chi in despair: "Then I will trouble the uncle."
In fact, it wasn't Xie Chi that troubled Xie Chi, it was Xie Chi's yin qi that was raised by Xie Chi. Xie Chi patted the little cutie at home, and the group formed by the black mist was stunned for a moment, a little reluctant, but slowly climbed onto Meng Shu's body.
She raised a tentacle formed of mist and stabbed it at Meng Shu's belly. From the visual effect, she was still horrified. The black tentacles went in and the black tentacles came out. Spoon stirs coffee.
About four or five minutes later, Meng Shu suddenly jumped up: "Where is the toilet!"
He screamed and rushed into the toilet, but didn't come out for a long time.
The black mist ball floated back to Xie Chi. She looks like a black octopus now. Many tentacles are pitifully rubbing against Xie Chi, but as long as Xie Chi touches him, her Yin Qi tentacles will be shy curled up into a ball.
"Well done." Xie Chi complimented her, licking all the black mist from top to bottom like a cat, turning the dumpling into a puddle of soft mud.
The nephew couldn't bear to look directly, probably because it was the first time he saw that he really raised a ghost into a cat, and so many tentacles looked really ghostly, a bit irritating.
Meng Shu stayed in the toilet for a long time, and when he came out of the toilet, he felt a sense of collapse, as if his body had been hollowed out.
His belly has shrunk, but his belly is still a little wrinkled, like an orange that has been stored for a long time. It takes a long time to exercise before it can return to normal.
There was still a bit of horror on his pale face, and his legs were weak and moved to Xie Chi's side.
As for which part is it drained from...
Xie Chi thought, she should save him a little face and don't ask. She was afraid that Meng Shu would be too embarrassed and wanted to kill her, so she could only pat Meng Shu on the shoulder: "Boys go out, protect yourself."
Meng Shu wanted to cry but had no tears: "I will never die again..."
He is definitely not a disaster this time. Who made him confident and wanted to come out to experience it himself, but he did not compare the strength of himself and the ghost at all, which is why he ended up like this.
The innocent young man lost his life overnight, how could he be so miserable.
On the other side, the nephew has already lifted the red cloth and pasted several talismans on the paper figurine's stomach. The remnant soul in the paper figurine's stomach has already realized that he has been tricked. At this moment, he is struggling desperately. Drilling out from the inside, where will the nephew of the martial arts give it this opportunity and impose a layer of seal as insurance.
The method they used before was to make Meng Shu pretend to be dead and transfer all his anger to the paper figurine sticking to his eight characters. The remnant soul is composed of many incomplete infant spirits. Gao, it's normal to be cheated, and the stupid one just got into the paper figurine's stomach.
But it’s easy to get in and it’s hard to get out. There is no way for remnants like this to be reincarnated. To put it bluntly, they are just a trace of obsession left by those unborn babies. A mass of things, said to be a remnant of the soul, is for face.
Only the female ghost who is obsessed with having a child no matter in life or after death will really see it as a baby spirit and try to make it a human being.
Xie Chi brought back the black gas dumplings that were drooling at the paper man and wanted to walk and steal it: "I shouldn't need me for the next thing, so I'll go to bed first."
That paper figure is easy to deal with, just set it on fire. My nephew originally wanted to hand this over to Meng Shu, so that he could breathe a sigh of relief. Just as he was about to speak, Meng Shu was already chasing after Xie Chi with a dog-legged face. Then: "Big guy? Big guy! Don't go now! Let's talk about other things!"
Nephew:…
I really want to go to the toilet to clean up the pile of minced meat and put it on his face, and then say to him: Take your son and leave my uncle!
The author has something to say: there is still today, this is yesterday's 嘤嘤嘤
