MTL - My Whole Family Is a Little Strange-Chapter 100 ·

For Qiaoqiao's strange tactics, everyone is also reborn and familiar with it.

Now, after listening to Qiaoqiao's strategy, everyone can calmly put forward some improvement ideas, "I think we can make it more real in this way."

Everyone brainstormed and quickly settled on the final plan.

The audience in front of the screen was a little flustered: I feel that this year's federal talents are a bit crooked.

In the future, these people will become the mainstay of the Federation... The picture is too beautiful to imagine.

The federal players have a clear division of labor, and everyone is doing their own thing.

While Lin Yifeng and Lu Yan were carrying the aborigines, Ning Wushuang and other mecha divisions had already returned to the ground, dismantling the starship, and using it as the material for the small submarine.

Experts extracted a harmless red dye from the glowing moss, and after debugging, the smudge effect was excellent.

However, this dye has a shorter dyeing time. When the dye is completely used up, the color of the water will return to normal within a few minutes.

Several small submarines set off with energy bombs, small speakers and dyes.

The small submarines set off from various tributaries, played whimpering cries all the way, and released dyes all the way to the mainstream of the long underground river. scene.

When the aboriginal people who followed Lin Yifeng saw this scene, it felt like the long underground river had left blood and tears. The whimpering continued, and the blood flowed.

One of the aborigines panicked, "It's our river of life that weeps! We must go back and report the news immediately!"

There were also those who didn't believe in evil and immediately said: "Bullshit, nothing will happen to our river of life, it must be the ghosts of those people! As long as we catch them all, nothing will happen!"

However, the aborigines who were praying on the altar also found that the water of the long underground river slowly changed color.

This mutation made the aborigines in the base camp panic, kneeling at the river bank or the altar.

A person on the altar suddenly said: "It must be the arrival of those foreigners who angered the river of life! Sacrifice them to the river of life to quell the anger!"

Underground Changhe never had an accident sooner or later, but when something happened to these people, of course they had to be attacked!

In short, we must first stabilize the mood of the people.

The imperial contestants were taken to the altar in confusion.

They don't know what happened, but looking at the unkind eyes of these aborigines, they know that there must be something wrong.

Qiao Qiao and others, who had been staring at the monitor, were also a little flustered. They are here to save people, not to send these imperial players to death.

Jojo said immediately, "Go ahead with the next plan!"

When the aborigines who were chasing the federal players were at a loss, they saw the federal players come out surrounded by the costumed Jojo.

Jojo's mecha has been made garish, there's no way, if you want to win the trust of people, you have to be a little special.

The aborigines were about to attack when they heard Jojo say, "Don't move! The river of life needs to be purified."

Then, with her mysterious and mysterious movements, the red color in the water really subsided!

Qiao Qiao has pretended to be a saint before, and it can be said to be easy to pretend to be a ghost.

The aboriginal people saw that the "servants" who followed her worshiped Jojo in a strange language (interstellar common language with a little singing tune), and they praised when they heard it.

"Praise the Holy Maiden! Praise the Holy Maiden!"

Of course, there was a discordant voice in the middle, "Should we have dinner at these aboriginal houses today? I don't know what to eat."

It was Lin Yifeng who spoke.

Relying on the fact that the aborigines could not understand their words, he used an extremely rhyming aria to speak the most irrelevant content to the current scene.

The teammate next to him almost beat him to death: I made me laugh, this scene can't go on, what should I do?

Outside audience:…

Although I knew that the situation was urgent, I didn't know why, so I wanted to laugh.

Anyway, this set fooled these aborigines, they looked at Qiaoqiao and others in surprise, "Who are you?"

Jojo pointed to the top of her head, "Visitor from heaven, I want to talk to Carl."

Carl was the name of their leader, and was also recorded by Jojo during the peeping process.

Being able to speak their language, call Carl's name, and show their hands, these aborigines dare not call the shots, and they murmured something like "wait here" to Jojo, Then quickly go back to report.

The aborigines were fast enough to save the Imperial players who were about to be executed.

Carl, the leader of the aborigines, thought about it, and let Jojo and others come in.

Jojo and the others waited a little anxiously, because in a few minutes, after the dye in the submarine was used up, the color of the long river faded automatically, so it would be inconvenient for them to play tricks.

It's just that they can't show any anxious and nervous expressions, otherwise it will be revealing.

Fortunately, after a while, the aborigines lined up to welcome them in.

Qiaoqiao walked and sang all the way, so that the color of the long underground river returned to normal, and at the same time, the river surface gradually returned to calm. This is like a miracle, which has attracted the aboriginal people again and again. If their leader Carl didn't move, they would all want to pay homage to the foreign visitors these days.

And the imperial players who were bound by Wuhuada on the altar were a little excited: There is no doubt that the savior is here!

In front of these foreigners, they and the federal players can also be regarded as "own people".

However, the imperial players didn't say a word, they didn't want to disrupt the plans of the federal players.

Carl told the natives of the underworld to disperse, saying, "I'll take good care of the foreigners these days."

He has a very high prestige among the aborigines. Although everyone is still curious, they still dispersed.

Qiaoqiao and his party were taken into a cave. The interior of the cave is very spacious and classically decorated with a sense of majesty.

Carl took off his protective suit and helmet, revealing his true face, but his vigilant eyes kept staring at Jojo and the others, "What is your purpose?"

"We are visitors from outside the sky. If you are in trouble, we will come to help." Qiaoqiao still looked like a magician.

There was disdain in Carl's eyes, "Stop pretending. I don't believe in that."

Among the people of the underground world, there may be someone who is a devout believer in the River of Life, but that person will definitely not be Carl.

For a high-ranking person like Carl, belief is used to unite people's hearts.

The piety he usually shows is actually a kind of psychological comfort. Believe it or not.

Rather than believing it was a miracle, he believed more in the ghosts of these people.

Jojo's method is good. But for old fritters like Carl, it's a little out of place.

The sudden rollover made Jojo's palms sweat.

In fact, she also has plan B, which is to directly start, tie Carl, and directly carry out the hostage exchange plan.

But unless it was a last resort, Qiaoqiao didn't want to use this extreme method.

Didn't you see that both the Federation and the Empire were throwing their hands on the mouse, and didn't they directly suppress it by force?

At this moment, Lin Yifeng gestured to Qiaoqiao to reassure her. He took off his mecha and said to Qiao Qiao, "Jo Qiao, I'll negotiate, you can translate."

"It's really not a miracle, it's the power of technology," he told Carl.

"We come from other places, and the development of science and technology is different from your side. We are explorers of resources and civilization, and we come with the purpose of peace. This time, we just discovered that your long underground river has a pollution problem, and we By the way, I will use the power of technology to help you solve it.”

"We did this to show goodwill. Because of some previous misunderstandings, you may not be able to accept it, and you can only use the name of miracles."

Lin Yifeng's words were just a new round of nonsense, but he said it confidently, with sincere eyes and genuine expressions.

Qiaoqiao also translated for him without blushing. For some words that have not been touched, we can directly find similar words to replace them.

Although Jojo doesn't understand that these two statements are both lies, what is the difference. But she believed her brother, since he stood up, he would definitely be able to solve it.

Unexpectedly, after hearing Lin Yifeng say this, Carl's expression softened a lot, and he invited them to sit down and served tea.

"Pollution problem?" Carrillo showed interest.

"Actually, it's not just a problem of pollution, but also a problem of resource depletion. Although this is your river of life, it can't provide you with supplies indefinitely. A visionary leader like you can't be like this. Do you choose to sit and eat?"

Carl showed a more genuine smile, "What you said is very interesting. But how can I trust you outsiders, not with the purpose of annexing us?"

"If we're going to do this, the others will attack as early as you catch those people. Like us Pathfinders, dead or dead, worthless at all. But the idea of ​​peace we need to communicate is important. ."

The two chatted and chatted, and the language that Qiaoqiao learned by cramming was simply not enough.

Of course, Carl knew that they were not gods, so it didn't matter if Jojo's translation couldn't keep up, and there was no danger of being a gangster.

After a while, Carl said to his subordinates: "Let those foreigners out and bring them here."

He also said to the federal players: "This is a misunderstanding. In fact, we are going to invite them as guests."

The group clenched their fists excitedly. Although the process was a bit bumpy, at least the result was good. Qiao Qiao couldn't help looking at Lin Yifeng and asked in a low voice, "Brother, is technology better than theology to deceive people?"

Lin Yifeng said: "It's not that technology is easy to use, it's that Carl needs technology."

Carl doesn't care whether the "water pollution" is really a natural eruption of the long underground river, or they brought it, because the pollution has been resolved, he can completely ignore it.

What he cares about is the real problem of the underground world: resource depletion.

Or, it's not a resource-rich planet at all. With the increase of population, the problem of resource depletion will become more and more serious.

The concepts of "mutual assistance in science and technology" and "joint development" proposed by Lin Yifeng attracted him, and this was the reason why he was really willing to turn war with them and foreigners into jade and silk.

As long as cooperation can be reached in the general direction, it is harmless to deceive each other on small issues.

He doesn't care whether what Lin Yifeng said is true or false, just like Lin Yifeng also doesn't care whether Carl's invitation to the imperial players to be a guest is true or false. Anyway, the last person is released, then everyone will be at peace with each other.

Some words are like business words, just listen to them.

If we can't talk about the general direction, then Lin Yifeng is likely to be arrested because he is very rude to step into the cave with his left foot.

Lin Yifeng was clear about these routines.

He and Carl are like two old foxes talking, each can guess each other's purpose, but each other is exploring each other's bottom line.

Originally, the Empire and the Federation were going to see that Lin Yifeng had stabilized the situation and were going to send professional negotiators to negotiate.

But everyone looked at it, and suddenly felt that there was no need to send others down.

Looking at Lin Yifeng's posture, saying that he is not a professional diplomat, I'm afraid no one will believe him, right?

He has now taken control of the situation, and someone else will replace him, and he may not necessarily know the situation so well.

So Lin Yifeng, who couldn't wait to become the shopkeeper, received a new message on his mind: the negotiation is up to you.

The following are densely packed with some negotiating principles and exchangeable terms and conditions, and there is a tendency to entrust the whole matter to Lin Yifeng.

Lin Yifeng's expression couldn't help but twist. But because this is still on the Carl site, it is not easy to express opinions at will.

In fact, Lin Yifeng's heart was already roaring.

Please, can you guys trust me? For such an important matter, can you please give me such a salted fish?

There are so many talents in the Empire and the Federation. If he insists on letting him as a non-professional, isn't this rushing ducks to the shelves?

However, Lin Yifeng was right below, and he didn't even have a chance to protest.

Carl looked a little strange at his expression, and asked with concern, "What's the matter with you?"

"I'm fine..." Lin Yifeng showed an impeccable smile.

Although Carl released all the Empire players, in essence they are still on other people's territory, and they are actually hostages. If they don't get this thing right, they won't be able to get out.

He has scolded the jury again in his heart, but he can only continue to shoulder this important task.

Lu Yao and others sneezed a few times, then continued watching the live broadcast with a smile.

Both the Empire and the Federation players were warmly received in the Underworld.

What Lin Yifeng thought before came true: he had a good dinner here.

The specifications they live in are also extremely high, and the caves have both primitive features and a sense of technology. The ground is all covered with blankets, and the blankets used are not known to be made of the fur of a star beast. It is soft and comfortable to step on, like stepping on a cloud.

After the negotiation, Lin Yifeng slumped on the blanket and didn't want to move at all.

Qiao Qiao was still full of curiosity about this cave world, so she felt around energetically, then turned around and poked Lin Yifeng, who was paralyzed into a salted fish, "Brother, you were amazing before! "

Lin Yifeng didn't move, "This kind of power is earned by using your brain. But your brother and my biggest life goal is not to use your brain."

Then, he said nervously: "Jojo, can you help me see if my hairline has moved up? Jojo, do you know that if you keep using your brain, there is a danger of baldness."

Jojo was so frightened that she touched her thick black hair, "Brother lied, I'm so smart, I still have a lot of hair!"

Lin Yifeng pinched Qiao Qiao's hair: "Children, it's not polite at all, isn't it?"

For several days, Lin Yifeng was negotiating with Carl on the details.

Over time, he no longer needed Jojo as a translator. He has gradually mastered the language here, and Carl can also speak some interstellar languages.

After a few days, players from both countries could finally leave. The rest of the docking work for Planet E4 will be done by others. Xian Yulin's dream came true, and that smile was more sincere than before.

Seeing that Lin Yifeng was about to leave, Carl was very reluctant. He shook hands with Lin Yifeng and said, "You said before that you were just a pathfinder, but I think with your talent, you must be in a high position in your federation. ."

Lin Yifeng said modestly, "No, no, no, I'm really just an ordinary person. If I have to say it, I'm not even a pathfinder."

He is not a professional mecha soldier, he just joined the league by chance.

Audience in the live room: What a mediocre one!

Carl didn't know the truth, and was stunned for a while: Are people in the outside world so powerful?

He also has a sense of urgency in his heart: it seems that the literacy and level of the people must be improved! They must communicate with the outside world, otherwise they will only be left farther and farther away!

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