MTL - My Five Elements Lack You-Chapter 107 Extra 1: Daily life
After returning to my body, there has always been a problem that plagued Zhou Jiayu, that is, the forest without water, and whether it can continue to engage in Feng Shui.
However, his fear did not last long. Lin gave him the answer, because Zhou Jiayu was stuck with dirt.
It stands to reason that it is no longer a very yin body. Zhou Jiayu should not attract those things as before, but it is only the evening and Shen Yi poor to go out and buy a popsicle. Zhou Jiayu has trouble.
The weather was hot that day, and the ice at home was just finished and I didn’t send it. Shen Yi’s squatting on the sofa said that he wanted to eat ice, and he also took the small paper and said that he wanted to eat it.
Shen Yipeng is no problem, but the little paper sprinkled on the house. No one in this room can stand it. Even Lin Bianhui has contributed his own hair to it. Zhou Jiayu, the stupid father who loves his son, is even more Impossible to resist.
"Well, let's go eat ice." Zhou Jiayu, who was spoiled by small paper, was sore and happy, holding his son and kissing his head.
Shen Yipeng and the small paper wish to reach, cheered, and the three went out together.
There was no place to sell popsicles nearby. The three men took the slippers and went to the supermarket farther away. Of course, in order to make the small paper not scare others, Zhou Jiayu still put it in his pocket.
The weather is early summer, but there is already a hot atmosphere. The sun is far from the horizon and it will fall. The clouds on the horizon are smudged into beautiful red, and the white clouds set the sky high and blue.
Zhou Jiayu and Shen Yiqian finally found a small supermarket selling popsicles. The two of them squatted in the popsicle for a long time, finally turned to want to eat, then took more than a dozen, and asked the boss for a bag. Installed in.
Shen Yipeng has a mouth in his mouth, vaguely saying that this brand of popsicles is best eaten.
Zhou Jiayu agreed that he likes this brand of popsicles. The milk is not too greasy and cheap. When it comes to cheapness, Zhou Jiayu thinks about his identity as an unemployed now, and he can't help but sigh. He has been in a coma for so long, his work has long since disappeared, and the social security has been broken for so many years. Even the medical insurance has been broken. He still wants to raise the forest and water, and he even cannot support himself.
Eating popsicles, the two swayed the bag and began to go back. However, when they reached a certain intersection, Zhou Jiayu heard a sad cry from the roadside.
"What happened to that child?" Zhou Jiayu did not think too much after hearing the crying. He turned to ask for a sentence.
Shen Yiqian also saw the child said by Zhou Jiayu. The child was sitting on the side of the road in a small red dress, buried his head in his knees and was making a twitching sound. He did not wear shoes on his feet. It looks dirty.
Shen Yipeng said: "Walk to ask? Don't be separated from the parents."
Zhou Jiayu agreed, so the two went to the children.
"Children." Shen Yi poor child is still very good, he bent down and made his tone more gentle. "What are you doing here, your mom and dad?"
The cries of the children stopped short.
Zhou Jiayu suddenly saw something slowly under the feet of the child. He thought it was just the tears of the child, but after carefully reading it, he found that the liquid seemed to be particularly thick, not the tears. appearance.
Zhou Jiayu suddenly had a bad premonition. He pulled Shen Yi’s eagerness to retreat, and he saw the child with his head in front of him slowly lifted his head. The two also saw the appearance of the child. - There was only a huge mouth on the face, and there were rows of thin and dense teeth in his mouth. At that time, the mouth was the biggest, as if it could swallow a person--
"The trough!" Zhou Jiayu did not expect this, completely frightened and took a few steps.
Shen Yi's expression was distorted for a while, saying that Zhou Jiayu, your mother is not already a very yin body, how can I encounter this thing.
Zhou Jiayu said that I didn't know what to fuck, and that this thing was coming to you - he reacted quickly and quickly took the small paper out of his pocket.
The small paper has always liked these dirty things. It took up the sleeves and quickly rushed to the red kid, grabbing its legs and taking a sip.
"Oh--" The red-haired child with only one mouth made a scream.
The little paper was unrelenting, and the second one was dropped. The child cried even worse.
Zhou Jiayu and Shen Yiqian looked at each other, and there was an inexplicable illusion that they were the bad guys.
Three or two small papers swallowed the child, and then the stomach bulged, sitting on the ground and screaming with satisfaction.
Zhou Jiayu walked over and picked it up and touched its little belly.
"It’s full." The little paper lay in the arms of Zhou Jiayu, glaring at Zhou Jiayu. "Dad, hey, hey."
Zhou Jiayu said that he had a white belly with a small piece of paper in his hand, and then he went home with Shen Yi. After I have a small piece of paper, I feel that my life is too much. The worst thing about getting dirty things is just being scared. I don’t have any life threats. It’s also about the reason why Lin Jiashui is worried about running around in the vicinity. .
Along the way, Zhou Jiayu and Shen Yipeng slowly ate a few popsicles, and the expression was lightly different from the horrible things that had just happened.
Lin was watered and sat in the living room at home. It was exactly the same as Lin Biao who sat in the same ma:\'j-ia:ng table is 哗ma哗\:j-ia:ng.
I have to say that it is quite interesting to look at the picture of such a fairy-skinned person with a cold face and shouting out the two-tube picture. Without the body of the yang, all the living habits of Lin Binghui began to gradually move toward ordinary people, and you can also try to eat some foods that have never been eaten before, and do things that have never been done before.
After Zhou Jiayu arrived home, he placed the popsicle on the table to let everyone share it, but did not mention that he and Shen Yipeng had just encountered something dirty.
However, he did not mention that Lin Bianshui looked out, and the opening was a sentence: "What have you encountered?"
Zhou Jiayu sat next to Lin Bianshui and looked at his cards. He said vaguely: "Meet a little girl..."
Lin by the waterway: "dirty things?"
Zhou Jiayu nodded.
"Is it eaten by small paper?" The little paper then jumped along the shoulders of Zhou Jiayu to the shoulders of Lin Zhushui, and began to use the happy expression of the gentle Yulin water--when it is human, Then its expression is definitely quite idiotic.
"Yeah." Zhou Jiayu looked at the small paper. "Is there something going on?"
Lin drove the water with ma:\'j-ia:ng's action paused: "That thing is a bit fierce, small paper eats..."
Zhou Jiayu immediately showed a nervous expression.
Lin said, "There may be diarrhea."
Zhou Jiayu: "Ha???"
As it turns out, even if Lin did not have the body of the sun, but he was still a very good gentleman, because he said that the small paper had to be diarrhea, and the stomach of the small paper really started to be noisy that night. Zhou Jiayu thinks that before the Lushan Xu Lao did say that the paper people will have diarrhea, but the small paper has always been skinned, never pulled the stomach.
So this evening, Zhou Jiayu suddenly heard the sound of a small paper basket. After he was woken up, he opened his eyes and saw the small paper lying in the middle of a pile of paper scraps.
Zhou Jiayu was shocked: "Sir, sir."
Lin Zhushui was behind Zhou Jiayu, reaching for his waist, and heard the shouts of Zhou Jiayu slowly licking his chin on his shoulder, his voice was low and dumb: "Small paper?"
"Right right -" Zhou Jiayu was shocked. "What happened to the little paper, how is this look."
"The diarrhea." Lin drenched the auricle of Zhou Jiayu, gently biting. "Nothing, he has been fed with ash in the evening, and it will be good tomorrow morning."
Zhou Jiayu felt the sound of the crispness of the ears, but it was a reaction.
Lin Zhushui discovered the changes in the body of Zhou Jiayu, but he laughed: "Thinking or not."
Zhou Jiayu's ear is hot, but it is still very honest. After that, I feel very embarrassed: "But the paper is still there..."
Lin dredged the waterway: "Nothing, it doesn't know anything." He dropped the cockroach in the bed and leaned over.
Zhou Jiayu still feels not very good, but in the insistence of Lin Zhushui, he still fell, the two lingering overnight, the next morning, I fell asleep in the morning.
However, after waking up at noon, the first thing Zhou Jiayu did was to find a small piece of paper. When he walked to the living room with his legs, he saw that he was having a good paper with the weasels, but he suspected that his vision had appeared. Question - how small the paper is a big circle.
“It’s good for them to eat dirty things.” Lin Zhushui did not know when he came over. He stood next to Zhou Jiayu and explained softly. “Although sometimes diarrhea, this is a performance of over-up. Just one night."
“How can a small paper get bigger?” Zhou Jiayu looked at the small paper. “It’s growing too fast...”
"Normal, if you eat a few more, you may be so big." Lin is not worried about water. "Under normal circumstances, it should grow to be as big as people."
Zhou Jiayu: "..." He was happy and there was a regret that my family had grown up at first. The sourness and sweetness seemed to be a feeling of seeing that my son grew up. It was too subtle.
The small paper is growing up, but the daughter-in-law is still not there.
During that time, Zhou Jiayu began to run to the ancestral tree. The little green bud on the ancestral tree became greener and finally turned into a lovely little leaf. The leaves looked extraordinarily weak, and a breeze blew through the two tremors, making Zhou Jiayu not too loud to speak at the side, fearing that the wind leaking out of the words would also get the leaves down.
Sometimes, Zhou Jiayu will look at the ancestral tree and think about it. Will it be a long paper man? What kind of long will it be? When there is a wife, there will be a wife, and a bunch of paper dolls will come down.
Thinking about it, Zhou Jiayu began to be silly, like a mental retardation.
The people in the house are all looking like you are not saved. Lin Biao also jokes with water and water. He said that the fish is not like an old father who wants to hold his grandson.
Lin smashed her and glanced at her: "Do you think I don't look like a younger brother who wants to hold a baby?"
Lin Biao: "..." She has nothing to say.
I don't know if it was really affected by Zhou Jiayu. One morning two months later, the ancestral tree actually changed. At that time, Zhou Jiayu went to see the ancestral tree as usual. As a result, when he pushed in the door, he saw that the original green leaf on the ancestral tree became a thin paper person. The paper man and the small paper were almost exactly the same, but they Only the size of the thumb.
Zhou Jiayu held his breath and observed it for a long time before he decided that it was not his own illusion. He turned and rushed into the living room and shouted that he was born.
"Who was born, what was born?" Everyone was a slap in the face.
Zhou Jiayu is excited to jump up: "The ancestors were born - there are new little paper people!"
Everyone was surprised and went to the backyard to watch the ancestral trees.
The result is really like Zhou Jiayu said, the ancestors were born, and the original green leaves turned into a thin paper man.
"Wow..." The small paper also saw his own kind. It lived together with Zhou Jiayu from childhood and barely saw the same paper people as himself. At this time, when he saw this paper man, the eyes of the stick figure became The stars, "The younger brother is so small."
Zhou Jiayu was originally smiling. When he heard the little paper, his smile was solidified for a moment: "Brother?"
The little paper looked at Zhou Jiayu inexplicably and didn't understand what he meant.
"...why is the younger brother." Zhou Jiayu said, "How do you know that this is a younger brother than a younger sister?"
Xiao Paper said: "It has a little oop."
Everyone heard the words and fell into a mysterious silence.
Zhou Jiayu pretended to bow down inadvertently, and then saw a small piece of paper □ a small bump, the bulge is really too small, he always thought it was a matter of tailoring mistakes, completely did not think in a certain way I want to come now... He bit his face in pain.
"Small paper has no wife." Zhou Jiayu silently shed tears in his heart. "It has a younger brother..."
The small paper did not understand the reason why Zhou Jiayu was sad, but he was still very happy. He also carefully touched the little paper with his hand.
However, although the gender of the small paper was hit, Zhou Jiayu quickly recovered, accepted the fact, and named Xiaoxiao Paper as Xiaoshu.
A few days after the little paper appeared on the trunk, it fell to the ground. It is really too small, but only the size of the thumb, even if Zhou Jiayu holds it in the palm of his hand, he will be afraid to lose it.
So in order to prevent accidents, Shen Yipeng sewed a small bag for it, which can be put in and pulled up on the zipper and hung around the neck.
Xiao paper volunteered and said that he would wear a younger brother personally.
Zhou Jiayu always feels that this sentence is not quite right there...
As one of the most ingenious people in the family, Shen Yipeng also prepared a few new clothes for Xiaoxiao Paper. Zhou Jiayu joked that you simply counted the little paper, Shen Yipeng couldn’t say no, I haven’t talked yet. Love.
Lin Biao smiled: "I didn't talk about love just right... just raise a son to support the elderly."
Shen Yiqian: "????"
After the birth of the little paper, the family was a lot of fun, and I don’t know if it is a common habit of paper people. They all have a natural love for the thick hair.
The small paper and the weasel had an emergency meeting, and I didn't know what method I really used to say that I moved the weasel, let it contribute a comfortable fur, and gave the little paper as a tool for practicing the mane.
Zhou Jiayu is simply laughing and laughing.
Although Lushan was gone, Xu was almost extinct, but the branch of the ancestral tree was still there, and the paper people still left the roots.
Zhou Jiayu also sent a message to the remaining children of Xu. He said that when the paper people grow up, they can let the paper people go out to travel with them. After all, these paper people still belong to the source. Xu's.
After Xiaoxiao’s birth, Lin Zhushui began to start his wedding with Zhou Jiayu. Of course, because he was getting married, the two people did not have other people together, so during that time, the whole Feng Shui community exploded. of.
As for how many explosions, Zhou Jiayu stayed at home is not clear, but still can see one or two from the forum.
On the day when Lin was sent to the water, the forum server exploded for a whole day. The reason for the explosion was the excessive number of people logging in. This situation continued until the early hours of the morning.
At that time, Zhou Jiayu brushed the computer before going to bed. When he saw the page being brushed out, he thought he was wrong.
All the forums of the forum, whether it is the gossip version or the technical office, the exchange version or the message board, are all posts about Lin Zhushui. Most of the posts are questioning the authenticity of Lin Zhushui's invitations. The small part is the marriage of the male **** who is crying, and the other part is to discuss whether the teacher and student love from the technical level can help the feng shui ability.
Zhou Jiayu saw a familiar vest inside the dead maiden.
The bald head with a thick gold chain is a very popular goddess in the forum. The posts are almost pushed high, and each post is very hot.
At this time, he did not forget to join in and sent a post saying that since he was in love with Master, he felt that his waist was not sore, his legs did not hurt, his life became better, and even the dirty things began to fear him. .
After Zhou Jiayu finished reading, he felt that Xu Jinyu would not do the pyramid scheme's loss in the pyramid scheme. If he was not the party himself, after reading the post, it was estimated that he really had to consider the feasibility of the teacher-appreciation.
Every few minutes underneath, there was actually someone replying, saying thank you to the landlord. I saw the post of the landlord and went to the Master’s confession. I didn’t expect Master to really agree, they are now happy together.
Zhou Jiayu: "..." Is there any such operation in the trough?
Then this reply was sent out for a few minutes. Someone pointed out that this person’s poster had once secretly loved Master’s secret love for a few years in the tree-dong area. He never dared to confess. I didn’t expect this to be a real success. Congratulations. Congratulations.
Of course, there are also confession failures. Some people replied that they also went to confession, but not only did they succeed, but they were also stunned by Master and stunned his mind into the water.
Zhou Jiayu really couldn’t hold back, and he laughed happily.
Lin Zhushui asked him what to laugh at, and Zhou Jiayu said the forum.
Lin Zhushui: "Forum? What forum?"
Zhou Jiayu thinks that Lin can't see his eyes before he goes to the water. It is estimated that he can't go to the forum. He puts the computer on his knees and then points to Lin to see the water.
Lin looked at the water and looked at it, but also a light smile: "It's very interesting."
Zhou Jiayu introduced the other districts to Lin Zhushui, saying that it was used for irrigation. This is a message, this is a serial novel...
"Serial novels, what novels?" Lin Xuanhui pointed to a pink interface.
"Amount..." Zhou Jiayu stunned, his expression was a bit awkward. "I just serialized the novel. I didn't even look in it." If you haven't seen it, it's fake. He just clicked in it twice, every time. I couldn’t bear to look straight back and I didn’t know that there were so many strange novels in this area, but they were not harmonious...
"Click here to see." Lin said, the words that Zhou Jiayu did not want to hear.
Lin Zhushui asked for this, Zhou Jiayu had to move the mouse and clicked into the area. Sure enough, he did not expect what he expected. When he went in, he saw the head of a row of spicy eyes.
"Lin Zhushui: Those things that my apprentices have to say." "Overbearing masters and apprentices." "Those years, the brothers and brothers and masters I have entangled."
Lin Zhushui looked at the forum and fell silent.
Zhou Jiayu laughed twice.
Who is called Lin Zhushui is a fascinating geek in the Feng Shui world? It seems that it is normal for a novel to have a fan. Before Zhou Jiayu also unfortunately met his own acquaintance, that is the story of his and his brothers’ tastes. Now I can't bear to look straight when I think about it.
In the end, Lin did not say anything about water, and Zhou Jiayu went to sleep.
Results On the second day, Zhou Jiayu went to the forum and found that the novel area was actually sealed. It is said that it seems to be a complaint, saying that it does not comply with the relevant laws and regulations of the government, and it is rectified indefinitely. There is no possibility of reopening at present.
The people who wrote the novel on the Internet station mourned, but Zhou Jiayu looked at it and wanted to laugh.
The storm of this apprenticeship has lasted for a long time, and the vest zi\'sa, which has been in the for a long time, has not yet subsided, and because Lin Zhushui and Zhou Jiayu are together, the teacher and the teacher are in the Feng Shui world instead. It has become a strong performance.
Zhou Jiayu feels that blind worship is unacceptable. After all, he can't imagine Xu Jinyi and his master falling in love.
During the wedding preparations for Lin Zhushui and Zhou Jiayu, there were also some resistances, some of which came from Lin Family. In fact, the owner Lin Po did not dare to say anything, but some older generations tried to use morality to teach Lin Shushui.
Of course, these people have not finished well. Lin has never been a person who has never been a face. Although he has a lot of temper after being with Zhou Jiayu, he is not good enough to allow people to arbitrarily set aside.
Therefore, he directly asked the security guard to directly put out those people who had nothing to look for. Some of them were still Lin's father, but Lin Po was quiet as a chicken, and did not dare to refute.
After watching his father get out, he quietly gave out the wedding gift given to Lin Zhushui, and sincerely congratulated him.
"It’s great that you can find someone you like," Lin said. "Congratulations."
“Yeah.” Lin received the blessing from Lin Po, “When are you going to get married?”
Lin Poe said: "I am not in a hurry, haven't you found a boyfriend yet..." As a result, his voice just fell, and he saw Lin Biao and a tall man coming out together. Although Lin Po is not as powerful as Lin Biao, he can also see at a glance that the man is very imposing, and looking at Lin Biao’s gentle eyes, he can’t do it.
Lin Po: "This..."
Lin smashed them and gave them a faint look: "Let's cheer, don't be left behind."
Lin Po can only smile, he thought he could at least find the object before the forest and Lin Biao. Now that Lin has been out of the water, Lin Biao doesn't look far away. In the end, it seems that the last single person is himself...
Lin family, really is not a common card.
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