MTL - He is From Great Sea of Stars-Chapter 119 Are you in love, Sweetheart?
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When Huo Grasshopper just knew how to call people, he called his father not his father, but his brother.
Because at that time, the movie channel happened to be replaying the last movie that Huo Xingchao played before his retirement.
In this movie, he plays the older brother of a little girl.
The little girl's voice was thin and loud, constantly shouting at him, "Brother!" "Brother!".
The reverberation lingered around the beam for three days.
Huo Grasshopper was originally happy to be crawling on the ground, but now he couldn't help being attracted by the sound and cast his eyes.
So, that night, when Huo Xingchao went home, he found that the little guy had been looking at himself with a puzzled look. Finally, with a crisp cry,
"Grasshopper!"
For a long time after that, no matter how the family corrected him, he was stubborn and tenacious, "Grasshopper!"
Huo Xingchao didn't know whether to be happy or sad.
The first person that my son will call is me, but it is confusing, and I don't know if it is calling me.
There was still a period of time later, when Huo Grasshopper just knew how to call him "Mama", he still called Huo Xingchao "Grasshopper".
When the family of three went out to play, he called Ji Ying obediently and called Mommy, and Huo Xingchao called Grasshopper seriously.
When passersby heard it, they couldn't help but sincerely compliment Ji Ying,
"Oh, I really can't see that you have such an old son. You are so young, standing with your son is not like a mother and son, but like a brother and sister."
Ji Ying: ...Like brothers and sisters, okay?
But in short, it is because of this that Huo Grasshopper has the nickname "Huo Grasshopper".
—Well, it was a **** decision.
Hawthorn's mother is a great woman.
Has been very busy, busy making money to support him.
From a very young age, Huo Grasshopper discovered that his mother was busier than his father.
But the Huahua's house next door, and the Da Da's house next door, are not like this.
Brother Da Da told him that he was busy because he wanted to make money. Without money, he could not buy toys for him, nor would he have food to eat.
Their father is very busy, so he is the "head of the family".
From this, Huo Grasshopper deduced that his mother was the head of the family.
so.
When the parent-child program was on, the program team was going to shoot a pilot film, and the director's sister asked him, "Grasshopper, do you know what mom and dad do?"
Huo Grasshopper tilted his head, childishly and seriously,
"Dad is in a meeting, mom is busy..."
He thought for a while, then decisively, "He is the head of the family!"
The mood of the director is probably like this: ? ? ?
-Oh?
Could it be that the rumors are true, and that Huo Xingchao is really a white face?
Gossip Weekly also said that Ji Ying actively transformed into a director because she was afraid that she would Flop when she was older and would not earn enough money for her children's milk powder.
And Huo Xingchao, because he was impatient with the intrigues in the entertainment industry, after retiring, he was at home with his wife and children, just like a father.
The director didn't quite believe it at first, but when he heard the little guy say this, he immediately believed it again by 30%.
Alas, Ji Ying is married to such a small fresh meat, I don't know whether it is HE or BE.
Although I often show affection on Weibo, I can only experience the taste of it.
- And soon, the director's sister tasted the taste of being slapped in the face.
Because one of the filming locations for their first episode was in the zoo.
When they arrived at the gate of the zoo, several children stared at the gate curiously, not even Huo Grasshopper.
He pointed at the zoo in amazement, and was about to say something, but Ji Ying, who was fast-eyed and quick-handed, covered his mouth.
She didn't let go until the director started to assign tasks with the loudspeaker.
But unfortunately, the director's opening remarks say so,
"Mothers and children, this is our first mission location today, the Grasshopper Zoo. Hacker, you see, it has the same name as yours."
Done.
- This is Ji Ying's first reaction.
Sure enough, as soon as the director's voice fell, the little guy raised his head and blinked his **** eyes in a childish voice.
"Because this is my zoo."
The director didn't react, holding the megaphone, "What?"
Thinking that he didn't hear clearly, Huo Kayder raised his chest proudly and repeated, "Because this is my zoo!"
Director and other staff and program guests: ? ?
"real."
Huo Grasshopper thought he didn't believe it, so he was in a hurry.
"I did good things before. In order to reward me, my grandfather gave me this zoo. It was my name."
The little guy didn't know what to think, he stretched out two fingers, very serious,
"My, second birthday present."
......
The editor and director sister behind suddenly thought of something, and lowered her head to look through the information of Huo Grasshopper.
Birthday: the ninth day of August.
Ah, no wonder, this zoo suspends business every ninth day of the eighth lunar month. It turned out to be for the life of Huo Grasshopper.
The young daughter of another star who had been listening to the side couldn't hold it any longer and pulled at the corner of her mother's clothes.
"Mom, why did you only take me to see animals on my birthday, instead of giving me a zoo?"
.... who isn't.
Although the comparison is shameful.
It's also very bad to instill this value in a child too early.
It is really material and tacky to mention money without money.
but-
I'm worried.
Really distressed.
The eyes of most people on the field turned to Ji Ying, who coughed and pretended to stand calmly.
Only the drooping eyes revealed a bit of shame and embarrassment.
Although she didn't know why she was so ashamed and embarrassed.
......
Of course, the pilot film is still being made, and the director's sister has not been hit by the cruel reality.
She suppressed her gossip and continued to ask the next question according to the script, a classic question.
"Grasshopper, which one do you think is better, father or mother?"
The little guy was sitting on a chair, swinging his short legs, his voice was crisp,
"Mother!"
"Then why is mom so good?"
He raised his head, his voice clearer,
"Because my father said, I have to say that my mother is good, or my mother will be angry."
"..."
The editor sister held back her laughter and changed her question.
"If Mom is not angry, which one do you think is better, Mom or Dad?"
"Mother!"
"why?"
"Because mother is a fairy."
The little guy was very serious, and his eyes filled with tears as he talked.
"The sky is so good, she even came down to earth to be my mother, and she has to make money. She is working very hard."
......
Got it.
She knew that it must be Ji Ying's fault again after finishing the TV series.
The editor sister continued to jump to the next question,
"Where does the grasshopper want your mother to take you to play?"
Huo Grasshopper didn't think about it,
"Go to heaven."
"I hope my mother can take me to heaven."
Boo Boo Boo!
Tong Yan Wu Ji Tong Yan Wu Ji!
The editor changed the question again,
"Then besides the sky, where does the grasshopper want to play with his mother most?"
"Can I go to the Western Elysium?"
The little guy blinked, his tone was well-behaved and expectant, "I want to see Sun Wukong."
......
When this pilot film came out, the netizens were laughing like crazy.
"Hahahaha Hahaha Huo, why are you so skinny!"
"Hahaha my mother is a fairy, it's very hard to come down to earth to be my mother hahahahaha..."
"My father said, if you want to say good mother, Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
When Ji Ying saw this pilot film, she almost fell on the sofa laughing.
To be honest, she really didn't know that her son's mind was filled with such bizarre ideas.
Huo Grasshopper looked at his mother and smiled, not knowing why,
"Dad, why is mom laughing?"
Huo Xingchao flipped through the documents in his hand and glanced at him,
"Because she thinks you are too naive."
"What do you mean childish?"
"It means stupid."
......
Huo Grasshopper looked at his mother who couldn't help laughing, and his father who was careless.
Sitting down on the carpet in frustration, a little sad.
He felt that no one in the family cared about him very much.
He is going to the Western Paradise to find Sun Wukong to learn somersaults!
......
Um.
As for Zhou Lunan.
He is still on vacation.
Ruan Dongjin.
Still in the depths of unforgettable sadomasochism.
But that's okay.
When Huo Grasshopper finds Sun Wukong, there will probably be a result.
