MTL - Country Weapon-Chapter 276 height...
Grandpa Mao, who was full of three suitcases, felt for the first time that he couldn't handle golf. Long Gen drove carefully all the way, for fear that he would step on the accelerator too hard and bump Grandpa Mao. A box of red bills, a box of green frog skins, and a box of 20 denominations. As for the ten and five yuan bills, Long Gen didn't bother to pull them.
Furthermore, you can’t go too far in being a human being, right? You’ve been raped by people, and your money has been taken away. You really can’t do the thing of crossing rivers and demolishing bridges!
"Well, Hongsi is a pretty good woman, and she will be her own twice a day." Long Gen held the steering wheel and muttered, "Come to Lingyun Mountain more often in the future!"
Going straight down the mountain to Shui'an Yaju, Xiaofang said, don't go home during the Chinese New Year, live with Xu Qing, Long Gen is not stupid, Xiaofang is helping her to take care of her future baby. I wanted to buy some more things in the past, for Chinese New Year. On second thought, what could be more direct than RMB?
Anyway, there are three suitcases of renminbi, wouldn’t it be over if you throw a box of 20 yuan over? I'll take a look again when I find some time, do you want anything?
"What is it pretending to be here?" Xiaofang wondered, "Stinky boy, if you don't stay for lunch at noon, where are you going to harm people?"
Women's sense of smell is comparable to that of a wolf dog, and their intuition is like that of a fortune teller Sai Banxian. With a pinch of her fingers, as soon as the stinky boy enters the door, Xiaofang smells a strong smell of hormones, and she can't help being a little angry.
Is the stinky boy addicted to being the shopkeeper, or something? The old lady helped you take care of your wife and baby, but the **** actually ran outside to hook up, smelling like a fox, why didn't he steal someone?
"How can it be a scourge? This is called saving the world's women as its own responsibility and making contributions to the world!" Long Gen rolled his eyes wildly, with a righteous face.
Xiaofang stared at her eyebrows, "Bah! Do you dare to love someone else, or for their own good? Hmph!"
"Isn't that right? Otherwise, who would be willing to get out of bed with me?" Long Gen replied, not bothering to talk nonsense with Xiaofang, he opened the suitcase, and a full box, with a face value of 20 yuan, was neatly arranged. Bundle by bundle.
Xiaofang was about to scold a few words to relieve her anger, but she was suddenly frightened silly.
"You, you, you.... Where did you get so much money? You, you robbed a bank?"
Xu Qing who was on the side was also taken aback, Xu Qing was also a little dazed when she saw it. The salary in the school is only a few hundred yuan a month, and the principal is only 1,500 yuan. This box is at least hundreds of thousands, and it is worth 20 yuan.
Long Gen shook his head, you don't even want to catch up with the eight horses of a woman's thinking, what logic is there? According to this statement, the rich have robbed the bank?
"I don't have the skills to rob a bank. I'll wait until I've learned my skills before robbing the bank." Pulling up the suitcase, he said to the two women, "You guys should save this money, and get a card to save it. Cash isn't very good." It's convenient, and the denomination is not big. You can eat and drink if you want, and I'll call you if you need anything!"
"Hey, are you leaving again?" Xiaofang was a little bit reluctant, she hadn't had it for a long time, and her heart was so itchy that she wanted to pick it up when she peed.
Long Gen said: "I'm going to buy some New Year's goods to send to my future father-in-law. You can accompany Xiaoqing first. I will pick you up in the second and third grades of junior high school, and then we will have a good time!"
When the word "day" is mentioned, Long Gen feels a little apprehensive. The future father-in-law will be fine, but the mother-in-law, Zhao Ping, will be difficult to deal with. That old woman has rough skin and thick flesh, and a big well with a big stick. , can be stabbed to the end, but the mother-in-law is too greedy, the sun rises endlessly, the big stick sits down, and the bones almost fall apart, thanks to the strong ability of the big stick to resist pressure!
"Hey, stay and have a meal." Xiaofang stomped her feet and muttered, feeling a little upset.
Smelly boy, no matter how busy you are, you have to help yourself, even if you touch two hands, you can enjoy yourself, right?
Xu Qing laughed and said, "Xiaofang, why don't I touch it for you to make you feel comfortable? By the way, didn't you have a big cucumber left yesterday? Poke it yourself."
"Huh? Xiaoqing, you are going to die, and you are not afraid of teaching your son to be ruined..."
"Hahaha..."
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Pulled two stacks of 50 green-skinned frogs, and went around the town. I bought two full carts of candy and vegetables, but I couldn't pull them, so weasel delivered them again. Thinking that the Chinese New Year is coming soon, Long Gen squeezed out three more stacks and gave each of the three brothers a stack. The money is not much, and it is a little bit of kindness.
"Boss, you are so kind. The three brothers respect you. You don't take money, but you let us get money. You, you make me so touched!" Weasel said with red eyes.
Helping my three brothers level up Fangzheng was originally a great kindness, but now they are giving cars and taking money, which is more reliable than biological parents!
Long Gen rolled his eyes: "Go away and pull it away, isn't it disgusting for a big man to say this? I'm so touched, I will bring a construction team to me next year, and I will do things well!"
Two golf cars drove into Shanghe Village one after the other, attracting countless children to laugh and make noise around them. They tore apart the candy bags and grabbed a handful of them each, before all the children dispersed.
"Stinky boy, why buy so much? Is there no food at home?" Shen Lijuan stared, a little angry.
Isn’t it short of money now? He also bought things randomly, and thought about finding two people to sell the two golf cars that no one drove.
Long Gen smiled and said: "It's okay, we are not short of money. You will know in the evening, hehe!"
"Have you got money again? Who gave it to you?" Shen Lijuan hurriedly said, this kid cheated money after not doing anything for a day,
Hearing this, Long Gen's face immediately darkened, his forehead was covered with black lines, and he said angrily, "Cousin, don't bring such ones. I earned the money so hard, how could it be a lie!"
Think about it, it's really not easy to get these millions. The red silk can send the junior sister Hongyu up for my day, and there must be fifty or sixty women in the nunnery, ten every day. Mother-in-law, it will take a week to turn around.
"You can make it up!" Shen Lijuan rolled her eyes, shook the big spindle, and swayed into the room with her things. After a while, Chen Ke and Chen Xianglian came out to help. What made Long Gen curious was that Yuan Xiang It's there!
Looking at Yuan Xiang who was gradually recovering her complexion, her heart was in a state of confusion. As expected of the number one mature woman in Shanghe Village, with Bai Ruoxue's skin, there were two shocking big guys hanging on her chest, wrapped in a thick cotton coat, trembling with her It's like the mountain is about to fall.
"What are you looking at, brat? You still don't move things! Can you see the flowers?" Shen Lihong came out with her big belly, happened to see Long Gen who looked like a pig, and scolded angrily.
Yuan Xiang pursed his lips and smiled lightly. Long Gen hurriedly entered the room carrying two large suitcases. He was very curious. The last time we met Yuan Xiang was so weak that he seemed to be dying. I can't get up or down, and my back hurts.
"Boss, then I'll go back first." After finishing the order, the weasel left wisely, saying that he would come again on the first day of the new year to pay New Year's greetings.
Long Gen doesn't like this, it's Chinese New Year, all the girls are gathered together, what are you doing here? It's beautiful to watch Lao Tzu's day wife!
Afterwards, Long Gen drove to Xiaofang's house again, and brought home the large and small parcels. The future mother-in-law, Zhao Ping, smiled from ear to ear. Yes, it was extremely hot, burning with anger, burning hot.
"Xiaolong, what are you doing? Carrying so many things." Li Sanshui smashed the dry cigarette and said with a smile.
Long Gen said: "It's nothing, Xiaofang brought this for you. Oh, by the way, there are three thousand yuan left!" Long Gen took out another stack of Grandpa Mao and handed it over.
I wanted to add a little more, but Li Sanshui and his wife are not stupid. Their daughter only earns a few hundred yuan a month, and finally their salary rose to 1200 yuan. So, they quit their jobs to take care of Xu Qing. What savings can I have? If you don't feel safe, the old couple will be paranoid.
"Huh? So much money? Hey, this kid, keep the money for yourself." With 3,000 yuan in hand, Li Sanshui felt heavy in his heart, full of happiness.
It is said that her daughter is a loser, and it costs a lot of money for her to go to school. Now all the hard work has paid off, can you not be moved?
"Old man, Xiaolong is here, go get some vegetables from the field and come back, see if you can get a whole fish up, I'll cook something delicious for Xiaolong, look at how many things have been sent..." Zhao Ping blinked With peach blossom eyes, he ordered.
Long Gen knew that he was about to suffer, and he was afraid that his mother-in-law would itch again. Just trying to escape, Li Sanshui got excited.
"Yes, yes, Xiaolong, just sit at home and I'll get you some hard food." Li Sanshui went out against the cold wind with a dry cigarette in his mouth.
Long Gen looked resentful, looking at the back of the old man leaving, feeling extremely complicated. Silently said: "I'm sorry, old man, my son-in-law has to help you comfort your mother-in-law again."
Sure enough, as soon as Li Sanshui left the house, Zhao Ping hurriedly took off Longgen's pants, grabbed the big stick, and sucked a few mouthfuls of it.
Long Gen spread his hands and smashed the pot, and he didn't bother to resist, and the mother-in-law was not ignorant of her strength. Had to let her dictate.
"Ba Da Ba Da"
After a while, the big stick was bang and hard, like iron. Zhao Ping saw that it was almost done. She lifted up her apron and pulled down her cotton trousers. There was a long and far-reaching spring below the black **** slit.
Long Gen didn't bother to care about it, anyway, you delivered it to the door yourself, pushed the mother-in-law on the stove, and slapped the white butt.
"Crack!"
The **** snake aimed at the black slit, stretched its waist forward, and with a sound of "chuck", it got in the whole way. With a bitter face, Long Gen started to move slowly.
I'm not in the mood to feel the tenderness of the mother-in-law's package at all, I just hope to stab the sao wife to death soon, it doesn't matter if the father-in-law dies, at worst, I will receive a pair of children, mother and daughter. You can't kill the old man, can you?
"Pa-ta-pa-ta..." Long Gen pouted his buttocks and poked violently.
"Ah...Xiaolong, you, you are so good, you are so good...Uh-huh, uh-huh, hurry up, push it in, push it hard, push it hard...."
The dragon root was on fire, and it twitched vigorously with a "bang bang bang" and hit the wall of the stamen hole. The scalding temperature burned the tender meat, and Zhao Ping shouted several times.
Rapidly collapsed, and the white **** was covered with sticky juice.