MTL - Back Off, Let Me Come-Chapter 115 : About Riding a Pig "Fighting General"【Ask for a monthly ticket】
Chapter 115 115: About Riding a Pig "Fighting General" 【Ask monthly ticket】
When it comes to quarreling, it is Chu Yao who is superior.
The final result is that Shen Tang riding a pig is no longer cared about.
Shen Tang: "...???"
The real reason is that Qishan wants to take care of it, but he can't spare the energy to teach Shen Tang, and the issue of taxation is imminent. Although the current situation is the same whether or not the tax money is the same, who would have trouble with money?
If you can get it, it will be great.
God does not take, but bears the blame.
If you don't welcome it when the time comes, you will suffer instead.
Since God is willing to fulfill them, is there any reason not to arrange this batch of tax money at this time? In his heart, Qishan had already regarded the tax money as one of Shen Tang's capital.
It will be faster to recruit troops in the future.
Shen Tang was forced to be idle and had nothing to do for two days.
Why only two days?
Because on the third day of riding a pig and herding pigs, she has a playmate.
"Stop, don't go forward!"
Although this bandit den has taken off its "illegal business license", the outside world doesn't know it yet. In order to prevent potential danger, six people are sent to patrol the mountain road every day.
Just in time to intercept Zhai Le who was trying to go up the mountain.
They knew Zhai Le's face, and they knew that the black-clothed boy was a murderous master, so naturally they didn't dare to step forward to do anything, they only dared to hide in the grass in the distance, and reminded him loudly.
Zhai Le noticed these two people early in the morning, and clasped his fists and shouted loudly: "I'm here, Zhai Le, to find friends."
The two patrols whispered: "Then you wait first."
Because Shen Tang was grazing pigs not far away by the stream, Zhai Le didn't have to wait long for Brother Shen who was riding a pig with a smile on his face.
Riding a pig...Brother Shen? ? ?
When Zhai Le saw this scene, his thin lips parted slightly in fright, and even those amorous peach blossom eyes were full of helplessness. After a while, he confirmed that what he saw and heard was not hallucinations, and pointed at the black pig riding under Shen Tang's crotch with trembling fingers: "Brother Shen, what is this?"
Shen Tang said as a matter of course: "Wild boar."
A wild boar that has been washed clean, with a leather-wrapped seat with front and rear bulges on its back, a white saddlebag hanging from its waist and hips, and a rein around the pig's neck. Zhai Le blinked hard quickly, reconfirming that this is a black pig and not a dark horse.
Seeing Shen Tang's straightforward confession, Zhai Le choked for words.
"Then why did you saddle the wild boar?"
Shen Tang said: "I don't know, it's just like this when I wake up."
When she went to the pig pen to lead the pig the next day, the black pig already had a saddle, bridle, and girdle on its back.
The one who can do this is either Chu Yao or praying for good.
Shen Tang waved at the two patrolling men, signaling them to continue with their own tasks, and Zhai Le was in charge of entertaining them.
"But I heard that the wild boar has a violent temper and is extremely difficult to tame. How did you catch it back? It can still be ridden?" Looking at this stocky, thick and mighty wild boar, Zhai Le was inexplicably envious.
Shen Tang said: "Being tamed once."
Zhai Le raised his hand to touch the pig's head, and said, "I want to too."
Shen Tang then said: "You want me to take you to catch them. I released the pigs yesterday, and I saw traces of animals trampling on them in some places."
Zhai Le didn't know what "herd the pigs" meant, and thought it was brother Shen who rode wild boars around by himself, and most of his attention was on catching the pigs. Hearing that there were still wild boars, he hurriedly urged Shen Tang to take him to catch one. He also wanted to try the feeling of riding a pig.
Shen Tang naturally would not refuse.
However, she was even more curious about why Zhai Le made a special trip to find her.
Just to ride a pig? ? ?
still-
"Are you out of wine again?"
"I'm like the kind of person who runs to the mountains for wine?"
Shen Tang carefully looked at this handsome face, nodded: "It looks like it!"
Zhai Le: "..."
Like a punctured balloon, he vented his momentum completely, and drooped his shoulders listlessly: "Okay, Brother Shen guessed part of it right. But not drinking is only one of them, and the biggest reason is that I miss Brother Shen. During the day Staying in the inn is boring…”
Shen Tang asked: "Where's your cousin?"
"Brother has something to do."
Shen Tang finished clicking, and didn't continue to ask Zhai Huan what he was busy with and couldn't even take care of his cousin. Aren't Qishan and Chu Yao too busy to take care of her? In a sense, she and Zhai Le are both "left-behind teenagers", the kind who are bored.
Bored so much that I can only catch pigs for fun.
The emperor paid off, they squatted in the place where the wild boars had been active for more than half an hour, and finally squatted on the second wild boar.
It was another inseparable battle, the two won a complete victory, and Zhai Le got his wish and experienced the feeling of riding a pig.
At the end, I barely gave it a five-star review.
"Except that the line of sight is too low, it's a bit like riding a horse." Zhai Le rode a pig, trotted around Shen Tang twice, and said quickly, "Brother Shen was invited to a horse race last time, but Brother Shen shouldn't, this time we both Riding a pig, how about a competition? The loser treats guests to a drink?"
Shen Tang glanced at the sun, pouted.
"What's the comparison? No matter how you look at it, I'm at a disadvantage. Even if I win, I don't dare to drink..." Two times of drunkenness almost caused the NPC Qishan to toss and burst his blood pressure.
Zhai Le took out a delicate and exquisite little golden bean from the purse, and waved it in front of her eyes: "Brother Shen can watch me drink it."
Shen Tang looked at Xiao Jindou and was silent for a while.
She was moved by shame.
Suddenly, he raised his finger to the sky and shouted at Zhai Le in surprise.
"Xiaofang Xiaofang, look there are pigs flying in the sky!"
"Where's the pig???"
Where did Zhai Le know this routine, subconsciously looked up at the sky, looked left and right, but didn't see the so-called flying pig, and brother Shen next to him "succeeded in the plot", whipped the wild boar's **** with a whip. The wild boar under its crotch screamed in pain and ran wildly.
Zhai Le, who belatedly realized that he was being tricked: "..."
He shouted in embarrassment: "Brother Shen, you are cheating!"
"Sun Tzu said that soldiers never tire of deceit!"
Zhai Le was stunned again, followed closely by patting the horse... No, patting the pig to catch up, shouting: "Grandson? 'During battles, never tire of deceit' Didn't the vixen say it? Brother Shen, wait for me !"
This wild boar was extremely violent and fierce, with short limbs and trotters, and flew fast, jolting rapidly to close the distance with Shen Tang. Shen Tang bent down casually and picked up the branch while running wildly. A carbine was thrown back abruptly, and the tree branch swayed towards Zhai Le's face.
Zhai Le is not a vegetarian either.
After all, he is an orthodox martial artist. He has tempered his body with martial energy since he was a child. He has practiced martial arts to keep fit, and his reaction is extremely fast. Instead of retreating, he advanced, his hand was as tame as lightning, as if he was about to grab the branch in Shen Tang's hand. Shen Tang changed his tactics halfway, and said, "Take a shot at me!"
Zhai Le saw that he couldn't grab it, so he also picked up a tree branch.
He also imitated Shen Tang and shouted: "Eat me with a spear!"
Shen Tang raised his foot and kicked Zhai Le's wild boar in the face.
Zhai Le was shocked. He held the barking wild boar back, clamped the pig's belly, and pulled the hemp rope: "...how can you be like this?"
Shen Tang said with a smile: "If you don't accept it, you came to beat me?"
Zhai Le gritted his teeth and took advantage of the situation to pursue.
Looking at the inseparable two riding a pig, Qishan felt his blood pressure step on the gas pedal to the bottom again.
"Shen! Young! Pear!"
Shen Tang and Zhai Le both stopped. The latter looked stiff and embarrassed. Realizing what he had done, he quickly threw the branch out of his hand. Shen Tang was different, she even waved at Qishan.
"Hey, Yuanliang, I'm here!"
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PPS: Thank you for your monthly pass support. Shiitake has climbed back to the second place, but the gap with the third and fourth place is still very small, and the bite is tight. On the last day, I still have to continue to ask for a monthly pass.
PPS: The first update.
(end of this chapter)
