Mini World Game Console-Chapter 662 - 663: Brother Suo, You Are the Friend of My Lifetime!

After taking a bath and returning to the bedroom, Ren Suo saw the Black Cat had turned out all the clothes from the bag and was rolling back and forth on top of them. Upon hearing the door open, it started meowing expectantly, like a child getting new clothes for the New Year.

Ren Suo took out her maid outfit, placed it on the bed, picked up the Black Cat, and stared at her seriously, saying, "Change your clothes yourself; I'm not helping you. If you mess around again..."

"MEOW?" The Black Cat's eyes were bright and watery, her little head tilted, and her ears drooping as she looked at him adorably.

Ren Suo, as if to prove he wasn't bluffing, took off his hat, widened his eyes, and tilted his head, glaring at the Black Cat.

After they stared at each other for more than ten seconds, Ren Suo's expression changed, but it was already too late.

Suddenly, a mournful CREAK emanated from the bedboard beneath the mattress. The abruptly transformed Luna pounced on Ren Suo, pinning him to the bed. She hugged his head and giggled, "Suosuo, you're so much fun to play with!"

Overwhelmed by the silky smoothness pressed against his face, Ren Suo, after three seconds of intense pleasure, finally regained his composure. He closed his eyes, suppressed his surging hormones, carefully pushed Luna off him, and, relying on familiarity, groped his way to the computer. "Change your clothes yourself!" he grumbled.

"Okay~" Luna softly agreed.

Ren Suo turned on the computer and saw a news pop-up in the bottom right corner. Mom must have used his computer and installed some random stuff. Ren Suo had meticulously cared for this cherished computer of his over the years, keeping it pristine, but now it had turned into a rebellious girl spitting out ads.

"Mysterious Country's strongest Taoist rushes to the Federation, about to face Angel Zack to determine the world's number one!?"

Huh? You Jiu went to the Federation for fun? During the New Year? Ren Suo thought. But Taoists are celibate practitioners, so they don't celebrate New Year. Or was it that the Great Wall found him too foul-mouthed? Did they ship him off to avoid ruining the holiday atmosphere, sending him to plague the Watchers in the Federation?

As for whether You Jiu or Zack was stronger, Ren Suo didn't care. After all, neither of them was stronger than... his game character.

If only he could access the intranet, Ren Suo might have been able to find out some inside information about You Jiu's trip. However, the intranet required a physical connection, with dedicated lines only available at the academy or at affiliated homes.

"I'm done changing!"

Ren Suo turned his head and saw Luna standing triumphantly on the bed. Her feet, clad in white silk knee-high stockings, made gentle indentations on the mattress. A black apron obscured the tantalizing view beneath, while the white chiffon bustier was stretched high, revealing a dazzlingly pale expanse of skin on her side that was enough to stun even the Supreme Supreme. It was only then that Ren Suo realized this maid outfit was actually backless!

Even the widely knowledgeable (online) Ren Suo was stunned for a full three seconds. This outfit didn't seem like a proper maid outfit! Then, were the other clothes he bought really proper clothes? He lowered his head to look at the other clothing bags.

Luna was quite satisfied. She did a full turn on the bed, then knelt like a kitten stretching languidly, arching her back. She came over, pulled at Ren Suo coquettishly, and said, "Suosuo, 88 told me a new little trick. Come on, lie down on the bed."

As Luna pulled him onto the bed, Ren Suo suddenly realized something was amiss and furrowed his brow tightly.

At that moment, his phone lit up. It was Qiao Muyi's scheduled contact. Even before Ren Suo had awakened to his own pure romantic nature or come to terms with his feelings, Qiao Muyi had already been contacting him nightly. Sometimes she had nothing specific to say, just asking, 'Are you there? What did Cheng Ling cook today?' Ren Suo would reply with the menu, and Qiao Muyi wouldn't respond further.

It felt like she was just checking to make sure Ren Suo hadn't vanished from the human world.

Young Master Mu: "You didn't spend New Year's Eve with other girls, did you?"

Ren Suo: "No."

Sisters don't count as other girls.

Young Master Mu: "My Xiao Suo was really clingy tonight. It kept walking around me after my bath, wanting me to pet it."

Your cat has it good, Ren Suo thought. At least all it needs is for you, its poop-scooper, to serve it by hand. My cat doesn't need me to scoop its poop, but it requires my body for half an hour every day...

Ren Suo: "By the way, I wanted to ask you a small question."

Young Master Mu: "If I'm not mistaken, this question definitely has nothing to do with you."

Qiao Muyi guessed right. The question had absolutely nothing to do with him.

Ren Suo: "It's about… if one were to buy women's lingerie online... which store would you recommend?"

The maid outfit had been purchased, but there was still a small problem. Previously, Luna had worn Ren Suo's thicker clothes, so he hadn't noticed. But now that she wore the lightweight chiffon maid outfit, which was also very form-fitting, some small yet significant problems became completely evident.

Ren Suo really had no other choice but to shop online. He couldn't just tell his sister, "Let's go to the lingerie store!" Although his sister might not mind, he was sure to be socially annihilated by the salesgirls' gazes.

But he really wasn't familiar with this stuff. Ask him where to buy a gaming console, and Ren Suo could list all the shady stores on Taobao. New, second-hand, 99% new, all kinds of prices—he knew a bit about that. But clothes... After all, they were for Luna, and Ren Suo didn't want to skimp in this area.

Young Master Mu was silent for quite a while before replying: "Asking for our sizes in the afternoon to buy clothes, planning to buy lingerie in the evening... Are you going to call me at dawn to ask which wedding ring I like? I know you get clingy when you're in love—clingier than my Xiao Suo here—but this is still a bit unexpected..."

Ren Suo scratched his head, wondering if Qiao Muyi's comment was a compliment.

After thinking for five seconds, Ren Suo decided to invent a friend to cover up his shopping intentions: "Actually, a friend of mine asked me to ask. Of course, I'm also asking out of curiosity; I want to prepare a full set of gear for the person I like..."

Helping the friend was the pretense; asking for himself was the real purpose.

Young Master Mu responded quickly: "Who? Just two or three days and a woman is consulting you on underwear? Xiao Suo, you're quite something. Send a picture; let me see who wants to join this little group. Also, send her name, workplace, and city for my reference."

Ren Suo: "Actually, you know this friend too."

Young Master Mu: "Oh? Don't tell me you've even gone after Lin Xianyu?" she said casually, but Ren Suo kept hearing 'Negative emotions from Qiao Muyi +233' ringing in his ears. "Did you clear out her entire dorm?"

Ren Suo: "No, it's Zhao Huo. He wants to prepare a few thoughtful gifts for his girlfriends but doesn't know what to buy, so he came to ask for my advice. I think I'll recommend this to him."

After a while, Young Master Mu replied: "Xiao Suo, even though you have some screws loose, I'll take care of you."

Ren Suo: "Hehe. Don't underestimate my suggestion. It's Zhao Huo, after all; he might actually believe it! Give me some more details, I'll present it convincingly, and he'll probably fall right into the trap!"

Young Master Mu: "That's true, considering he's your friend... But why are you so mean, setting up your friends like this? I didn't expect this of you, Xiao Suo."

Then Young Master Mu immediately replied: "Then remember to tell him that when buying underwear, he should first measure the upper and lower bust to calculate the cup size and band size. Since he's a Third-turn Cultivator, he should be able to estimate it by eye. Also, different bust shapes require different styles, which he can also estimate by eye... I remember his several girlfriends are all quite busty; recommend he buys from Milk Candy Sect."

Qiao Muyi provided a lot of information and concluded: "If he's serious about buying, a lot of data is needed to find comfortable underwear. For girls, this is very personal... If Zhao Huo really manages to buy suitable underwear for his girlfriends, that would definitely confirm his reputation as a pervert. We need to quickly let those innocent girls discover the flaws of such a player."

Ren Suo, completely lacking self-awareness, said: "Okay, I'll tell him right away. Let him receive the retribution he deserves!"

Ren Suo quickly opened Zhao Huo's chat window: "Brother Huo! How have you been lately?"

Zhao Huo replied quickly. He's also just playing on his phone late at night, poor guy. Must have no nightlife, Ren Suo thought, and Zhao Huo's reply confirmed it: "Not so good."

Ren Suo suddenly felt a sense of relief, and the confidence of someone in a superior position welled up within him.

Haha, I knew it wouldn't be that simple. My side is a ferocious combination of venomous vipers, fierce tigers, and greedy wolves, plus a tiny kitten. Your side has the standard champion's lineup: a campus belle CEO, a childhood sweetheart, and a caring junior. Although my side has higher combat power, your side excels in cunning schemes!

Ren Suo: "What are you doing now?"

Zhao Huo: "Watching the New Year's Gala."

Ren Suo thought, There are probably no other people around him. He then asked, "Did you make one of the girls angry?"

"Huh? How did you know?" Zhao Huo was surprised. "Didn't you only wake up four or five days ago?"

But I've been following your situation for months! Ren Suo thought.

Ren Suo: "You're traveling now, so the girls will probably hold their anger in for the time being. But once they're back in the country, they'll definitely settle accounts with you!"

Zhao Huo: "What should I do?" He seemed a bit panicked.

Ren Suo: "Give gifts! A thoughtful gift!" He copied and pasted Qiao Muyi's information. "Don't say your friend doesn't look out for you. Give this; it's thoughtful both physically and psychologically. You'll need to use your eyes to gather enough data to buy the right gift. Once they're back in the country, hand over the gifts you bought. How great does that sound?"

Whether Zhao Huo accepted it or not didn't matter. Ren Suo had already shot the arrow and then painted the target; he was sure that when Qiao Muyi eventually asked Zhao Huo, she would get a satisfactory answer.

Zhao Huo: "Brother Suo, from today onwards, you are my lifelong friend! I didn't expect you to actually offer help in my time of need!"

To Ren Suo's surprise, Zhao Huo actually accepted the suggestion.

Ren Suo couldn't help but feel a twinge of guilt. "Then if anything happens, remember to tell me right away."

Now Ren Suo felt he couldn't bear to watch Zhao Huo walk into this disaster with his eyes wide open. At the very least, he'd have to close his eyes after seeing it happen.

After handling this minor incident, Ren Suo suddenly felt a weight settle on his rear.

He turned his head and saw Luna sitting directly on his buttocks, holding a tablet and watching a virtual streamer. It was a bit strange why Luna didn't sit on his more spacious back, Ren Suo mused, but he didn't mind much. He activated "data stream," instantly obtained Luna's body measurements, went online, selected the right size from the store's chart, placed the order, and had it shipped to Heavenly Lotus Academy. All set.

Ren Suo didn't know if Zhao Huo would actually be perverse enough to stare at those areas to estimate sizes. Either way, he himself didn't need to go through such hassle.

Continuing to play "Light and Dark Traitor," the previous save had proved that Los couldn't just rush over and kill Sony. Thus, he had to choose "wait until dinner time to assassinate Sony."

In the meantime, other people came looking for Wilcas, but Los managed to brush them off with ease.

Unlike when he was pretending to be Lydia, this time Los's disguise involved 'absorbing Wilcas's body,' thereby obtaining Wilcas's memories and enabling him to perfectly play the role.

If this game wasn't about revenge, but a highly freeform game like The Sims, then I could choose to let Los live on as Wilcas. He could become a major villain, follow the Didra Empire path, and help Didra invade other dimensions... That would definitely be fun, Ren Suo thought.

Unfortunately, the protagonist is meant to save the world.