Martial Arts? Sorry, I am better at Thunder Spell!-Chapter 56 - : 056 You are incredible, you’re superior! (Asking for initial subscriptions! Votes for the month! Bookmark requests!)
Chapter 56: 056 You are incredible, you’re superior! (Asking for initial subscriptions! Votes for the month! Bookmark requests!)
Online, various hot search comments were endless.
“Holy shit! I never dreamed that the serial disappearance cases in Longguang City could be solved!”
“Me neither, one of my nephews was among the missing back then. It’s been eight years, and I never thought the day would come when the murderer would be caught!”
“I originally thought that if this case wasn’t solved in over a decade, it would never be. But the arrest came so unexpectedly!”
“When it comes to doing big things, it’s gotta be our Heavenly Master who makes a move! After over a decade of deadlock, the Heavenly Master takes a stroll down the mountain and the case gets cracked on the side!”
“Nice one! Do you really believe that the Heavenly Master was just taking a stroll? You’re the only one who would believe that!”
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“Walking from the east of the city to the south, spanning dozens of kilometers – one dares to say it, another dares to believe it!”
“But no matter what, solving the case is a good thing! I heard that the person from Dongying is now blocked at the entrance of the detention center and can’t go in. The victims’ families got the news in advance and blocked the entrance, ready to beat that bastard to death!”
“That piece of trash deserves to be beaten to death! Every day he lives is a waste of Dragon Country’s food! He killed so many people over the past decade, and now that he’s finally caught, shouldn’t the victims’ families be allowed to vent their anger?”
“Vent their anger? Ha, if the victims’ families really got to vent their anger, one slap each could turn that Dongying guy into a pig head!”
“Isn’t the most ridiculous part, the decade-long plan of that Dongying guy? He raised hundreds of evil ghosts for over a decade, only for our Heavenly Master to wipe them out in a puff of fart – I’m dying, the Dongying guy’s mindset must be shattered!”
“Those evil ghosts in the hospitals probably never thought that, after acting tyrannically for over a decade, one day there would be a Taoist in their midst stirring up trouble!”
“Suddenly I get why the Heavenly Master always tells us to believe in science. If he kills all the evil ghosts, won’t this world become scientific?”
“Holy shit! I’ve got it!”
“Science? I burst out laughing, are you referring to the Heavenly Master speeding on a centipede on the highway? Is that what you call science?”
“Science tells me that the biggest centipedes in the world are less than 1 meter long, and then the Heavenly Master rides a two-to-three-meter-long giant centipede on the highway at 90 mph! Forgive me for being unable to continue believing in science!”
“The traffic police team was dumbfounded. They’ve been on the job for decades; they’ve seen speeding cars but never a speeding centipede. I’m asking for the psychological shadow of the traffic cop who encountered that centipede!”
“Isn’t the funniest thing the Heavenly Master’s statement? Taking a stroll down the hill, I guess. Low blood sugar, ordinary person, nothing to do with me! Cleanly passing the buck!”
“Dongying guy: You think you’re something else! So aloof! You struck first without mercy, then afterwards you play innocent, as if my evil ghosts died for nothing?”
“Heavenly Master: That wasn’t me in the purple robes, what, you got a picture of my face? Damn it, alright, I’ll admit it, I was just passing by! 233333!”
“Heavenly Master says: If those highway cameras had made my face even a bit blurrier, I would dare to claim that I have a super common face! I look like everyone!”
“9999999! The laughter has flipped six times over!”
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Online, the comment section was buzzing with lively discussions.
But now, Qin Hao, after riding the centipedes back up the mountain to the Heavenly Master Mansion,
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He had begun to retreat and study Centipede Medicine Wine.
He had long heard that centipede soaked in wine was an extremely nourishing thing!
Not to mention now that he had two that were so large.
If he didn’t use them to make medicine wine, he wouldn’t be able to justify it!
Qin Hao started searching in the Incense Value Mall.
Indeed, he found two secret formulas for brewing centipede wine.
One of which was an edible medicine wine formula.
Combining the centipede with dozens of special herbs, then soaking it in specially made white liquor, the prepared Centipede Wine not only tasted good but also had very strong medicinal effects after drinking.
Men who drank it would find it beneficial for virility and kidney health, strengthening their constitution!
Women who drank it would find it nourishing and beautifying, regulating their bodies!
It could relieve spasms and stop convulsions, heal meridians and alleviate pain, detoxify and disperse lumps, and treat impotence.
Long-term consumption could even treat paralysis, certain cancers, and other serious diseases.
The other recipe involved grinding the centipede into a powder, mixing it with over a dozen herbs to make a medicinal powder, which was then used externally with medicine wine!
Applying it to wounds could stimulate circulation, disperse bruising, and effectively treat rheumatism, arthritis, and reduce swelling and pain.
Qin Hao planned
To slaughter these two centipedes and make both medicine wine and medicine powder from them.
In the future, pilgrims who came to the mountain to worship and offer incense could receive it for free.
After all, these two centipedes hadn’t done any good deeds while they were with the Dongying man.
Now he had the opportunity to contribute their bodies to medicine and help treat people’s diseases, which was also considered a charitable act.
If these two centipedes knew they could still do some good after their death, they would surely feel content from the bottom of their hearts.
At this moment, the system notification rang in Qin Hao’s ears.
“Ding! New task released: produce Centipede Medicine Wine and Medicine Powder, successfully make them and provide them free of charge to pilgrims, promote the selfless spirit of the Xuanmen Sect, and receive rewards: Heavenly Master Sword Quenching Spirit +5! Purple Robed Taoist Robe Quenching Spirit +10! Divine Beast Egg Roulette chance +10! Incense Value +100,000!”
Qin Hao, startled by the system notification, hadn’t expected that the system would suddenly offer such generous rewards this time.
It seemed that even the system supported him in doing this!
Then he could go ahead with it, bold and confident!
Forthwith, Qin Hao proceeded to buy all the necessary materials for making centipede medicine from the System Mall.
The incense value needed for the materials was petty cash for the current Qin Hao.
After all, his trip down the mountain yesterday earned him tens of thousands of incense value points.
Not to mention, the system had issued a task, and by completing this task, he would receive a full 100,000 incense value points.
Compared to that, what’s the little incense value spent on materials?
Just a drop in the bucket.
After purchasing the medicinal herbs and special white liquor among other materials,
Qin Hao stepped out of his room and instructed the Child at the gate.
To tell the Red Robed Taoists at each hall to select ten diligent and hardworking disciples each to report to the Heavenly Master Mansion, for he had a mission for them.
The Daoist nodded and left the Heavenly Master Mansion to fetch people.
After the Daoist left, Qin Hao looked at the two large centipedes in the courtyard.
Now, it was his turn to deal with these two centipedes.
Since he was going to use them for brewing and medicine, the first step was obviously to send them off.
However, Qin Hao considered himself a compassionate person, who couldn’t stand killing.
Immediately, he summoned the Heavenly Master Sword.
He manipulated the hilt of the Heavenly Master Sword to pierce into the wall.
Then, he played the Bone Flute.
The two giant centipedes, lured by the sound of the flute, banged their heads straight against the Heavenly Master Sword stuck in the wall.
The blade penetrated their brains; instantaneously, the two centipedes were dead.
Qin Hao watched this scene, shaking his head and sighing, “Blessings of Infinite Heavenly Venerable! The Three Pure Ones above, I merely played the flute for the enjoyment of culture; these two centipedes rammed themselves onto the sword – that’s suicide! It has nothing to do with me, the poor Daoist! Oh, the sin!”
If Captain Wang of the Southern City Branch were here right now, hearing Qin Hao’s words, he would undoubtedly be utterly astonished.
Indeed, the highest level of deception is when one even deceives oneself!
