Martial Arts? Sorry, I am better at Thunder Spell!-Chapter 55 - : 055 Do you call this the Heavenly Master? In our place, we call it God! (Asking for initial subscriptions! Votes for the month! Bookmark requests!)
Chapter 55: 055 Do you call this the Heavenly Master? In our place, we call it God! (Asking for initial subscriptions! Votes for the month! Bookmark requests!)
At the foot of Qingyun Mountain.
A tourist group brought a bunch of foreign visitors to Qingyun Mountain for a tour.
The young tour guide was standing at the base of Qingyun Mountain with a group of foreign men and women, introducing them to Qingyun Mountain.
“Ladies and gentlemen, what you see before you is Qingyun Mountain, the first mountain of Dragon Country’s national religion, Taoism, and the Xuanmen Sect! The history of Taoism in Dragon Country is long and storied, with a history of a thousand years. The inheritance of Heavenly Masters on this mountain alone has been passed down for more than a hundred generations!
Within the Qingyun Taoist Temple, there are renowned Taoist halls such as the Mountain Gate Hall, Spiritual Official Hall, Three Pure Ones Hall, Jade Emperor Hall, and Three Officials Hall. Apart from these, the mountain also boasts scenic spots like the Eternal Spring, Moon Viewing Stone, Heavenly Cloud Ladder, Qingyun Waterfall, and Purple Cloud Sea, all offering breathtaking views!
During this time, you must have seen those viral news stories online. The Taoist priests and Heavenly Masters that have become internet sensations all hail from this very Qingyun Mountain! If we’re lucky, we might even get to meet a real Purple Robed Heavenly Master!”
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The tour guide introduced enthusiastically.
However, the foreign tourists seemed distinctly unenthusiastic.
Someone complained, “I really don’t understand why I spent so much money on this tour group, only for you to bring us to a place like this? What’s so special about this mountain? It’s not even as good as the hills back home!”
“Yeah! What’s so impressive about this mountain scenery? Doesn’t every country have its own landscapes? And as for Taoism in Dragon Country, that’s your belief. I don’t even believe in God, why would I believe in this?”
“I’ve seen those recent news videos of Taoist priests and Heavenly Masters from Dragon Country and, oh my god, they seem so poorly scripted.
A man producing lightning from his hands, and riding on the back of a crane flying—isn’t that straight out of a superhero movie! I really don’t understand how you could believe in such outlandish things.”
“Yes! To me, anyone slightly proficient in special effects could achieve such a result with computer graphics. Why would you believe in such propaganda videos for your religion?”
These foreign tourists were very puzzled.
They couldn’t understand why the people of Dragon Country held Qingyun Mountain in such high regard.
To them, the so-called Heavenly Masters and Taoist priests were just a bunch of charlatans, performing acts of visual effects.
Among these foreigners, at that moment, a janitor silently passed by them.
Sweeping janitor Zhang Tong listened to the foreigners and shook his head without saying a word.
Once upon a time, he shared the same views as these foreigners.
He had no regard for faith and the Xuanmen Sect.
He even brought his son to cause trouble at the Three Pure Ones Hall.
What happened afterwards?
He was plagued with misfortune for a good half of the month, and after his son urinated there, he couldn’t pee a single drop for several days.
It wasn’t just him; Zhou Yuanpeng, who was now sweeping the upper half of the mountain path, felt the same.
Even the most unruly person, after being disciplined by the Heavenly Master’s army.
Wouldn’t they obediently sweep the mountain?
These foreigners would soon realize how ignorant they really were.
Just then,
Someone on Qingyun Mountain cried out, “The Heavenly Master is back!”
In the next second, all the tourists saw Taoist priests scattered along different mountain paths, suddenly transforming into beams of golden light, rushing down the mountain.
Some Taoist priests, who were previously eagerly taking photos with tourists, heard the news of the Heavenly Master’s return.
In the blink of an eye, they teleported, appearing dozens of meters below on the mountain.
Many tourists were stunned.
“Holy shit! This is like gods descending from the mountain!”
“Just one announcement about the Heavenly Master returning, and all the Taoist priests stopped pretending and flew down the mountain to greet him?”
The foreign tourists were astounded.
Holy shit…
They had previously thought those online videos were the work of special effects.
But now, witnessing with their own eyes, beams of golden light jumping down the mountain paths, covering tens of meters in a single stride.
Even some dressed in red robes emitted golden light all over their bodies, leaping from the top of the mountain, high in the sky, and landing at the foot of the mountain in three bounds.
This was not something viewed through a phone screen or post-processed.
This was seen live and in person.
These foreign tourists suddenly felt as if they had lived for decades without really understanding life.
How could Taoist priests from Dragon Country descend the mountain like this?
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Ridiculous!
But what was even more outrageous was yet to come.
While these foreign tourists were still standing there in shock,
They heard the sound of whirling sand and a hubbub coming from behind.
Only then did these foreigners react and turn around to look.
Before they looked back, there wasn’t much of an issue, but as soon as they did, they were nearly scared out of their wits.
For there were two centipedes rapidly climbing up the mountain,
and on the back of each centipede was a Purple Robed Taoist sitting.
The centipedes were incredibly fast, whizzing past them in the blink of an eye.
Leaping toward the mountain.
They could even see the patterns on the centipedes’ bodies.
As the Heavenly Master rode a centipede up the mountain, those Taoist priests also followed suit, leaping back onto the mountain.
At this point, looking at the foreign tourists again, where was their previous confidence and opinions?
A few from the United States simply knelt down.
“God! This is God! He is God!”
Now these foreigners were confused as to why the people of Dragon Country called Qin Hao a Heavenly Master!
To them, such a person would be called God!
As for Qin Hao’s recent centipede ride up the mountain, they took it as a miracle, etched into their minds, never to be forgotten for a lifetime.
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As Qin Hao raced up the mountain on a centipede.
There were also new trending terms popping up on Dragon Country’s hot search.
“#Shocking! Longguang City Police Station’s decades-long serial disappearance case officially solved! The serial killer turns out to be an Onmyoji!”
“#Site discovery of seventy-seven skeletons, police reveal that’s not all the victims, more have been destroyed by the Japanese!”
“#Urban legend of Longguang City: The truth behind the Third Hospital revealed, a plot spanning decades! A duel involving the arcane realms of Japan and Dragon Country! A complete victory for Dragon Country!”
“#Japanese confessed: their decade-long scheme, raising hundreds of Evil Ghosts, all destroyed in an instant by Qingyun Mountain’s Heavenly Master’s fart! Japanese spirit broken!”
“#Longguang City sees red Heavenly Thunder again, all the ghouls and ghosts are scared to death! Evil Ghosts moving out overnight: After living here for decades, this damn place suddenly gets Taoist activity! And it’s the Purple Robed ones too, you think that won’t scare the shit out of us?”
“#Southern City Branch of Longguang reveals contents of the Heavenly Master’s statement, the police responsible for recording blown away by implausibility of the notes, ‘Even my 80-year-old granny could spot the lies at a glance!’”
“#Heavenly Master rides centipede at 97 mph, traffic police issuing fines and warnings! Demanding Qingyun Mountain’s swift arrival at the traffic police team to pay the fines!”
“#First-person perspective: Qingyun Mountain’s Taoist priests triple jump from the mountain top to greet the Heavenly Master video! Reply ‘1’ for direct download link!”
Almost all netizens of Dragon Country couldn’t believe it.
They had only slept through the night.
Yet Qingyun Mountain’s Heavenly Master had caused such a huge commotion!
And each incident was more preposterous than the last.
The entire internet community of Dragon Country was boiling over once again.
Countless new memes and topics emerged.
Qingyun Mountain’s Heavenly Master dominated the top twenty spots on the social media trending searches!
