Love letters are not allowed in the exorcism notebook!-Chapter 758 - 6 Eldest Miss Li Is Not So Well-behaved

Li Mumu had a good night’s sleep, dreamless throughout.

When she woke up in the morning, she still didn’t feel like getting up until her brain kicked in, and she recalled whose bed she had been lying in last night.

Yikes! My reputation is ruined!

Li Mumu lifted her head and looked around, only to see Wang Yunxiao sitting beside her, one hand holding "Andersen’s Fairy Tales" and the other a pork bun, nibbling and reading simultaneously.

"Are you a primary school student?"

"Are you suggesting I should be doing more adult things?"

"Didn’t come back all of last night?"

"I did come back, but you were sleeping so soundly you didn’t react at all."

"Impossible!"

"Check the mirror - I drew a pig on your face, and you didn’t even wake up."

Li Mumu was shocked, hurriedly reaching for a mirror, only to find out Wang Yunxiao was indeed lying to her.

"Have you gotten more slippery-tongued lately?"

"It’s part of the training." 𝒇𝒓𝒆𝒆𝙬𝒆𝒃𝓷𝒐𝓿𝙚𝙡.𝒄𝓸𝒎

Wang Yunxiao spoke the honest truth.

But Li Mumu didn’t believe it.

"And you told me your cultivation was in the Scholar Dharma Gate? Are you actually cultivating the Garrison Soldiers’ skills?"

"I didn’t lie, it’s just dual cultivation."

Wang Yunxiao closed the fairy tale book and turned to look at Li Mumu.

"You always say I’m deceiving. Li Mumu, my classmate, isn’t there something you’re not being truthful with me about?"

"Like what?"

"Do you really take me for a fool? And here I’ve always seen you as the untouchable, pristine Eldest Miss Li."

"Otherwise?"

You’re trying to bait me into saying more?

Li Mumu chuckled inwardly; she was no stranger to such tactics.

"I’ve studied a bit of medicine, which you’ve known for quite some time."

"That’s not what I’m talking about."

"Then what are you talking about?"

Wang Yunxiao pushed the soy milk on the table towards her: "I hope you can be a bit more upfront with me."

"What gave you the illusion that I must be fully honest with you?"

"After all, we share the same bed."

"Please don’t make it sound so ambiguous!"

"Then how should I say it?"

"Our relationship is nothing but a purely professional patient-doctor one."

"Why emphasize ’pure and professional’? Is there anything impure about it?"

Li Mumu thought about it carefully and found herself at a loss for words.

It’s indeed pure; nothing below the neck has ever been described.

"I’m off to freshen up, I have surgery later. Seeing you’ve recovered nicely, move out tomorrow promptly; don’t waste the valuable medical resources of the Special Service Bureau."

"Mumu..."

"Hmm?"

"How about hotpot for lunch?"

"No thanks, I always end up just eyeing it with envy and hardly eating much, it’s a waste of food."

"Then let’s go for burgers."

"Why so eager?"

Li Mumu grew suspicious: "You really have to treat me to a meal?"

Wang Yunxiao smiled, "There are too many young, handsome guys in the Special Service Bureau. I’m afraid someone will spirit you away."

"So, you’ve already decided I’m your girlfriend?"

"Yes."

"Wishful thinking."

Li Mumu got dressed, walked to the door, and glared fiercely at Wang Yunxiao: "You’re right, there are plenty of good men in the Special Service Bureau, and if I were to choose, I’d pick one who doesn’t mess around outside."

Wang Yunxiao instantly raised an eyebrow: "Clarify your statement, who’s messing around outside?"

Li Mumu slammed the door shut and bolted away as fast as she could.

Wang Yunxiao sneered inside, if you’re not messing around out there, how would you know I am?

The new leader of the Special Service Bureau has yet to take office, and Teacher Liu is so busy he’s nowhere to be seen, leaving Wang Yunxiao with little to do.

He could only focus on healing his injuries.

Li Mumu is the kind of person who says no with her mouth but her body is very honest.

Wang Yunxiao had come to deeply understand this.

After finishing work at noon, having completed three surgeries, Li Mumu dragged her half-dead body to knock on the hospital room door.

"Where’s my burger?"

"No one said they would buy it for you to eat!"

"Go buy it for me!"

"Is your body really okay? Don’t wear yourself out over this little work!"

"Mind your own business; I’m tired and want to sleep, go get me that burger."

Eldest Miss Li kicked off her shoes, climbed into bed, and started to act shamelessly.

Seeing her obstinate demeanor, Wang Yunxiao sighed and turned to leave.

Li Mumu slept until past noon and woke up to see that it was already half-past two.

The tempting aroma of fried chicken burgers wafted from nearby.

Just as she was about to reach for it, Wang Yunxiao stopped her.

"Don’t go for another surgery this afternoon."

"You’re worried about me, huh?"

"Worried."

"You should spend that effort on doting on your wife."

Li Mumu reached out for the burger again, only to be blocked by Wang Yunxiao once more.

"Tell me the truth, is there something wrong with your body?"

"Let me eat that burger first, then I’ll consider whether to tell you."

"You tell me first."

"Wang Yunxiao! Don’t you go too far!"

When people are hungry, they lose most of their rationality. Pushed to the brink, Li Mumu reached out to scratch Wang Yunxiao.

A flash of cold light from her fingernails, but Wang Yunxiao, ready for it, dodged and grabbed her wrist in return.

He didn’t expect Li Mumu’s nails could actually extend, and with a swift scratch, her sharp nails left several blood marks on his arm.

"Dare to scratch me?"

Anger surged in Wang Yunxiao as he pushed Li Mumu onto the bed.

"Big brother, I..."

Youtiao walked in, about to speak, when he saw Wang Yunxiao holding down Li Mumu’s hands on the bed while Li Mumu’s feet were on Wang Yunxiao’s face, from his angle it looked as though she was about to shove them into his mouth.

"Ahem... sorry, wrong room."

Youtiao coughed dryly and turned to leave.

"You come back... no, put your feet down first!"

Wang Yunxiao was livid.

"Let go first!"

Li Mumu was unyielding: "Let go or I will start screaming for help!"

"Go ahead and scream!"

"Help, wuwu—"

Wang Yunxiao grabbed the nearby burger and stuffed it into Li Mumu’s mouth: "You little thing, I can handle you..."

Then Li Mumu’s legs twisted upwards.

Wang Yunxiao, fearing he might hurt her, didn’t dare to use too much force and, in a moment of carelessness, Li Mumu ended up straddling his neck.

This woman’s body was like it had no bones, she twisted her waist and executed a scissor leg takedown on Wang Yunxiao, throwing him off the bed.

"Useless."

Li Mumu got up from the ground, swallowed the burger in her mouth, stood tall, and strutted out the door.

"This miss is in good health; I don’t need a damn Rogue like you to worry about!"

Only after she left did Youtiao sneaked back in furtively.

The hospital room was a mess, with Wang Yunxiao sitting in the corner rubbing his neck and grimacing in pain.

"Big brother, that’s a bit... you know..."

Wang Yunxiao angrily retorted: "I was holding back for her, can’t you see that?"

"I see, yeah. I mean it’s not appropriate to make such a commotion here; people in the next room can hear."

Youtiao winked and whispered, "As they say, haste does not bring success; we can make long-term plans when we get back."