Love letters are not allowed in the exorcism notebook!-Chapter 757 - 5 Actually, I’ve Been Lying to You All Along

"My sister wants to be reincarnated into a good family."

Wang Yunxiao: "..."

A very normal last wish, but why are you looking at me with those weird eyes?

Zhou Qing twisted her fingers and looked carefully at Wang Yunxiao, blinking hard.

You know what I mean.

I don’t get it!

Wang Yunxiao thought you mean I have connections to the Underworld and can contact King Yan to allocate a good family for her?

Or is it...

"When are you getting married?"

"Which eye of yours saw me as someone from a good family?"

Zhou Qing’s lips puckered, and she almost cried from being scolded by Wang Yunxiao.

"I’m just asking for my sister... Can you do a fake marriage first?"

"Fake marriage? With whom?"

Zhou Qing turned her head and pointed at herself with her finger.

Wang Yunxiao: "..."

"If I’m not misunderstanding, you call me ’dad’, ask me to have a fake marriage with you, have a child for your sister to reincarnate, and call you ’mom’... Is that your plan?"

Zhou Qing blushed and dared not speak.

"Did your brain get soaked in slop?"

Wang Yunxiao thought to himself that he had never seen these new-fangled ideas of young people.

"It’s fake..."

"What does it have to do with being fake? Did you even think before you said that?"

Zhou Qing pursed her lips, feeling wronged and kept silent.

"Song Lili’s thinking is no different from that of a kindergarten kid; you’re not a child either, don’t be led astray by her."

Wang Yunxiao comforted her with profound earnestness: "I can understand your wish to send your sister to heaven..."

"That’s not what I’m thinking..."

"So what are you thinking?"

Zhou Qing blushed and stammered without being able to say it outright.

"Want to date?"

"..."

"Or is it that your sister wants to get married, and you personally have no opinion, just following her wishes?"

"No..."

Seeing Zhou Qing’s bashful and hesitant demeanor, Wang Yunxiao couldn’t help but sigh.

Zhou Qing (the ghost) having a crush on him, he knew that, but such fondness was not naturally accumulated over time.

As some teacher from the future said, it’s a ’pseudo-item’.

Before that incident happened, she had absolutely nothing to do with Wang Yunxiao.

With an inherently introverted personality and having grown up in such a messy environment, only rescued for two years and yet to form a complete, independent personality.

It’s less accurate to call her a person but rather a trained human-like plaything.

She had no thoughts of her own and did not dare to have any, taking whatever others said as truth.

She even took the nonsense rumors others concocted as reality.

After her death, her lingering obsession made her regard Wang Yunxiao as her husband and wanted to consummate their marriage with him.

But due to her severe lack of common life knowledge, the extent of her imagination was limited to lying in a bed with someone at the Brothel, having no idea what a real wedding night entails.

After surviving the Time-Space Retrospection, Zhou Qing took an entirely different path.

She did make new friends, but the four of them combined couldn’t muster a single brain with normal cognition.

Jiang Yinyin lacked resolve, Meng Wei had heavy thoughts, and Song Lili was just beginning to understand human nature.

Compared to these three, Zhou Qing suddenly stood out as the odd one out.

She became the extraordinary one who dared to think and act – if Song Lili dared to think, she dared to act.

Running to the hospital alone in the middle of the night to fulfill a vow for her deceased sister... What respectable person would do such a thing?

"Do you know what free love is?"

"I know."

"You know nothing!"

Wang Yunxiao cornered Zhou Qing against the wall and patiently explained with kind words, "Do you know what it feels like to truly like someone? For instance, if there’s a guy standing in front of you right now, can you specifically clarify which aspect of him you like?"

"Is it because he’s good-looking, or has good academic achievements? Or because he can sing, dance, and play basketball?"

Zhou Qing fell silent.

She simply couldn’t say it.

"Let me tell you, a woman being interested in a man and a girl liking a boy are two different things. What do you think are my strengths compared to other men? Is it because you feel secure with me?"

Zhou Qing nodded slightly.

"A sense of security is not a prerequisite for liking someone; it only means you’re taken with me, just like a kitten or puppy liking a suitable owner. This kind of affection isn’t ’liking’; it’s just a good impression."

"Then what is liking?"

Wang Yunxiao coughed once, put on a straight face, and opened his arms to embrace Zhou Qing.

Zhou Qing put up a symbolic struggle before she calmed down.

"Feel warm?"

"Warm."

"Do you wish I could pick you up from school every day, hold you like this, hide in a place with no one around, and whisper sweet nothings to you?"

"...I do."

"If it’s possible, would you want to raise a kitten?"

"...I do."

"I’ll buy you a kitten, and we can raise it together, is that okay?"

"Okay."

"If we have time, let’s go to a bookstore together, buy your favorite fairy tale book. We can find a sunny spot, I’ll hold you, you hold the cat, and I’ll tell you stories until the sun sets, is that good?"

"Okay."

"Alright, fantasy time is over!"

Wang Yunxiao raised his hand and snapped his fingers next to Zhou Qing’s ear, waking the little girl who had been lulled into a daze from her dream.

"How did that feel just now?"

Zhou Qing bit her lip, her eyes filled with a resentful gaze that could kill.

"Welcome back to the real world, little fool."

Wang Yunxiao ruffled her hair and spoke seriously, "All that just now was a lie. Your dad here is too busy taking care of his brothers’ every need to have any leisure to keep you company raising a cat or telling you stories."

"Shut up!"

Zhou Qing gritted her teeth and said, "Even if you were lying, you shouldn’t say it out loud!"

"It’s already been said."

"Take it back!"

"Can’t take it back." 𝗳𝚛𝗲𝕖𝕨𝕖𝗯𝚗𝚘𝕧𝕖𝗹.𝗰𝗼𝕞

Wang Yunxiao, uninterested in arguing with her, turned to leave.

Zhou Qing took a quick step, jumped on his back, and strangled his throat with the rope in her hand, "Take it back take it back take it back!"

On the other side, Youtiao was carrying the luggage, supporting the weak Chen Yan as they left the sickroom, and looked up to see the scene of Zhou Qing being swung around while hanging on Wang Yunxiao’s neck, completely stunned.

This big brother of yours...

Had a thousand words in his heart, but couldn’t utter a single one.

"Let’s go."

Wang Yunxiao, with skin as thick as a city wall, maintained his composure without batting an eyelid.

"First, let’s send Zhou Qing back to school, and then we’ll head back to the Special Service Bureau."

Chen Yan rubbed her temples and said softly, "If you don’t plan to marry her, don’t lead her on. Such hugging and cuddling, what would people think if they saw it?"

Who’s leading her on!

Wang Yunxiao lowered his head and gave Zhou Qing a back throw, pulling her off him: "Did you hear what your Sister Chen Yan said? What kind of behavior is girl’s hugging and cuddling? You want to be on the newspapers or what?"

Zhou Qing’s face was flushed, her eyes brimming with unshed tears as she grabbed Wang Yunxiao’s collar and pouted, "Then take back what you said just now!"

"Which part?"

"The part where you said it was all a lie!"

"Fine, I take it back."

Children really are hard to please.