King of All I Survey
When an alien ambassador crash-lands in Tim's backyard and demands, 'Take me to your leader,' the 12-year-old does what any kid would do: he points to himself and says, 'That's me. I'm the King of Earth.'Now, thanks to a hastily signed treaty (and a promise to hand over Jupiter), Tim's got an armory of world-ending alien tech, an invulnerable Planetary Base in his backyard treehouse, and one tiny problem: nobody told him ruling a planet would be this hard. Between conquering Earth, fending off hostile fleets, outsmarting intergalactic bureaucrats, and explaining his absences to his Trekkie dad, Tim's in way over his head. But if he can't bluff his way through alien diplomacy fast, humanity might end up as collateral damage."King of All I Survey" is a fun, heart-pounding sci-fi adventure where one kid's lie decides the fate of Earthand homework is nothing compared to intergalactic war.
- C.180: A King’s Regret
- C.179: Meltdown! No, not that Kind
- C.178: Destroyer of Worlds
- C.177: A Warning of Planetary Destruction
- C.176: Reunions
- C.175: A Broken Man Revived
- C.174: A Disillusioned General
- C.173: Why the Rest of Ukraine Wasn’t as Easy as Crimea
- C.172: The Uncertainties of a Fair Trial
- C.171: Tim Takes Russia
- C.170: There is no Such Thing as Magic
- C.169: The Battle Plan
- C.168: Back Across the World to Ukraine
- C.167: Making the Case for the Universal Earth Concord
- C.166: Preparing to Address the Congress of the Republic
- C.165: Inspecting Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Plant
- C.164: Introducing Radiation Shields
- C.163: Issuing my Ultimatum on Ukraine
- C.162: Taking Back the Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Plant
- C.161: Our First Action in Ukraine
- C.160: Psychopaths as Leaders
- C.159: The CIA Asks for a Favor
- C.158: Can Frankenstein’s Monster Create a Doctor?
- C.157: An Introduction to Ukraine
- C.156: ’A Dangerous Shadow Army of Violent Criminals’
- C.155: What’s the Catch?
- C.154: Taking our Case to The People
- C.153: Inside the Health First Hospital
- C.152: De-escalations and Ultimatums
- C.151: The Children’s Crusade Rebuffed
- C.150: The Mexican Army Takes Mom Prisoner
- C.149: Fortifying our Defenses
- C.148: Preparing for the Army’s Arrival
- C.147: All the World’s a Stage in the Theater of the Absurd
- C.146: Getting a Definite Maybe
- C.145: Presenting My Case for World Domination
- C.144: Introducing the Universal Earth Concord
- C.143: Transferring our CIA Captives
- C.142: The Great Importance of Brussel Sprouts
- C.141: The Limits of Creation or Destruction
- C.140: King Solomon vs. King Tim
- C.139: A Red Herring
- C.138: A Meeting with the CIA
- C.137: Susan and Maribel Wrestle with Relationships
- C.136: Mom Loses and Finds a Part of Herself
- C.135: The Universal Co-op of Harmony and Friendship
- C.134: Do I Really Want the Power of Life and Death?
- C.133: The Language of Orangutans Fails Me
- C.132: Learning to Walk by Falling Down
- C.131: Learning to be in Two Places at Once
- C.130: So Many Worlds, So Little Time
- C.129: Welcome to the Matrix... Maybe
- C.128: Plotting Earth’s Path to Total Domination
- C.127: Maribel Becomes Mom’s Long-Lost Sister
- C.126: The Rafael Problem
- C.125: Galactic Trade Agreements and Loopholes
- C.124: Extracting Earth’s Maximum Value
- C.123: Limitless
- C.122: This Changes Everything... and Nothing
- C.121: I Laugh at Your Primitive Quantum Computing
- C.120: Game Over
- C.119: It’s Go Time
- C.118: Our Endgame Revealed
- C.117: OK, Here’s my Plan
- C.116: I Spend a Day at The Beach and the World Goes Crazy
- C.115: Getting Our Priorities Straight
- C.114: When Everything You Thought You Knew Was Wrong
- C.113: Researchers’ Resort
- C.112: Everybody Got Your Assignments?
- C.111: What if Colombia Does Attack?
- C.110: Maribel Plans Strategy with Guatemala
- C.109: We Can Find a Better Solution If New Problems Don’t Keep Coming
- C.108: Let’s Build a Factory
- C.107: Stacking the Odds in Our Favor
- C.106: Deal or No Deal?
- C.105: The Extraction
- C.104: Rolling Stones Soon Become Avalanches
- C.103: Tonight, There’s Going to be a Jailbreak!
- C.102: A Prison Inside a Prison
- C.101: When the Inmates Run the Asylum
- C.100: The Trompowsky Attack: Make Your Decision
- C.99: Did you Really Mean to Declare War?
- C.98: Mom Meets the Androids
- C.97: Let’s Go Flying
- C.96: Just Be Yourself, Unless you Can Be Superman..
- C.95: The Android Bodies are Ready
- C.94: Teaching an Old Dog..
- C.93: ...And our Health Plan Includes Eternal Youth
- C.12: The Grapes of Wrath Yield Bitter Dregs
- C.11: The Seeds of Despair Yield The Grapes of Wrath
- C.10: Sowing the Seeds
- C.9: How I Spent my Summer Vacation
- C.8: Basic Education
- C.7: An Amicable Settlement
- C.6: Opening Statements
- C.5: A Process of Discovery
- C.4: Are You Kidding? (...or Am I Kidding Myself?)
- C.3: Literally the Greatest Treehouse on Earth
- C.2: Super-Secret Headquarters Treehouse Fortress
- C.1: I’m in Charge Here