Journey to the West: Starting by taking Sun Wukong as my disciple!-Chapter 33 Xiaotian Dog

Sun Wukong left, and the Dragon King of the North Sea, Ao Shun, was the first to recover and said, "Big brother, are we still going to report the capture to the Heavenly Court?"

Ao Guang gave Ao Shun a look of exasperation.

"They just gave us eight flat peaches, and you still want to go after them? Do you even have a shred of conscience befitting our Dragon Clan?"

Ao Shun’s face turned bitter: "I don’t want to either, but what about Buddhism’s plan?"

"So what do you suggest we do? Exchange eight nine-thousand-year-old flat peaches for a magical treasure that none of us can use. Are we at a loss?"

Ao Ming: "We’re making a killing!"

"Not only did they not force us or destroy our Dragon Palace, but they also didn’t injure our Sea Tribe members, and even reminded me to distribute the allowance silver before leaving. Tell me, how are we supposed to file a complaint?" Ao Guang was also quite helpless.

You don’t have to go file the complaint, of course you’re not stressed standing there talking, you think you could do better, go ahead!

"Then what should we do?" Ao Shun also knew he was in the wrong and felt somewhat ashamed.

"Don’t do anything." Ao Guang calmed down.

Buddhism just said to investigate after the monkey arrives, so he’ll wait until there’s trouble to go file a complaint.

Thinking this, Ao Guang stood up and left.

"Big brother, where are you going?"

"To distribute the allowance silver!"

Ultimately, the flat peaches were allocated as two for each Dragon King, one for personal consumption to recover from injuries, and the other to be given to a favored child.

At Guan River Mouth, ever since the last extermination of Lingji, Yang Jian had been consolidating his realm as a Daluo Golden Immortal, with the area remaining in a state of lockdown.

But today, two sneaky figures ran out.

"Xiaotian Dog, you really know what to do!" The beautiful young girl praised as she looked toward the slender black dog beside her.

"Of course, didn’t you see whose dog I am!" The black dog spoke human words, a hint of pride on its face.

"Never mind the barriers set by the master, I even know what he ate from his farts!"

Yang Chan: "You’re absolutely disgusting!"

"We had a deal, you’re taking me for a big meal, and let’s get this straight beforehand, don’t try to fool me with crap!" Xiaotian Dog said.

"Don’t worry!" Yang Chan confidently patted her chest and said, "I guarantee you won’t be disappointed!"

The thought of that bowl of beef noodles from ten years ago truly made him yearn and dream about it. Who knows how she had endured these past ten years.

Thinking about it, Yang Chan was moved to tears.

Today, even the Heavenly King himself wouldn’t be able to stop her from going out to eat noodles!

Finally, she was out.

Liu Yanchang’s heart was about to leap from his chest with excitement. Originally just an ordinary Bhikkhu follower, Saint Zhunti suddenly one day said he would grant him a chance, to marry Yang Jian’s sister, Yang Chan.

He was told to wait here, and that as soon as she arrived, if he followed his words, he would certainly capture her heart. But who would have thought that the wait would last ten years.

Damn, to leave me hanging for so long; just wait until after we’re married and see how I deal with you!

Liu Yanchang thought resentfully as he lowered his head to tidy his clothes, making sure everything was in order.

"Mi..."

He raised his head to speak, but just then he saw Yang Chan dragging Xiaotian Dog into the clouds.

"...my mom!"

"Is this the place you were talking about?"

Xiaotian Dog was somewhat bemused looking at the restaurant, its décor was not even as good as those county town taverns he frequented when in human form.

"Don’t judge it by its humble décor, the food inside is something you’ll never forget in this lifetime!" Yang Chan unconsciously licked her lips.

"Is it really that miraculous?" Xiaotian Dog clearly didn’t believe it and walked in with an indifferent gait.

He was interested to see what was so special about this restaurant!

Upon glancing up, Shopkeeper Chen saw the duo of human and dog and smiled slightly before saying, "Sorry, pets are not allowed inside!"

Yang Chan quickly shook her head and said, "It’s not a pet."

Chen Nuo didn’t hesitate to say, "Sorry, our restaurant doesn’t sell dog meat, nor do we accept it!"

Xiaotian Dog: "..."

"I am the number one celestial dog in the Three Realms!" Xiaotian Dog barked excitedly.

"You can talk?" Chen Nuo raised his eyebrows.

"It’s here to eat too," said Yang Chan softly.

Well then, Chen Nuo nodded, these days even dogs and humans eat at the same table.

Chen Nuo glanced at the girl again and found her somewhat familiar. After thinking it through, wasn’t it Yang Chan who bought the beef noodles ten years ago?

Then this dog must be Xiaotian Dog, right?

Unexpectedly, it came back after so long.

"So it’s you!" Chen Nuo nodded at Yang Chan, "What would you two like to eat?"

Xiaotian Dog said arrogantly, "Bring all the delicious things here to me!

"Sorry, our restaurant doesn’t serve crap," Chen Nuo said indifferently.

"I don’t eat crap!" roared Xiaotian Dog.

He was the number one celestial dog in the Three Realms; eating crap was all part of his unsanctified youth!

"Our restaurant only allows one dish per person per day!"

"One dish?" Xiaotian Dog was stunned, then disdainfully said, "That’s not even enough to stick in my teeth!"

Chen Nuo said nothing more, after all, scarcity makes things valuable.

"Keep it down!" Yang Chan punched Xiaotian Dog on the head, then smiled slightly and said, "Shopkeeper, I’d like a bowl of beef noodles."

"We’ve added many new items to the menu, don’t you want to take a look?"

Yang Chan shook her head, declining.

After eating the beef noodles, that second brother of hers had brazenly claimed it was a natural talent. She simply didn’t buy it!

She had to taste the secret for herself!

"Hand over that menu to me!" Xiaotian Dog’s tone was still arrogant.

Chen Nuo wasn’t angry. He casually tossed the menu over, thinking that if the dog weren’t Erlang Shen’s pet, it probably would’ve been stewed several times over by now.

Seeing the dish names listed, Xiaotian Dog drooled with eagerness, everything looked so tasty, but it’s a shame only one could be ordered!

After pondering for a while, Xiaotian Dog pressed its paw on a dish and said, "This is the one!"

Chen Nuo looked and saw it was crispy fried chicken but didn’t move. Instead, he said, "Payment first!"

Yang Chan nodded, placed her hand on the crystal ball, and transferred one-tenth of her mana.

Xiaotian Dog jumped high onto the counter, extending its paw proficiently, and the next moment, its dog face was baffled.

"Shopkeeper, you’re not playing with me, are you?" Xiaotian Dog howled furiously!

"Eating a meal costs me a Golden Immortal magical treasure!"

Chen Nuo spread his hands, ignoring Xiaotian Dog’s emotions.

"Can’t help it, that’s the rule of our shop. The cost is random for each person; if you’re unlucky, who can you blame?"

"This is a rip-off, a rip-off!" Xiaotian Dog barked loudly, its dog face filled with righteous indignation.

"Shopkeeper Chen, I’m back again!" At this moment, a simple and somewhat sly voice suddenly came in, followed by the entrance of Tian Peng into the restaurant.

Seeing a dog and a young girl, Tian Peng was slightly startled.

"Yang Chan, Xiaotian Dog? What are you doing here? Could it be that Yang Jian is here too?"

Xiaotian Dog snorted coldly: "My master is in closed-door cultivation, striving for the Daluo Golden Immortal Realm!"

Tian Peng nodded and didn’t say anything more; he too knew about the earth-shattering incident from ten years ago.

Then he turned to Chen Nuo, smiled obsequiously, and said, "Shopkeeper Chen, I really owe you one from yesterday. If it weren’t for your two divine skills, I wouldn’t have been able to see you!"

Afterward, he spared no detail in recounting yesterday’s incident with Guanyin.