Invincible Dad-Chapter 667 Who did I offend_1
"I can go give the speech, too," Xu Lai said earnestly. "But I heard there’s supposed to be some on-stage interaction with Teacher Miao, which might involve physical contact. I don’t mind, though..."
"I’ll go!" Ruan Tang’s gaze hardened.
It wasn’t that she was worried Xu Lai might take advantage of Teacher Miao, nor was she jealous. She was just concerned about the potential scandal, since the young lady was still single. If word of this got out, how would she ever get married?
「Two o’clock in the afternoon.」
The parents of all thirty children had arrived. Even the rarely seen Qian Song and Luo Chu were sitting on either side of Qian Xiao. Fortunately, the auditorium was large enough to accommodate everyone.
Teacher Miao gave some polite remarks, praised each of the kindergarteners, and thanked the parents for taking time out of their busy schedules to come. Amidst warm applause, she invited Ruan Tang to the stage to talk about how to educate children and how to be friends with them. During her speech, she also led the parents and children in a fun, interactive game.
It didn’t take long, only an hour.
After the parent-child meeting ended, Luo Chu joked, "I was wondering why Teacher Miao didn’t ask me to give a speech. Turns out you stole my thunder."
"You don’t visit the school once in a blue moon, and you have the cheek to say that?" Ruan Tang chided.
Luo Chu was helpless. She really hadn’t been able to before. Guarding Chang’an City would take months at a time, and when she did get a few days off in rotation, she still had all sorts of personal affairs to handle, like cleaning up Qian Xiao’s messes. The little rascal used to be a real handful, causing all sorts of trouble; he was a truly unruly little tyrant. His behavior only toned down after Yiyi enrolled in the school.
Now, as Luo Chu’s belly was gradually growing, both she and Qian Song had been given a long vacation by the Martial Dao Association, considering her safety and other factors.
Luo Chu giggled, "Today’s May 20th. How do you plan to celebrate with your other half?"
"It’s already three in the afternoon. We’ll probably just take a walk by the sea near our home," Ruan Tang said helplessly. "What about you?"
"We’re planning on going back to Qian Xiao’s grandfather’s place."
"That’s a shame. Otherwise, I would’ve invited Yaoyao over to my place tonight for a barbecue and a hot spring soak," Ruan Tang said with regret.
"Indeed, what a pity," Luo Chu said, even more regretful. "I’ve always thought how great it would be if I were a man. I could take both you and Yaoyao into my harem and shower you both with affection equally."
"..."
Ruan Tang held her forehead. "Enough, Luo Chu, the kids are still here!"
「Elsewhere.」
Xu Lai and Qian Song walked shoulder to shoulder toward the exit. The conversation between the two men was much more mundane. They chatted idly, mostly about family. As for matters of the Martial Dao World, Xu Lai didn’t care, while Qian Song, who had cared too much in the past, was now deliberately trying not to dwell on it.
As the two families were about to part ways, Qian Song spoke up. "Let’s grab a drink sometime and get Liu Beiming drunk. That guy’s been floating on cloud nine ever since he got promoted to Vice Dean."
"With his alcohol tolerance, do we even need to try?" Xu Lai chuckled. "After a few drinks, he’ll be hugging a table leg and crying out his wife’s name."
Then, the two men shared a mischievous laugh.
...
Xu Lai held his wife and daughter’s hands, speaking softly, "My two fairies, where shall we go now?"
"Daddy, you and Mommy go have fun," Yiyi said sweetly. "I’ll go home to keep Auntie company. She doesn’t have anyone with her and must be very lonely."
It was a good thing Ruan Lan didn’t hear that. Otherwise, the backstabbing from her own niece would have left her heartbroken and unable to breathe.
It couldn’t be helped. Her bestie, Yu Xiaoxiao, had gotten a boyfriend a while ago, while Li Li, although also single, had jetted off to travel abroad.
"How about we bring her along and all go to the amusement park together?" Ruan Tang pondered. "I happen to have four complimentary tickets from a partner company."
"Sure," Xu Lai didn’t refuse.
Yiyi was even more thrilled, bouncing with excitement. She definitely preferred being with her dad and mom over her aunt.
「Half an hour later.」
At the entrance of East Sea City’s Starry Sky Amusement Park, located near the Dragon Vein of Mount Fu, Ruan Lan, dressed in a light green long dress and wearing sunglasses, was waving her hand frantically.
"I’m over here!"
After waving, Ruan Lan threw herself into Ruan Tang’s arms and sobbed, "Sis, I love you to death! I thought I was going to spend the whole day playing games again!"
"...Let go." Ruan Tang pushed her sister away with some annoyance.
"My dear niece, whatever you want to eat today, your aunt is paying!" Ruan Lan declared grandly, waving her hand with flair.
Ruan Tang looked at Xu Lai, her meaning clear. Did you give her money?
Xu Lai shook his head. He was broke himself, so he certainly had no money to bankroll his quirky, dramatic sister-in-law.
"Bet you can’t guess where I got the money, can you?" Ruan Lan’s lips curled into a smile. She was now a proper Array Master who could earn money with her formations.
And just like that, a Divine Gate Realm practitioner from the Martial Dao Association had paid her one million to craft a few jade slips engraved with Defensive Arrays. The requirements were simple: they had to withstand a single strike from a Ninth Grade peak expert. This request didn’t even require engraving the primary defensive Starlight Array.
Xu Lai and Ruan Tang didn’t press the matter and entered the amusement park.
There were a ton of visitors today, but Ruan Tang’s four tickets were VIP passes, allowing them to use priority lanes for many attractions without having to queue at all. In just three hours, they had gone on nearly every ride in the park. Yiyi had a wonderful time, her merry laughter ringing out constantly.
"It’s past six. Let’s head home," Xu Lai said.
"Mmhm, mmhm," Yiyi said reluctantly. "Dad, can we come back and play again next time? That haunted house was so interesting!"
Ruan Lan was speechless. She complained, "Could you show some respect for the staff in the haunted house pretending to be ghosts? You actually started flying and scared the bejesus out of them!"
"I’ll definitely show respect next time," Yiyi promised solemnly.
「As the sky grew dark.」
The lights of the entire East Sea City began to flicker on. For some reason, the night felt extraordinarily picturesque.
Of course, while some people reveled in joy, others wallowed in sorrow. For instance, in an abandoned factory on the outskirts of East Sea City, a man was bound by blood-red ropes and suspended upside down. His head was about 1.8 meters from the ground, putting his line of sight perfectly level with the sixteen elderly men and women before him.
The man hanging captive was Tan Chang. Yet, he felt neither panic nor confusion, instead maintaining a stoic calm.
"Are you experts from the Moon Clan?" Tan Chang asked grimly.
"Tan Chang, stop playing dumb," the First Waning Moon Elder of the Moon Clan said icily. "You’ve known for a long time that we were coming to Earth and even laid an inescapable trap for us. What’s with the act?"
The other fifteen Supreme Elders frowned in unison. The Human Race was truly cunning and deceitful, still putting on an act even at a time like this. But they had finally captured Tan Chang! He was not only Xu Lai’s right-hand man but also the Human Race’s strategist. Killing him would undoubtedly deal a heavy blow to their morale!
But he couldn’t be killed. They still needed to use Tan Chang to exchange for their hostage, the Crown Prince.
"???"
Tan Chang’s face was a mask of confusion.
When had he laid an inescapable trap? Why didn’t he know anything about it? Just last night, he was sleeping in his room, only to wake up this morning and find himself hanging immobilized in this abandoned factory. Who the hell had he, Tan Chang, pissed off to deserve this!!!
