Inventory of The Famous Scene: Starting from Emiya-Chapter 385 - 371: I am indeed the Goddess of Water—if you don’t believe me
[ "Defeat the Demon King! Subjugate the Demon King!"
Just then, Aqua’s voice came from not far away. When Kazuma and the others drew closer to look, they found Aqua giving a speech.
She claimed that the Demon King’s army was wreaking havoc in the town, and she had confirmed that many hot springs had already been poisoned!
"That’s right, the Demon King fears you, Axis Cultists. It’s not because I’m frustrated that I can’t soak in the hot springs that I used a trick to make it so you can’t soak either."
Hearing this, a young girl in the crowd asked with some confusion: "But I just finished soaking in that hot spring, and nothing happened! Oh!"
Aqua spread her arms wide and looked triumphant: "That is because I have already purified the poison from all the hot springs."
A burly man in the crowd seemed to recognize Aqua and hurriedly pointed at her: "It’s this woman! She turned the hot springs in town into ordinary hot water, deliberately causing trouble for everyone."
As soon as these words came out, everyone immediately began to suspect Aqua’s identity and accused her one after another.
"Everyone grab her! I thought something was strange. You want to scam us!"
"This is a new type of scam, isn’t it? What are you planning? We work so hard to make the world a better place!"
Looking at the restless crowd, Aqua was so anxious she was about to cry: "No, that’s not it! There really is a reason!" ]
[ .....]
〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"The Demon King’s army is indeed scared. Or rather, the whole world is probably afraid of you guys! With this pyramid scheme ability, who wouldn’t be afraid?"
"Hahaha, as expected of you, the representative of wisdom! Crazy self-exposure. How did you say your inner thoughts out loud? You just weren’t resigned to it."
Good lord! She purified all the hot springs and then exposed herself in public... Honestly, you are very likely to become the first god to be beaten to death by her own believers.
Everyone looked at Aqua with admiration. As expected of a goddess, she easily did what ordinary people could not do.
They had never seen anyone stupid enough to draw hatred onto themselves while giving a speech.
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〜Baka to Test: Summon the Beasts World〜
"A new type of scam..."
Yuuji froze on the spot when he saw this:
"Is there any scam method newer than your Axis Cult?"
Crap, I think I was a bit groggy from sleep just now! He actually saw this group of scammers saying that the idiot goddess Aqua is using a new scam method?
"How is this any different from Akihisa, the Idiot King, calling someone else an idiot..."
Akihisa, who was used as an example by Yuuji, hadn’t understood the meaning yet and pointed at himself with a blank face:
"Me??"
Looking at Akihisa, whose head was full of question marks, Yuuji patted the latter’s shoulder. Then the art style changed, turning into a hand-drawn style again:
"Akihisa, honestly, the Axis Cult suits you very well."
〜Grand Blue Dreaming World〜
"Speaking of which, we are a diving club. Should we worship Aqua usually? After all, she really is the Goddess of Water."
Looking at Aqua on the screen, Yoshiwara Aina happily began to ask for the opinions of Iori and the others.
But as soon as she asked this, everyone who was lively playing rock-paper-scissors-strip fell silent. Although worshipping Aqua might ensure safety, there was a huge probability that it would lower one’s intelligence!
Everyone was pondering which was more important: IQ or safety? Damn it... Why isn’t there a way to have the best of both worlds!
After exchanging glances, Iori and Kouhei nodded in tacit understanding and spoke in unison:
"This is clearly a drinking club! If you don’t believe it, drink this cup of Oolong Tea."
Saying that, they handed the Oolong Tea made of vodka and whiskey to Yoshiwara Aina. Obviously, they had made their decision... sure enough, IQ was a bit more important!
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[ Now she’s done it. Aqua was directly treated as a sinner, so she hurriedly asked Darkness next to her for help: "You’ve been standing there since just now, hurry up and say something for me."
"Say what we agreed on! I leave the Axis Cult to you! Say it, don’t be shy, hurry up!"
Aqua looked at Darkness with sparkling eyes, but Darkness also felt ashamed for Aqua. She lowered her head with a blushing face, afraid to see anyone, her voice pitifully small.
The onlookers couldn’t hear her at all. Seeing that things were about to get rowdy again, Aqua had no choice but to reveal her true identity.
"My name is Aqua. That’s right! I am the existence you revere, the Water Goddess Aqua!"
Hearing Aqua’s statement claiming to be a goddess, the scene instantly fell silent, as if shocked by this news. Everyone stared at her blankly.
And then...
"Are you kidding me! Even if you have blue hair and eyes, you can’t claim to be Lady Aqua. You will be punished!"
"Roll her up in a straw mat and throw her in the water! Since you are the Water Goddess Lady Aqua, it shouldn’t be a problem if we throw you in the water, right?"
"I think you’re here to destroy this hot spring town. You’re a minion of the Demon King’s army, aren’t you!"
Even the little girl who tricked Kazuma earlier shouted loudly at Aqua: "LIAR—!!"
After hearing the onlookers’ words, Aqua’s face stiffened visibly. Her pupils trembled constantly, and bean-sized beads of sweat kept sliding down her face.
"I’m telling the truth, I really am a GODDESS!!" ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Is Aqua trying to make me die of laughter? How is this different from shouting ’I am the Jade Emperor’ in the square and saying ’Venmo me 50 and I’ll make you an immortal’? Whoever believes it is a fool."
As the saying goes, mentally challenged children have more fun. Aqua is indeed a walking punchline. People from other worlds were all amused by Aqua.
In a place full of her own fanatical believers, not a single one could recognize her identity. This is hilarious...
A goddess who is treated as a liar by her own believers, even after revealing her identity, and who almost got rolled up in a straw mat and thrown into the water! This is unprecedented.
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〜Type-Moon World, ██████ Worldline, Chaldea〜
"..."
Looking at Aqua being treated as a liar, Dr. Roman and the others were speechless for a moment. What a pitiful goddess.
Da Vinci spoke up to complain:
"Honestly, what kind of image do they have of the Water Goddess in their hearts?!"
I don’t know what to say about these believers. They are clearly a group of fanatics who would drag even a roadside dog into the cult, yet they don’t even recognize the goddess they worship.
Dr. Roman hesitated a bit and said,
"Maybe gentle and considerate, full of responsibility, with a holy appearance?"
When he said this, he silently turned his gaze to Aqua... Very good, not a single trait matches.
If these believers knew that the goddess they have been worshipping is actually this Aqua in front of them, who looks a bit silly and is actually not bright either, their faith would probably collapse on the spot.
"Now it’s great. She’s directly considered by the residents to be one of the Demon King’s army!"
Fujimaru Ritsuka was silently speechless. Sure enough, like god, like believer.
〜A Certain Magical Index World, Academy City〜
Shirai Kuroko was filled with amazement:
"To be able to force a pervert like Darkness to become shy, Aqua is invincible!"
Darkness, who can have an episode in public without feeling shame, actually felt shy here, not even daring to lift her head.
Mikoto reached out to cover her face:
"Honestly... I still haven’t figured out where Darkness’s shame point is?"
Clearly, she was having her daily masochistic fits on the way here, acting euphoric and excited in places where she should feel the most shame!
Why is she getting shy now in this slightly normal scenario... Sigh, I really can’t understand a pervert’s way of thinking.
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[ At night, after returning to the inn, Aqua was a tearful mess again, lying on the table and wailing: "Waaah... I’m clearly the goddess here; it’s too much! ...Why do I have to be stoned by my believers!"
"Lady Aqua, please drink this and calm down!" Wiz handed over a cup of tea.
As a result, she was splashed by Aqua’s tears, and her body became transparent. She was almost purified again.
Aqua stopped crying: "I want to drink alcohol."
Just as the group was comforting Aqua, a clamor suddenly came from outside the window. Kazuma looked outside and was immediately stunned.
He saw that the residents had already surrounded the inn with torches, shouting constantly: "Down with the demon! Defeat the Demon King."
Aqua also leaned over to the window and looked out somewhat happily: "The believers must have believed what I said and came to find me!"
But as soon as Aqua revealed herself, she was discovered by the crowd below: "Found HER!! The hateful witch claiming to be the goddess... Kill the WITCH!!"]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"No wonder she’s called the Water Goddess, crying three times a day. Wiz has it too hard..."
Everyone looked at Aqua with black lines on their faces. They really couldn’t keep up with her brain circuit. One second she was crying her heart out, and the next second she suddenly said she wanted to drink...
With your passive ability to purify water sources, what is the difference between drinking alcohol and drinking tea? It all tastes like purified water anyway.
Besides, isn’t it only natural to be stoned for impersonating their worshipped goddess in front of a group of fanatics during the day?
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〜OVERLORD World〜
"..."
The Bone King, Ainz, looked speechlessly at Wiz, who was almost purified by Aqua’s tears. Why are you, an undead, getting so close to a goddess?
A goddess’s tears are much more effective than any holy water. Isn’t this just asking for suffering?
Wiz is indeed someone who walks on the edge of death every day. She’s clearly here for tourism, but if she told anyone, they would probably think she went on a grand adventure in some forbidden land!
And the extremely vicious kind at that. After all, coming for a hot spring vacation, how many times has she nearly died...
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