I'm Crushing on Gorgeous Faces in Variety Shows!-Chapter 410: This Performance... Was a Bit Cringeworthy
Shi Yuhuai had resigned himself.
Forced to "agree" with Guan Yu, Li Yang "cooperated" with him to pretend to lose a rock-paper-scissors game, allowing him to become the fourth person to draw a card and answer a question.
Everything went smoothly; everyone was helping, truly united in achieving great feats, determined to fulfill his "agreement" with Guan Yu.
This was probably the only time on the show where everyone was so united and their thoughts were so aligned.
He walked forward without any expression, drawing a card with a sense of resignation under the director’s guidance.
He took a look at the card.
"Please use an ABAB-style idiom in a sentence and communicate with the thinnest guest."
"No way, this question is so easy?"
"The difficulty just suddenly dropped."
"This is way too easy; I can come up with three such idioms right now."
Compared to the previous question starting with the word "cai," this one was excessively simple.
Shi Yuhuai stared at the question card, lost in thought.
Guan Yu noticed something was amiss and quickly spoke up, coughing twice.
"That forcibly twisted melon~~ is really sweet~~ Brother Huai, how come you’re so sweet~~ sweeter than honey, sweet to the heavens~~"
"..."
Shi Yuhuai gritted his teeth, expressionless and dryly spoke to the camera: "This question is really too difficult for me; I truly can’t do it."
The director’s eyebrows twitched: "This question is too difficult? Can’t do it?"
"Can’t do it."
"Really? Brother Huai, are you sure?"
Shi Yuhuai looked at that simple question card, and three questions came out; for this question, he felt very confident, able to come up with three answers earlier.
He hesitated for a moment and said, "Actually..."
"Cough, cough! Sweet! You’re too sweet! Tiantian!"
"...Yes, director, this question is too difficult, I can’t do it."
Director: "Okay, Shi Yuhuai failed to answer the question and became the third eliminated, automatically grouping with the two before him."
Shi Yuhuai trudged heavily towards Guan Yu, who welcomed him with a skirt lift gesture.
Mu Qiu sat nearby with the luxury group, sighing and shaking her head.
"It’s practically a human tragedy— Brother Huai was forced to act dumb, and it’s so obvious that even a director can see through it."
"Speaking of which," Guan Yu sprang up and whispered to Shi Yuhuai, "Brother Huai, your acting is too stiff; the director can easily tell we’re cheating!"
Shi Yuhuai: "Do you think he’s blind or deaf, not seeing that this is cheating?"
"...It’s just too obvious; he could’ve pretended not to notice."
Shi Yuhuai sneered coldly, extending his hand: "You show us how to do it, please."
Mu Qiu immediately sat up straight, anticipating a brilliant moment.
Guan Yu got her stage and time and felt no embarrassment, lifting her skirt and stepping out boldly.
Li Yang stretched his hand to block others from behind: "Come on, let’s give her the stage."
Then he specifically advised the three newcomers: "Be careful she might hit you if her movements are too big. If she continues nonstop, seize the chance to disrupt her without hesitation."
Qiu Shuang laughed heartily: "Got it. As long as she has a stage, she can sing solo all the way."
Jiang Lu raised an eyebrow, his fox-like eyes lifted, lips curled slightly, with an air of mischief, and even the words were teasing.
"Will it be over-the-top?"
Li Yang: "Beyond measure."
The ostentatious person stood in the middle, and all cameras moved to focus on her.
Guan Yu coughed with a showy gesture, dropped the heavy skirt, and picked someone to cooperate with her performance.
"Director, give us a countdown."
The director cooperated well, glanced at the timer, and shouted: "Countdown starts, fifty-nine, forty-six, thirty-three..."
"..." Guan Yu was speechless for a moment, then immediately clenched her fists by her chin, looking shy and flustered, spinning while speaking, "What to do, what to do?! Time is running out, but my mind is blank right now!"
"What to do?! Only ten seconds left! I can definitely think of it, I definitely can!"
She spun around four or five times, and the countdown ended, her expression turning dejected and saddened: "Boo-hoo, I could’ve thought of it, so sad, I’ve got the answer in my head now."
The whole scene remained silent.
Mu Qiu gulped: "This performance... I can only say, it’s slightly greasy."
Qiu Shuang: "Maybe more than slightly."
Shu Ran: "It’s extremely greasy. But Brother Huai could act it out! The effect would definitely be good! Just try a segment like this, Brother Huai!"
Li Yang’s eyes were twitching: "Too eye-watering, too eye-watering, too eye-watering!!!" 𝒻𝑟𝘦𝘦𝘸ℯ𝒷𝑛𝘰𝓋ℯ𝘭.𝘤𝘰𝘮
Shi Yuhuai directly closed his eyes.
To seriously do that, he’d rather drop dead on the spot.
However, Wei Yi seemed a bit uneasy and embarrassed: "Why do I feel, I’m being implied here?"
"You’re not as greasy as her," Mu Qiu patiently comforted the fair-skinned newcomer, "She definitely isn’t implying you... You look so fair."
Wei Yi looked at her blankly: "Huh?"
How did the topic change so abruptly?
"You’re cold white-skinned, and even glowing..."
Wei Yi gave a dry laugh, quickly glancing at Cheng Zhirang smiling there, leaned closer to her, said: "Brother Cheng seems to be watching you."
After speaking, he immediately moved away.
Mu Qiu: "..."
She hadn’t even finished saying "glowing red."
She touched her nose and sat properly, not verifying if Cheng Zhirang was really watching her, but just looking honestly at Guan Yu in the center.
Guan Yu was persuaded back unwillingly to her bare chair, looking at them with a resentful spirit.
Qiu Shuang was the fifth to draw a card and answer a question, and he and Jiang Lu competed in hand speed, losing with paper to Jiang Lu’s scissors.
Standing at the center at this moment was a great exposure opportunity.
A remarkable show had just ended, and the attention would increase significantly here. Plus, it’s a good chance to give it a try and see if he could end up grouped with the people he wanted.
Two teammate choices were already considered seriously before coming to the show.
Walking to the card box, he smiled at the approaching camera, directly pulling out a card without hesitation.
"Please use an idiom containing three kinds of natural phenomena in a sentence and use it to describe the best-looking male guest."
The best-looking male guest...
Clearly, this tests judgment right??
Guan Yu was eager to stir up trouble: "I vote for Teacher Jiang Lu!"
Wei Yi: "I vote for Brother Cheng."
Shi Yuhuai: "Vote for Teacher Jiang Lu."
Mu Qiu: "...To ensure our votes don’t affect the contestant’s judgment, I’ll also vote for Brother Cheng."
Cheng Zhirang’s eyebrows relaxed, looking at her with a smile.
Mu Qiu sat upright, seemingly unfazed, as if she was merely trying to balance the votes.
Now, who should be chosen? This question was returned to Qiu Shuang.
He smiled at Jiang Lu, first offering an apology.
"Brother Cheng is from my company; we’re more familiar. Sorry, Brother Jiang Lu."
Jiang Lu waved his hand, with considerable interest looking at Cheng Zhirang.
