I'm Crushing on Gorgeous Faces in Variety Shows!-Chapter 409: Brother Huai: I’m Very Sweet

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Chapter 409: Chapter 409: Brother Huai: I’m Very Sweet

As they were discussing, the classic fishing rod camera quietly approached. Compared to its previous slightly shaky appearance, the camera was much steadier this time around.

The camera stealthily stretched towards Guan Yu’s skirt. Its color blended very cleverly with the fluffy hem, almost as if it were the tenth member of the meeting, diligently recording their cheating process by Guan Yu’s skirt.

After Cheng Zhirang made a suggestion, the site fell into a prolonged silence.

Then, people started to speak one after another.

Guan Yu: "Brother Cheng, you’ve picked up some bad habits too."

Jiang Lu: "So, you’ve been studying acting so diligently for this moment?"

Li Yang: "I’m doomed. From now on, besides guarding against Mu Qiu, Sister Guan Yu, and Sister Shu Ran, I also have to watch out for Brother Cheng."

Qiu Shuang: "I reviewed the first three episodes before coming, Brother Cheng, you weren’t like this."

Mu Qiu maintained a smile throughout, ignoring the "it’s definitely you who led Brother Cheng astray" looks from others.

On the scene, a single innocent child nervously asked, "How should we act?"

Guan Yu looked at Wei Yi and asked, "Have you never acted before? Are you very nervous? Do you feel like there are a lot of big shots here and you have no chance at all?"

Wei Yi nodded vigorously.

"How about this, sister will give you a simple, feasible, and easy-to-learn path?"

Wei Yi hadn’t responded yet when Li Yang patted him on the shoulder.

"From my painful experience, I advise you, believe in anyone, just not the three women here."

The three women tilted their heads and stared at him.

Li Yang looked left, looked right, looked at the sky, looked at the ground, but didn’t look at them.

Guan Yu gave him a glance and then turned back to smile sweetly, whispering to Wei Yi.

"Actually, I haven’t finished my proposal. We can control the grouping order, but to prevent everyone from choosing Brother Cheng’s team, which would create too much disparity between groups, I think we should unify our opinion."

Wei Yi: "What?"

"Let’s set a rule; there are just three female guests, so each group will have one, then you guys can divide into the girls’ teams yourselves.

For example, you and I are already automatically a group now, our group still needs one more guy, so the next one to be eliminated must be a guy who wants to join our group."

This messed-up game rule automatically forms groups based on elimination or survival order. If played seriously, the final group could end up being all high-level players.

In that case, it’s very unfriendly for someone like her who is already in the danger zone.

To avoid finishing last this episode, her brain was already working overtime.

"So, what do you guys think?"

Cheng Zhirang and Jiang Lu nodded, and the others also said okay.

Guan Yu gave a mischievous smile: "In that case, who would like to come to our Makabaka camp next? Join me, and become the reserve force for victory?"

A breeze blew, and there was collective silence.

Mu, the currently sole survivor, Qiu sent a mocking message.

"Tsk tsk, it’s so quiet that I can hear the sound of some people’s hearts shattering."

Guan Yu gloomily looked at the circle of male guests.

Li Yang pretended to adjust his suit, Shi Yuhuai turned his head, Cheng Zhirang lightly coughed while looking down, and Qiu Shuang and Jiang Lu started chatting about anything.

All avoided her gaze.

"Great," Guan Yu stood up straight, clapped her hands, and blatantly lied, "Since everyone wants to pick me, I will begrudgingly accept, but there are too many people wanting to join our group. I’ve decided to choose the chosen one. Brother Huai, it’s you."

Shi Yuhuai immediately took two tactical steps back and even had the impulse to run.

But Guan Yu had foreseen his trajectory, lifted her skirt, and rushed over to cling onto his arm, hanging herself on him.

"Brother Huai, just give in! Today you’re destined to be in my group!"

Shi Yuhuai’s whole body rejected: "A forced melon isn’t sweet."

"Whether it’s sweet or not, only I know. The point is, I’m not fond of sweet things. I like sour, bitter, and spicy!"

"...Then I’m very sweet."

"Coincidentally, what I just said was a lie, I actually love sweet things! Especially this kind of forced sweetness!"

"I refuse."

"I said it’s forced; do I care whether you refuse?! The more you refuse, the better, fitting right into the theme of forcing!"

"..."

Shi Yuhuai accepted his fate and closed his eyes.

[Brother Huai, just how sweet are you? Tell us / dog head]

[Although it wasn’t shown on the surface, it’s clear Guan Yu is really determined to work hard this episode]

[As expected, when threatened, Guan Yu becomes a brain power player]

[Shocking! What drives a certain program guest to cheat openly?!]

[Brother Huai, you are the sweetest! Super sweet, sweeter than honey, sweeter than the heavens and the earth!]

[Hahaha oh my gosh! Brother Huai is forced to say such things, how much does he not want to be in Guan Yu’s group]

[Guan Yu: Am I not worthy?]

[Brother Cheng actually looked down, is he waiting to be in Mu Qiu’s group?]

[Brother Cheng has picked up bad habits and started actively cheating]

[It’s currently normal for Brother Mei Yan and Mu Qiu to interact, just like before]

[Brother Cheng, you weren’t like this before, can you face the trust the director had in you / dog head]

[Why does "I’m very sweet" lose its adorable feeling when said by Brother Huai, and only sounds fierce]

[Brother Huai: I’m very sweet, don’t touch me]

[Why does Guan Yu want to team up with Brother Huai? Brother Huai isn’t even that good at acting]

[I can’t figure it out either; if they really team up with Brother Huai, then none of them are professionally trained, they surely can’t compete with the other two teams in the end]

[I still want to see Mu Qiu and Guan Yu in a group]

[Judging by Guan Yu’s crisis awareness this episode, I think she must have a follow-up plan]

[Among the remaining male guests, Brother Cheng is likely to team up with Mu Qiu, Qiu Shuang might want to team up with Brother Cheng, Jiang Lu and Shu Ran, Li Yang will form a group, just right, two actors with one non-actor]

[Guan Yu probably slid on her knees, hahaha, I’m dying of laughter]

[Why do you have to group like this? Isn’t randomly assigning according to the game rules good enough? Isn’t this awkward?]

[You can tell Li Yang is really hurt hahaha]

[Stop discussing, the director already knows, and so do we]

[Oh no, the camera has been spotted by Brother Cheng]

[Brother Cheng looks at the camera aaaah what a handsome face!]

[Guan Yu ran away, leaving only the camera standing there, too obvious]

[I can actually see the four words "dazed and dumbfounded" from a camera]

[Add some text to the camera—!! Can you see me?!]

[How could Guan Yu run so fast in a Victorian dress and dash forward to hug his leg, it made my heart race, worried the skirt would fall off leading to unbroadcastable scenes]

[The key is this is live, they can’t even blur it in time hahaha]

[Qiu Shuang, talk more! Make the show livelier! The Talcum Powder fans are watching you!]

[One is Shufu Jia, the other Talcum Powder, did my Frog Prince not pay up?]

[Aaaaaa Jiang Lu is the epitome of a charming male lead!]