I'm Crushing on Gorgeous Faces in Variety Shows!-Chapter 334: I’ll Send You a Red Envelope

Obviously, Shi Yuhuai doesn’t quite know.

But it’s okay, Mu Qiu and the others gathered around Shi Yuhuai, deciding to help him win these two strings of Palm Treasure.

After all, from what it looks like now, this game is absolutely! Hilarious!

Shi Yuhuai started: "Tie Dan and Xiao Hua are childhood sweethearts... your turn."

Lin Banyan struggled to continue: "They have a great relationship, always went to the same school from childhood to adulthood, and have always been desk mates... your turn."

Shi Yuhuai lowered his head in deep thought for half a minute before continuing: "One has good grades and the other bad, so Tie... Tie Dan’s mom invited Xiao Hua to tutor him... your turn."

When they said the words "your turn," both were equally relieved, taking half a minute to stumble through the previous sentences, these words simply rolled off their tongue.

Guan Yu clicked her tongue and shook her head: "This story isn’t very exciting, not dramatic at all. The audience has no desire to continue listening, Brother Huai, moreover, it’s stuttering and faltering, barely... barely..."

"Like a difficult childbirth," Mu Qiu said.

Guan Yu tilted her head to look at her, clapping twice in reverse: "Very accurate description."

Shi Yuhuai frowned, looking at Mu Qiu after Lin Banyan finished saying, "After tutoring, Tie Dan’s grades improved significantly."

His gaze was clear, expression sincere, not saying a word, then he handed his phone to her.

"...What’s the meaning? What’s the implication? Cheating in public isn’t good, right?!

She looked back innocently, not taking the phone, then Shi Yuhuai pushed it forward a bit.

"Help me out."

"Isn’t it inappropriate?"

"I’ll send you a red envelope."

"Deal!"

Mu Qiu quickly took the phone. Seeing this, Guan Yu exclaimed twice, "Well, if you’d said you’d send a red envelope earlier, I could help too. I’ve watched quite a few dramatic TV dramas!"

Mu Qiu shook her phone: "Seize the opportunity and earn the red envelope~"

Guan Yu rolled her eyes at her.

Clearing her throat, she pressed the phone to her ear, thought for a moment, and changed the direction of the story of Tie Dan and Xiao Hua.

"Tie Dan’s grades got so good that Xiao Hua’s parents praised him daily, leaving Xiao Hua neglected, which sparked a rebellious mindset. So on a dark windy night perfect for doing problems, she confessed to Tie Dan."

Lin Banyan, not quite used to this sudden twist, took a moment before awkwardly saying: "Tie Dan rejected Xiao Hua, citing academic impact from a relationship..."

Mu Qiu: "... Xiao Hua insisted on affecting his studies, demanding that he agree, or they would end their friendship."

At this point, how could he refuse?!

Lin Banyan probably understood this, so the next line became: "Tie Dan agreed with Xiao Hua, and they secretly started dating... your turn?"

It was evident that she wasn’t very skilled at this.

Mu Qiu took up the task: "Unknowingly, Xiao Hua developed genuine feelings for Tie Dan, growing to like him more and more. Until one day, after experiencing several bloody events, both families discovered that Tie Dan was actually Xiao Hua’s brother!"

Lin Banyan: "......" She couldn’t continue this plot.

Shi Yuhuai gave Mu Qiu an approving glance.

After stumbling for a while, the opposite side finally pieced together a flat plot: "This situation made both Xiao Hua and Tie Dan very upset, and in despair, they had no choice but to break up."

"Just after their breakup, both parents discovered another matter—the kids had been switched at birth in the same hospital all those years ago, and they weren’t biological siblings. But by then, Tie Dan’s biological parents informed him he was already engaged."

At this point, Lin Banyan found her rhythm: "On one side is the childhood sweetheart deeply in love, Xiao Hua, and on the other, an engaged young lady. Tie Dan was caught in a dilemma. Ultimately, he decided to follow his heart and went back to find Xiao Hua."

Mu Qiu picked up seamlessly: "But when he went to find Xiao Hua, he discovered that she had moved and left the place.

Due to the mix-up between the two families’ children, Tie Dan’s previous parents felt they couldn’t face the child they had raised for years being someone else’s, so they left that saddening place."

"Tie Dan was devastated. He stayed at Xiao Hua’s former home, surrounded by people who were familiar yet strange, burdened with the family’s task and engagement, while the one he loved deeply had left wordlessly."

"So he turned dark. After mastering the family power, he found Xiao Hua, imprisoning her by his side, and at the same time, treating the fiancée with affection for the family’s influence, which Xiao Hua saw."

Lin Banyan: "So, so did Xiao Hua turn dark too? She wanted to escape this love and jumped from a building on a sunny day..."

"She initially thought she was surely going to die, but when she opened her eyes, she found herself unharmed. It was then that Xiao Hua discovered she had the bloodline of the Phoenix lineage!"

Lin Banyan let out a confused to shocked sound: "Huh???"

Dramatic, awfully dramatic.

Straightforward like Shi Yuhuai couldn’t help but want to applaud her.

Guan Yu clapped her hands close to her ears, letting her clearly feel the admiration for her skills.

Mu Qiu tossed her hair, raised her chin, striking a "I’m so great, did I say anything?" proud pose, handing the phone back to Shi Yuhuai.

"The cheating ends here, Brother Huai, you can freely improvise the rest, the drama quota is definitely filled."

Shi Yuhuai was pleased: "I’ll send you the red envelope later."

"Alright, dear customer, feel free to contact me with such needs in the future, I have 99 more dramatic combos here!"

Guan Yu shook her head, indicating disapproval: "Brother Huai, it’s like using one big red envelope to buy two stings of Palm Treasure, is it worth it?"

Mu Qiu cheerfully made a counting money gesture: "When you watch others eating while you can only chew on meat at night, you’ll know if it’s worth it or not."

"......"

Li Yang poked his head out from behind: "How about I also book a set of this cheating service?"

Mu Qiu: "Sure! I can tailor-make the most rebellious, speechless package for you! Pricing is fair, 250 with no haggling!"

Li Yang: "Greedy merchant raising prices on the spot, goodbye."

Mu Qiu pouted and tilted her head, listening to Shi Yuhuai continue the "perfect" plot she had just planned.

"Xiao Hua couldn’t believe she encountered such a special event, finding hope amidst her despair."

Lin Banyan: "Senior, otherwise... tell me first, how do you want them to develop?"

Shi Yuhuai only said two words: "Whatever."

Lin Banyan: "Got it somewhat. In a moment of impulse, Xiao Hua went back to Tie Dan, demanding to know if he loved her, if not, she’d leave him forever and go somewhere no one could find her. If he still loved her, she’d..."

Shi Yuhuai confidently continued: "She’d jump off the building together with him, leaving this confining place behind, imprisoning him too, and tutoring his studies."

Mu Qiu’s mouth dropped: "......"