I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!-Chapter 10 - I’m treating constipation, why are you giving me enteritis relaxant?
10 Chapter 10 I’m treating constipation, why are you giving me enteritis relaxant?
Translator: 549690339
The Priest Guild was flooded with noise.
Qian Baifeng was wiping his sweat while making his way to the innermost part of the guild.
Most of the people around him were professionists, which made him cautious.
In the outside world, he was a widely known multimillionaire.
He owned two factories and four or five houses.
But here, he was just an ordinary person.
If he offended a professionist and got beaten up, he’d consider himself lucky.
“A58, A58, it’s your turn!”
Qian Baifeng’s eyes lit up, and he quickly walked over.
“This must be the old Chinese medicine doctor the group talked about… Why are there so few people around here?”
He was a little confused, but he was already here, he couldn’t be tricked, could he?
He looked up to see: A traditional Chinese medicine doctor turned priest, specialized in treating constipation caused by various reasons, guaranteed to relieve you…
“This must be the place.”
“Those who can rent therapy rooms in the Priest Guild should be professionists, they might be pretty skilled…”
Qian Baifeng hesitated for a moment, but knocked on the door anyway.
“Come in.”
A slightly hoarse voice came from inside, Qian Baifeng straightened his clothes, put on a smiling face, and pushed the door open.
“Doctor, hello…”
“Please sit.”
With a “creak”, the door of the medical clinic next door, run by Lu Mengmeng, opened. Just like a thief, Lu Mengmeng scurried over.
“This guy must have a secret, hmph!”
“What kind of priest can’t heal!”
“I, Lu Mengmeng, will expose your fake priest identity!”
In the temporary treatment room, Zheng Cheng, wearing a white coat and a mask, intentionally lowered his voice and said, “Please sit.”
Qian Baifeng sat down ceremoniously, only half of his butt on the stool. He hesitated, “That…doctor, I…I saw your sign, you are specializing in constipation treatment, right?”
Zheng Cheng nodded, “Correct.”
Only then had Qian Baifeng slightly relaxed, he vented, “Doctor, I have a lot of social engagements usually, almost eating meat every night.”
“Half a year ago, a friend recommended me to eat at a restaurant run by a professionist… I don’t know what I ate, but ever since then I’ve been constipated!”
“At most, I nearly didn’t go to the bathroom for over a month.”
“I always feel the need to, but can’t push anything out, you can’t imagine how horrible it was.”
“Over the past six months, I have seen many doctors, both western and Chinese medicine, the medication had some effect at first, but now it doesn’t work at all…”
“Doctor, you have to save me, I haven’t…I haven’t…”
Zheng Cheng raised his hand and said, “I roughly understand your situation, come, follow me.”
“Huh?”
Qian Baifeng stood up dumbfoundedly, where was he going?
A traditional Chinese medicine doctor turned priest, shouldn’t he be checking pulses first?
Zheng Cheng opened the door, leading Qian Baifeng towards the innermost part of the guild.
Behind the two of them, Lu Mengmeng quietly followed.
Qian Baifeng nervously asked, “Doctor…where are we going?”
“You’ll know when we get there.”
A few minutes later, they arrived at a corner.
“A toilet?”
Qian Baifeng was confused, “Doctor, why are we here…”
“Of course, it’s to treat your constipation.”
Zheng Cheng gave a slight smile, taking out a green box from his white coat pocket, then took out a medicine.
He picked out six small bullets of medicine and handed them to Qian Baifeng.
Qian Baifeng stood there, stupefied. He clearly saw the green medicine box in Zheng Cheng’s hand.
“Intestine Calm?”
“Doctor, isn’t Intestine Calm for treating gastroenteritis, how…”
Zheng Cheng said, “Who told you that? Here, it is used to treat constipation.”
“What, you don’t believe me?”
“I…”
Qian Baifeng was startled, he quickly shook his head, “How, how could I…?”
“I… I’ll eat it…”
Qian Baifeng took the Intestine Calm, frowned, and put it into his mouth.
Anyway, it was just Intestine Calm, it wouldn’t kill him.
“Go, drink the water from this faucet.”
“Oh, okay…”
With a glum face, Qian Baifeng went in. He had initially planned to hide the medication beneath his tongue.
After Qian Baifeng finished the medication, Zheng Cheng examined him again, and indeed, Qian Baifeng had swallowed the medication. He couldn’t help but nod.
“Go on.”
“Huh? Where to?”
“Obviously the restroom.”
Impatient, Zheng Cheng waved his hand, and Qian Baifeng, still looking dismal, headed into the restroom.
Damn it!
I will definitely complain to the Priest Guild about you when I get out!
A58, right? I’ll remember you!
Qian Baifeng went into the restroom, his face still glum. He had yearned to be here originally.
But now…
Unnoticed by him, behind his back, Zheng Cheng cast a spell called Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique on him!
“Alas, I’ve run into a quack doctor, I…”
“Gulp…”
Just then, a dull sound suddenly emitted from his stomach.
Qian Baifeng was taken aback, then he was delighted.
“This, this feeling, I…”
“Pfft…”
He hurriedly opened the bathroom door and squatted down.
“Ah…!”
A rush of heat, like a raging flood, gushed out.
The whole restroom immediately filled with a disgusting odor.
Outside the restroom, Zheng Cheng quickly walked away.
“Thank goodness I ran fast, otherwise…”
“Bang!”
Just as he rounded the corner, he bumped into someone.
Without thinking, Zheng Cheng caught a soft figure in his arms.
“You again?!”
Looking at the blonde beauty in his arms, Zheng Cheng asked in surprise, “Are you following me?”
Lu Mengmeng quickly struggled free, shouting angrily, “Who’s following you! Can’t I use the restroom?!”
“The restroom?”
Zheng Cheng, with a strange expression on his face, stepped aside: “Go ahead.”
“Hmph~”
Lu Mengmeng made a soft, indignant sound and walked towards the restroom, as proud as a swan.
After a few steps, she suddenly stopped walking.
From the restroom, both men and women were running out, their hands over their mouths.
“The hell! It stinks so bad!”
“Who’s been making stinky tofu and canned fish in the restroom? It’s so bloody stinky!”
“I can’t stand it, make way…”
A few people scattered and passed by, leaving Lu Mengmeng baffled: “What happened, this…ugh…”
Having caught a whiff of the smell herself, she fled back in a most disorderly manner.
“What on earth did you do…”
Lu Mengmeng asked in surprise, she could remember the electronic banner on the door of Zheng Cheng’s treatment room.
Cure for constipation?
And that fat fellow who just went in?
Could it be…
A priest can cure constipation?
Zheng Cheng was both crying and laughing. Heaven knows he wanted to be a regular priest too.
In order to improve his skill proficiency, he had no choice but to resort to this method.
“So, would you like to give it a try too?”
Lu Mengmeng was startled and immediately scampered away.
“Do-don’t come near me, I-I-I’m healthy!”
“Help…!”
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