I Shall Cuck Everyone-Chapter 469: Dwarves Planet

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Chapter 469: Dwarves Planet

While we were inside our lounge, I suddenly heard a series of knocks on the door. When I went to open it, I saw an Asteken standing there. But this Asteken didn’t look mature; she looked like a minor. Though I don’t know much about Astekens’ standards, I’m pretty sure the one I’m looking at right now is a minor.

"You are...?"

"Hi, Mister. I am Nina’s younger sister. She told me to come pick you," the Asteken says.

"Oh, give me a few moments," I say, closing the door so I can get dressed.

"Oi, where are you going? Did you order one of those chicks again?" Alphonso asked. 𝕗𝕣𝐞𝐞𝘄𝐞𝚋𝚗𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗹.𝚌𝕠𝚖

"Nope. Wait, don’t tell me you also didn’t read the agreement?"

"What agreement?" Alphonso asked.

I began explaining everything Nina had told me.

"Holy shit! I had no idea about that!" Alphonso exclaimed, though his expression returned to normal shortly after.

"Good luck, man. I’m not ready to have kids now. I wanted one before, but I changed my mind the moment my stuff started working again. Besides, these crustaceans rarely leave their planet," Alphonso says, waving me off.

I followed Nina’s sister to Nina’s apartment. This world is pretty advanced— there are flying cars everywhere and massive skyscrapers. The only noticeable difference is that their cars are bigger than average.

When I got to Nina’s apartment, I saw her sitting in front of two large blue eggs, breathing heavily with slime-like fluids still on them. The moment she saw me, her eyes turned watery, which I learned is the Astekens’ way of blushing.

"Mister~" she mutters, trying to get up, but her body is still weak.

I move beside her and help her up, inspecting the eggs afterward. As they cooled, they hardened and turned a deeper shade of blue.

After talking with Nina for a while, she proposed that we sign the agreement, even though I tried convincing her that I might not visit often because I’m a busy person. But she said she wants me to be present in her babies’ lives, and besides, she doesn’t fancy mating around.

If she doesn’t have a mate, she would be forced to participate in mating festivals every season, and if she refuses, her babies will be taken by the government. After hearing her explanation, I agreed.

Aria, on the other hand, said she wasn’t interested when Nina called to ask her. It’s obvious she enjoys whoring around, which honestly makes me not want anything to do with her again.

Well, to make matters worse, I figured I shot blanks inside her. That means even though she managed to fertilize her eggs, they would die before they hatched. This is a toggle switch in my system meant as a deterrent to impregnating women everywhere. Sucks for her.

The reason I agreed to Nina’s proposal and promised to visit her is because Astekens’ life expectancy is about fifty to sixty years. Once they reach maturity, they stop aging, but their cells rapidly begin to die off after hitting fifty to sixty.

Before I left, Nina had already begun resting on her eggs, planning to incubate them with her body warmth instead of using an incubator. It clearly showed how attached she already was to them.

When I returned to the lounge, it was already nighttime. The following day, Alphonso and I began packing up, preparing to leave Astek.

"Well, where are we going next?" Alphonso asked, excitement showing on his face.

"Man, I wish I could continue this adventure, but unfortunately I have important things to take care of," I told Alphonso.

"Please! Just this last time, and I’ll continue the adventure on my own," Alphonso pleaded, and eventually I gave in.

"Sigh... then where are we heading next?"

Alphonso ran toward his bag, rummaged through it, and pulled out a long piece of paper.

"We are going to Maladon!" he said, excitement flashing in his eyes.

"Maladon? The planet with the majority of dwarves?" I asked, and Alphonso nodded.

"Ah, I’ve been there before and it wasn’t really the best. It’s not exactly a tourist location. It’s full of factories and jackass working dwarves, both men and women."

"Hehe, there’s a location where we can get hot dwarf girls!" Alphonso said.

"Deal then!" I replied, shaking Alphonso’s hands.

The next moment, we left the hotel and headed to a teleporter station. They checked our documents before letting us pass.

They asked for our purpose of visit, and we told them it was for business. After all, I couldn’t exactly tell them I came there just to mess around with hot dwarf girls. When they asked us to prove it, I simply showed them fifty million universal credits, and they let us pass without any further questions.

As we entered Maladon, I was left in awe by the grand architecture. This planet is so advanced that I began wondering why I don’t trade with them instead of relying on others. Even though Edgar Frost has the best tech, the dwarves are no pushovers either. Besides, Edgar Frost’s technology is ridiculously expensive, and the maintenance contracts tied to it are completely unfair.

To repair any fault, we would have to notify Edgar’s company and wait for them to send an engineer. It wasn’t something we could keep investing in for a large planet.

Guess I didn’t come here only for pleasure.

Every nook and cranny had teleport stations, which significantly reduced the need for cars.

I left the logistics to Alphonso and followed him to the place he chose. When we arrived, it looked like a large park filled with motels, clubs, and all kinds of cool attractions. Honestly, this place could easily pass as a vacation hub.

There were also plenty of tourists around. When we ventured deeper into a particular area that was basically a prostitute street, there were countless buildings lining the road, some displaying billboards of lewd hot dwarven girls.

"Jake! Isn’t this amazing? This place is where dwarves without partners come to quench their lust. It’s one of the biggest prostitute hubs in the world. There are about five hundred thousand active prostitutes here alone!" he revealed, a wide grin stretching across his face as he marched forward.

Sigh...