I Materialized the Cultivation Game-Chapter 88 - 78: The Demon Explodes Again! Loose Cultivator Representative Makes an Offering!
The call of Ming Di accompanied by the tearing sound of his Hanfu made everyone burst into laughter uncontrollably.
Did he actually notice which goose was eyeing his balls?
Those tourists didn’t stop recording videos on their phones.
Ming Di’s livestream audience was even more amused, indeed the same fate.
After a while, the ox returned to Patriarch Chen’s side. 𝚏𝕣𝕖𝚎𝚠𝚎𝚋𝚗𝐨𝐯𝕖𝕝.𝕔𝐨𝕞
The geese dispersed.
Only Ming Di was left standing there once again, stripped bare, his Hanfu in tatters.
His hands still firmly protected his balls, looking with lingering fear at the Lion-headed Goose still staring at him.
Indeed, the Lion-headed Goose with its long neck stretched out still stared at him, with a hint of wisdom in its eyes.
"Damn... I’ll remember you..." Ming Di shouted a remark at the Lion-headed Goose, and surprisingly, he nervously started running towards the Chen Family.
This time, he successfully protected his balls, but still dared not release his grip, which made the tourists burst into laughter again.
Ming Di truly felt a bit embarrassed.
Twice stripped by a group of geese, only he has experienced this across the entire internet.
However, when his assistant caught up, he saw that his livestream room had already surpassed 2000+ viewers online, making everything seem worth it.
He didn’t forget his storyline, promptly feigning anger as he spoke to his livestream audience, "This was a true miscalculation, defeated once again in the Chen Family, that Profound Frost Lion-headed Goose was really despicable. As a mighty Spiritual Beast, it attacked weaknesses specifically. When I return, I must craft a Magical Artifact to protect my balls; next time, I’ll break that goose’s beak..."
The audience in the livestream couldn’t help but tease:
"Then you must wear an iron crotch plate!"
"In the land of the rising sun, there’s a treasure to guard chastity, go fetch it..."
"..."
Ming Di suddenly began fumbling around himself, realizing something was missing.
Right, the Jade Bamboo Demon Flute, a Magical Artifact he specially crafted.
Forget it, let’s consider it destroyed in battle, there’s a spare, I’ll craft a few more when I return. Now, if I go back to find it, I’m afraid Patriarch Chen will send those Lion-headed Geese after me again, and I’m already unarmored, lacking much defense.
...
Meanwhile, Chen Han watched the disappearing figure of Ming Di running back to the Chen Family, his brow slightly furrowing.
Something’s off!
Because the task of displaying the family’s martial prowess to the public has not been completed yet.
Could it be that despite crushing the Demon Cult Demons so effortlessly, letting him flee without any resistance, it’s not considered a display of martial prowess?
Just how is this task supposed to be completed?
Thinking for a moment but unable to understand, he simply looked towards where Ming Di had been stripped, there a ball of light floated.
At least the Demon Path Demons dropped something, providing some comfort.
But upon approaching and seeing what was in the light ball, he was surprisingly stunned, it was yet another flute, moreover, that dark green color and shape looked very familiar.
Isn’t this Ming Di’s Magical Artifact, the Jade Bamboo Demon Flute crafted in the video?
Recalling the magical effect of the Beast Taming Flute, he casually stored it in the warehouse, and saw the remarks:
[Jade Bamboo Demon Flute: This is a failed Magical Artifact crafted by a Demon Path Demon, it possesses no significant power, its sole function is playing the four Immortal Melodies recorded on it by the Demon Path Demons, which can produce special effects: Dream Immortal +2!
Do you wish to extract the four Immortal Melodies?]
"???" Chen Han was somewhat dumbfounded, the abstract Magical Artifact Ming Di showed in the video turned into a real artifact?
Key thing is, the remarks on this Jade Bamboo Demon Flute are somewhat inconsistent.
Clearly stated as a failed artifact, yet it has a Dream Immortal +2 attribute.
Moreover, although the words "Dream Immortal" seem prestigious, but a Demon Realm creature having any relation to "Immortal," you dare to dream?
The key point, a Demon Path Demon crafted Demon Flute, yet recorded four Immortal Melodies, is there an issue with allegiances?
In Swordsmen of Shushan, Demon Path Demons cannot ascend to the Immortal Realm.
Looking at the prompt, he immediately chose to extract, he wanted to see just how Immortal these four melodies were.
Soon, four pieces of information streamed into his mind, including the music tracks and the technical requirements for playing them.
But upon seeing the four tracks, he couldn’t help but be astonished, these four tracks were actually "Eternal Love," "Immortal Sword’s Strange Fate," "Dreaming of Immortal Travel," "Desolate."
No wonder they’re called Immortal Melodies...
These four tracks really are Immortal, belonging to the type of music that strikes people’s souls even without lyrics, also used as BGM in countless Xianxia film and TV segments.
Previously Ming Di, riding the hype, had specially checked the other party’s Tiao Yin channel, it seemed these four melodies were the most popular videos.
So, Demon Path Demons recording four Immortal Melodies, is the system directly borrowing these four from Ming Di’s account?
Claimed Immortal Melodies, as a system, couldn’t you compose four original ones as a reward?
Never seen such a lazy system.
He could already understand why the remarks on the Jade Bamboo Demon Flute were so odd.
However, Ming Di did mention these four melodies have a high status in flute playing, many learn the flute specifically because of them, especially "Desolate," once the tune is played, one feels like they’ve instantaneously transformed into the Desolate Celestial Emperor.
And also "Immortal Sword’s Strange Fate," famously known as upon hearing this music, one feels they’re soaring on a sword, even wants to shout ’friend, lend me your sword.’
Moo moo!!
Youfu approached him, rubbing his arm with its head.
He sensed it, this little ox was seeking credit, like his junior sister, loving to seek credit.
"Good job." Chen Han smiled, patting its head.
