Father, Mother Escaped Again-Chapter 154
Due to the double blow of the two steamed buns, Xia Yuqing was sluggish for the whole day. So much that when Feng Tingye returned to the Xiefang Palace after handling the political affairs that night, what he came back to was Xia Yuqing frowning and sighing bitterly.
“What’s wrong with Ai Fei? Who made Ai Fei unhappy?” Feng Tingye couldn’t help but curiously ask when seeing her act so frustrated.
Xia Yuqing turned her head and glanced at Feng Tingye: “You, it’s you! Your good son and your good daughter made me unhappy!”
Xia Yuqing slumped her body forward, looking like a broken jar. The two brats really broke her heart…
The big baby playing next door heard Xia Yuqing’s unreasonable words and silently rolled his eyes. We are the children of His Majesty, but aren’t we also the children of the empress? Does Royal Mother not think before cursing? You deserve to be eaten to death by father!
Feng Tingye narrowed his phoenix eyes and raised a harmless smile of a big bad wolf abducting the white rabbit: “Ai Fei, are you dissatisfied with our little prince and little princess?”
“Yes, Your Majesty, you don’t even know…” Xia Yuqing placed her hand on the table. Becoming spirited, she was filled with righteous indignation, and struck up a small report of the two children.
Feng Tingye was a little bit dumbfounded after hearing it: “Ai Fei was angry because of the small matter that second baby didn’t say Ai Fei’s name first?”
“What small matter? This is a big event! I have always carried my baby everywhere teaching her to call me mother, yet in the end, this little heartless baby’s first call wasn’t me, but her brother, ooo, ooo …… ”
Separated by the partition of a wall, the eldest baby rolled his eyes again when he heard this. You only stayed with sister for a few days, while I have got along and stayed with my sister day and night since leaving mother’s womb. Of course, our relationship is deeper than the relationship between my sister and you. Humph~~~~
Xia Yuqing complained with tears in her eyes. Before the tears in her eyes could fall out, she was frightened back by the sudden sense of being lifted up.
“Your Majesty, what are you doing? Why did you pick me up suddenly?” Xia Yuqing reflexively hugged Feng Tingye’s neck, her eyes widened.
“What is Zhen doing?” Feng Tingye smiled naturally, “Naturally, comforting Ai Fei.”
“Comforting me?” How is carrying her like this comforting! ! !
“Isn’t Ai Fei dissatisfied with our little prince and little princess? It is my fault, so in order to atone for my sins and to comfort Ai Fei, Zhen decided to use his entire body to make up for it. Zhen will help Ai Fei give birth to a child who makes Ai Fei satisfied.”
“!!!” Xia Yuqing was stunned for a moment, and asked tentatively, “What if Ai Fei is satisfied with the next child, but Your Majesty isn’t… what should we do?”
“Ai Fei isn’t that a rhetorical question? Of course…continue to give birth.”
“!!!” Give birth? Give birth your sister, do you think this Lao Zi is a pig! ! !
Xia Yuqing laughed dryly: “Well, Your Majesty, Chen Qie is just joking. The two children are very well-behaved and very good. They are the children of you and Chen Qie, so naturally they are the best, hehehe…”
Feng Tingye raised his eyebrows: “It turns out that Ai Fei knows that they are our children. When Ai Fei taught them to speak, did Ai Fei teach them to call Zhen father?”
“…” Her original intention was to steal the two children and get them to call her, so how could she teach them to call this person father? It’s a pity that with all her calculations, she didn’t calculate that the two steamed buns would actually secretly communicate with each other, privately! ! !
“It’s a pity that Ai Fei finally had the opportunity to have them call Ai Fei before calling Zhen, but didn’t realize that with one wrong move, Ai Fei would be one step behind our little prince.”
“!!!” Ultra Seme Lord, after turning into a black-bellied beast, did you practice the legendary mind reading technique this time? It’s easy to be seen as cheating if you reveal too much!
“Ai Fei, you have everything written on your face, I naturally guessed everything.” Feng Tingye stared at Xia Yuqing’s slightly stunned face with a joking expression.
“…” At this moment, Xia Yuqing missed the invincible facial paralysis that she had before transmigrating.
She understood a little bit why Leng Ruofeng always likes to have a taut handsome face and release air conditioning. With a deadpan face, no one could see what he is thinking, and there would be no need to worry about revealing his emotions. Uh… why does she feel that she has accidentally touched the shy corner of the truth…
Understanding some of the truth, Xia Yuqing followed her instinct and her face tensed. She firmly refused to let Feng Tingye see any emotions on her face.
Feng Tingye was amused by her deliberately made serious face. Didn’t this girl know that her two big eyes could speak just as much if not better than her face?
“Ai Fei, give up struggling, even if your face is expressionless, I can still see what you are thinking.”
“How?” Xia Yuqing’s eyes widened suddenly, her facial paralyzed expression did not last a few minutes before it collapsed.
Feng Tingye laughed and leaned down slightly. He approached Xia Yuqing, and said ambiguously: “Because Ai Fei and Zhen have already linked our hearts, naturally Zhen knows what Ai Fei is thinking.”
“…” Ultra Seme Lord, can you be more shameless?
As the two of them spoke, Feng Tingye had already carried Xia Yuqing to the bedside, and just wanted to throw the person onto the soft bed. Unexpectedly, Xia Yuqing saw an opportune moment. Before being thrown onto bed, she quickly grabbed the bedpost beside the bed like an octopus, and refused to let go!
“Ai Fei, what are you doing?” Feng Tingye narrowed his eyes, staring at the obstructive bedpost, flashing signs of danger.
“Your Majesty… Your Majesty, Chen Qie have already said that the two children are fine, Chen Qie has no objection at all. It is good, very good. Chen Qie is very satisfied, so the emperor does not need to compensate. So…so Your Majesty will let Chen Qie go tonight? Chen Qie still has an appointment with Third Royal Sister tomorrow, and wants to go out with her!”
Ultra Seme Lord is a big beast. If he doesn’t do it, then that’s fine. But if he does do it, he would have to do it at least seven times a night. Doesn’t he know what temperance is? She doesn’t want to go out tomorrow with a sore back, woooo, please let her go! ! !
Feng Tingye hugged Xia Yuqing’s waist and coaxed her with a sweet smile: “Don’t worry Ai Fei, Zhen knows what to do. Zhen won’t hinder your plans to go out tomorrow.”
“…” If I believe you, then ghosts exist! Let go, don’t hold me! ! !
“Besides, Ai Fei is wrong. I am not trying to compensate Ai Fei by doing this kind of thing to Ai Fei. Instead, Zhen is punishing Ai Fei.”
Punishment?! Xia Yuqing’s movements became stiff, her eyes widened in disbelief. Looking at Feng Tingye, she whispered: “Punishment? What did I do wrong?”
Feng Tingye aimed at Xia Yuqing’s moment of surprise. With force, he directly tore her off the bedpost and overwhelmed her on the bed.
This series of actions, Feng Tingye can be regarded as very familiar and did it in one motion.
When Xia Yuqing came back to her senses, she was squeezed on the bed by someone, unable to move.
“You lied to me again!”
Feng Tingye snorted and laughed: “Ai Fei, why are you using the word again? When did Zhen lie to Ai Fei? “
“…” You haven’t lied to me, you just dug countless pits, then led me to jump down them countless times!
“Your Majesty just said that he would punish Chen Qie. Chen Qie has not done anything wrong. Why should His Majesty need to punish Chen Qie?”
“Ai Fei did not do anything wrong?” Feng Tingye looked at Xia Yuqing in surprise, a little aggrieved: “Ai Fei, you taught the two children to talk, but you only taught them to call your name, but you never asked them to call Zhen, father. As the biological father of the two children and your husband, Zhen was left out. Zhen is distraught and heartbroken. Ai Fei should speak, how will Ai Fei comfort Zhen and make it up to Zhen?”
“…How does Your Majesty want Chen Qie to make up for it?” A certain little white rabbit who fell into the pit again without realizing it, had been successfully brainwashed by a big bad wolf. Her heart of compassion was throbbing a bit with some guilty conscience.
The grievances on Feng Tingye’s face were swept away immediately. He pulled the belt around his waist. In a moment he took off his clothes such that only a thin layer of obscene clothes remained.
After the rain, lilies would bloom and would suddenly turn into an enchanting mandala. Xia Yuqing’s eyes were blank, and the tip of her nose was itchy. She almost sprayed out two small red centipedes (nosebleed).
Xia Yuqing you must stand firm! Don’t be fooled by his beauty, hold on! Preserve your three views, hold on to that lower limit! ! !
Xia Yuqing chanted sutras in order to stabilize her mind. Feng Tingye’s next move was very simple but it once again cruelly overturned the mind she had finally settled.
Feng Tingye took off the crown from his head, and his waterfall-like long hair fluttered down. The ink-colored long hair hung messily on his snow-white robes, silently making someone less fierce. Instead, he looked a little more seductive and irresistible.
“Pu…” Blood in Xia Yuqing’s nose rushed out uncontrollably, the string of reason in her head was completely broken.
What three views, how much is that thing worth? What use is someone’s lower limit? Can that food be eaten? In front of the Ultra Seme Lord, those things will all float away like clouds! ! ! Overthrow logic! Overthrow it! ! !
Xia Yuqing only had these big characters left in her mind. Her restless paws slowly stretched out to the waist of a certain wolf in sheep’s clothing.
What Feng Tingye wanted was this effect. The corners of his lips lifted up slightly into a smile that turned all beings upside down. He whispered: “Ai Fei…”
“Hmm…”
“The two children have already spoke, so no matter what, we can’t change anything. We can only seize the next opportunity. Will Ai Fei have another child with me?”
“Okay…” Xia Yuqing, who was already obsessed with this beauty was fascinated and agreed stupidly.
The smile on Feng Tingye’s lips deepened: “Ai Fei said it herself, so don’t regret it.”
Regret? Did she promise something? Why would she go back on her words? No, it seems that I really promised something just now. Why did my head short-circuit and can’t remember? Ahhh, did she agree to doing something strange?
“I…” Xia Yuqing just wanted to regret, but before she could say her words, she was blocked by Feng Tingye.
When she was able to speak again, her head had become a mess. She was panting and didn’t know what to say.
“Then let’s finish what Ai Fei promised now.”
“…” So, what on earth did I promise? Don’t talk to yourself, OK? ! !
“Your Majesty, uh…”
This time, Xia Yuqing really had no chance to speak. Lowering the curtains around the bed, a series of ambiguous sounds floated out of the gap on the edge of the bed. It floated straight into the compartment where the sound insulation was not good.
The big baby who was just about to fall asleep froze in place abruptly. His small round face was very tangled and wrinkled.
“Hmm…” Hearing the movement, second baby who was asleep next to him opened her eyes with some suspicion. She was startled when she saw the distressed expression of big baby.
“Brother?”
Hearing the call of second baby, the eldest baby looked down. He rubbed the cute little face of second baby as she yawned. Then thinking of something, he hurriedly reached out and covered the second baby’s small ears.
The second baby blinked her big clear eyes that were like colored glass beads. She looked at big baby with some doubts: “Brother, what is it?”
“Cough cough, nothing. It’s noisy outside, brother will help you block it, sleep quickly. ”
“Oh.” Second baby nodded obediently. She was just about to lie down in the small cradle and continue to sleep, then, as if she had discovered something, she exclaimed, “Mother, it’s mother’s voice.”
“…” The expression on the big baby’s face was stiff. It took a while before he smiled, “Yes, that’s the voice of Mother. Mother and father are playing games.”
“Playing games?” Second baby’s big round eyes were blank. Staring at the big baby, it made him a little guilty.
“Yes, playing games.” It’s just a game of creating little people…
“Oh, can this baby play games with father and mother?” The second baby asked expectantly.
“No!”
“Why?” It was the first time that second baby saw big baby speak to herself like this, her small mouth slumped, and the faucet in her big eyes opened immediately.
“…” The big baby sighed slightly when he saw this, “The games played by father and mother can only be played together by the two of them. If we play with them, they will be unhappy. If they are unhappy, they won’t love baby anymore. Does baby want father and mother to hate baby?”
“…” The second baby was frightened. With an expression of wanting to cry, she was very aggrieved, “Baby likes Mother, she doesn’t want Mother to hate baby.”
The big baby rolled his eyes when he heard this. He really couldn’t figure out what she liked about his queer mother.
“Well, does baby still want to play games with father and mother?”
The second baby thought for a moment and shook her head. Big Baby nodded with satisfaction. He patted the baby’s head: “Good, brother will be here to accompany baby to play games today, but it’s late. Brother is sleepy, so let’s go to bed, we can play tomorrow.”
After speaking, second baby yawned sleepily and nodded obediently. Then she snuggled into her little bed.
The big baby helped the second baby cover her little ears to prevent the sound from next door from disturbing the second baby’s sleep.
It was not until he was sure that second baby was completely asleep, that the eldest baby breathed a sigh of relief. Hearing the series of ambiguous sounds coming from next door, he couldn’t help but twitch.
Father! You should be more restrained, don’t you know that your two children are still next door?! Do you think your sound of doing that kind of thing is a lullaby? Are you not afraid that we will become crooked? ! ! !
So, this night, under the resentment of a certain bun and the ambiguous voices from time to time next door, the night went by silently…
It turns out that a certain beast was thinking about Xia Yuqing’s itinerary the next day, thus he was very restrained. In the past, he would have gone seven times, but that night, he only did it three or four times.
Even though Xia Yuqing didn’t have a painful backache or couldn’t get out of bed the next day, she still had two faint dark circles under her eyes and was dizzy for a while.
Of course, Xia Yuqing would not be grateful to a certain animal at all. That was because last night when she was lying on the bed with a certain animal holding her hands and taking advantage of her, she clearly heard what the certain animal said.
“Oh, since Ai Fei has something to do tomorrow, let’s stop here. For the rest, we have the old rules, we will keep it on the account.”
On the account, the account, the account…your sister is on the account! ! ! Why is this kind of thing still on the account? Ugh won’t you die if you are too stingy? ! !
But this is not the most excessive thing. The most excessive thing is that someone coaxed her into falling into the pit again last night, and she… actually agreed to give him another child! Ahhhhhhh, God knows how heated her head was to agree.
Sure enough, it was a mistake due to a beauty. She must have been… She must have been shocked by the sudden change of the Ultra Seme Lord. Yes, absolutely! She wouldn’t admit that she was ogling at someone, so…
Whenever she thought about this, Xia Yuqing couldn’t help cover her face and wringing her wrists…what a mistake! ! !
“Niang Niang, it’s good.” Lu Rui stared at Xia Yuqing, who was completely covered by powder. This was so no one could see the small face with dark circles under the eyes. She straightened up and whispered to remind the person daydreaming.
“Good?” Xia Yuqing woke up suddenly. She looked at the delicate face in the mirror as usual, and breathed a sigh of relief. She didn’t want to be stared at by Third Royal Sister with her ambiguous eyes all day long.
“Niang Niang, are you okay? The third princess is rushing us outside.” Cui Er called from outside the hall.
Xia Yuqing hurriedly arranged her clothes, got up and ran outside: “Coming.”
“Niang Niang, you haven’t had breakfast yet!”
“It’s too late. I’ll just go out and eat something.”
“Outside won’t be as good as the things here. Niang Niang, wait, Nu Bi…. Nu Bi will go with you.” With that, Lu Rui hurriedly turned around and rushed out of the room. Grabbing the brocade box, she rushed in the direction Xia Yuqing went.
Neither of the two people who ran out in a hurry discovered that when they left the house, the lid on the brocade box in Lu Rui’s hand moved slightly.
Ye Country’s Bazaar in broad daylight was as lively as ever, with pedestrians coming and going. Both sides of the street were bustling, full of small vendors calling for their customers to earn their livelihoods.
When the sun jumped out from the top of the city gate, shining on the whole market, a few eye-catching shadows slowly walked in. As soon as they showed up, they attracted a lot of eyes.
Xia Yuqing listened to the familiar yelling on the street. Holding Xia Muyun’s hand, she couldn’t help but ask: “Royal Sister, can you see if there is any difference between Ye Country’s Bazaar and Xia Country’s Bazaar? Royal Sister… Royal Sister…”
Xia Yuqing yelled for a long time, then did Xia Muyun respond: “What’s the matter?”
Xia Yuqing glanced suspiciously at her, and asked the question again: “I said Royal Sister you have been staying in Xia Country for so long, so could you tell me if the market in Ye Country is different from Xia Country’s?”
Xia Muyun twisted her eyebrows. She glanced around absently, and whispered: “Bazaars are almost the same everywhere, what’s the difference?”
“…” Xia Yuqing was speechless, then cautiously asked, “Royal Sister, do you have something on your mind? I can see that you are a little distracted, is it because of the Prime Minister?”
Xia Yuqing was close to Xia Muyun when Xia Muyun grabbed a wooden mask and cracked it down the middle!
“…” The strangers who were planning to approach them and strike up a conversation were shocked and froze in place. After a while, they turned around and left.
“That damn b*stard has been hiding from me since I spoke to you about that incident, I haven’t seen him for nearly half a month!” Xia Muyun gritted her teeth. The broken wood kept issuing sad calls in her hands. The stall owner shivered with fright, and didn’t dare to say a word to have a certain someone remunerate him.
“Um…” Xia Yuqing stared at the tragic piece of wood. She shrank her head secretly, complaining in her heart that her mouth was terrible and was always looking to start a fight. In the next second, someone’s attention really shifted to her.
“Little Royal Sister!!!”
“Ah…” Xia Yuqing shrank her neck in fright. She watched Xia Muyun rush to her face, grasping her hand: “Little Royal Sister, you need to help me!”
“Eh…” The corners of her mouth twitched. She’s already used the strategy of loosening the reins to grasp one better and also had her force herself on the person, so what else could be done?
“Little Royal Sister ……”
Xia Yuqing looked at Xia Muyun’s delicate and charming appearance. She cleared her throat twice: “Ahem, I guess we will have to use my tactic that I use to guard the door (strategies that she keeps ready at hand for the last minute).”
“Tactic that guards the door.?”
“There is no mistake, we are taking drastic measures to deal with the situation! Royal Sister, the Prime Minister is avoiding you now, but it doesn’t matter, we will find a way to bomb him out for you!”
“Bomb…bomb him out?” Xia Muyun looked at Xia Yuqing in surprise.
“Yes, do you remember the movements made by Xiao Yuan, the Grand Tutor and Master Yin in my palace some time ago? Men are all possessive animals. Royal Sister, you can find a man to do it with you. Create a good show and stimulate the Prime Minister, then he’ll get anxious.”
Xia Muyun lowered her head in thought for a long time, before frowning: “But where would I find a man to perform this show with me? “
“How hard could it be?” Xia Yuqing’s eyes lit up, as if thinking of something exciting, “In ancient times…cough cough, no, I mean isn’t there a place in the city where as long as you pay, you can borrow someone?”
“A place where you can borrow someone as long as you pay?” Lu Rui, who was following along Xia Yuqing’s words, was startled, “Miss…Miss is not talking about Chu Pavilion, right? But there are only women in the brothel, no men!”
“What?” Xia Yuqing was stunned, “Ahem, isn’t there any brothel that sells men?”
“They all only sell women, how could there be men?”
“…Royal Sister, is Xia Country the same?”
“It’s unheard of for men to be prostitutes.”
Xia Yuqing only felt a thunderbolt hit her head. What kind of broken world has she traveled to!!! Even if the world isn’t in perfect harmony yet, this country doesn’t even have a Xiao Guan (brothel that sells men), this is irrational! ! !
“No, I need to see it myself!” Xia Yuqing couldn’t accept this fact!
“Oh, my little ancestor, can’t you let Nu Bi be in peace? How can you go to such a place? If… if the master knows, not only will Nu Bi lose her life, but you will also lose your skin!”
“…” Xia Yuqing thought about the consequences of being discovered, she couldn’t help but shudder, and stop.
Seeing her appearance, Xia Muyun sighed and shook her head. Suddenly a young man surreptitiously reached out and extended his hand towards a passing old man not far in front.
“There is a thief!” Xia Muyun exclaimed. Stepping on the stall next to her, she rushed towards the distance with a swish.
“There’s a thief?” Xia Yuqing’s eyes were shining. She wanted to follow behind, but was pulled by Lu Rui: “Niang Niang, don’t get involved. The third princess is skilled in martial arts, she can definitely catch the thief.”
” …… ”
Just when everyone’s attention had all been attracted to the thief, no one noticed a group of people sneakily moving towards Xia Yuqing, the other two.
By the time Xia Muyun caught the thief, returned the property to the old man, and came back to find Xia Yuqing, the two had long since disappeared among the crowd with no trace left behind.
