Douluo: Danheng just want to avoid trouble, Gu Yuena Pursues.-Chapter 179: Bibidong Who Talks Tough
Chapter 179 - 179: Bibidong Who Talks Tough
Hu Liena looked rather smug. For a vixen like her, toying with a low-level greasy middle-aged man like Yu Xiaogang was just too easy!
She used to have high moral standards and wouldn't stoop to being a heartbreaker.
But now that she had received her mission and could let loose, of course she would use all her charm to make Yu Xiaogang her "dog."
What she didn't realize was that her casual remark...
Nearly made Bibi Dong faint from shock!
Holding her forehead, Bibi Dong scolded, "Nana! Don't exaggerate! He used to be the Grandmaster—how could he become some... some dog?!"
Hu Liena pouted, feeling wronged, and whined, "Teacher, I'm not lying! Yu Xiaogang is almost my dog already. If I wanted, just give it a few days—he'd be begging me like a puppy!"
The thought of that horrifying outcome made Bibi Dong's face turn pale.
If she actually saw Yu Xiaogang fall to that level, she might lose her mind!
She would lose her mind!
There was no way she could accept seeing Yu Xiaogang like that!
"Nana! That's enough! You're a girl—how could you have such thoughts?" Bibi Dong straightened her face and put on an angry expression.
Hu Liena stuck out her tongue, startled by her teacher's tone. She quickly hugged Bibi Dong and whispered, "Sorry, Teacher. I get it now. I won't turn him into a dog. Honestly, it's getting boring anyway. Being around that kind of man is just suffocating. No wonder he's still single—so uptight and such a straight-laced bore..."
"..." Bibi Dong's mouth twitched uncontrollably, her palms turning white from the pressure of her own fingernails digging into them.
She kept repeating to herself not to get angry.
Her precious one... was being utterly trashed by her own disciple!
"By the way, Teacher, you haven't heard about the Danyue Face Mask Mud, have you?" Hu Liena changed the subject.
"What's Danyue Face Mask Mud?" Bibi Dong really didn't know.
Hu Liena pulled out a jar from her storage soul tool, took Bibi Dong's delicate hand, and placed it in her palm.
"This is it, Teacher! Let me tell you—Mr. Dan Heng is simply a genius in every field! I've never seen a man like him..."
She went on and on with praise, practically lifting Dan Heng to the heavens.
Bibi Dong bit her lip, feeling very irritable.
Dan...Yue—that must be the abbreviation of that couple's names, right?
Why did they get to be so happy?
And now, even her own disciple thought Dan Heng was smarter than Yu Xiaogang?
This world must be insane!
Bibi Dong was deeply displeased. She said coldly, "Idle distractions. What face mask mud? Nana, don't waste your time on these things. If your soul power level is high enough, you won't need to worry about appearance—you'll naturally maintain your youth!"
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"But it doesn't conflict with that, Teacher. Just try it!"
Before Bibi Dong could refuse, Hu Liena had already opened the jar and applied the face mask mud directly to her teacher's face.
Bibi Dong was about to get angry, but suddenly felt a cool sensation sinking into her skin.
As a Title Douluo, she could sense the "pleasure" in her skin.
"This..." A trace of surprise flashed through Bibi Dong's eyes.
Putting aside her inexplicable hostility toward Dan Heng, she had to admit—the mask mud really worked wonders.
She could no longer criticize Hu Liena.
She actually wanted that jar of mask mud!
Hu Liena continued, "And Mr. Dan Heng's face mask mud? Even the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Clan is scrambling to work with him! Saying it earns mountains of gold wouldn't be an exaggeration!"
"If anyone's truly wasting time, it's Yu Xiaogang! He doesn't even look in the mirror. He tried to copy Mr. Dan Heng and made his own face mask mud, even wanted to give me the first jar. Hmph! I wasn't interested at all—I nearly threw it away!"
Hu Liena curled her lips in disdain.
A trace of shame and frustration flashed in Bibi Dong's eyes. Everything Hu Liena found disgusting... was exactly what she longed for!
The first jar of face mask mud made by Yu Xiaogang!
She wanted it so badly!!!
"Why didn't you take it?" Bibi Dong asked.
Hu Liena pulled Bibi Dong over to a mirror. The two of them appeared in the reflection—one older, noble and cold; the other younger, youthful and seductive.
"Nana," Hu Liena said, shaking her head, "you don't know this, but Mr. Dan Heng said that the mask Yu Xiaogang made has serious side effects and shouldn't be mass-produced. But Yu Xiaogang and that Flender insisted. I'm sure there's something wrong with it—I won't be a lab rat!"
Bibi Dong peeled off the now-dried mask mud on her face. It had turned into a full mask, and some of her tiniest, previously unnoticeable wrinkles had completely disappeared.
Bibi Dong feigned disdain and said, "It's not that great. Those other women must be fools, fighting over something like this?"
Hu Liena giggled, "That's because Teacher, you're naturally beautiful—so you don't need the help of mask mud at all!"
Bibi Dong snorted softly. "Let me see Yu Xiaogang's face mask mud."
Hu Liena took it out—a white jar that looked unimpressive, with a distinctly cheap feel.
"The packaging is elegant and refined!"
Bibi Dong praised.
"???" Hu Liena was stunned. Teacher, is there something wrong with your eyes?
Bibi Dong took the jar, unscrewed the lid, and a strange, pungent smell hit her nose.
Hu Liena covered her nose in disgust, "Teacher, throw it away! That thing belongs in the trash."
But Bibi Dong shook her head and bit her lip slightly, praising it again, "It smells authentic. Not like the other one that used fragrance to cover it up."
"???" Hu Liena was completely dumbfounded, her brain unable to keep up.
"I'll try it."
Bibi Dong scooped out a large dollop and smeared it onto her face.
The moment it touched her skin, she froze.
A tingling heat, like burning, surged through her skin as if trying to sear it.
She furrowed her brows but endured it. This was all to prove that Yu Xiaogang was not worse than Dan Heng—no, that he was even better!
"Teacher, no! That mask mud is bad..." Hu Liena quickly tried to stop her.
But Bibi Dong ignored her and calmly spread it across her face, saying, "I actually think it's quite good. Nana, you're all too prejudiced."
The more she applied, the hotter her face felt.
She reassured herself that it meant the mask was working.
Hu Liena was stomping in anxiety. "Ahh, Teacher!"
"Calm down. You'll see the benefits of this face mask soon enough!" Bibi Dong said confidently.
A moment later, she began peeling off the dried mask.
Just pulling up one corner sent a sensation like her skin being flayed directly into her nerves!
"..."
Bibi Dong blinked and slowly peeled it further. The pain only intensified.
And in the mirror, the revealed skin wasn't just red—it was more like a strange blend of red and pale.
"..."
Bibi Dong had a very bad feeling.
Hu Liena hurriedly said, "Teacher, let's wash it off with water! Don't hurt your face..."
"What nonsense, how could this possibly hurt me?" Bibi Dong replied irritably.
At the same time, she channeled soul power to protect her facial skin.
As she peeled off the rest, her whole face was left bright red.
Not in a healthy blush—her forehead, chin, nose bridge were all a strange pinkish-red.
It didn't look normal. It looked like her skin had been burned.
Hu Liena covered her mouth, her eyes filled with concern. "Teacher... your face..."
Bibi Dong stared at herself in the mirror and gritted her teeth. "This is normal. I can feel the skin regenerating!"
But deep down, she knew she wasn't fooling herself.
She could sense something in the mask's ingredients burning her skin!
If she hadn't protected herself with soul power, the damage would have been even worse!
But admit Yu Xiaogang wasn't as good as Dan Heng?
Never!
"Teacher..." Hu Liena looked at her hesitantly.
Bibi Dong replied calmly, "That's enough, Nana. Go back and rest."
"Remember to wash your face with clean water, Teacher..."
After reminding her, Hu Liena hurriedly left.
As soon as the door closed, Bibi Dong rushed to wash her face clean of the remaining mask.
She washed it several times, then returned to the mirror.
The beauty in the mirror didn't look any fairer than before—in fact, her face now had a pinkish tint, like new flesh growing in.
It couldn't even be called "fresh." It just looked weird.
Bibi Dong took a deep breath, fury boiling inside her.
"Damn it...!!!"
She ground her teeth.
Just then, a graceful figure appeared behind her and said with a chuckle, "What a joke, Bibi Dong. You actually did something so foolish... and for what? To prove Yu Xiaogang isn't a useless failure? Even your student sees it—why are you still in denial?"
"Shut up!!" Bibi Dong whirled around, glaring at the Rakshasa God.
The Rakshasa God smiled, clearly amused by Bibi Dong's frustration. "You're a once-in-a-millennium genius... yet when it comes to love, you're so pitiful."
"Bibi Dong, if you don't want to be this weak forever, listen to me—go find a few men and toy with them. Once you do, you won't have any heart demons left."
The Rakshasa God grinned.
"Get out!!!" Bibi Dong was furious. Having been violated by Qian Xunji was already her lifelong trauma—now this vile god wanted to make it worse?
That would kill her!
The Rakshasa God said slowly, "Actually, I do know a secret realm method... one that can help you overcome your heart demon. Want to try it?"
Bibi Dong sneered, "Rakshasa God, don't think I don't know what you're up to. I won't fall for your tricks!"
The Rakshasa God shrugged, "Suit yourself."
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Meanwhile, at Blue Tyrant Academy.
Yu Xiaogang didn't want to rely on Liu Erlong's support — that way of making money was too slow. He was eager to prove himself, so he privately went to visit Tianshui Academy.
Shui Bing'er and the other girls received him, sitting together on the sofa and offering him tea.
Yu Xiaogang got straight to the point and said, "I've developed a type of mud mask. According to tests, its whitening effects even surpass those of the Danyue Mud Mask!"
The "tests" he mentioned were actually just feedback provided by Hu Liena.
Hu Liena had praised him endlessly, which made him genuinely believe that his product was better than the Danyue Mud Mask.
Shui Bing'er was slightly taken aback. She had been troubled by this exact issue recently.
She had just lost a competition against the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile School — she couldn't quite accept that. They were so close to turning that product into a money-making machine for their academy!
Now Yu Xiaogang was saying he had a replacement?
"It's not just a knockoff of the Danyue Mud Mask, is it?" Shui Bing'er asked.
Yu Xiaogang snorted coldly and said disdainfully, "Why would my craftsmanship need to imitate someone else's?"
If it weren't for needing this collaboration, he would've turned and walked away on the spot!
Shui Bing'er apologized and continued, "May we take a look at a sample?"
Yu Xiaogang then took out a jar of the mud mask and placed it on the table.
Shui Bing'er opened it and handed it to Shui Yue'er, saying, "Yue'er, try it and see how it works."
Shui Yue'er leaned in and smelled the strange odor coming from it. She immediately shook her head and said, "Ugh! No way! This smells awful!"
"..." An awkward expression appeared on Shui Bing'er's face, and she passed it to Xue Wu.
Xue Wu took it, also showing reluctance on her face.
After a moment's hesitation, she handed it to a teammate beside her.
That teammate didn't want it either and passed it along to the next person, and so it went down the line until it reached the last girl — one who looked particularly shy and quiet.
She looked at the jar with distress, her arm trembling as she held it, but she couldn't bring herself to apply it.
Then she suddenly burst into tears, "I don't want to be a test subject..."
"..."
The girls of the Tianshui idol group all rushed to comfort her and placed the mud mask back on the table.
Clack...!
The jar nearly slid off the edge of the table.
Both Shui Bing'er and Yu Xiaogang looked rather embarrassed at this point.
Shui Bing'er immediately said, "Master Yu, could you give us a little time to think about it?"
"Fine." Yu Xiaogang's face darkened — he couldn't bear to stay another second and left immediately.
Shui Bing'er saw him off and looked back at the now chaotic group of Tianshui girls, asking in confusion:
"Was it really that bad?"
Shui Yue'er shoved the mask into Shui Bing'er's chest and said, "Why don't you try it yourself?"
Shui Bing'er sniffed it, frowned deeply, and said, "Forget it. Let's just pay someone to test it..."
Library.
Dan Heng had begun crafting his very first soul tool — one that didn't even have a proper rank.
More accurately, it was a small mechanism — a door lock.
It could only be unlocked by infusing soul power into it.
At that moment, Shui Yue'er arrived and was surprised to see Dan Heng not reading. She came over curiously.
She saw Dan Heng holding a square-shaped lock in his hand.
"Mr. Dan Heng, why doesn't this lock have a keyhole?" Shui Yue'er asked, puzzled.
Dan Heng explained, "Try injecting some soul power into it."
Shui Yue'er picked it up and channeled her soul power into it.
Click...!
The lock popped open automatically.
"Wow! That's amazing! Mr. Dan Heng, what is this? I've never heard of anything like it!" Shui Yue'er was full of excitement and admiration.
"Just a little thing I made to pass the time," Dan Heng said casually.
Shui Yue'er immediately asked, "Mr. Dan Heng, can I buy this from you? I really like it!"
"If you want it, I'll give it to you," Dan Heng replied.
"Mr. Dan Heng, you're the best! I'll take good care of it!" Shui Yue'er said earnestly.
Dan Heng nodded lightly and didn't continue the conversation.
Shui Yue'er carefully put the soul tool lock away, then said a bit hesitantly, "Mr. Dan Heng, I actually came to ask — that Yu Xiaogang made a face mask and started collaborating with my sister. You're not upset, are you?"
(End of Chapter)