Divorce Revenge System: Knowing the Future in Advance-Chapter 826 - 625: Blink If You’re Being Threatened

"Who's ordering?"

"Jiang Nian, hurry up."

"I'm starving, damn. Doesn't matter who orders, just hurry, I could eat a whole pig raw."

"I have an idea..."

"Pig intestines sashimi."

"Chi Shi!!"

Jiang Nian didn't plan to get up initially, since Tao Ran was treating. It's not his bill to pay, can't overstep.

"Let the class representative go."

Besides, it's impolite to order without knowing the budget.

"You go, I rarely eat out." Tao Ran adjusted his glasses, "It's 500, just keep that in mind."

"Whoa, really 500?"

"Where are we?"

"The class rep is truly generous, we might not finish it."

Hearing this, Jiang Nian didn't decline.

"You order one dish first."

"Then, um..." Tao Ran glanced at the menu, "Let's get a large serving of the 'Fenlong bed'."

This was a large platter, combining rice noodles with fish, ribs, chicken wings, and chicken feet into one big dish.

The rice noodle fish alone was also called 'Four Stars Watching the Moon', named by Taizu.

The top was layered with fish slices, the bottom with vermicelli. Nice name, but mostly carbs, with little meat.

So, Tao Ran simply ordered the large platter.

"Alright." Jiang Nian nodded, estimating that two hundred would be enough for a group, and three hundred would have them leaning back in satisfaction.

He got up to order, noticing the owner attending to others. So, he went to the water station and picked up a notepad.

He pondered on how to cater to everyone's tastes.

Meanwhile, five or six girls at a table had just sat down. They glanced around, noticing Jiang Nian with his notebook.

"Wow, the waiter is handsome?"

"That's the runner."

"More like the busboy."

"Old..."

"Shut up!!" A crisp laugh rolled out, cutting off the older sister's dirty joke.

"Hey, handsome." A girl waved at Jiang Nian.

Jiang Nian, being a genuine person, heard someone call 'handsome' and instinctively turned around. Who's calling me?

Oh, girls.

He walked over with the ordering notebook.

"What would you like to eat? I can recommend..."

"Taro beef, tomato and egg, stir-fried fish, spicy pig intestines, stir-fried Shanghai greens, and five bowls of soup."

As the girl rattled off the order, Jiang Nian nodded repeatedly.

"Alright."

He noted it down, then walked to the kitchen door, handing it to the owner returning with a tray.

"That table, and... that table." He pointed at the all-male and all-female tables a short distance apart.

"Serve the same dishes, and for the guys' table, add five bottles..."

After placing the order, he grabbed a plate of peanuts. As he passed by the girls' table, the girl who gave the order suddenly called out to him.

"Hey, handsome!"

Jiang Nian turned and glanced at them.

"What's up?"

At another table, Lin Dong and Sun Zhicheng were also in the store. They coincidentally sat with Yang Qiming and Huang Caicai.

"Do me a favor, Ah Cheng."

After speaking, he also looked at Yang Qiming.

"Cousin, you too."

"Got it, just order." Yang Qiming quickly ordered, then passed the menu to Lin Dong.

After a while, they thought there's no need to order fish.

"Too many bones."

"Too many dishes, we can't finish." Lin Dong stood and said, "Since that's the case, I'll go return the dishes."

"Hey, hey, forget it." Yang Qiming waved his hand, "If we can't finish, pack it up, the boss won't let you return it."

"Why?"

Yang Qiming, looking experienced, said, "If you ask, they'll definitely say the kitchen has already started cooking."

Huang Caicai patted his stomach, estimating if he could eat more.

Suddenly, Sun Zhicheng let out a cold laugh.

"Heh."

"What's so funny?" Yang Qiming looked at him displeased.

"Laugh at you being brainless and witless, can't return dishes?" Sun Zhicheng boasted, "Just ask if you can exchange the dish."

"If the boss says yes, it means it's not cooked yet. Just say you don't want it, easy."

"Wow, Ah Cheng." Lin Dong gave a thumbs up.

"Sure, then you go return it." Yang Qiming looked displeased, "Talk is cheap, let's see if you can actually return it."

Sun Zhicheng casually got up and walked to the kitchen.

Meanwhile, Li Hua and the others were idly sitting around a plate of sunflower seeds.

A group of guys eating feels either like a Water Margin gathering or a small tavern lecture, always someone dropping a classic line.

Tao Ran cleared his throat and slowly began to speak.

"I watched a video last time."

In an instant, the whole table fell silent. No matter how outrageous the words, nothing could match a mythical occurrence.

"Could someone urge the dishes, where's Jiang Nian?"

"Indeed, we're out of peanuts. Li Hua stood up and walked out, "You stay, I'll check."

"I'll..." Liu Yang was about to stand but was pressed down by Li Hua, "No need, I'll go."

"I..." Liu Yang struggled but to no avail, so he listened patiently to the tale, "Speaking of videos, I remembered the origin of Lotus Boy."

Saying this, he snapped out a lotus and a lighter.

"Damn, Lotus Boy." Ma Guojun couldn't hold back, "Stop smoking, seriously time to rein you in."

Just then, Li Hua came tumbling back in.

"Holy crap! It's gone crazy!"

He looked utterly terrified, pointing shakily in a direction. His face was pale, and he was sweating profusely as he shouted.

"Jiang Nian... Jiang Nian!!!"

"Dead?" Ma Guojun stood up, waving his hand, "I'll arrange a big send-off."

"Even scarier." Li Hua exclaimed, "No wonder he didn't come back, busy flirting with girls."

"1v5, what a beast!!"

"Indeed a beast!" Liu Yang stood up, "We're here listening to tall tales, and he's flirting."

With five even, simply inhuman!

"Where?" Ma Guojun got up, looking around, "Holy crap, he really is, what a shameless guy!"

Jiang Nian leisurely returned, placing the peanuts on the table.

"What's with those looks?"