Deities Are All Just My Food-Chapter 2334 - 1045: Look, My Boyfriend Is So Handsome!
The first floor of Wanxiang Tiandi Mall.
Lin Baici looked at Jiang Yitong, chuckled: "Breaking up?"
"It seems like we’re not even friends, right? So what’s there to break up?"
Actually, Lin Baici really wanted to retort to Jiang Yitong, breaking up—what position is that? You sure know a lot, but their relationship hadn’t gotten to the point where certain things should be said.
Thinking of this, Lin Baici suddenly gave a self-deprecating laugh. He had done everything he could, yet they weren’t even friends. What a situation!
"You!"
Hearing what Lin Baici said, Jiang Yitong’s eyes immediately turned red.
She thought that after what happened at noon, at the very least they counted as friends, well, half-friends would do. But Lin Baici’s attitude was like this.
Jiang Yitong felt like swearing.
What do you think of me?
Considering I might be pregnant with your child, can’t you just coax me a bit?
"Jiang Yitong, whether or not you accept the gift, such small matters won’t change the way I see you!"
Lin Baici said seriously: "I have my standards for judging whether a person is worth befriending and trusting!"
"I don’t want to waste words on gifts worth thousands or tens of thousands of yuan!"
"I think when two people are together, they should do something more fun!"
On this point, Lin Baici admired Ji Xinyan a lot, or rather, it was the way the tea girl treated friendship that changed Lin Baici.
Life is so short, there’s no time to be unhappy, so don’t bother with trivial matters.
Everyone’s friendship won’t fade because of the value of a gift.
"What counts as fun?"
Jiang Yitong scoffed: "Playing poker?"
"Do you know the way you grabbed my ankle and bent my leg looked like eating a hairy crab?"
Jiang Yitong meant to mock Lin Baici, but realizing the description seemed to insult herself as well, she quickly spat privately.
"Hairy crab?"
Lin Baici instinctively recalled the events at noon, then black lines appeared on his forehead: "What kind of language are you using? Is this the literary standard taught at Haijing Normal University?"
"If I were your teacher in the Chinese language department, you would definitely fail!"
"Sorry!"
Jiang Yitong crossed her arms and chuckled: "I got a scholarship, failing is not in my vocabulary."
"As for beautiful and luxurious rhetoric, you’re not worthy!"
"Did you hear that clearly?"
Jiang Yitong mouthed the words: "You’re not worthy!"
"Okay, at least in that description, I’m still human, but you’re not!"
Lin Baici shrugged.
"Hiss..."
Jiang Yitong felt chest pain from anger, damn it, this guy got her again, but she was a humanities major, which back in the day would have made her a scholar, passing the exams, showcasing her stubbornness: "Did I ever say the subject was human?"
"Dogs eat hairy crabs too!"
Jiang Yitong initially intended to say turtle, but hesitated, unable to bring herself to say it.
Yes!
Even in an argument, Jiang Yitong didn’t want to call Lin Baici a turtle, because it’s worse than calling him a dog. 𝚏𝗿𝗲𝐞𝐰𝚎𝕓𝐧𝚘𝘃𝗲𝐥.𝐜𝚘𝕞
Jiang Yitong didn’t realize she was starting to accept Lin Baici in her heart, instinctively avoiding particularly humiliating words.
"Dogs even eat..."
As soon as Lin Baici started to speak, Jiang Yitong reached out to cover his mouth.
"Don’t say it!"
Jiang Yitong really didn’t want to hear that word.
No need for the beauty to cover his mouth, Lin Baici had planned to stop there anyway, as he also found the word disgusting.
Slap!
Lin Baici originally intended to brush off Jiang Yitong’s hand, but after touching it, he ended up holding her wrist: "Can’t we just shop happily?"
"Do we really have to argue?"
Lin Baici was tired.
"Is it wrong for me not to want to spend your money?"
Jiang Yitong pouted, shaking Lin Baici’s hand a couple of times, but when she couldn’t shake him off, she gave up: "If I were a gold digger, I would have already thought of a way to drain your bank card dry!"
"Don’t want to waste words on gifts worth thousands or tens of thousands of yuan?"
"Ha, worthy of a rich person, a poor person like me truly doesn’t deserve to be your friend!"
The more Jiang Yitong spoke, the quieter her voice became.
She didn’t want to fall out with Lin Baici, after all, now that she might be pregnant, she was counting on him to accompany her to the hospital!
Lin Baici didn’t want to argue anymore, so he let go of Jiang Yitong, walked forward a bit, and saw a Heytea store.
Jiang Yitong noticed Lin Baici’s gaze: "Do you want a drink?"
"What flavor?"
"I’ll go buy it!"
Jiang Yitong said, opening WeChat and heading towards the milk tea shop.
"I’ll go!"
Lin Baici actually wanted to buy it for Jiang Yitong.
In the end, Jiang Yitong placed the order, and the two of them sat on the sofa in the store, playing on their phones while waiting.
The handsome guy and pretty girl attracted a lot of attention.
Most of the people drinking milk tea were young girls, thus greatly satisfying Jiang Yitong’s vanity.
"Hey, how many times have you gone shopping with a girl?"
Jiang Yitong wanted to know what number she ranked.
"Two, three times maybe?"
Lin Baici recalled: "Previously, I asked friends to help me buy gifts, and then I went shopping with a few friends on Hong Kong Island!"
"Only two, three times?"
Jiang Yitong frowned, clearly skeptical, but seeing Lin Baici’s expression, it didn’t look like he was lying: "You don’t go shopping with girlfriends?"
"..."
Lin Baici was stunned, right, he never really enjoyed normal couple activities with Kim Myungjin or Hua Yue Yu.
"You said you went with several friends? What do you mean?"
Jiang Yitong was curious: "Are they all your girlfriends?"
Lin Baici played on his phone, pretending not to hear.
"Hey, don’t play dead, how many girlfriends do you have? Do they all know each other? Don’t they fight?"
Jiang Yitong poked Lin Baici.
Initially, she found it unbelievable, but upon further thought, given that Lin Baici’s family could buy him a king-level villa to live in by himself in a big city like Haijing, their family assets were probably at least in the billions?
