Deities Are All Just My Food-Chapter 2321 - 1039: Thanks to Nature’s Gift, I’m Digging In! (2)
"Ah?"
Lin Baici was surprised, quickly rummaging through the Black Tripod Bowl to find the box. Just as he was about to open it, he held back.
Not knowing before was one thing, but now that he knew, he had to be cautious.
What if it started emitting radiation and rule-based pollution...
Forget the whole neighborhood, the entire street could be done for.
[Unexpected, isn’t it? One of the seven wonders, always carried by you!]
"Why didn’t you tell me sooner?"
Lin Baici rolled his eyes, though knowing now wouldn’t really help, right?
Thinking of that terrifying crazy maid, he probably couldn’t control this postman either. Does this mean he’s carrying a time bomb?
This is deadly!
Lin Baici sucked in a sharp breath out of fear, then relaxed, remembering that with the Eater God around, he’d be warned if there’s danger.
Speaking of which, did the Great Shaman know that the box contained the postman Malone?
Lin Baici thought of calling to ask, but the intense hunger and constantly secreting saliva pulled all his focus towards the Dragon Ball.
Want to eat!
But this Dragon Ball is related to Suzuka Momoka, and this priestess was the dear friend San Miyairi sacrificed everything to save.
[You’re not thinking of returning this Dragon Ball to her, are you?]
[No way, right? No way?]
Lin Baici detected the thick sarcasm in the Eater God’s tone.
[Not just the Dragon Ball, even that Japanese meal, find a chance to consume it!]
The Japanese meal the Eater God referred to was San Miyairi.
"..."
Lin Baici was a good person. Treating San Miyairi as a friend, his first thought was whether to give her back the Dragon Ball.
But in reality, San Miyairi had no relation to the Dragon Ball!
If it were Suzuka Momoka’s remains, giving them to San Miyairi would be fine, but the Dragon Goddess had nothing to do with her.
Xia Hongmian had said that Suzuka Momoka was dead.
Lin Baici thought his trip to Dragon Palace Island was fruitless, but unexpectedly, the most precious loot was in his pocket!
This was truly a windfall from heaven!
No, it’s a golden windfall!
Even Lin Baici, who had harvested top-tier loot at God’s ruins, felt a dizzying joy as if struck by bliss.
It’s something of a higher grade than God’s bones!
The heavens offered it, so don’t take it and face the punishment!
Lin Baici hesitated no longer, immediately wanting to put the Dragon Ball in his mouth to devour.
But seeing the mess in the master bedroom, the things he took out of the Black Tripod Bowl hadn’t been put back...
He hurriedly tidied up.
After all, this was a divine meal extravaganza, nothing like the Manchu Han Imperial Feast, one must maintain some ceremonial feeling.
Lin Baici quickly cleaned up, sitting cross-legged on the bed.
Thanking nature’s gift,
I’m starting to eat!
After praying, Lin Baici put the Dragon Ball into his mouth.
Ugh...
Maybe due to the Dragon Ball’s rich nutrients, it didn’t melt instantly, so Lin Baici swallowed hard.
Gulp!
Gulp!
Lin Baici swallowed several times, even wanting a drink of water to help it go down.
The Dragon Ball’s surface was smooth, but it was too large, getting stuck in his throat.
After five or six tries, Lin Baici finally managed to get the Dragon Ball down his stomach.
Boom!
A surge of immense heat exploded from his stomach, rushing to his limbs and bones.
Lin Baici felt as if he soaked in a scorching hot spring in an instant.
Hiss! Hiss! Hiss!
White steam began emitting from Lin Baici’s body.
As the Dragon Ball was digested, wave after wave of Life Essence washed over his body, making his head dizzy, almost as if he would faint.
He barely managed to endure, relying on strong willpower.
Lin Baici clenched his mouth shut, fists tightened; he actually wanted to scream and vent...
But this was his home, he’d ruin things!
Indeed next time eating such things, find an appropriate ’restaurant’.
Just as Lin Baici concentrated fully on digesting the Dragon Ball,
Bam!
The bedroom door was flung open, Jiang Yitong with red eyes rushed in.
Seeing Lin Baici sitting on the bed, she leaped at him like a hunting dog.
"What the heck?"
Lin Baici frowned, instinctively raising a hand to block, grabbing Jiang Yitong’s arm, pulling her onto the bed, just about to pin her when she suddenly struggled fiercely.
Her state resembled a crazed hungry dog.
"Eater God, what’s up with this guy?"
Lin Baici noticed something was wrong with Jiang Yitong: "Was she contaminated by the Dragon Ball?"
...
Jiang Yitong wanted to explain to Lin Baici again that her mother took the nanny job seriously and responsibly, and even if he wanted to fire her mother, he should be careful with his words.
Of course, Jiang Yitong also wanted to find an excuse to flip through Lin Baici’s phone to make sure he hadn’t taken any photos of her napping on the sofa.
But that excuse was hard to find.
If Lin Baici had taken the photos, he definitely wouldn’t let her see them. So what should she do? If he hadn’t, and she checked, how would she handle it afterwards?
It’s really troublesome!
Jiang Yitong was just outside the hallway, tangled up in thought, when suddenly, her body shook as if she’d run into a ghost on a late-night road, followed by an intense hunger.
She desperately wanted to eat something!
Following her instincts, she crashed into the door. Once inside the bedroom, her rationality was in chaos.
In her eyes, Lin Baici was a feast of color, aroma, and taste; she wanted to bite him, gnaw on him, even swallow him whole.
Lin Baici pinned down Jiang Yitong, and the next second, she turned and bit his wrist.
"Damn!"
Lin Baici winced in pain.
Am I your father’s killer?
This bite’s going to the death!
[Exposed at such close range to the radiation contamination of a god, you think she’d be fine?]
Eater God sneered.
"What should I do now?"
Lin Baici hadn’t dealt with such a problem before, and besides, his mind was also almost losing reason due to the God’s Ability impact.
[She’s already been polluted by the god. If you leave her alone, she’ll eventually become a Dead Flesh Man!]
"Can I put her in the Longevity Jar?"
Lin Baici inquired.
[It’s useless]
[The only way to cure her is to inject Life Essence into her body to enhance her immunity against the god’s radiation!]
Eater God offered a solution, but the problem was...
"Where am I supposed to get Life Essence?"
Lin Baici was speechless: "If I had this stuff, I’d have eaten it already, wouldn’t leave it for another meal!"
Lin Baici now hated Jiang Yitong to death.
Why come to my house for no reason?
Lin Baici wasn’t a bad person, so having someone die in his house, especially due to something he owned, made him extremely displeased because he couldn’t stand by cold-bloodedly.
[You have it!]
"Huh?"
Lin Baici furrowed his brows; his mind felt like it was on fire, both aching and dizzy, causing slower thinking: "You mean my blood?" 𝘧𝓇𝑒𝑒𝑤ℯ𝑏𝓃𝘰𝑣ℯ𝘭.𝘤ℴ𝘮
[No, it’s the essence!]
Eater God corrected.
"What essence?"
Lin Baici didn’t understand.
[You’ve already eaten a few gods; your body has been strengthened, and your offspring will naturally be at the top of the food chain!]
Just like Tyrannosaurus Rex and lions, these beasts are top predators of nature at birth.
Lin Baici’s descendants would be the same.
[Can’t you be clearer?]
Lin Baici’s head hurt; he didn’t want to think.
[Play poker with her!]
Eater God summarized succinctly.
Lin Baici understood, but...
He looked down at Jiang Yitong, who was struggling violently like a mad dog, eager to bite him...
[It’s a pretty good dessert, could be an afternoon delight!]
Eater God appraised, thinking Jiang Yitong’s quality was decent, worth Lin Baici’s taste.
"No..."
Lin Baici was speechless; it didn’t matter if Jiang Yitong was qualified, the key was the two of them had to play poker.
Although Jiang Yitong was beautiful and had a good figure, Lin Baici didn’t lack women, so there was no need to do this kind of thing, but if he didn’t, Jiang Yitong would die.
[It’s up to you; anyway, if you don’t eat, this dessert will go bad!]
Eater God fell silent.
In the room, Jiang Yitong’s eyes were bloodshot, wanting to eat immediately.
Lin Baici thought of Wang Fang, her daughter dying at his house, how would he explain that?
Screw it!
Lin Baici cursed,
Forget it,
playing poker it is!
But Lin Baici, while still rational, turned on the video recording function on his phone and placed it on the table.
He had to keep evidence to prove Jiang Yitong was the one who went mad first.
