Crazy or What? The Gloomy Prince Kisses Me to Tears Every Night!-Chapter 139 - 129: Unless I’m Not a Man

Seeing Feng Qiwu’s smiling Phoenix Eyes, Bai Susu couldn’t help but widen her eyes, "You... you were awake the whole time?"

Ugh!

She got played.

She thought something had happened to him.

...

Looking at Bai Susu’s eyes full of accusation, Feng Qiwu couldn’t help but chuckle, "If I hadn’t pretended to be asleep, how would I have known that you, Susu, could be so mischievous?"

"Since Susu wants to make the first move so badly, I might as well indulge you today. I’ll give you a chance to do whatever you want," Feng Qiwu said, filled with joy.

Upon hearing this, Bai Susu couldn’t help but squint her eyes.

Suddenly, she said, "You mean to say, I can do whatever I want?"

"That’s right." Feng Qiwu nodded.

"Alright, but no matter what I do, you can’t resist, and you can’t retaliate against me afterward, or make me pay double," Bai Susu immediately said.

Hearing this, Feng Qiwu’s eyebrow raised.

Then he nodded.

"No problem."

He was curious to see what exactly she planned to do.

And Bai Susu showed an excited expression once Feng Qiwu agreed.

She then coughed lightly and said, "To avoid you having second thoughts, I suggest tying your hands!"

Feng Qiwu was taken aback and gave her a peculiar look, then nodded in agreement.

Could it be Susu... also has some special hobbies?

She actually wants to tie up his hands.

But since she wants to do this, there’s no harm in indulging her.

Even if she really has some special hobby, he wouldn’t find it off-putting.

At most, it would just be playing along with her.

...

Soon, Bai Susu found one of her belts and tied Feng Qiwu’s hands.

Then she eagerly got out of bed to prepare brush, ink, paper, and inkstone.

Seeing this, Feng Qiwu couldn’t help but show a puzzled expression.

What is Susu preparing the brush and ink for?

And at this moment, Bai Susu looked at Feng Qiwu with bright eyes and then said with a beaming smile, "Then I’ll start now."

Feng Qiwu maintained a calm expression and agreed with a hum.

However, he suddenly saw Bai Susu pounce on him, and swiftly strip his clothes off from head to toe.

Even though Feng Qiwu was mentally prepared, he didn’t expect Bai Susu to become so "bold" all of a sudden.

Just when he thought Bai Susu would take the opportunity to get handsy with him, he suddenly saw a measuring tape for sewing appear in Bai Susu’s hand.

Bai Susu then used this measuring tape to circle around his head, muttered some numbers, then released the tape to measure his neck, chest, and arms.

Feng Qiwu couldn’t help but be stunned.

"Susu... What are you doing?" Feng Qiwu couldn’t help but ask.

"Measuring your body data," Bai Susu replied quickly while deftly gathering the data.

Hearing this, Feng Qiwu said in disappointment, "If you wanted my body data, I could’ve just told you. Why go through all this trouble?"

He thought Susu would have something exciting up her sleeve.

Turns out, this was it?

"That’s not the same." Bai Susu replied without lifting her head.

If he just gave her the data, she couldn’t touch and measure as much as she is now, right?

Then she continued measuring various parts of his body, even meticulously recording the distance between his abs.

It was at this moment that Feng Qiwu realized that measuring body data could be such a torturous affair.

Her cool fingers touched his body occasionally, but it felt like a spark that could ignite a wildfire, instantly stirring the fire within him.

But stubbornly, in order to keep his promise, he had to endure it.

If he had known, he wouldn’t have said he wouldn’t resist earlier. Now, no matter how much he’s suffering, he must endure it.

After a while, Bai Susu finally finished measuring Feng Qiwu’s body data, then walked to the desk to quickly jot it down.

The reason she wanted Feng Qiwu’s body data was actually to make a human model for her medical studies.

This way, learning about acupuncture points wouldn’t be as tedious, and it could even pique her learning interest.

If there was such a handsome human model as Feng Qiwu in the present, she was sure many girls would rush to attend human-related courses just to get another look at the model.

Who wouldn’t love a handsome man?

Hehe.

She really is a clever little imp.

...

And Feng Qiwu, seeing Bai Susu just toss him aside like that, couldn’t help but have a vein throb on his forehead, "Susu... What are you measuring my body data for?"

Bai Susu didn’t hide it from him, "Oh, I want to use your body to make a model for medical study."

Upon hearing this, Feng Qiwu’s mouth twitched.

The next moment, he glanced down at his shorts, then a sly smile appeared on his lips, "Is that so? Well, your attitude towards medical study isn’t very meticulous."

When he said this, Bai Susu immediately frowned at him, "What do you mean my medical study attitude isn’t meticulous?"

"What do you think?" Feng Qiwu shifted his body towards the headboard, finding a comfortable position for himself.

Then, with Bai Susu showing a defiant expression, he pointed his mouth towards the end of the bed, "I’m not an eunuch, you missed measuring an important part."

"Haven’t even measured such an important part, and still dare to say your medical study attitude is meticulous?" Feng Qiwu quirked his lips, with a look of "let’s see what you do now."

Bai Susu: ...

I’ve lost!

When it comes to thick skin, mine can’t compare to yours.

┭┮﹏┭┮

...

Seeing Bai Susu sitting silently in place, Feng Qiwu couldn’t help but raise an eyebrow, "What’s this? Is Susu scared?"

"Don’t worry, since I said I wouldn’t resist, I definitely won’t move," Feng Qiwu assured.

Upon hearing this, Bai Susu’s mouth twitched.

The next moment, she put down the brush in her hand, squinted her eyes, and walked over to the bed.

In her hand, she held the soft measuring tape from before.

Looking at her dazzling eyes, Feng Qiwu felt his heartbeat slipping out of control once more. 𝚏𝗿𝗲𝐞𝐰𝚎𝕓𝐧𝚘𝘃𝗲𝐥.𝐜𝚘𝕞

Susu... Could she really be brave enough to do it?

And reality proved Bai Susu truly had the guts.

Are you kidding!

She has already performed countless surgeries related to this; why would she be afraid of measuring data?

However, even before Bai Susu could start measuring, Feng Qiwu easily snapped the belt tying his hands, then pulled Bai Susu’s body over and pinned her onto the bed.

"Susu, where did you learn these torturous tricks?" Feng Qiwu gritted his teeth.

She really dared!

Seeing the smoldering eyes of Feng Qiwu, Bai Susu involuntarily flinched.

Then she raised her voice, "You liar, didn’t you say you wouldn’t resist?"

"Ha!"

"Unless I’m not a man!" Feng Qiwu let out a cold laugh.

At this point, if he continued to hold back, would he still be a man?

Did she really think his self-control was unbeatable in front of her!

"Want to know the data?"

"Ha, then you’ll have to come and find out for yourself," Feng Qiwu whispered in Bai Susu’s ear, his voice restrained.

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