Clumsy Beast, Keep Your Paws Off-Chapter 441: The Demon Plant That Targets Males
Su Qinglan floated in the water for a moment, watching Shi Feng carefully. The sea was calm. Gentle waves moved around them, and the morning sunlight danced across the surface. She inhaled and exhaled deeply, completely removing any thoughts about the system.
She looked straight at Shi Feng and said, "Shi Feng." He blinked and immediately looked at her.
"Yes?" Su Qinglan slowly raised one finger and pointed toward the open sea. "Let’s have a race."
Shi Feng tilted his head slightly in confusion.
"A race?" Su Qinglan nodded. Then she leaned slightly closer and said in a playful voice, "If you can catch me... you can kiss me one time."
Shi Feng froze. Su Qinglan continued calmly. "Anywhere."
For a full second, Shi Feng’s brain completely stopped working. Kiss... anywhere? Suddenly his entire face turned bright red.
Several extremely inappropriate locations instantly appeared inside his mind. His ears became hot. His breathing stopped. Before he could even respond... Su Qinglan blew him a teasing kiss.
"Catch me if you can!" And then...Splash! She suddenly dived into the sea. A huge splash of water hit Shi Feng directly in the face.
By the time he wiped the water from his eyes...Su Qinglan had already shot forward through the water like an arrow. Shi Feng stood there for a moment, completely stunned.
"Kiss... anywhere..." His face turned even redder as his imagination ran wild. Then suddenly he snapped out of it. His eyes widened.
Su Qinglan was already very far away. Shi Feng immediately panicked. "Lan Lan!" He jumped forward and dived into the water. "I’m coming!"
"You cannot go back on your words!" Inside his mind, he was already grinning widely. He could definitely catch her. After all... he was a seven-stripe beastman.
In terms of strength and speed, a female could never compete with him. With one powerful movement, Shi Feng shot forward through the water.
Meanwhile, Su Qinglan was swimming ahead happily. Soft giggles escaped from her mouth as she moved through the waves. She suddenly realized something.
She really liked swimming like this. The cool sea water. The open ocean. The sunlight. It felt wonderful. Her body cut through the water smoothly as she swam forward.
But after a moment she glanced behind her. And her eyes widened slightly. Shi Feng was already very close.
Much closer than she expected. "Oh no!" She quickly increased her speed. He had only just started chasing her! How could she allow him to catch her already?
But even though she tried her best, she knew something very clearly. Shi Feng was a beastman. His physical strength was far beyond hers.
If they continued like this, he would definitely catch her. Su Qinglan narrowed her eyes. "Not today."
Suddenly small vibrations spread through the water. Tiny green vines quietly moved beneath the surface. Like curious little snakes.
They slowly slithered toward Shi Feng. Shi Feng was swimming quickly when suddenly something touched his leg.
He frowned slightly. "What was that?" Before he could react...
Swish! A small vine wrapped around his ankle.
Shi Feng froze.
"...?"
He looked down. A vine? Where did that come from?
Before he could tear it off... Another vine gently wrapped around his wrist. Then another slowly curled around his arm.
Shi Feng’s eyes widened. "What...?" He quickly grabbed the vines and tore them away. Rip! The vines snapped easily.
Shi Feng snorted. "Just plants." He continued swimming forward. But suddenly...
Swish! Another vine slid around his waist.
Then another wrapped around his arm again. One even slowly crawled across his shoulder. Shi Feng froze in the water.
His expression slowly turned strange. "...What is going on?" The vines were not tight. They were not trying to strangle him.
Instead... they were slowly sliding around him. Like they were playing. One vine gently tapped his cheek lovingly.
Something felt extremely wrong. Very wrong. His face slowly turned livid.
"...Why does this feel strange?" He grabbed another vine and pulled it away. But immediately another one wrapped around his arm again.
Then another brushed against his waist. Then one poked his stomach. Shi Feng’s face turned darker and darker.
For some reason... He suddenly felt like he was being molested by plants.
"...This is not normal." His expression became extremely serious. "Why do these vines feel so strange?"
Meanwhile, far ahead in the water, Su Qinglan quietly watched the scene. And then burst into laughter.
"Hahaha!" "That silly lion!" The vines were happily playing with Shi Feng while he struggled in complete confusion.
And the innocent lion had absolutely no idea... that he was being bullied.
Shi Feng’s face turned darker and darker as the vines continued sliding around him. At first he had tried to ignore them.
Then he tried to tear them away. But these stupid vines kept coming back.
Shi Feng’s patience finally snapped. His eyes flashed with anger. "That’s it!" He grabbed one vine and tore it away violently. "I will teach you a lesson!" He looked like a furious lion fighting a very strange enemy.
But just as he was about to grab another vine, his body suddenly froze. His expression changed instantly. Then his face turned bright red. Because he suddenly realized something horrifying. A vine had somehow sneaked inside his hide.
Shi Feng’s eyes widened in absolute shock. "What the..."
He immediately grabbed it and pulled it out. The vine slipped out slowly... like it had done nothing wrong. It even wiggled slightly in the water as if it was innocent.
Shi Feng stared at it in disbelief. His face turned completely livid. "This shameless plant!" He looked like he was about to explode.
At that moment he suddenly looked toward Su Qinglan. She was floating a short distance away. And she was clearly trying very hard not to laugh. Her eyes were sparkling with mischief.
Shi Feng instantly felt even more embarrassed.
"Lan Lan..." he called awkwardly. Su Qinglan blinked and tilted her head. "Yes?" "What is it?"
Shi Feng opened his mouth. Then he stopped. His expression became extremely conflicted.
How could he explain this? Could he really say that he was being molested by vines?
His face turned even redder. But the vines kept moving again. Shi Feng finally gritted his teeth.
"Lan Lan," he blurted out seriously, "I think I encountered a demon plant." Su Qinglan froze. "...What?"
Shi Feng’s expression was extremely grave. "It seems this plant only targets males," he continued with a stiff face. His teeth were still clenched. "And... it keeps touching me inappropriately."
He looks at Lan Lan; she is completely fine. Why was he the only one being molested? So this horny plant only wants to target males, absolute pervert.
Su Qinglan stared at him. Her brain completely stopped working for a moment.
Demon plant? Molesting him? What the hell?
Then suddenly something clicked inside her head. Those vines... They were hers. Which meant...her vines were molesting him.
Which meant... She...
Su Qinglan’s face instantly turned red. Then she heard his earlier words again. Demon plant.
Her eye twitched. Was this silly lion indirectly calling her a demon plant that molested beastmen? Her expression became extremely strange.
Now She was the one who felt embarrassed. Without saying another word, Su Qinglan quickly swam toward him.
