Clumsy Beast, Keep Your Paws Off-Chapter 440: Luring the Silly Lion to the Sea
Su Qinglan suddenly reached forward before Shi Feng could even react. She grabbed his shoulder and pulled him down toward her.
Then she kissed him fiercely, without giving him even a moment to prepare.
Shi Feng’s eyes instantly widened. His brain completely froze. For a moment, the world seemed to go blank, as if everything around him had disappeared.
When Su Qinglan finally pulled back, Shi Feng was still standing there like a statue.
His face was bright red, his eyes unfocused, and whatever few working brain cells he had left had clearly stopped working.
He looked exactly like someone who had just been struck by lightning.
Su Qinglan looked at him and almost laughed.
This silly lion. Just one kiss and he already looked like this. If she did anything more, this man might really stop breathing.
She cleared her throat and spoke in a casual tone. "Let’s go to the sea."
Shi Feng blinked slowly, still trying to recover his senses. "Sea?"
Su Qinglan nodded seriously. "I want to bathe in the sea. I heard bathing in the early morning is very good for health."
She said it with complete confidence, as if she fully believed her own words.
In truth, she had absolutely no idea whether it was real or not. She had simply made it up on the spot, or maybe she had heard it somewhere but could not remember it.
After all, she just wanted to lure this silly lion away. If they stayed in the cave any longer, he might start thinking about last night again and become sad. That would completely ruin the morning.
Su Qinglan glanced back toward the cave entrance. Everyone was still sleeping. Even if Rong Ye woke up, he probably would not bother following them. And Xuan Long was still sleeping like a mountain.
But if he woke up, he definitely would not allow them to wander outside alone. After all, the most jealous one was still Xuan Long. If he saw how she pampered the others, he really knew how to take double from her. She shuddered at the thought.
So this was clearly the perfect opportunity.
Su Qinglan turned around and began walking toward the sea path. "Come on."
Shi Feng immediately followed her. He walked behind her like a very obedient and extremely confused puppy who had no idea what was happening but was still determined to follow his female anywhere.
Before long, the two of them reached the sea. The early morning sunlight stretched across the water, making the surface sparkle like countless tiny jewels dancing on the waves.
The ocean was calm and peaceful. Gentle waves rolled slowly toward the shore, and the salty breeze carried the fresh scent of the sea through the air.
Su Qinglan looked at the beautiful scene and smiled. "Let’s play in the water!"
Before Shi Feng could even respond, she suddenly ran toward a slightly steep rock near the water.
Then...
Splash!
She jumped perfectly into the sea.
Shi Feng’s heart almost leapt out of his chest. "Su Qinglan!"
Without thinking, he immediately dived in after her.
Inside his mind, one terrifying thought kept repeating again and again. What if she drowned?
Back in the tribes, most females could not swim. Many of them were afraid of deep water. Even though he had seen her swim before, that fear was still deeply rooted inside him.
Shi Feng quickly reached her in the water and wrapped his arms around her waist before pulling her toward the surface.
Su Qinglan rose out of the water and wiped the droplets from her face. Then she looked at him suspiciously.
"Why are you being so touchy?" she asked.
Shi Feng froze.
"I said we came here to play," she continued calmly. "You cannot just hold me like that."
Shi Feng blinked in confusion. Only then did he realize that she had misunderstood his intentions.
"I... I was just helping..."
But before he could finish his sentence, Su Qinglan had already pushed him away.
Shi Feng stopped talking immediately. His shoulders slowly lowered, and he looked at her with a slightly dejected expression.
He looked like a puppy that had accidentally done something wrong and was now waiting to be scolded.
Su Qinglan sighed quietly inside her heart.
This silly man... why was he always the first one to blame himself?
Why could he not be a little spoiled sometimes, just like Rong Ye?
But it seemed she would have to spoil him more in the future. Otherwise, he would never learn to think about himself first.
After all, there was absolutely nothing wrong with sleeping. If they missed midnight, they could still enjoy the morning instead.
Her lips slowly curved upward into a slightly devilish smile.
Anytime works for me.
Suddenly, a voice burst out laughing inside her head.
"Hahaha! That’s my host! I’m rooting for you! Claim this silly lion!"
Su Qinglan’s face instantly darkened.
"You again?" she shouted angrily inside her mind. "Get out!"
"Who asked you to talk right now?"
"Do not ruin my good mood in the morning!"
"And you better go offline! Do not you dare eavesdrop on everything I do with my silly lion!"
The system snickered mischievously.
"Relax, host. I have important work to do. Why would I waste time watching your live stream?"
Then...
Poof.
The system disappeared.
Su Qinglan floated quietly in the water, grinding her teeth with irritation.
"Bastard system..."
"Pervert system..."
"Just who created such a shameless system..."
Su Qinglan floated in the water with a dark expression, still silently cursing the shameless system in her mind.
That annoying thing always appeared at the worst possible moment. It never helped when she actually needed it, yet the moment something embarrassing happened, it suddenly became extremely active.
Was it created just to watch her suffer? The more she thought about it, the more irritated she felt.
She splashed the water lightly with her hand as if she could slap the system through the sea itself.
"Just wait," she muttered quietly in her mind.
"One day I will definitely find a way to shut you up forever."
Behind her, Shi Feng watched her sudden mood change with complete confusion, wondering what he had done wrong this time.







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