Celestial Dragon Sword Venerable-Chapter 166: You’re Too Stinky

"Wan Xuegui, are you insane? Why the hell would you interrupt my Enlightenment Dao? Why would you spout such vulgar, malicious crap and try to harass me? Did I dig up your ancestors’ graves or something?"

Fang Qingxue was livid.

"Fang Qingxue, you—why didn’t you prove you were Fang Qingxue? You made me think you were Ye Tianling in disguise! And now you’re being this vicious? You think you’re the one in the right?"

Wan Xuegui was utterly speechless. His excuse was, naturally, feeble and weak.

But he just couldn’t bring himself to admit he was wrong.

"You—"

Fang Qingxue was seething.

"Go on, keep fighting. I’ll just watch. It’s getting pretty exciting."

Ye Tianling said with a sly chuckle.

He knew what had happened with just a glance.

He also happened to glance at Fang Qingxue’s ’pride,’ and only then did he realize his own imitation had indeed been far too large.

That look from Ye Tianling was all it took to reignite the anger that had just started to subside in Fang Qingxue.

"Ye Tianling!"

Fang Qingxue spat through gritted teeth.

"Don’t call my name so resentfully. It’s as if I did something to you and then abandoned you!"

Ye Tianling chuckled slyly.

Then, he ignored Fang Qingxue and looked directly at Wan Xuegui.

Wan Xuegui gritted his teeth. "Ye Tianling!"

Ye Tianling was speechless. "You’re an old man, and you’re crying out my name like that woman? Are you some kind of fucking pervert?!"

"I—"

Wan Xuegui was so enraged he coughed up blood.

’A pervert?’

’How the fuck could I be more of a pervert than you, Ye Tianling?’

’You dress up as a woman and even go to the trouble of fucking refining two iron balls to stuff in your clothes!’

’You’re so twisted, why don’t you just go die!’

"Enough with the ’you’ and ’me.’ I’ll give you both one chance: submit to me. Otherwise, heheh, I have plenty of ways to make you wish you were dead."

As Ye Tianling spoke, he made a grasping motion with his hand, and a massive amount of Ice Power transformed into a Life and Death Talisman.

An Ice Crystal Life and Death Talisman, crystalline and translucent, materialized in his hand, containing peerless power.

Fang Qingxue and Wan Xuegui were already spent forces.

Both were only at the Half-step Void Realm. In terms of strength and Ability, they were leagues behind that Xia Xinyan.

Now that Ye Tianling had recovered fifty percent of his strength, suppressing Fang Qingxue and Wan Xuegui would be easy.

His Battle Power when casually casting a Life and Death Talisman was now comparable to the Half-step Void Realm.

Therefore, when the aura of the Life and Death Talisman manifested, the expressions on both Wan Xuegui and Fang Qingxue’s faces became incredibly solemn.

"Is that so? Fang Qingxue, let’s team up!"

Wan Xuegui said suddenly.

Fang Qingxue didn’t hesitate. "Alright!"

Then, Wan Xuegui and Fang Qingxue joined forces.

However, the moment they acted, they split up and fled instead of attacking.

They both ran, their speed unimaginably fast.

WHOOSH—WHOOSH—

The two activated powerful Prohibition Talismans, transforming into streaks of Flowing Light. Their speed and reaction time were so fast that Ye Tianling didn’t even have time to make a move.

’They’re good at running, but can they really escape?’

Ye Tianling didn’t look in the direction Fang Qingxue had fled. To him, she was no longer a minor character worth his attention.

Wan Xuegui, on the other hand, was far more valuable.

And after suffering so many ’tribulations,’ Wan Xuegui would almost certainly seek revenge on ’Que Xinyan.’

Ye Tianling used his Soul Talent and the Turtle Breath Technique, activated a Black Feather Escape Talisman, and followed in the direction Wan Xuegui had gone.

...

After escaping a great distance, Wan Xuegui finally breathed a sigh of relief.

A look of shock and uncertainty lingered on his face. Ye Tianling had already left a deep, dark shadow on his heart.

’What terrible luck. Nothing has gone right since I met this Ye Tianling! And that dead mouse is a real piece of work, too! This master and disciple pair is even more hateful than Daoist Que De was back in the day!’

Wan Xuegui muttered to himself, then looked around. He released Sword Qi in all directions with his Ten Thousand Thoughts in One Heart Sword Technique to carefully scan the area.

By now, he was so paranoid that he was jumping at shadows, completely consumed by suspicion.

He relaxed a bit more only after sensing no abnormalities.

’The moment that Ye Tianling’s aura stirred, I felt a fatal sense of crisis. Just how strong has he become? Ai, my Hundred Transformations Soul Refining Pill, my Celestial Tier Creation Pill... they all became resources for his Cultivation to improve...’

Thinking of this, Wan Xuegui couldn’t help but spit out another mouthful of old blood, feeling utterly helpless.

Then he remembered how he had inexplicably mistaken Fang Qingxue for Ye Tianling and fought her to the death, only to become a laughingstock for the real Ye Tianling. Wan Xuegui felt like he couldn’t catch his breath.

’Fang Qingxue is truly beautiful. That Ye Tianling is a Great Demon, and incredibly lecherous. He must have gone after her.’

’He’s probably planning to capture Fang Qingxue for Yin Yang Harmony and Absorption, right? I’ve suffered another loss. I need to find a way to get something out of that dead mouse.’

’That’s right, I didn’t manage to strip that dead mouse bare last time. He still has two valuable pieces of Body-Protecting Armor on him.’

Wan Xuegui muttered to himself, and with a flash, he flew off in another direction.

Though his injuries were severe, it was mostly a loss of Energy.

Along the way, over Time, he had recovered some of his strength, so traveling by Sword Control wasn’t difficult.

After Wan Xuegui left, the light of a Black Feather Escape Talisman dissipated from Ye Tianling’s body as he materialized from his Turtle Breath Technique.

’Seems like everyone thinks I’m a Great Demon?’

’What have I done that’s so demonic? I’m being fucking framed!’

’I’m actually a good person. Look, you son of a bitch, I didn’t kill you, Wan Xuegui, or Fang Qingxue, did I?’

Ye Tianling muttered to himself, and then his figure flickered. He executed the Kunpeng Carefree Travel Body Technique, reactivated his Turtle Breath Technique, and followed along with great ease.

Wan Xuegui did not hear Ye Tianling muttering to himself.

If he had, he probably would have plummeted right off his sword.

’A good person?’

’Someone like that still thinks of himself as a good person?’

...

Wan Xuegui soon arrived at the site of the ancient sealed latrine.

His mood instantly improved upon arriving.

Then, he swaggered inside and said with immense arrogance, "Dead mouse, how’s it feel? Pretty great, huh?"

"Mm, it does feel pretty great. Now get down there for Lord Que!"

Que Xinyan said suddenly.

Wan Xuegui was horrified to discover that he was completely unable to move—sometime, somehow, Que Xinyan had broken this Forbidden Array and modified it.

Not only had Que Xinyan escaped from the latrine, but he had been lying in wait for him here!

THWACK—

Wan Xuegui’s body shuddered as if struck by lightning. Then, Que Xinyan kicked him squarely on his upturned rear end, sending him hurtling gracelessly, like a clumsy goose, toward the enormous, foul-smelling latrine.

"AHHH—"

Wan Xuegui shrieked, his mouth wide open as he faced the latrine...

"Urk—"

Ye Tianling’s figure descended. When he arrived, he was a little dumbfounded by the scene.

"Master."

The moment Ye Tianling appeared, Que Xinyan immediately recognized his identity, confirmed his aura, and bowed deeply, preparing to kowtow in a show of utmost respect.

Ye Tianling waved his hand. "Don’t kneel."

Que Xinyan was moved. "Master, you are too kind."

Ye Tianling shook his head. "No, it’s just that when you kneel, you stir up a stench so foul and disgusting that I, your master, can’t stand it."

The expression on Que Xinyan’s large, fleshy, dark face instantly became a picture, and the fat on his cheeks twitched several times.