Bringing the Little Crown Prince on a Parenting Reality Show — I'm Cleared of All Scandals!-Chapter 145: Livestream Benefits!

[Hahahahaha...]

[Ahhhhh, who gets it, the miserable worker trying not to laugh so hard they turn into a worm!!]

[Xiong Guobing: Such a filial son, he’s killing me with filial piety.]

...

Xiong Guobing wore a dark face, clapping for his younger sister who was introducing her tie-dye work, and tried hard to put on a gentle smile: "Sister, you’re amazing."

Lin Yuxian looked at him.

Shivered all over.

Uncle Guobing is really scary.

She quickly ran over to her brother, whispering, "Uncle Guobing’s smile seems to be saying..."

Lin Wen Yu leaned in, "Saying what?"

Lin Yuxian pursed her lips: "Money is hard to earn, and shit is hard to eat."

Lin Wen Yu: "Pff... cough cough cough..."

He really, really, really couldn’t help but laugh.

"Brother, why are you laughing?" Lin Yuxian looked puzzled, "There’s something in your teeth, and the fans will scold you for not managing your self-image."

Lin Wen Yu’s laughing face gradually stiffened and looked somewhat sinister and frightening.

"Pfft—" Mao Ziyang, sitting next to his sister, laughed out first. Seeing Lin Wen Yu look over, he slapped his own mouth, "It’s all my mouth’s fault, sorry, it didn’t mean to laugh at you having something in your teeth."

Lin Wen Yu: Don’t explain, explaining is just covering up!

He gritted his teeth and said, "You better shut up."

Mao Ziyang turned his head, "Okay."

Looked up at the sky, it was already past eight, how come it was still so bright? Could it be that even God saw Lin Wen Yu laughing with something in his teeth?

"Pfft—"

Hold it in! Mao Ziyang, you’re a professional actor.

You have to hold back your laughter.

"Pwahahahahahahahahaha..."

Mao Ziyang really burst out laughing, unable to stay seated and literally laughed himself onto the ground.

Everyone looked at her, infected by her laughter, couldn’t help but laugh along. Mao Ziyang laughed while weakly waving her hand to fan her mouth, "Lin Wen Yu, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to laugh, I’m sorry, hahaha ga ga ga ga..."

Lin Wen Yu’s face was as black as ink. 𝚏𝕣𝐞𝗲𝐰𝕖𝐛𝐧𝕠𝕧𝚎𝚕.𝐜𝚘𝗺

[I can’t take it anymore, holding back laughter is too painful!]

[Mao Ziyang’s survival instinct is so strong, she’s gone mad with laughter...]

[Hahaha, I’m suffocating from laughter, Mao Ziyang’s struggle to hold back laughter perfectly mirrors my own mental journey.]

[She really and truly demonstrated what it means to literally laugh oneself to the ground, so adorably blown away.]

...

Lin Wen Yu was quite angry, seeing her so happy, he also laughed along: "That’s enough, originally only my sister knew about the thing in my teeth, and now because of your laugh, the whole nation knows."

"I’m sorry!!!" Mao Ziyang loudly apologized while laughing, then worked hard to stand up and bow to Lin Wen Yu, "I’m sorry!!!"

"There’s one more black mark against me..."

"Something in your teeth." Mao Ziyang chimed in, then, realizing it wasn’t appropriate, slapped her own mouth again, "I’m sorry!"

Bows again.

Lin Wen Yu: "..."

He stood up.

"Stop bowing, if you bow any more, I’m afraid I’ll die."

"Okay..."

"Just sit down, I won’t scold you, really." Lin Wen Yu motioned for her to sit back down.

[Hahahahaha, Mao Ziyang perfectly demonstrates what it means for the mouth to run ahead while the brain chases behind.]

[Mao Ziyang’s shaky attempts at bowing, a determined spirit overcoming physical shortcomings.]

[Three bows, hahahaha...]

[These two together are somewhat shippable~]

[They are killing me, I’m laughing till my cheeks hurt.]

...

Mao Ziyang covered her mouth, batting her big, glamorous eyes at her expressionless little niece, as if threatened, shaking her head to indicate she wouldn’t do anything anymore.

She would act properly like a normal person.

Mao Xiaomiao forced herself to put on a serious face and said: "What I made is a pillow cover, and I wrote my thoughts on it as well, hoping I can pursue my dreams while not forgetting my original intent."

"Applause!" Mao Ziyang declared first.

Mu Ran tightly pursed her lips, she’s going crazy, feeling like Mao Ziyang is holding back laughter.

The simultaneous sounds of laughter completely shattered the silence.

Even the staff were struggling painfully to hold back their laughter.

Xiong Guobing was forcefully sent on by the director to host, "Xiao Jin, it’s your turn to introduce now."

Xiao Jin was a pretty serious kid.

He had no problem on stage!

Chu Xijin indeed was quite proper, holding a T-shirt that was difficult to describe, he told everyone: "I originally intended to give this to my aunt, but my aunt said it doesn’t suit her style, too flamboyant. I then planned to give it to the director sister, but she said it’s too big, the shirt can cover her knees. So I secretly used my aunt’s phone to show it to another aunt, and she said..."

"What did she say?" Xiong Guobing asked.

"Looks like a craft piece."

Everyone breathed a heavy sigh of relief.

A normal answer, acceptable.

"Can I give it to your uncle?" Chu Xijin’s eyes were blank.

[Hahahahahahaha...]

[Going crazy with laughter.]

[Xiao Jin rolling his eyes, so funny.]

...

Mu Ran was also covering her face, a little embarrassed.

Couldn’t help but laugh again.

Chu Xijin silently walked down, stuffed the rolled-up shirt into a corner, out of sight out of mind!

Mu Ran comforted him, "Alright, alright, I’ll wear it!"

"No." Chu Xijin refused, starting to eat a kebab.

Humph.

He wasn’t going to give it to anyone.

He was going to keep it for himself to wear!!!

He was going to wear it as his very first short-sleeve shirt!

"Actually, the shirt doesn’t look too bad, it’s just in between looking good and ugly," Mu Ran said.

At this moment, the netizens who understood this joke immediately chimed in.

[So ugly!!!!]

[Thankfully, Xiao Jin can’t see the comments, phew.]

[Hahahaha, Xiao Jin was angry at being disliked.]

...

The last one to show their tie-dye was Zhu Wenzhen, who lightly coughed: "Hello everyone, my name is Zhu Wenzhen, my father is Zhu Youhua, a streaming host, and my mother is Zhu Zhuting, also a streaming host. Today we are gathered here mainly for one thing."

Everyone: "???"

Weren’t they supposed to introduce tie-dye crafts?

Zhu Wenzhen continued: "Tomorrow morning at eight o’clock, there’s a livestream, don’t miss it. We have Jiang Province specialties, an absolute real setting backdrop, and significant benefits waiting for everyone. Please make sure to come, or else I’ll be sad, sob sob sob~"

Zhu Youhua and Zhu Zhuting were embarrassed.

They fancied themselves as having thick skins.

Compared to their son, they were nothing.

Zhu Wenzhen, quite pleased with himself, raised his chin, "For everyone who joins the livestream tomorrow, I’ll give out a 100 yuan no-threshold coupon to each, family, aren’t these benefits awesome!!!"

[Awesome (hysterical roar)!!!]

[Open the livestream for me!]

[Where’s the link? I want to buy something!]

[No wonder he’s the son of a big-name streamer, so generous!]

...

The bullet screen was going crazy, Zhu Zhuting and Zhu Youhua were also about to go insane, quickly covering their son’s mouth, telling him not to ramble, giving out a 100-yuan no-threshold coupon each would bankrupt them.

Zhu Wenzhen was still waving his scarf, asking his parents to let go, "I’m not finished yet!"