A Family of Hopeless Romantics, Except for the Evil Little Junior Brother-Chapter 218: Nascent Soul Tribulation

Looking up, toward the heavens above.

Billowing thunderclouds gathered like ink being poured, stacking layer upon layer, pressing down like an enormous black mountain.

With deep, rumbling thunder echoing in the skies, bolts of lightning began to crazily converge within the clouds.

It’s coming!!

After brewing for a whole day, as the aura around Li Xuanxiao grew more and more intense—

The first bolt of heavenly tribulation finally struck down.

His own Nascent Soul tribulation.

Li Xuanxiao’s expression shifted sharply, the Thunder-Eating Fire Silkworm on his chest glowing with light.

Thunder corresponds to the Zhen hexagram, symbolizing the beginning of all things,

Fire subdues thunder.

The century-old fire silkworm was a divine weapon made to devour tribulation lightning.

About half an hour later, the fire silkworm had completely swallowed all the lightning.

Then, in the next instant, the second bolt of lightning suddenly came crashing down.

“Rumble——!!!”

This time, the fire silkworms couldn’t withstand the tribulation’s might.

Each one swelled up, their bellies bloating. Once the second tribulation bolt landed—

They burst apart one after another, turning to dust.

At the same time, a hidden mechanism Li Xuanxiao had planted was triggered.

The Fire-Thunder Wood diverted the tribulation, channeling it directly into the ley lines.

The puppet substitute exploded into powder.

Of course, just reducing a puppet to powder wasn’t enough.

The Parent-Child Gu insects Li Xuanxiao had set up transferred half the tribulation’s energy into a dying heretic cultivator in a sealed tomb he’d arranged.

This heretic had tried to use a grand formation and human sacrifice

To resurrect himself.

After discovering this, Li Xuanxiao completely sealed the man inside the tomb.

The man’s birth chart just happened to be eerily similar to his own.

But luck like this was rare and couldn’t be relied upon.

The second tribulation bolt was neutralized.

Li Xuanxiao flicked his sleeve, arcs of lightning dancing across the fabric.

He had already deduced 888 models for the evolution of heavenly tribulations.

“...........”

After the third bolt ended,

All twelve puppet substitutes Li Xuanxiao had planted within a thousand-mile radius—each carrying Parent-Child Gu nurtured with his own blood—

Had been completely reduced to dust.

Li Xuanxiao let out a long breath.

This... this is supposed to be a normal tribulation for breaking through to Nascent Soul?

His face grew solemn.

Good grief, so you’re not even pretending anymore, huh?

Li Xuanxiao had observed many Nascent Soul tribulations in the past.

But now, looking at his own tribulation—

There was not even a sliver of resemblance!

“Come on then, you d*mn Heavenly Dao.”

Li Xuanxiao cursed inwardly.

I anticipated your anticipation of my anticipation...

The fifth bolt of lightning.

Li Xuanxiao formed a hand seal—

A Death-Substitute Talisman appeared in his hand.

Waiting for the tribulation to fall.

Finally, a thick bolt of lightning came down like a giant sword from the sky.

“Not good!”

Li Xuanxiao cried out inwardly, quickly activating the lightning-guiding formation meant for the sixth tribulation.

However, though the formation activated—

The lightning wasn’t drawn in.

Instead, it crashed straight from the heavens into his body.

But Li Xuanxiao didn’t feel any pain.

Not even the slightest numbness.

It was as if the lightning was fake.

His face filled with confusion, he had no idea what was happening.

“What the hell!?”

This bolt of lightning vanished the moment it touched him, like starlight.

Li Xuanxiao reached out his hand.

Just then, he suddenly looked up—

And saw a figure floating in mid-air not far away.

A chill shot down Li Xuanxiao’s spine.

Em—Empress Feng!?

Why the h*ll was Di Nü Feng here!?

To avoid running into Di Nü Feng and Liu Qiushui the moment he stepped out,

Li Xuanxiao had prepared extensively.

Liu Qiushui should currently be at the Fifth Prince of Great Sui’s mansion.

And Di Nü Feng was supposed to be in the Hall of Tian Sha.

Of course, it was also possible she showed up to kill him out of nowhere.

Li Xuanxiao took a step back.

In the blink of an eye, Di Nü Feng teleported right in front of him.

A flash of mysterious, seductive black appeared before his eyes... Black stockings!?

Silky and smooth, wrapping around her long, beautiful legs—above them, a tight, black leather skirt.

Clinging to every curve, outlining a graceful, alluring figure.

Di Nü Feng’s upturned eyes carried a flirtatious sparkle.

Below her tall nose bridge, her red lips parted slightly, curling into a smile that radiated endless charm.

And above—

Her chest was full and heaving.

Good heavens, why are your pecs so big!?

Di Nü Feng threw herself into Li Xuanxiao’s arms.

“Brother Xuanxiao!!”

Li Xuanxiao shivered, his scalp tingling.

That voice...

Hss!!

He sucked in a cold breath.

This outfit...

Then it hit him. “Xuanxiao Flying Kick!! Go to h*ll!”

Li Xuanxiao kicked Di Nü Feng flying.

Of course it was his heart demon.

He slapped his Tianmen acupoint.

Instantly, his mind cleared.

But Di Nü Feng didn’t disappear.

Instead, more figures appeared.

There was Liu Qiushui, Junior Sister Zhao Lu, even Senior Sister Su Wan in abstract form.

Heart demons!!

Su Wan: “Hahahahaha!!”

Senior Sister Su Wan’s portrait began to blur, turning into countless abstract hands reaching for Li Xuanxiao.

While laughing, they attacked him relentlessly.

Li Xuanxiao dodged left and right—though these were illusions,

The attacks felt terrifyingly real.

Zhao Lu shouted, “Senior Brother! Bad news, something’s happened at Mount Shushan!

Feng Liuli and Senior Brother Lu Ziyin fell in love!

Feng Liuli was falsely accused and has turned dark. Lu Ziyin fell into demonic cultivation for her.

Now he’s demanding the Demon Suppression Tower be opened.

Third Senior Sister Lin Wanqing wants revenge—she found out you were the one who killed Fan Yue.

Sixth Senior Sister’s child’s father has arrived at Mount Shushan. He says Shushan mistreated his kid and wants to wipe the sect out.

Seventh Senior Brother’s wife was accidentally killed by a Shushan disciple—he’s gone dark too!”

Li Xuanxiao: ...........

He almost coughed up a mouthful of blood.

Liu Qiushui clutched her belly and sobbed, “Actually, I’m already pregnant with your child. That night... I drugged you.”

Li Xuanxiao kept Turtle Breathing Technique running to avoid inhaling too sharply and disturbing the spiritual flow.

“It’s all fake, all illusions. It’s all fake, all illusions!”

He repeated over and over again, and the formation he had planted within his spiritual sea began to echo back—

“Everything you are experiencing and seeing right now is false.”

To prevent himself from slipping for even a moment and falling into the trap.

“............”

“Rumble rumble rumble——!!”

Di Nü Feng’s figure teleported again.

A black-robed shadow pursued her from behind.

Another familiar figure was surrounding her—

A fellow from the Hall of Tian Sha—its Deputy Sect Leader.

“You actually betrayed the Hall of Tian Sha! Traitor!” Di Nü Feng roared.

“Hah! With that brain of yours, you think you deserve to lead the Hall of Tian Sha? If it weren’t for me holding things together these past years, our Hall would’ve collapsed long ago. I should’ve been the Hall Master ages ago. Why should you get the title?

The day Master picked you as Hall Master was the biggest mistake of all!”

The Deputy Sect Leader—also Di Nü Feng’s Junior Sister—sneered coldly. frёewebηovel.cѳm

Di Nü Feng gritted her teeth. “Bullsh*t!!”

The black-robed man waved the Ten Thousand Souls Banner and laughed:

“Come now, Di Nü Feng. Enter my Ten Thousand Souls Banner.”

“..........”

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