Let's Squander A Billion First!

[World] Peach Blossom Remains: Teaming with Bunny, is there any hope?

[World] Bunny’s Fangirl: My condolences.

[World] Born with You: Farewell, sister, we will miss you.

[World] Did Bunny Log In Today: This is the price of teaming with Bunny, accept it!

[World] Bunny’s Real Girlfriend: A tough one, even as the girlfriend, I wouldn’t dare team with Bunny, impressive!

[World] I’m Not Bunny: I’m still here, what’s with you guys, gonna be kicked out of the fan club!

[World] Galloping Pork Belly: Hahaha, Bunny is so pitiful.

[World] Slender Dust No Shadow: I don’t want to laugh, but I can’t help it, sorry, hahahahahaha.

[World] Daring Difficult People: Peach Blossom, what dungeon are you running with Bunny?

[World] Peach Blossom Remains: Demonic Book, I didn’t want to, I was originally with the wealthy sister, Bunny suddenly appeared, I couldn’t refuse.

[World] Daring Difficult People: Damn! Didn’t call me?

[World] Do You Want to Get Rich Overnight?: Damn! Didn’t call me?

[World] Ruoye: Damn! Didn’t call me?

[World] Slap Professional: Damn! Didn’t call me?

Chuzheng looked at the various comments in the world chat and calmly turned it off.

-

After the dungeon, Chuzheng knew how much of a drag I’m Not Bunny was.

His skills were okay, but while fighting he would suddenly start talking and then die.

The Demonic Book is a special dungeon that drops parts of the Demonic set.

It’s the equipment everyone’s after in the game right now.

But the drop rate is as disheartening as the Cangyu Sword.

"My idol’s pit isn’t just randomly dying, his luck with dungeon drops is terribly bad!"

Peach Blossom Remains quietly explained to Chuzheng.

However, this time, to Peach Blossom Remains’ surprise, when the final boss fell, parts of the Demonic set actually dropped.

"Bunny, did you cheat today?"

Peach Blossom Remains shouted excitedly at I’m Not Bunny.

I’m Not Bunny: "No way. I’m not that kind of person, I have an idol image to uphold."

Chuzheng: "..."

Without an idol image you’d cheat, huh?

"Let’s do a few more runs and divide everything at the end." Pineapple Blowing Snow suggested.

No one else disagreed.

In the following runs, lots of items dropped every time, and there were always Demonic parts, though there were repeats, but when there were repeats, two would drop, one of which was definitely not a repeat.

"You guys continue, I’ll leave for a bit."

Peach Blossom Remains was surprised: "Hey? We haven’t divided the loot yet..."

"I’ll be back in a bit."

"Oh, okay then."

Chuzheng teleported away to ’soothe’ the troublemaking big baby.

But after Chuzheng left, their dungeon luck turned so bad that their parents wouldn’t recognize it, with only worthless drops.

"Do you remember last time when the Cangyu Sword dropped, the wealthy sister was in the party too?"

"Seems like it?"

"Once the wealthy sister left, nothing dropped."

"!!!"

Everyone seemed to grasp some truth and urged Chuzheng to come back quickly.

After pacifying Qin Luo, Chuzheng returned to the team.

[Hehe.] Was that pacifying? That was clearly threatening!

What else could I do?

I asked him to follow me, but he wouldn’t.

He insisted I go keep him company?

Is that possible?

[...]

"Quick! Try one more time!" Chuzheng came back, and Peach Blossom Remains excitedly urged.

Sure enough, with Chuzheng there, good items dropped again.

"Sister, are you Jin Li?"

"Huh?"

"With you here, the drop rate is a hundred percent!!"

"..." Chuzheng paused for a moment: "Weren’t you saying that low credit points mean bad luck?"

"What’s your credit point total?"

"Ten thousand, maybe."

"..." I’m Not Bunny twitched his mouth: "What do you mean by low credit points?"

Chuzheng slowly replied: "Negative."

I’m Not Bunny: "Huh?"

Last time when Chuzheng lost credit points, people in the world were more focused on her level up and not the credit point issue.

After realizing, they opened the credit leaderboard.

Seeing Chuzheng’s high negative score at the top, they fell into an eerie silence.

This level of negativity must be extremely unlucky!

Xing Yun meekly: "Maybe... it’s a coincidence?"

"You just need to try and you’ll know." I’m Not Bunny: "This time you stay out, we’ll do it."

Without Chuzheng, they returned to previous drop rates.

As long as Chuzheng was brought into the team, drop rates skyrocketed.

"Sister, for the final blow on the boss, can you do it?" Pineapple Blowing Snow asked Chuzheng.

They wore the boss down to low health, and Chuzheng stepped in to land the final hit.

Everyone watched the boss fall and waited for the drop.

The boss’s body disappeared quickly, but... nothing dropped.

Everyone: "..."

Chuzheng: "..."

Well, what does this mean?

It happened twice in a row.

Without Chuzheng, at least random stuff would drop.

With Chuzheng lending the final blow, not even a feather dropped.

"I think I know now." Pineapple Blowing Snow deeply considered: "Sister, you might be unlucky yourself, but you bring luck to others with you."

Chuzheng looked at him expressionlessly.

Pineapple Blowing Snow: "Simply put, you’re like a Jin Li to others."

Suffering yourself but enriching others.

Chuzheng stayed silent.

The weak and helpless little one just wants some peace and quiet right now.

"How did you get that negative anyway?" I’m Not Bunny curiously asked: "Managing to be over ten thousand in the negative, wow!"

"Bunny, just bribe the guards a few more times." Pineapple Blowing Snow said.

"???"

Being an entertainer, I’m Not Bunny couldn’t completely immerse himself in the game and ignore real-life responsibilities.

So he wasn’t aware of many things happening in the game.

"Just punch some NPCs and then bribe them, you’ll quickly get in the negatives like the wealthy sister."

"..."

-

This Jin Li of a Chuzheng only benefits others.

No one knows who leaked it, but suddenly everyone wanted to run dungeons with Chuzheng, even needing a lottery to do so.

Chuzheng, finding it annoying, hid with Qin Luo.

Qin Luo had made several changes to the previously empty little building, and now it had everything, quite lively.

"Xiao Chu, are you unhappy?"

"Just thinking, don’t bother me."

"Xiao Chu, if you’re unhappy, tell me. I’ll help you." Qin Luo cupped his face in his hands, smiling sweetly: "I’m very capable."

Chuzheng raised her hand to pat his head, but it was just a bunch of data, it didn’t feel like much.

Chuzheng quickly withdrew her hand and said nonchalantly: "Mm."

Qin Luo tilted his head, looking at her.

Space fell into silence.

Chuzheng, feeling uneasy under Qin Luo’s gaze, asked: "Why are you staring at me?"

"Um, if Xiao Chu leaves, I won’t be able to see anymore." Qin Luo softly said: "I wish Xiao Chu could stay here always."

"..."

Chuzheng frowned seriously: "Don’t get any wrong ideas, if I want out, I have plenty of ways, you can’t keep me here."

"If Xiao Chu doesn’t like it, I won’t do it." Qin Luo waved his hands: "I won’t make Xiao Chu angry."

"Don’t overthink it, I’ll just be with you as long as you want." Chuzheng said.

Qin Luo’s eyes lit up: "Really?"

"You have to behave."

"..." Qin Luo lowered his eyelashes for a moment, then looked up with an especially sweet smile: "Okay, as long as Xiao Chu accompanies me, I’ll listen to everything Xiao Chu says."