Let's Squander A Billion First!

"Hmm."

She didn’t expect that hiring through an NPC would mean hiring a player.

City’s got game.

"What do you want to do?" I’m Not A Rabbit checked her profile and gave a light "yo": "You’re a new account, leveling up with monsters?"

Chuzheng’s face was indifferent: "No."

Ha, naive, would a pro do such childish things?!

The pros are off to do big things!

I’m Not A Rabbit was puzzled: "Hmm?"

At this level, what can you do without leveling up through battling monsters?

Chuzheng took me to the graveyard and pointed at Zhang Dahai’s grave: "Dig the grave."

I’m Not A Rabbit: "??"

Chuzheng seemed to see big, bold question marks on I’m Not A Rabbit’s face. 𝒻𝑟ℯℯ𝑤𝑒𝑏𝑛𝘰𝓋𝑒𝓁.𝒸𝑜𝘮

Did he hear wrong, or did she say it wrong?

I’m Not A Rabbit’s skeptical gaze moved back and forth between the grave and Chuzheng.

I’m Not A Rabbit finally spoke dryly after a while: "Are you serious?"

Digging graves?

Is this a new gameplay mechanic in the game?

Or has it been unnoticed before?

Chuzheng: "Of course."

I’m Not A Rabbit: "..."

The task was already accepted.

If this kind of task isn’t completed, experience points and credit points will be deducted.

I’m Not A Rabbit thought that Chuzheng’s request was a bit odd, but it’s just a game, so he didn’t overthink it.

He quickly purchased the tools for grave digging from the store.

I’m Not A Rabbit started digging the grave.

"Why are you digging a grave?" He asked Chuzheng while digging.

Chuzheng leaned against the nearby tree trunk: "Why do you care so much?"

"..." I’m Not A Rabbit tossed his bangs aside: "Can’t say? Is it a hidden task?"

Chuzheng ignored him.

I’m Not A Rabbit persevered: "We’re just playing a game, what’s there to keep secret?"

Chuzheng still ignored him.

I’m Not A Rabbit asked several times persistently, then finally pouted, lowered his head, and focused intently on digging the grave.

Never expected that one day he’d be doing this kind of thing.

Why did he have itchy fingers and accept this task!!

Even though it’s just data, for realism’s sake, this thing has to be dug bit by bit.

The grave was hard to dig.

I’m Not A Rabbit’s stamina drained quickly. He looked at the still-unrevealed grave and sat down beside it.

He waved his hand in the air: "I’ll take a break and recover some stamina."

Chuzheng silently bought some stamina recovery potions from the store for him.

I’m Not A Rabbit: "..."

He’s here to play games, not do manual labor—even in the game, it feels like hard work!

He glanced over at Chuzheng.

Chuzheng was still wearing the black and white Feather Clan novice outfit, leaning against the withered old tree, her posture relaxed and elegant.

She lacked the gentle elegance of a girl, but instead had a bit of a valiant and aloof demeanor.

I’m Not A Rabbit withdrew his gaze, even more curious about why she was digging a grave.

So I’m Not A Rabbit continued to work hard.

-

Half an hour later.

I’m Not A Rabbit sat on the dirt, pointed at the hole he dug: "Found bones."

But aside from bones, there was nothing else.

Chuzheng saw that the bones had a pickup icon. She jumped into the pit.

Right in front of I’m Not A Rabbit, she picked up the bones.

The bones disappeared from her hands and were stored in the backpack.

I’m Not A Rabbit: "..."

Wow!

This is basically digging up someone’s body in real life!!

The game’s planning is really something else!!

Chuzheng got the item and turned to leave.

I’m Not A Rabbit had completed his task and received his reward, yet he still followed Chuzheng.

"No, what kind of task is this?" I’m Not A Rabbit was burning with curiosity: "At your level, it should be a novice task. I’ve never heard of novice tasks like this."

Every race’s novice tasks were different.

But generally, they wouldn’t deviate from the same framework.

If there really was such an unusual task, it would’ve been discovered long ago.

Yet he hadn’t heard of it, proving that no one had done this task.

"Don’t walk so fast!"

"Let’s be friends!"

"I’m a good person!"

Chuzheng: "..."

There’s even a fight for my livelihood!

Chuzheng ignored him and went directly to find the coachman for teleportation.

There was only one teleportation option, but when I’m Not A Rabbit teleported there, he didn’t find Chuzheng.

"???"

Wait!

Something seems off!

How can a zero-level account teleport out of the novice village?

Is it a bug?

I’m Not A Rabbit felt a strong sense of malice.

He opened the world chat, and as the message filter was lifted, he was bombarded with messages from the world chat.

[World] Brother Rabbit Online: I saw that Rabbit!!

[World] Rabbit Fanatic: I saw it too, Rabbit, didn’t you say you were retreating to write a new song? Why are we meeting in the game!?

[World] Your Ugly: Seeking coordinates!

[World] Daring Difficult People: Rabbit Bro is here.

[World] Do You Want to Get Rich Overnight?: A wave of Rabbit fans is approaching, prepare defenses, if you catch a wife, you’ll be set.

[World] Galloping Pork Belly: Maybe it’s an old partner?

[World] Rabbit’s Girlfriend: Rabbit, aren’t you supposed to be writing songs? Why are you online? Don’t worry about me, I’m strong, I can play games alone!! I can even play your part too!!

[World] Slow Heat Announcement: Who is I’m Not A Rabbit?

[World] My Rabbit is Handsome: Edible.

I’m Not A Rabbit felt a pang in his chest from Rabbit’s Girlfriend’s words.

What kind of people are these!

[World] I’m Not A Rabbit: Does anyone know how a zero-level account can leave the novice village?

[World] Daring Difficult People: Rabbit Bro, are you deranged from writing songs?

[World] Face-Slap Specialist: Watching Rabbit Bro deceive fans online.

[World] I’m Not A Rabbit: I’m serious. Just now someone named One Step Loses a Billion left the novice village at zero level!!

[World] Daring Difficult People: ...

[World] Ruoye: ...

[World] Do You Want to Get Rich Overnight?: ...

[World] Face-Slap Specialist: Who did you say?

[World] I’m Not A Rabbit: One Step Loses a Billion?

[World] I’m Not A Rabbit: This name is a bit unique.

[World] I’m Not A Rabbit: Is this a bug, can I report her?

Chuzheng opened the world chat just in time to see this sentence.

[World] One Step Loses a Billion: Is there money in reporting me?

[World] I’m Not A Rabbit: ???

Apparently, it wasn’t just I’m Not A Rabbit that was confused, the whole world chat was confused.

Chuzheng browsed through the previous messages and realized that this guy was quite famous...

Chuzheng found a forum that can be accessed in-game and searched for I’m Not A Rabbit.

Soon enough, plenty of posts popped up.

I’m Not A Rabbit was quite famous on the server.

Not because he was amazing.

But because he was a celebrity.

The kind with tens of millions of Weibo followers.

But this celebrity Rabbit was so addicted to games that he didn’t focus on singing.

A professional gamer hindered by singing!

Rumor has it he’s applying to be a game spokesperson, but the latest news says he was mercilessly rejected...