I Stole the Villain's Cat, and Now He Thinks I'm His Wife

Chapter 60: The Arrogant Elders, The Magicless Husk, and The Cold Draft

I Stole the Villain's Cat, and Now He Thinks I'm His Wife

Chapter 60: The Arrogant Elders, The Magicless Husk, and The Cold Draft

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Chapter 60: Chapter 60: The Arrogant Elders, The Magicless Husk, and The Cold Draft

The absolute, pristine peace of the Northern Fortress lasted for exactly four days.

I was sitting in the solar, comfortably wrapped in a thick wool shawl, going over the weekly grain inventories. Ginji, my newly appointed fox-kin shadow, was leaning casually against the doorframe, his bushy red tail swaying in a slow, rhythmic arc.

Suddenly, a massive, deep BWOOOM echoed through the stone walls, rattling the inkwell on my desk. It was the great iron horn of the outer gates.

Ginji’s ears instantly snapped straight up. His hand dropped to the hilt of his uchigatana, his lazy posture vanishing in a fraction of a second.

"Are we under attack?" I asked, standing up.

"No, My Lady," Ginji said, his amber eyes narrowing as he listened to a second, shorter blast of the horn. "That is the ceremonial greeting. We have guests. Very powerful ones."

The oak doors swung open. Akira stepped into the room, and the temperature instantly plummeted. He was wearing his heavy Warlord armor, the dark iron plates completely devoid of the casual warmth he had shown me over the last few days. His jaw was clenched so tight a muscle ticked in his cheek, and his blue yokai fire was practically smoking off his shoulders.

"Akira?" I walked over to him, instinctively reaching out to touch his arm. "What’s wrong?"

"The Clan Elders," Akira growled, his voice a lethal, vibrating rumble. "When the Consort Mark sealed, the magical tether sent a resonance pulse across the entire North. The ancient Yokai families felt it. They have come to inspect the woman who permanently bound the Demon Prince."

"Inspect me?" I raised an eyebrow. "I’m a wife, not a prize horse."

"They are traditionalists, Lady Kitsune," Ginji murmured quietly from the doorframe. "They respect power, bloodline, and magical cores. They do not look kindly upon humans. Especially humans from the capital."

"They will look at you with absolute respect, or I will remove their eyes," Akira stated flatly, stepping closer and wrapping a heavy, protective arm around my waist. "You do not have to see them. I can send them away."

I looked up at him. I saw the genuine worry in his amber eyes. He wasn’t scared of the Elders; he was scared they would make me feel like a basement rat again.

I let out a soft sigh, reaching up to adjust the collar of his dark tunic.

"If you send them away, they will think I am a weak, trembling capital flower who is terrified of them," I said practically. "I am the Lady of the North now, Akira. I’m not hiding in the solar."

A fierce, incredibly proud light sparked in his eyes. The Warlord smirk returned.

"Ginji," I ordered, turning to the fox-kin. "Tell Yua to fetch my heaviest, darkest winter robes. If we are meeting traditionalists, I am not wearing capital silk. I am wearing iron and fur."

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The Great Hall of the fortress was lined with the vanguard guard. Commander Tomoe stood at the base of the raised dais, her hand resting threateningly on her sword hilt. Quartermaster Koji stood beside her, his scarred face completely rigid.

Akira sat on the massive iron throne at the center of the dais. I sat on the slightly smaller, but equally imposing, Consort’s chair right beside him. I wore deep charcoal wool trimmed with thick, black wolf fur, my gray hair pinned up sharply with heavy iron needles.

The heavy oak doors opened.

Three figures swept into the hall. They didn’t walk; they seemed to glide over the stone floor, trailing freezing mist and immense magical pressure.

The leader was Lord Haku of the White Wolf clan, a tall, gaunt man with piercing yellow eyes and long, stark white hair. To his left was Lady Shizuka of the Snow Cranes, wrapped in pristine white feathers. To his right was an elder of the Mountain Bears, a massive brute of a man covered in scars.

As they approached the dais, the air in the room grew heavy and suffocating. It was a deliberate display of spiritual pressure, designed to make mortals fall to their knees in terror.

I watched them stop at the base of the stairs.

I didn’t blink. I didn’t tremble. I just politely crossed my legs under my dark robes.

Because I didn’t have a magical core, I couldn’t actually feel the crushing spiritual weight they were projecting. To Akira and Tomoe, the air was crackling with lethal energy. To me, it just felt like someone had left a window open and let a cold draft in.

Lord Haku’s yellow eyes narrowed slightly when he realized I wasn’t gasping for air.

"Lord Akira," Haku spoke, his voice echoing with centuries of cold authority. He gave a shallow, entirely disrespectful bow. "We felt the tether seal. We came to offer our... congratulations. Though we find the reality deeply disturbing."

"Speak carefully, Haku," Akira warned, his voice low and vibrating with a terrifying promise of violence.

Lady Shizuka stepped forward, her dark eyes locking onto me with absolute, undisguised disdain.

"We expected a Warlord of your pedigree to choose a Consort of equal standing," Shizuka said smoothly, her voice like cracking ice. "A High Elf of the eastern woods, perhaps. Or a royal Yokai. But this... this is a mortal. A human from the very capital that has oppressed our kind for centuries."

"She is not just mortal," the Bear Elder grunted, sniffing the air aggressively. "She is a husk. She has absolutely no magic. No mana core. No spiritual aura. She is completely empty!"

Murmurs broke out among the vanguard guards.

Lord Haku looked directly at me, his lip curling in disgust. "A Warlord’s power is an ocean. The Consort must be a vessel strong enough to contain the overflow. You have tied your immortal soul to a cracked, mundane teacup, My Lord. She is a massive liability to the North."

Akira moved so fast it was a blur.

He didn’t draw a weapon. He just stood up, and a tidal wave of pure, absolute demonic fury exploded through the Great Hall. The blue yokai fire violently erupted from his shoulders, completely shattering the Elders’ spiritual pressure in an instant.

Lord Haku staggered backward. Lady Shizuka gasped, raising her feathered sleeves as the temperature in the hall dropped to deadly, sub-zero levels.

"You will kneel," Akira roared, his amber eyes glowing like twin suns. "Or I will separate your heads from your—"

I reached out and placed my bare hand firmly over his clenched, armored fist.

The raging blizzard in the room stopped instantly.

Akira froze. He looked down at me, the world-ending Warlord fury completely halted by the light touch of my fingers.

I didn’t stand up. I kept my posture perfectly relaxed, leaning back into my iron chair. I gave the terrified Elders a polite, incredibly sharp smile.

"You are absolutely right, Lord Haku," I said, my voice carrying clearly through the silent hall. "I have no magic. I cannot summon fire, I cannot shape ice, and I cannot transform into a majestic beast."

I slowly stood up, letting go of Akira’s hand. I walked to the edge of the dais, looking down at the three ancient, arrogant beings.

"I am a magicless husk from a capital basement," I continued pleasantly. "And yet, with zero magic, I completely dismantled the Emperor’s spy network. I outmaneuvered the Imperial Court. I burned an Imperial Mage barge to the waterline using cooking oil, and I forced the Son of Heaven to abdicate his throne in disgrace."

The Elders stared at me in stunned silence.

I tilted my head, my smile turning into a razor-thin line of pure, White Lotus malice.

"Tell me, Lord Haku," I asked softly. "You have immense magical power. Your core is legendary. How many Emperors have you overthrown this month?"

Haku opened his mouth, his face flushing a furious, humiliated red, but no words came out.

"I don’t need a magical core to rule the North," I stated, my voice dropping the polite facade, becoming pure, unyielding iron. "I don’t need a spiritual aura to balance the fortress ledgers, secure the trade routes, or feed the vanguard. And I certainly do not need magic to hold the Warlord’s leash."

I looked back at Akira. The terrifying Demon Prince was staring at me with such overwhelming pride and devotion that it made my chest ache.

I looked back down at the Elders.

"If my lack of magic offends your traditional sensibilities, you are welcome to march your clans back to your mountains," I told them coldly. "But while you are in my fortress, you will address me as your Lady. Do you understand?"

For ten agonizing seconds, nobody moved.

Then, slowly, begrudgingly, Lord Haku lowered his head. He dropped to one knee, the cold stone floor clicking against his armor. Lady Shizuka and the Bear Elder quickly followed suit, kneeling before the magicless Consort.

"We understand... Lady Kitsune," Haku ground out through gritted teeth.

"Excellent," I smiled, turning my back on them and walking back to my chair. I sat down and looked at Ginji, who was standing by the pillar, his bushy tail swishing with immense amusement.

"Ginji," I called out. "Please escort our esteemed guests to the guest quarters. I believe they must be very tired from their journey."

As the thoroughly humbled Elders were led out of the Great Hall, Akira sat back down on his throne. He leaned close to me, the blue fire entirely gone, replaced by a deep, rumbling chuckle.

"A cracked teacup," Akira murmured, reaching over to intertwine his fingers with mine. "You are a terrifying woman, Kitsune."

"Just aggressive budgeting, My Lord," I whispered back, squeezing his hand. "Now, let’s go see if Yuki left us any of that premium tuna."

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