I Stole the Villain's Cat, and Now He Thinks I'm His Wife

Chapter 41: The Hidden Armor, The Grumpy Cat, and The Grand Entrance

I Stole the Villain's Cat, and Now He Thinks I'm His Wife

Chapter 41: The Hidden Armor, The Grumpy Cat, and The Grand Entrance

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Chapter 41: Chapter 41: The Hidden Armor, The Grumpy Cat, and The Grand Entrance

"Yua, if you pull that sash any tighter, I am going to pass out before they even serve the appetizers," I wheezed, gripping the wooden frame of the dressing screen.

"I have to pull it tight, My Lady!" Yua argued, bracing her small foot against the floorboards for leverage. "You insisted on wearing northern chainmail under a formal capital gown! Do you know how hard it is to hide iron links beneath Kamakura silk?"

"It’s flexible iron mesh," I corrected, patting my chest. It felt solid, heavy, and incredibly reassuring. "Quartermaster Koji had the blacksmiths weave it specifically for me before we left the North. It stops daggers."

"It ruins the silhouette!" Yua cried in despair.

"I would rather have a bulky silhouette than a knife in my ribs," I replied practically.

Yua finally tied off the deep indigo and silver sash. I turned around to look in the bronze mirror.

Despite Yua’s complaints, she was an absolute miracle worker. The formal Crown Princess robes were stunning. The dark midnight blue silk was embroidered with silver northern pines that caught the light whenever I moved. Underneath the wide, flowing sleeves, no one could tell I was wearing a protective iron vest. I grabbed my heavy black iron Tessen, sliding the war fan securely into the thickest part of my obi.

I was officially armed and armored for a dinner party.

The paper sliding doors clicked open.

Akira stepped into the room, and all the breath rushed out of my lungs.

If I looked like a noblewoman, he looked like a god of war pretending to be a prince. He wore the formal, wide-shouldered robes of the Imperial Heir, but instead of the Emperor’s golden sun, his silks were pure, terrifying black and silver. His pink hair was pulled back into a severe, elegant topknot, secured by a jagged piece of dark iron.

He didn’t look like he was going to a banquet. He looked like he was going to a funeral.

His amber eyes swept over me, starting from the silver pins in my hair, down to the hem of my robes. He paused, his sharp yokai gaze narrowing slightly as he looked at my torso.

"You are wearing armor," Akira noted, a slow, incredibly devastating smirk spreading across his face.

"A lightweight iron mesh vest," I nodded proudly. "To stop assassins."

Akira walked across the tatami mats, entirely ignoring my flustered attendant. He stopped right in front of me, reaching out to gently trace the silver embroidery on my shoulder.

"You look like a weapon," Akira murmured, his voice dropping into a low, husky rumble that sent a ridiculous shiver down my spine.

"That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me," I smiled, leaning up to press a quick, soft kiss against his jaw.

"Disgusting. Once again, I am forced to witness this repulsive human affection."

I rolled my eyes and looked down.

Yuki was sitting on the floor. He had ditched his twelve-year-old boy form and was back to being a large, impossibly fluffy white cat. He wore a fresh red silk bow around his neck, though his twin tails were twitching with irritation.

"Why are you a cat?" I asked. "I thought you wanted to wear socks because the floor was too cold."

"Because cats are invisible, basement rat," Yuki said, his voice echoing directly in my mind through our telepathic bond. "If I walk into the Golden Hall as a boy, the Emperor’s mages will watch my every move. If I walk in as a fluffy pet, they will ignore me. Humans are so profoundly stupid when it comes to animals."

"He has a point," Akira agreed, crossing his arms. He looked down at the cat. "Are you ready to handle the leylines?"

"I am a nine-hundred-year-old nature deity," Yuki scoffed, licking a white paw. "I have eaten ten listening wards for breakfast just to warm up my magical core. When the Emperor tries to activate the throne room’s extraction array, I will be sitting right under his fancy chair. I will catch the current and flip it."

"And if you miss?" I asked nervously.

"I do not miss," Yuki hissed. "Just keep the guards busy. When the magic flips, the Emperor’s core is going to completely short-circuit. It won’t be pretty."

"Good," Akira said. The smile completely vanished from his face, replaced by the terrifying, cold mask of the Demon Prince. "Let him choke on it."

Akira turned to me and offered his arm.

"Ready?" he asked.

I took a deep breath, resting my hand on his forearm. The iron fan felt heavy at my waist. The chainmail hugged my ribs.

"Let’s go to a dinner party," I said.

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The Great Golden Hall was the largest pavilion in the entire Imperial Palace.

It was built entirely of polished red cedar and blinding gold leaf. Hundreds of silk lanterns hung from the vaulted ceilings, casting a warm, deceptive glow over the massive room.

When Akira and I arrived at the grand entrance, the noise inside was deafening. Hundreds of capital nobles, high-ranking ministers, and Imperial Mages were drinking plum wine and laughing.

"Announcing the Crown Prince, Lord Akira Kurogane! And the Crown Princess, Lady Kitsune!" the Imperial Herald screamed, his magically amplified voice cutting through the noise.

The laughter died instantly.

The massive cedar doors were pulled open.

Akira didn’t hesitate. He stepped into the hall, keeping me securely at his side, and unleashed just a fraction of his Warlord aura.

The temperature in the Golden Hall plummeted. The flames inside the silk lanterns flickered wildly. A heavy, suffocating pressure washed over the room, instantly silencing every single noble.

We walked down the central aisle. The nobles scrambled to their knees, pressing their foreheads to the floorboards as we passed.

I kept my back perfectly straight. I didn’t look at the floor. I looked directly at the people who wanted us dead.

I saw Lady Kiku, the Emperor’s top concubine, kneeling near the front. She glared at me over her painted paper fan. I offered her a bright, completely fake smile, and patted the spot on my sash where my iron fan was hidden. She flinched, remembering her shattered cedar table, and quickly looked away.

I saw Second Prince Jin. He was wearing pristine white silk, but there were three faint, healing red scratch marks right across the bridge of his nose. He glared at Akira with pure, venomous hatred.

Yuki, trotting innocently at my heels in his fluffy cat form, let out a loud, deliberate meow right as we passed Jin. Jin physically jumped, nearly knocking over his cup of wine.

"Coward," Yuki chuckled in my head.

We reached the front of the hall. Elevated on a raised dais of solid gold was the Emperor’s table.

Emperor Shirakawa sat there, looking like a benevolent grandfather. He wore glowing white and gold robes, his silver hair perfectly styled. But knowing what was in the black scrolls, I could finally see the truth. His skin was too pale. His eyes were slightly sunken. The "Spiritual Rot" was eating him alive.

"Akira! My dear nephew!" the Emperor beamed, spreading his arms wide. "And the lovely Lady Kitsune! Please, sit at my right hand. Tonight, we celebrate the future of the Empire!"

"Your Majesty," Akira said, his voice a flat, deadpan rumble. He didn’t bow.

He pulled out my silk cushion, waiting for me to sit before taking his own place beside me. Yuki immediately hopped onto my lap, curling into a fluffy white ball and closing his eyes, looking exactly like a harmless pet.

"I trust the East Palace is to your liking?" the Emperor asked, pouring a cup of clear green tea. He smiled directly at me. "I hope the transition from... well, from wherever you lived, hasn’t been too overwhelming."

"The palace is very nice," I replied smoothly, picking up my own teacup. I checked for chips. It was perfect. "It’s very drafty, though. We had to fix a few holes in the walls last night."

The Emperor’s smile tightened for a fraction of a second. He knew exactly what I meant. Yuki had eaten all his magical listening wards, effectively blinding his spies.

"Old wood," the Emperor dismissed smoothly. "It will be repaired. Eat, drink! Tonight is a night of unity."

The Emperor clapped his hands.

Dozens of servants rushed into the hall, carrying massive porcelain platters of roasted duck, steamed dumplings, and glazed fish. Musicians began to play a lively tune on wooden flutes and stringed koto.

The nobles, seeing the Emperor smile, slowly began to relax. The whispering started again, hidden behind painted fans and sleeves.

"The array is directly beneath the dais," Yuki’s voice echoed in my mind. The cat hadn’t moved an inch, but his mental tone was razor-sharp. "The leyline currents are pooling under the Emperor’s chair. He’s building the charge. He’s going to trigger the extraction soon."

"Stay ready," Akira replied silently, his mind linking with ours through the soul-tether.

Akira casually picked up a piece of duck with his chopsticks, placing it perfectly into my bowl. It looked like a sweet, domestic gesture. But underneath the table, his free hand was resting directly on the hilt of his concealed dagger.

The dinner dragged on for an agonizing hour.

I forced myself to eat, though the food tasted like ash in my mouth. I smiled at the ministers who offered fake congratulations. I ignored Jin’s glaring. I waited for the other shoe to drop.

Finally, the music abruptly stopped.

The Emperor stood up.

The entire hall fell dead silent.

"My loyal subjects," the Emperor’s voice boomed, magically amplified to reach every corner of the massive room. "Tonight, I have named my nephew, Akira Kurogane, as the Crown Prince. But a title is merely a word. To truly bind the Warlord to the capital, we must anchor his spirit to the Empire’s sacred leylines!"

The Imperial Mages, sitting in the front rows, suddenly stood up. They began pulling yellow talismans from their sleeves, their faces grim and serious.

"Wait, what is happening?" a noble whispered loudly behind me.

"It is a sacred blessing," the Emperor lied smoothly, raising his arms. "Do not be alarmed. It will merely unite the Demon Prince’s power with the throne. For the good of the people!"

"He’s starting it," Yuki hissed in my mind.

I felt the cat’s weight leave my lap. Yuki slid off his cushion like liquid, melting into the shadows beneath the Emperor’s golden dais.

The Emperor turned to Akira. The grandfatherly mask completely shattered. His eyes were wide, manic, and desperate.

"You will kneel, Akira," the Emperor whispered, his voice dropping so only we could hear. "And you will give me what I need."

"I kneel for no one," Akira rumbled, slowly standing up. The blue fire ignited around his hands, casting a terrifying glow over our table.

"Then I will make you," the Emperor sneered.

The Emperor slammed his foot down on the golden floorboards.

A blinding, sickly yellow light erupted from the floor beneath our table. The massive magical array hidden under the Golden Hall activated. The energy was suffocating, pulling at the air like a massive vacuum.

"Kitsune!" Akira yelled, stepping in front of me.

"Now, Yuki!" I screamed in my head.

Beneath the Emperor’s chair, two brilliant turquoise eyes flashed in the dark.

The Emperor threw his hands forward, attempting to forcefully rip the blue yokai magic right out of Akira’s chest.

But instead of Akira’s magic flowing outward... the yellow light suddenly jerked. It stalled. It spun violently in the opposite direction. 𝑓𝑟ℯ𝘦𝓌𝘦𝘣𝑛𝑜𝓋𝑒𝓁.𝑐ℴ𝓂

Yuki had flipped the current.

The Emperor gasped, his eyes going wide with pure horror.

"What—?" the Emperor choked.

The massive, sucking vacuum of the leylines reversed. It didn’t pull from Akira. It slammed backward, forcefully shoving a massive surge of raw, untamed earth magic directly into the Emperor’s rotting spiritual core.

The Emperor let out a deafening, agonizing scream, collapsing backward onto his golden throne.

The trap was sprung. And we were breaking the cage.

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