I Stole the Villain's Cat, and Now He Thinks I'm His Wife
Chapter 40: The Black Scrolls, The Hairpin, and The Emperor’s Rot
I slipped through the sliding window of the master bedroom, tumbling onto the tatami mats with a very ungraceful thud.
The room was pitch black. I scrambled to my feet, brushing dust off my dark green tunic, and let out a massive sigh of relief. I had actually done it. I had broken into the most secure vault in the Empire, stolen from the Emperor, and made it back in one piece.
"Did you find what you were looking for?"
A deep, smooth voice rumbled from the darkness.
I shrieked, jumping three feet in the air.
With a snap of his fingers, Akira ignited a cluster of blue yokai fire, illuminating the room.
He was sitting on the edge of the massive silk futon. He had taken off his heavy court robes and was just wearing his white sleep tunic, his pink hair falling loosely over his broad shoulders. He didn’t look angry. He looked completely, terrifyingly calm.
"You’re awake," I squeaked, my heart hammering in my throat.
"I have been awake for two hours," Akira said, leaning forward and resting his elbows on his knees. His amber eyes locked onto mine. "I woke up, reached for my wife, and found a pile of pillows arranged to look like a body under the blankets. It was a very good decoy. Rin taught you well."
"Listen," I started, holding my hands up defensively. "I can explain."
"You went to the Imperial Archives," he stated simply.
"How did you know?"
"Because you left your fancy purple silk robe on the floor, and your dark northern clothes were missing," Akira sighed, dragging a heavy hand down his face. "Kitsune, the Archives are protected by a Level-Nine Sun Barrier. It is designed to incinerate intruders on contact. Do you have any idea how close I came to tearing the palace doors off their hinges to come find you?"
"But it didn’t incinerate me," I pointed out quickly, stepping closer. "Because I don’t have any magic! The barrier didn’t even know I was there. I just walked right through it. It was like pushing through a warm curtain."
Akira blinked. The calm, lecturing husband act completely shattered.
"You... walked through a Level-Nine barrier," he repeated, his voice dropping an octave.
"Yep," I nodded. "And then I picked the lock on the restricted cabinet with my iron hairpin. You know, the one with the sapphire you gave me. Very sturdy."
Akira stared at me. He looked at the window I had just crawled through, then looked back at my dusty clothes. Slowly, he buried his face in his large hands. His shoulders started to shake.
For a second, I panicked. Was he crying? Was he having a Warlord breakdown?
Then, I heard the sound. He was laughing.
He dropped his hands, a massive, brilliant grin breaking across his face. He looked absolutely mesmerized.
"The greatest Imperial Mages in the capital spent three years building that barrier," Akira laughed, standing up and pulling me flush against his chest. "And you completely bypassed it because you have zero spiritual energy and a hair accessory."
"I am nothing if not practical," I grinned, leaning into his solid warmth. "And I brought presents."
I reached into the front of my tunic and pulled out the three heavy black scrolls sealed with golden wax.
I dumped them onto the bed.
"What is all this racket?" Yuki grumbled, poking his fluffy white head out from a pile of silk cushions in the corner. The twelve-year-old cat spirit rubbed his eyes. "Do you humans ever sleep? I need my beauty rest."
"Get over here, Yuki," I waved him over. "We have stolen Imperial secrets to read."
Yuki’s ears perked up instantly. He floated over, landing lightly on the edge of the futon. He took one sniff of the black scrolls and recoiled, his nose wrinkling in disgust.
"Ugh," Yuki gagged. "That is not a royal decree. That smells like rotting meat and dark magic. Where did you get this, basement rat?"
"The restricted cabinet," I said, cracking the golden wax seal on the first scroll.
I unrolled the thick parchment. Akira leaned over my shoulder, his large hand resting protectively on my waist.
The scroll wasn’t a list of laws or lineages. It was written in a frantic, messy scrawl, completely unlike the perfect calligraphy of the Imperial Scribes. There were detailed anatomical drawings of the human spiritual core, surrounded by complex, dark onmyodo formulas.
"These are medical journals," Akira frowned, his amber eyes scanning the text rapidly. "Written by the Emperor’s personal Grand Mage."
"Look at this," I pointed to a paragraph near the bottom. I read it aloud. "The Spiritual Rot is advancing. The Emperor’s core is collapsing under the weight of his own age and the backlash of forbidden spells used during the rebellion. His magic is literally eating his organs from the inside out."
I looked up at Akira. My blood ran cold.
"He’s dying," I whispered. "The Emperor isn’t just power-hungry. He’s sick."
"Keep reading," Akira commanded, his voice tight.
I unrolled the second scroll. This one had a massive drawing of the capital’s ley lines, the magical rivers of energy that flowed beneath the city. But the lines had been altered. They were all redrawn to forcefully funnel into the center of the Grand Throne Room.
Right below the map was a single, terrifying paragraph.
"The only cure for the Rot is a complete spiritual transfusion. We require a core of immense, regenerating power. A pure yokai source. The Warlord’s core is the only viable battery. But the Warlord must be legally anchored to the capital’s leylines to extract it safely. He must accept the title of Crown Prince."
The scroll slipped from my fingers, rolling shut with a soft clack.
The room went dead silent.
"It was never a political trap," I breathed, the sheer horror of the Emperor’s plan crashing over me. "He doesn’t want you to be the next Emperor. He doesn’t care about keeping you on a leash."
"He brought me here to use me as a battery," Akira finished, his voice a lethal, vibrating rumble. The blue fire flickered dangerously at his fingertips. "He adopted me so the city’s leylines would legally recognize me as part of the throne. He is going to chain me to the center of his palace and drain my demonic core to extend his own miserable life."
Yuki hissed, his twin white tails puffing up in pure agitation. "That is a parasitic extraction ritual! It’s highly illegal! If he drains a core that massive, it won’t just kill you, Akira. It will turn you into a dried husk!"
"But wait," I said, my mind racing as all the puzzle pieces finally slammed together. "Remember what the Emperor said to you today? He said he couldn’t extract your power while your core was anchored to me."
Akira froze. He looked down at me, the realization hitting him like a physical blow.
"The soul-tether," Akira whispered, his amber eyes widening.
"Exactly," I said, pointing at the scroll. "As long as we are tethered, your core resists foreign magic because it’s protecting our bond. For him to safely drain you..."
"He has to sever the tether," Akira finished, his voice dropping to a terrifying, deadly pitch.
"And the only way to sever a soul-tether..." Yuki started, before looking at me with wide, horrified turquoise eyes. "...is to kill the consort."
My stomach plummeted.
The tea party. Jin’s hostility. The Emperor’s thinly veiled threats. It wasn’t just typical capital bullying.
"He’s going to try to kill me," I realized, the words feeling heavy and cold in my mouth. "He brought me to the capital specifically to isolate me, kill me, and break your mind so you can’t fight back when he drains you."
The Warlord aura didn’t just flare this time. It exploded.
A shockwave of freezing blue fire blasted through the room. The silk curtains ripped. The painted screens shattered. The temperature dropped so fast my breath plumed white in the air.
Akira’s amber eyes went completely pupil-less, glowing with the terrifying, ancient wrath of a true demon.
"He will not touch you," Akira roared, the sound vibrating the actual floorboards. "I will march into his throne room right now and rip his rotting heart out of his chest!"
"Akira, stop!" I lunged forward, grabbing both sides of his face.
His skin was burning hot, but I didn’t let go. I forced him to look at me.
"Look at me!" I yelled over the roaring of his magic. "I am standing right here! I am fine!"
He was breathing heavily, his chest heaving under my hands. The demonic glow in his eyes fought against my touch, but slowly, agonizingly, the pupils returned. The freezing blue fire receded back into his skin.
"Kitsune," he choked out, his hands coming up to grip my wrists like they were lifelines. "He wants you dead. I brought you directly into the slaughterhouse."
"No, you didn’t," I said fiercely, my thumbs brushing his cheeks. "Because he made one massive, fatal mistake."
Akira blinked, his brow furrowing. "What?"
"He wrote it all down," I smiled, a dark, vicious thrill running through me. I let go of his face and picked up the black scrolls. "And he forgot to check his blind spots."
I turned to Yuki.
"Yuki," I asked, my voice completely steady. "If the Emperor tries to forcefully activate the capital’s leylines to drain Akira, can you redirect the flow of the energy?"
The twelve-year-old deity floated up, a feral, wicked grin spreading across his face.
"Basement rat," Yuki laughed, his fangs elongating slightly. "I am a nine-hundred-year-old nature spirit. Manipulating leylines is my favorite hobby. If he tries to drain Akira, I can flip the current. I can make the throne room swallow the Emperor’s own magic instead."
I looked back at Akira.
The Warlord was staring at me, the absolute terror in his eyes replaced by that familiar, breathless awe.
"The Imperial Banquet is tomorrow night," I said, tapping the heavy iron fan still tucked into my sash. "The entire court will be there. The Emperor thinks he’s leading a lamb to the slaughter."
"And what are we going to do?" Akira asked, a slow, predatory smirk finally curving his lips.
"We put on our best silks," I smiled, tossing the black scrolls back onto the bed. "We eat his fancy food. And when he springs his trap..."
"We break the cage," Akira finished, pulling me flush against him.
"Exactly," I whispered.
The Emperor wanted a battery. He was about to get a bomb.