Chapter 7: My Shoulder Is Soaked in Dragon God Pussy Juice, and I Swear Vertical-Slit Sex Under the Moonlight

I never expected the meal served in the village to be potatoes.

If there was a hole, I’d want to put it in.

The potatoes were deep-fried. They were skin-on, cut into crescent shapes — the so-called wedge-cut fries. The shape and smell were so familiar that they didn’t feel like food from another world at all. I could eat these with confidence.

Crunch. 𝕗𝕣𝐞𝐞𝘄𝐞𝚋𝚗𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗹.𝚌𝕠𝚖

Yeahhh, this is the taste!

The outside is crispy.

The inside is fluffy.

The soft, mealy texture spreads through my mouth, and the steam from the freshly fried potatoes fills my oral cavity. I’m already in heaven.

I thought it might lack seasoning because there was no salt, but surprisingly, they were probably fried in walnut oil — the nutty flavor added a nice touch. Because it’s a simple seasoning without any chemical additives, the natural taste of the ingredients really shines, creating a rustic and delicious flavor.

Crunch.

I immediately ate a second one. So good.

Right next to me is a female knight who is completely naked under her shirt, with her pussy and asshole fully exposed. This is the best dinner ever.

Eating fried potatoes makes you thirsty. Maybe I should ask the weak-asshole naked female knight to let me drink her piss? No, she’d probably call me a pervert.

Actually, what does piss taste like anyway?

The idea that piss is delicious is probably just a lie from erotic manga, eroge, and scat AVs, right?

"Sorry. I’m tired, so I’ll rest first."

"Ah, okay. Good night."

Ilia entered the hut while showing me her ass — the part around her anus — as if on purpose. Because the ceiling was low, she had to bend forward to enter, so only her butt remained visible at the end. It looked exactly like she was inviting me to insert from behind in doggy style.

I actually put my cock inside that asshole in the center of her ass during the day. It felt so good...

Ilia didn’t say anything like "Don’t come past this line!" or "Sleep outside!" That means it’s fine for me to sleep right next to her on the same pile of straw later. Is this thanks to medieval fantasy ethics?

In medieval Europe there were no pajamas, and people supposedly slept naked to avoid wrinkling their precious clothes. What a great era... It’s a shame it’s too dark to see clearly, but Ilia is going to sleep completely naked...

Ah...

Just imagining it made me hard again. Haven’t I been erect for most of the day today?

Just like doing push-ups makes your arms stronger, if erection experience increases sexual power, then in just one day I’ve done several months’ worth of training.

I have high expectations for my sphincter (the muscles around my anus) from now on.

※Self-note: I mean, I have high expectations for my own future activities starting tomorrow.

Anyway. I’ve finished eating the potatoes. I’ll wait until my eyes get more used to the darkness before going to sleep.

I did have anal sex with Ilia, but I was so desperate that I barely got to look at her body. I haven’t even seen her pussy, let alone whether she has any hair down there. Since we’ll be traveling together from now on, I think I need to check if she has pubic hair.

Why?

Who knows.

Maybe there’s no real reason. But if a naked girl is sleeping with her crotch completely exposed, it can’t be helped if I accidentally see her nude body. And even if my eyes have adjusted to the dark and I can clearly see her naked form, it’s entirely Ilia’s fault for being naked. She probably wouldn’t be embarrassed even if her naked pussy was seen, so checking whether she has hair or not should be fine. I could even sniff it a little. Since she’s completely naked, rubbing my cock against her wouldn’t be a big deal, and if I accidentally slip inside, it’s all the fault of naked Ilia who has her nipples, pussy, asshole, armpit pussy, and belly button pussy all exposed. In fact, it’s her pussy’s—

"Ah..."

My waist wrap was getting wet with precum. I probably won’t return the dress to her anyway, but considering the civilization level of this world, that white dress looks pretty expensive, so I feel a bit bad.

It’s all Ilia’s fault for seducing me with her naked pussy!

She’s clearly tempting me!

I have no choice but to do it!

If it weren’t for me, Ilia would currently be an orc breeding sow, dripping semen from her nose while going "Buhii." If she’s grateful to me, she should at least allow a night crawl.

I’ll lick every inch of this female knight who hasn’t washed off the sweat from her battle with the orcs — her armpits and perineum covered in thick female scent.

A single-thrust anal sex doesn’t count.

I’m still a virgin.

This is the moment I lose my virginity!

I’ll achieve true deflowering with Ilia’s stinky, dripping wet pussy!

I tore off the waist wrap, then entered the small doorway of the hut not by lowering my hips, but by arching backward with my erect cock leading the way.

"Take my first spear! ...Huh?"

After passing through the door and straightening my posture, I wasn’t inside the hut at all. I was back in the barren wasteland surrounded by bare rocky mountains on all sides.

And my cock was pressed against the cheek of a loli girl. The head was nestled into the hollow between her upper and lower jaw, making her cheek cave in.

The girl whose silver hair sparkled under the moonlight was Dragon God Lucia. She had probably summoned me here with magic or a skill. Since she was sitting on a rock, her face was right at the height of my crotch, and my cock had ended up engaged with her face.

"Masaharu... Why are you pressing your erect cock against my cheek?"

A girl who says "erect cock" — how erotic.

"Say ’erect cock’ one more time."

"Erect cock..."

I gently stroked her smooth silver hair. There, there.

"This is... a greeting of affection from my world."

"...A greeting of affection?"

"Yeah. It’s a greeting for someone you have feelings for. By exposing your weakest body part to the other person, you show absolute trust."

"I see... Masaharu, sit down."

"Okay."

I sat on the ground as she suggested. Since I was completely naked, a small stone dug into my ass and it hurt a little. It was the first time in my life that my balls had touched the earth. The cool night ground felt nice against my two orbs. Ah... the world really is this vast, huge, and cold...

"I also... have absolute trust... in you, Masaharu."

Lucia thrust her crotch forward, trying to press it against my right cheek.

However, unlike an erect cock that sticks out, a woman’s genitals have zero reach. Simply pushing her hips forward wasn’t enough. Lucia placed her left thigh on my shoulder and scooted closer.

Neto...

A wet sensation spread across my shoulder. She must have been masturbating before I arrived...

Her plain vertical slit, carrying the sweet scent of her love juices, slid closer and touched my neck.

"Mmm... it’s difficult..."

Pressing her pussy against my cheek was obviously impossible, so I decided to pile another lie on top.

"Lucia. Girls just need to spread their legs."

"Really?"

"See? Sit on the rock and open your legs."

"Okay."

Lucia lowered her leg from my shoulder and sat back on the rock. As she spread her legs, I brought my face close to her crotch. Amazing. Even with her legs open, her labia minora didn’t peek out at all — a true loli pussy. It was clearly different from those fake loli AV actresses whose pussy lips stick out the moment they spread their legs.

I licked upward from her perineum in one smooth motion. The unique sweet taste of Dragon God love juice filled my mouth. It was as sweet and rich as strawberry milk, yet had a faint refreshing lemon-like tang. If they sold this as a 500ml drink pack, I’d drink it morning, noon, and night.

It’s so delicious I could drink as much as I want... But...

Seeking an even richer taste, I tried to push my tongue inside her vagina, but it wouldn’t go in. Even though it was soft, the Dragon God’s hymen — with over 2000 physical defense — refused to accept my tongue.

Her love juices kept overflowing. It was making wet chupa and pichu sounds.

But—

"Masaharu... It feels good, but I can’t cum..."

Lucia wriggled her legs, and the soft sensation of her thighs clamped around my head.

The texture was incredibly nice. Even though she was wet, it felt silky smooth. Her love juices were sticky yet didn’t feel clingy... It was more shocking than the time I discovered that zero-calorie cola doesn’t get sticky even when poured on your hands.

Still, Lucia’s pussy and thighs were way too smooth.

What’s going on? I stroked her thighs and ass to check. They were silky and velvety. Was it because of a girl’s naturally firm skin? No, even then, it was as smooth as a baby who had been powdered. There wasn’t even any peach fuzz...

That’s right. After we parted, she had buried herself underground and slept in magma, so her fine hairs must have burned off!

Her defense is insane if even magma only burns off her peach fuzz. No wonder she has so much trouble masturbating.

"Nn... Nn..."

Lucia stood up again and began rubbing her crotch against my shoulder and neck in a frustrated manner — starting shoulder humping. She even stimulated my shoulder blade with her pussy.

It’s pitiful that she can’t cum easily...

I still know almost nothing about this world.

But Lucia is a being who bears the title of Dragon God. If she wanted, she could obtain as much wealth and fame as she desired, and she might even be able to rule the world.

Yet here she is, unable to even masturbate properly, letting out sad, longing breaths.

This world is wrong!

Just as people who want to live have the right to live, people who want to cum have the right to cum!

...Alright. I’ve decided.

I died from ejaculating while watching erotic videos and reincarnated here with no real mission or purpose. At first, I thought I’d just make verifying the weakness of female knights’ assholes and developing loli beastgirls’ urethras my goals in life.

But that was way too self-centered.

"Nn... Nn..."

Lucia’s breaths sounded somehow sorrowful, as if mixed with tears.

I’ll do what I can for Lucia.

Giving Lucia the ability to masturbate freely whenever she wants — isn’t that the reason I was reincarnated in this world?

Yes. My job is Dragon God Masturbation Assistant.

"Lucia."

"...Nn. What?"

"I’ve decided."

"...?"

Sensing the serious tone in my voice, Lucia stopped shoulder-humping and took a step back.

I knelt on the ground — imitating the female knight Ilia’s gesture — and looked up at Lucia like a knight serving his lord.

My heart pounded.

Just giving her the best masturbation experience possible?

That’s not enough!

Standing with the perfectly round moonlight behind her, I declared to the silver-haired Dragon God girl:

"One day, I will definitely break your hymen and have sex with you."

"...!"

I had meant to say I’d let her masturbate, but I got too excited and ended up saying I’d have sex with her. But I have no regrets. Deep down, I really do want to have sex with Lucia.

A god’s hymen won’t be easy to break.

I might even need mythical-grade weapons.

To wield those, I’ll probably need to train my sword skills too.

But I won’t give up.

I wrapped my hands around Lucia’s small ass and pulled her hips closer.

Then, under the moonlight, I planted a loyal kiss on her childish vertical slit.

That’s right.

This is the story of me, the Sex Warrior, piercing the Dragon God’s hymen and having sex with Lucia.