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God-Level Special Forces Soldier - Chapter 412 - 409: Le Yaoyao’s Brain Offline

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Chapter 412: Chapter 409: Le Yaoyao’s Brain Offline

"Ah?" Le Yaoyao was startled and coquettishly shook Xiao Tian’s arm, saying, "Uncle, please help me! How about I give you interest?"

Xiao Tian thought about it and said, "Okay, but to be safe, you have to write me an IOU!"

"Okay, okay!"

Le Yaoyao hurriedly brought a pen and paper. Xiao Tian said, "Write what I say. Let’s start!"

"I, Le Yaoyao, hereby borrow three million from Xiao Tian. The three million must be in uppercase."

Le Yaoyao dutifully wrote on the paper: I, Le Yaoyao, hereby borrow three million from Xiao Tian. The three million must be in uppercase.

Then looked at Xiao Tian and genuinely asked, "Anything else?"

Xiao Tian was amused: "Do you really not know how to write an IOU, or did you never plan to repay the money?"

"Am I really that untrustworthy in your eyes?" Le Yaoyao asked unhappily.

Xiao Tian shook his head, held Le Yaoyao’s hand holding the pen, and corrected it on the paper, changing the three million to its uppercase form and crossing out the latter sentence about writing it in uppercase.

Le Yaoyao was dumbfounded, not realizing there were such rules for writing an IOU. However, she still stubbornly said, "It’s the same anyway!"

"The same?" Xiao Tian held her little hand and wrote on the paper: Three million, in three characters.

Then, he added a stroke to the middle of three, and then a vertical stroke...

Le Yaoyao’s beautiful eyes widened, as she saw that after such a modification, the three million shockingly turned into five million.

Looking at Xiao Tian with admiration, she said, "Uncle, you know so much about this. Is it because you often write IOUs to borrow money from others, or do others often borrow money from you?"

"Are you still borrowing or not?" Xiao Tian was amazed by Le Yaoyao’s train of thought.

Le Yaoyao quickly replied, "Borrow, borrow, borrow!"

"Then let’s continue writing!"

Le Yaoyao quickly picked up the pen, only to hear Xiao Tian say, "To be repaid in full in six months, if overdue..."

Xiao Tian stroked his chin and mumbled, "I need to think of a better condition!"

Before he could think of a good condition, he was dumbfounded when he saw Le Yaoyao writing on the paper: I need to think of a better condition.

Oh my God!

Xiao Tian was truly shocked and immediately turned to leave.

Le Yaoyao quickly held him back, trying to speak nicely, but Xiao Tian persisted in leaving.

Suddenly, Xiao Tian felt the hand holding his sleeve loosen, and Le Yaoyao, sitting on the sofa, looked extremely disappointed.

"Family won’t lend to me, and Aunt won’t either. Uncle, you won’t lend me money too. I know you’re all afraid I’m not smart enough to make money!" Le Yaoyao said lightly, "Can’t someone give me a chance to prove myself?"

Seeing the utterly disappointed Le Yaoyao, who was usually carefree, Xiao Tian seriously said, "Yaoyao, you know that three million is nothing to us, but..."

Xiao Tian paused and said, "If I have to say something, it’s that your character is too naive, and you’re somewhat unaware of people’s deceitfulness."

"But it’s also because we’ve been overprotective of you. I believe now you can understand how hard it is to earn money. I think you can first go to your aunt’s company, or any company you want, Uncle can help you!"

After hearing Xiao Tian’s words, Le Yaoyao felt much better, but her mood was still low.

At this moment, Xiao Tian’s phone rang; it was a call from Lin Bingxuan.

Xiao Tian pressed the answer button, and a gentle female voice came from the receiver, "Have you eaten?"

Xiao Tian replied, "No, I’m currently at..."

Xiao Tian wanted to say he was at Le Yaoyao’s place but saw the little girl shaking her head vigorously at him, making a ’shh’ gesture.

"Hmm?"

Sensing something amiss from Xiao Tian’s abrupt pause, Lin Bingxuan instinctively asked, "Is there someone else with you right now?"

Seeing the little girl bowing her hands and massaging his shoulders, Xiao Tian reluctantly said, "No, no one!"

"Then come over for dinner. I made a big table of delicious food, and I can’t finish it by myself!"

Xiao Tian was about to agree when Le Yaoyao interrupted, "Aunt, you’ve changed!"

"You and Uncle are too much!" Le Yaoyao said indignantly, "I always think of you guys first when there’s something good, but you both treat me like this? Hmph!"

Lin Bingxuan didn’t expect Xiao Tian and Le Yaoyao to be together and awkwardly said, "Well, why don’t you come over too, so I don’t have to call you!"

"Hmph!" Le Yaoyao said angrily, "Aunt, lying to such a cute girl like me, doesn’t your conscience hurt?"

Seeing Le Yaoyao’s righteous indignation, Xiao Tian couldn’t help but say, "If the good things you mentioned are like today’s, please don’t think of us first!"

Doused by a bucket of cold water from Xiao Tian, Le Yaoyao lowered her voice and said, "Hmph! Anyway, I won’t easily forgive you guys!"

Under Lin Bingxuan’s persuasion for quite a while, Le Yaoyao ’reluctantly’ agreed to join Xiao Tian for dinner.

...

At the dinner table, after the three clinked glasses, Lin Bingxuan suddenly remembered something and said reproachfully, "Yaoyao, you changed your number and didn’t say anything. Today, someone called me from a sales number, and I thought it was you!"

"Actually, it’s just..." Xiao Tian was about to expose Le Yaoyao’s true antics but was interrupted when Le Yaoyao stuffed a piece of meat into his mouth.

"Actually, it’s just those online number-changing apps, maybe they randomly changed it and happened to hit the jackpot!" Le Yaoyao mumbled, trying to brush it off.

"I’m full!" Le Yaoyao put down her chopsticks and quickly ran away.

Leaving Lin Bingxuan puzzled, wondering why this girl was acting strangely today.

Xiao Tian looked at the ferocious Le Yaoyao but couldn’t help but chuckle. Despite her sometimes low IQ, she was still inherently innocent.

Eh? Why does it seem like none of this is a compliment?

Xiao Tian had a moment of whimsy and said, "How about I teach you some grappling techniques later?"

"Sure!" Lin Bingxuan clapped her hands like a young girl, her face flushed from the alcohol.

Seeing Lin Bingxuan’s rosy face, she seemed even more alluring under the dim light, making Xiao Tian feel it was indeed necessary to teach her some grappling techniques.

"Straighten your back!"

Xiao Tian shouted sternly, "Keep your legs straight. What’s with all the trembling?"

Lin Bingxuan never expected that Xiao Tian, transformed into a coach, wouldn’t show any tender moments, the change was like a completely different person!

Lin Bingxuan clenched her fists, her left hand bent back, and right hand stretched forward, with each arm bound by sandbags weighing ten kilograms.

The downward force of forty pounds of sandbags on her arms made it difficult for Lin Bingxuan, who hardly weighed a hundred pounds, to even stand.

Not to mention Xiao Tian’s demand for horse stance, with alternating fists, and keeping each punch steady for a minute before switching hands.

In less than five minutes, Lin Bingxuan was drenched as if she had been caught in a rainstorm.

"Good!" Xiao Tian pressed the stopwatch in his hand, "Switch to the right hand!"

Lin Bingxuan couldn’t hold on and fell onto the carpet.

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