COMEDY
A 34-year-old NEET otaku, chased out from his house by his family, found that his life is reaching a dead end. He then recalled that his life could actually have been much better if he had made better choices in the past.
Lin Fan was transported to another world, into the body of a normal disciple. Given the environment he was in, Lin Fan faced the risk of being killed at any time. However, something was out of place. Starting the system. Ding: You’ve received an infinite level buff: Immortality From then on, everything changed. To Lin Fan, if anyone could kill him, he would concede defeat. Otherwise, he would turn them into mincemeat. To his opponents, they have given up because it was impossible to kill Lin Fan.
It all started after I received that weird email…What? Click the boxes to select the body type?Want me to select a starting point?Let me put in the name and be done with this, it’s getting late…I always was bad with Chinese names… how about… Zhang Dong … Hehe…Wait why is everything going dark…***Author: I don’t own the art, first time writing anything and English isn’t my first language… so plz no bulli… ……………………………………………………………Dear readers! Without any ads, maybe you will prefer .
Yu Antong suffers from congenital heart disease and lives carefully everyday. He didn’t expect that in the end he would die in an accident. At the last moment of his life, he only regretted that his short life was tasteless.When he opened his eyes again, he was transmigrated into a book and he was overjoyed in getting a healthy body.As soon as he passed through, he was getting married. On top of that, his marriage partner is the dream lover of many bottoms in the book!Yu Antong let go of himself, being happy every day.At the beginning, Xing Lixuan: It seems different from the investigation, what kind of family can cultivate this evildoer?Later, Xing Lixuan: The wife I married is really clingy and the way he calls me husband always makes me uncomfortable. But for some reason, I don’t want want to stop it.Finally, all of Xing Dashao’s friends said that they already know that Xing Dashao’s wife is a good at cooking, earns a lot of money, and looks good. They hope that in the future, Xing Dashao can stop talking about his wife and let the single dogs live!Xing Lixuan: You don’t know how cute my wife is at home, but I won’t say that.Half a year later, Yu Antong touched his belly and was shocked: I‘m pregnant?! Xing Lixuan, you get here!! I want a divorce!!!Xing Lixuan: Wife, we already have a child, don’t make trouble.Yu Antong: I regret it now, I only thought this was a romance novel but never know this was a male pregnancy one! - Description from Novelupdates
Jian Ning was an orphan with no one to love or care for him. After finally getting married, his partner passed away less than half a year later. Sitting in the cemetery, he hugged his partner’s tombstone and closed his eyes, falling asleep. When he woke up, he had become a little baby, with short arms and legs, and was thrown into a tr*sh can.Jian Ning said, “▼_▼” Is being an orphan my fate again?Despite being an orphan, Jian Ning had plenty of experience in surviving. He set two goals for himself: 1. To live well. 2. To find his partner and grow up together, not letting his partner become a villain like in their past life.However, within the first hour of setting his goals, he was captured by the most notorious gang in the universe and his life was in danger. Within the third hour, he began to slowly forget memories of his husband. Jian Ning thought to himself, “Help! Is there no easy mode in life?”Later, before forgetting his partner completely, Jian Ning left a mark about his partner.Within the terrifying gang lair, even the skull was replaced with a pink doll, and the walls were painted a warm yellow. The scruffy gang leader clumsily and gently comforted the little baby who had trouble sleeping at night, saying, “Don’t cry, uncle is here.”Growing up in the gang’s hideout, Jian Ning had no household registration and no education. The gang uncles worked hard to send him to school in the empire.On his first day of school, Jian Ning met a cold and ruthless little prince. The other students were afraid of the little prince, saying that he had unstable mental power and was a little tyrant. However, Jian Ning held the little prince’s hand and familiarly soothed his troubled mental power. Jianning was good at treating mental power at home for his gang uncles.The only royal family with the ability to heal mental power in the entire universe was destroyed two hundred years ago. Since then, people who experience mental power madness can only suffer and die in agony.Until one day, a young cub with healing abilities appeared. All the bigwigs who were suffering from mental power torture saw hope. The empire’s war god, the federal marshal, and the neighboring country’s leader all came. They said, “I want custody of this cub.”The bad-tempered little tyrant prince protected the cub and coldly warned them, “Dream on! He’s mine.”Not far away, the surviving members of the royal family who had run from various places appeared one by one. They angrily said, “You little tyrant, you think too highly of yourself! He’s our cub! Give him back!”*Everyone is raising cubs, very sweet.*There is a reincarnation and the memory of the Gong takes longer to recover. - Description from Novelupdates
“What?! I turn into a little cat… at the end of the world?”Kate looked at her small limbs with desperation. She glanced at the others who awakened strange and powerful abilities while she turned into a small cat without any combat ability.She wanted to cry.Thankfully, this small cat has an owner. Her strict professor who looked cold and unfeeling.With no other choice, Kate can only follow him.…Kyle looked at the little cat in his arm who showed an innocent look.Have you ever seen a cat acting coquettish after stealing food to hide her guilt?Have you ever seen a cat take a bath so happily?Have you ever seen a cat… turning into a little kid?.....Looking at the cat eared little girl with cute tail, Kyle sighed and decided to become the girl’s father and taught her the way of the world.But when cat eared little girl suddenly grew up into an adult… Kyle fell silent.
I lived like any ordinary person when a stranger suddenly approached me, “You are… a hero.”“No, I’m not.”“I see. You are the one we have been waiting for…”I just told you I wasn’t though.“How surprising. Were you aiming for this perhaps? As expected…”This is crazy, absolutely mad.“Praise the light!”I am about to go insane, for real! ……………………………………………………………Dear readers! Without any ads, maybe you will prefer .
[1v1 + Sweet Pet + Other World]After her new phone fell victim to a poisoned hand, Feng Qingyi received a battered eighteen-hand phone for twenty dollars. Unexpectedly, the broken copper and rusted iron transformed before her eyes, housing not only a mysterious mall but also a handsome man who claimed to be a general.In order to earn points to purchase goods, Feng Qingyi had no choice but to chat and video call with the handsome man, inadvertently chatting herself into his world.The great general of Tianqi, Qin Yuechuan, accidentally picked up a small box from the spoils of war. The small box not only allowed for long-distance voice communication and video calls but could even transmit objects through space.The woman who video called him and sent him gifts was not only breathtakingly beautiful and exceptionally talented but also highly considerate. Qin Yuechuan decided to find a way to lure her back home.
“Feng Tianyi! Your brother destroyed my Tang family! Is there anything good about your family?”“En. Can’t you see how our good looking genes are passed on to our children? As for the Feng family’s debt, I will pay you.” He said nonchalantly.Tang Moyu scoffed and crossed her arms over her chest.“How will you pay for it?”“How about I repay you with my body?”“...”So shameless!The man sitting on his wheelchair burst into a round of laughter seeing her ugly expression.“Miss Tang, it’s no point pretending you haven’t seen it since you practically climbed on my bed and took advantage of me.”Five years ago, Tang Moyu was the empress of the business world and was at the peak of her career before she was reduced to nothing when her fiance fell in love with another woman. That was okay since there was no love between her and Feng Tianhua, but who would have thought that this ‘Cinderella’ was a wolf in sheep’s clothing?Then there’s Feng Tianyi, the infamous successor of the Feng family, a critically acclaimed author who constantly rocked the bestselling list with his books. Rumors say that he was hot-headed and temperamental. He was so ruthless, that neither men nor women wanted his company. The rumors even say that his face was so handsome and out of this world. He was practically a god amongst men. It was a pity that he was crippled.The two were never meant to meet again, but a pair of sweet little buns intervened.“Uncle, we don’t have money to pay you for damages.” The elder Little Bun said.“My manuscripts are invaluable,” This handsome uncle replied with amusement.“Uncle, if you don’t mind, can we pay with our Mommy? She’s also invaluable.”And so the pair of sweet little buns and the handsome uncle entered an agreement but who would have thought that the woman in question was an ice-cold queen from hell who had a weird affinity with sweets?
In his past life, Ming Yu struggled in the European and United States fashion circles, eventually becoming the well deserved king of the catwalk. After dying from a serious illness and being reborn, Ming Yu was surprised to find: Huaxia stars shone brightly, there were successful names everywhere! In this better world, on a more vigorous and brilliant stage, the first supermodel tries to reproduce the glory of another world! Interviewer: May I ask Mr Xi, this year Ming Yu said he would surpass you. As the number one global supermodel, what is your opinion on this? Xi Ze: This is a bad question. My family has very strict rules. Home Owner Ming Yu: ....... The pair of black-hearted husbands will sweep the fashion industry, conquering the world.
April Jones was submissive and weak, she gave in to her stepmother and stepsisters every whim. Her father was busy with the business and had no time for her. They took everything from her even her life. She died a horrifying death, now reborn she plans to change her fate and take back all she had lost.Dean Davis is a notorious CEO he built his business from he was young withhis own blood and sweat. His vicious uncle sent some thugs to deal with him one night, that same night he met his angel April.Both died, both were reborn.April only wants revenge and gave up on love, when Dean meets his angel for a second time, he wants to love her but doesn’t know-how.(This book is full of revenge, romance, comedy and drama. If you enjoy a weak to strong female lead along with a doting male lead this book is for you.)_______________________________________________EXTRACT“Ummm... Thanks.” She took a bite and started to eat. She looked at him and slowly said, “It’s probably a bit late but, hi I’m your new neighbour April Jones.”“Hi April, I’m Dean Davis.” He reached out his and so did she, they shook as they greeted each other.“Nice to meet you, Dean.” She smiled at him and then took a bite of her pancake.However, she missed the look in Deans eyes. He, at this moment, was full of happiness like a teenage boy in love.Hearing her finally say his name was the most soothing sound to his ears. It sounded so sweet, so soft, he was greedy for more. In a good mood, he continued eating all the food she cooked.What made his heart softened more was he actually wanted to hold her small hand again and never let go. Thinking of it, he swore inside, he’ll never let her go.
Yu Sui and Shi Luo met each other when they were much younger. One was a pro-gamer, a widely-renowned, best of the best, in-game medic. The other was an e-sports newcomer who was just starting out. The two originally played for the same team, during which their relationship became increasingly deep.But things did not go as expected. Yu Sui went to Europe and Shi Luo changed his in-game job to become a striker. The two belonged to different teams and different divisions, with oceans between them, each doing wonderfully …They had become two tigers on separate mountains. The last thing anyone expected was for Yu Sui to return to the domestic league two years later. There was no way to avoid it and the two met once again.
Are you looking for your Mr. Right?Why would I wait for him? Mr. Right is lost on his way.He quirked his brow at her answer with a faint smile at the corner of his lips.Then what are you doing? He questioned in amusement.She placed both her hands on his chest and pushed his masculine body against the wall taking him by surprise.Her honey-brown eyes blinked at him with mischief dancing in them as she planted a firm kiss at his jaw and said, I'm planning on taking advantage of Mr. Right Now!His eyes widened dramatically in disbelief. Before his eyes darkened with desire and passion.He placed his hands on her small waist and she could feel the heat of his big hands through the flimsy fabric of her shirt.His head leaned ahead as he whispered close to her ear, Feel free to take whatever you want.She felt his hot tongue licking her earlobe making her heart to beat erratically.Chen Xiu; known as Ms. Goody-two-shoes. A Superstar who was said to have it all which made her the center of hatred and envy as well.Little did anyone knew that the same Superstar had to nurse her own wounds in the silence and darkness of night where no one was looking.But for how long could she hold on for? Eventually, she decided to end her own misery and ended her life in the darkness of night, her only companion.Having woken up in a new body and at a new place wasn't something she could ever believe in. At least, not until she became Bai Xiu out of the blue.The day she thought to be her last became her first as a second chance awaited her. But whether this new chance was a blessing or disaster, it was hard to tell since she was trapped in a new body with a new life with the shackles of only her old memories.New life or a new curse? What really awaited her? The same disappointing silence of the night or was there someone calling out her name desperately at the end of the tunnel? Were sparks meant to fly in her heart or the fire in her heart was meant to burn her whole? Was this leap of faith gonna make her fall on her face or was she meant to fly the horizon?The new life brought a lot of questions. But the answer was simple...You would never know until you give it a shot!
Lacking a pocket dimension, lacking a power, lacking a thigh to hug onto and the three life advantages (money, power, and looks), he had been cautiously living in the apocalypse for ten years, getting closer to falling inside the zombie’s mouths. But unexpectedly, he had the terrible luck, to be caught in a fight between two gangs and die, it really left people feeling disappointed. But when he opened his eyes, he had returned to a decade ago, three months before the apocalypse! Like before he still lacked an ability, an ordinary person without a pocket dimension, but he did have ten full years of experience living in the apocalypse! Even if he didn’t fight zombies, didn’t hunt monsters, he could still live a carefree farming life in the safe zone. Find a safe house, utilise all kinds of skills from his previous life to farm in exchange for meat, and if possible, find a person to peacefully spend the rest of his life with; ordinary people had their own ordinary little pieces of happiness. Originally believing he had picked up a beauty he returned home to prepare a golden house, but on the contrary he was the one being pushed down……someone once said, whether it is people or matters, by no means can you only look at the surface!
He was on his way to buy some beer to celebrate his acceptance as a civil servant when he was suddenly isekai’d by truck-kun.Reincarnated as Denburg Blade, the son of a legendary battle race chief, he caught demons at 8 years old and a dragon at 12 years old. Subjected to the spartan-style training of his muscular monster of a father, his daily life was inhuman.“I must leave this place that is far from peaceful!”Safety is the best! So, he chose to be a civil servant of the empire!Can Denburg really become a civil servant and live the peaceful and stable life he wishes for?
Bai Li, an Agricultural Deity from the immortal world, traveled to the Interstellar era where land is scarce and his farming soul is burning. In a world full of were-people who can turn into many different types of animals, he is a rare human who does not have an animal form.He entered the ‘Virtual Reality Game Design Competition’ and created the farming game ‘Carefree Farmstead’, leading Interstellar people to farm and explore in the game so that they can gradually understand the charm of farming. The game would lead Interstellar People to grow and explore in the game, and let them gradually realize the charm of farming. Farming, food, infrastructure, life ….Inadvertently, the interstellar people’s real life takes on a new twist. - Description from Novelupdates
Lin Qian and Zheng PingQing, two people who have wanted to kill each other for many years, fell in love. After a lot of ups and downs, they finally married. But they didn’t expect to get reborn together on the day of their wedding. Back to the year when their feud was at its most intense. The friends around them also saw each other as enemies. Yet the two men in question were…in the eyes of the frightened relatives and friends of both sides; they began to scatter dog food. Friends and relatives: ??? Ermm…..this is awkward.
Over a million years ago, the first human contracted with the first Spirit. Ever since then, Spirit use has become commonplace. Humans used Spirits to carry items and start fires. Eventually, even start wars. Thousands upon thousands of years past and one day, one human did the impossible. He transcended his mortality and ascended to the realm above. In the present day, the Frie Clan was once a great clan of the Himmel empire. However, a devastating battle ten years ago crippled the clan and their numbers dwindled. To make up for their loss, the upper echelons decided to adopt young orphans and nurture them to become a future pillar of the weakened clan. Shin was one of those orphans. Although picked up by the Frie Clan, not all is smooth sailing for Shin and the other orphans...
At the age of fourteen, he inherited a dilapidated country from the older generation.With his personal ability, in just a few years, this country has directly transformed from such a situation to a country that attracts attention.How will he gradually become the master of the entire world? What are the secrets of the pirate world?Not warm-blooded, dark-bellied, slightly cold-blooded.
Han Dong works as an extra as well as a fortuneteller who foretells marriage fortunes extremely accurately. One day, he accidentally foretells his own fortune and discovers that he and a Mr. Golden will become “a match predestined by fate”. As a straight man, he doesn’t hesitate to ruin his image in front of Mr. Golden — acting as a fool, a despicable man, making himself as annoying as possible because he is afraid that the other man will take a liking to him. Did you think that this golden man would fall for him? You’re wrong. Han Dong tosses from side to side but unexpectedly becomes tempted, he begins to use thousand ways, a hundred plans in order to rescue the situation. As a result of his acting skills before, his foolish image already entered deeply into the man’s heart…… (T/N: Thousand ways, a hundred plans = by every possible means) ……………………………………………………………Dear readers! Without any ads, maybe you will prefer .
Sheng MuMu was transmigrated into a novel.While others transmigrate to become celebrities, she ends up becoming a stepmother to a 17-year-old young master of a prestigious family?!She wants to escape! But wait, what’s this? Pretending to be his wife for a monthly allowance of 500,000 in pocket money that can be freely spent on her card? Suddenly she doesn’t mind so much!Everyone guesses: “She’s just a stepmother, how much could he really care for her? President Qi just brought a woman home to take care of his son.”On the day of the banquet, surrounded by the media, Sheng MuMu hooks her arm around the man’s neck and sweetly calls him: “Dear~”The man’s eyes darken as he pulls her slender waist closer, naturally dispelling the rumors.Then people say: “She’s just a brainless trophy wife, just a pretty face.”Sheng MuMu: “You dare call this 700-scoring top-scoring beauty from the city just a trophy wife?”She opens a flower shop, becoming an internet sensation with people lining up to take photos, earning pots full of money; she starts a brand, appearing on the cover of financial magazines’ annual rankings.And after that…Tsundere stepson: “Better than a real mother.”Vicious mother-in-law: “Daughter-in-law, when are you taking me square dancing?”Until one night, Sheng MuMu’s earlobes blushing as she pushes away the man pinning her against the wall.“President Qi, our agreement is just a contract marriage. ”The man’s eyes narrow as he loosens his tie and leans down:“The agreement? I tore that up long ago.”Sheng MuMu: “You…mmmph”
Naofumi Iwatani, an uncharismatic Otaku who spends his days on games and manga, suddenly finds himself summoned to a parallel universe! He discovers he is one of four heroes equipped with legendary weapons and tasked with saving the world from its prophesied destruction. As the Shield Hero, the weakest of the heroes, all is not as it seems. Naofumi is soon alone, penniless, and betrayed. With no one to turn to, and nowhere to run, he is left with only his shield. Now, Naofumi must rise to become the legendary Shield Hero and save the world!
In this lifetime and every other, I promise to only be loyal to you. Even if I have to crawl back from Hell, I will do so gladly. Wow, you just broke all the cold CEO fantasies.Like every romance novel, Yun Qian Meng faced the evil stepmother and negligent father. On top of that, she was arranged to marry a scum man who manipulated her, stole from her, and finally... killed her.When she woke up, she found herself back at the top of the world. It was all a dream, she told herself and moved on... until the scum fiancé made an appearance.Who was she? Yun Qian Meng. Twenty-five. Founder and CEO of a company worth billions of dollars. The world was at her feet. How dare this scum man think he was worth her?“My fiancé wants to usurp my company? I’ll bury him alive.”“My father wants to marry me off for his gain? I’ll find a husband he will never approve of.”“Of course... He needs to meet my conditions first.”Who would have known that her arch-nemesis, Mo Qingchen, would present himself in front of her as a potential suitor.“Lunatic! I wouldn’t marry him even if he were the last man on Earth!”Ants surrounded Mo Qingchen. He was twice as powerful as her. Twice as wealthy. And the conditions he was offering were top notch. He'd lit the fire and she swarmed to him like a moth to a flame.“Well, a contract marriage never hurt anyone.”She was looking for financial and social gain but she ended up on a path to finding herself and things she never knew she wanted.The curtain rose. Shots were fired. The play began. The broken girl started her journey towards the woman she was destined to be.All the world’s a stage. And a play is only entertaining when chaos ensues.
The most domineering, arrogant and beautiful Omega in the Tarot Empire, Le Yao was arranged to marry General Xu Yao, who was known as the ruthless King of Hell. However, the “Le Yao” now was a crossed-over soul from the earth! After X days of marriage he gave Xu Yao a note… It was written: – Little Red Flower Agreement!- Don’t swear a day, get 1 little red flower Keep reading every night, get 2 little red flowers Do good deeds, get 3 little red flowers Get 300 little red flowers, you can pa pa pa! Xu Yao: Hmph! Was Lao Zi like a dog in heat and want to do it with you? But after a month… Xu Yao: Hurry! I still need three more flowers, whose family is bankrupt this time? I’ll send a charity money, hurry!!!
Lin ShuYi was sentenced to death by the traitorous Emperor for a treasonous crime he didn’t commit. Before drinking the poisonous wine on the execution ground, he stared up at the snow falling from the sky and said to himself, “This is for the best, I will be a cook in my next life! I miss roast chicken...” Then he woke up inside a body of a teenager in an era completely different from his past life. After that, he meets a nice old man who owns a small restaurant. Completely lost in this new modern world, he found that the only thing that would never change, no matter where one lived, was cooking. Thus he picked up the promise he made to himself, to be a chef in this life.
Qi Le – gender: male, sexual interest: women – suffered from congenital heart disease and died early. However, God played a small trick on him and placed his soul inside the body of a trashy shou. From then on, the gates of a new world were opened. When Qi Le opened his eyes, he found himself still lying in the hospital, but there was a small problem. Everyone helped clear up his confusion: “You’re gay.” Qi Le: “……” Everyone: “You’re a 0, which means you’re the one on the bottom.” Qi Le: “Bullshit! Laozi is a straight man!” Everyone stepped forward to pat him on the shoulder: “Forget it, all the men in the world can turn straight, but not you.” Qi Le shook with anger: “We’ll see about that!” Everyone reminded him: “Everyone knows about your confession, everyone knows that you’re gay. Which girl would be willing to date you ah?” Qi Le: “=口=”
Being thrown into the game-world of [Call of the Black Magicians], Adam was forced to survive with no prior information.Except for his memories of the Game-World and his name, he did not have any memories of his previous life.But fret not, even though the Game-World had many perils and was on the verge of extinction at every next step, it also had its beauty and magic, one to die for.With the authority of [Player], he could save and restart until he achieved his desired result. He could learn skills of the ‘NPCs’ and achieve the results like the ‘Players.’ He could literally solo the entire game world to achieve his desired results. Whether he wants to save the world or destroy it, he could do it… as many times as he wishes.Even the [Black Magicians] won’t be able to do anything about it… probably.But was it all there was to it?[Beta Version 0.1 will begin in 6 Months: 29 days: 23 Hours!]I guess not……Description:In the World of Zarraf, their lives Gods, not all Gods are good and certainly none are without motives. They rule the world’s 7 nations: The Nation of Light and SunThe Nation of WaterThe Nation of FireThe Nation of LifeThe Nation of EarthThe Nation of MoonThe Nation of WindEach ruled by a goddess that has their own stance in their ruling. But that is only the first page of this world.The second page colors the Ancient Gods of Corruption, Rage, Curse, Death and Hate.The third belongs the Seven Sins’ Incarnations that are ready to succeed the Ancient Gods.The Fourth is of the Witches who stand against all Gods equally.And the Final Page colors the [Immortals] or otherwise known as [Players] that will be summoned to bring Chaos to this world.A World that was meant to be destroyed.Such is the fate of the world of Zarraf, as powers beyond the realm of mortals threaten the dynamic equilibrium of their existence.In the end, the world was prophesied to be destroyed by one cause or another. Nothing could prevent looming destruction…Or so...It was supposed to happen……Hey, Author here to give a quick glance at a couple of things that are normally asked.Harem? YesRomance? YesSystem? ObviouslySmut? Oh yes!Adventure RPG? Yes.Power Creeping? Not really.Overpowered? Depends on how you see itSmart MC? I guess so. Wise MC? YesSomething you need to know before you readThe MC has the ability to [Save] a point (there are some conditions), with which he can return in time. So basically, he is an immortal. Though that doesn’t make him invincible from the start, rather he grows by making correct choices.The World is dynamic and pretty much anything can happen anytime. (It’s just my way of saying that there will be twists… pretty much unexpected ones as well). And then there will be solutions to those unexpected situations as well, depending upon the absurdity of it. (I won’t have any more plot armor since I gave him a pretty big buff of immortality, so everything will be connected and won’t just happen by luck. Everything will be cleared by the end of an arc, so you need to be patient before deciding on it.)It has a mix of everything. Thriller, Adventure, Action, Smut, Romance, Slice of Life, etc. so there is that as well.…….[Mature Warning: This Novel Contains R-18 Content!]
Li Zhao is a poor, 20-year-old actor who only thinks of where his next meal is coming from. After growing up in a child only facility, Li Zhao has taken on a very optimistic personality even while raising money for those he sees as family. On the other hand, 28-year-old rich businessman Yan Ting is super pessimistic. Yan Ting: Life is no fun. What is the difference between life and death? Li Zhao: Life is very happy. The world in Yan Ting’s heart was very grey until he met Li Zhao. He thought, this must be the liveliest person in the world. Otherwise, how could Li Zhao be so lively in his heart every day?
Hiding in the Cold Palace and eventually becoming a Boss of Sorts Li Mu was transported to a fantastical world and became a measly eunuch of the State of Xia. Despite having initially thought that his life would be a miserable one, he had unexpectedly acquired a check-in system. Ding, successful check-in at the cold palace. ‘Zaohua Sutra’ acquired. Ding, successful check-in at the Imperial Dispensary. Xiaohuan Pill acquired. Ding, successful check-in at the Library Tower. 50 years’ worth of power acquired. … He had initially thought that the world would be a dangerous one, and that he would never venture outside without first becoming the most powerful combatant in the world. However, riots taken place at martial art sacred grounds 60 years later, and countless formidable ones attacked the Royal Palace of Great Xia…
Ji Liao was particularly distressed lately. He had been “sexually harassed” (confessed to) for no reason (out of nowhere). Moreover, the other party was a man! Never mind that it was a man but it was well-known *class grass. – He Cheng Ming in front of others: “You wanna f*cking die?” “Better shut your mouth!” “Get lost! As far as you can!” He Cheng Ming in front of Ji Liao: “Baby, you smell so nice~” “My dear, you’re so sexy!” “I’ll always listen to you. Kiss me okay?” *class grass refers to the best-looking guy in the grade level
At the age of 12, Shen Yue accidentally fell into a pond while feeding fish. That’s when she realized that her parents were not her real parents, and her five brothers were not her real brothers either. She was just a fake heiress to the Shen family!Knowing she was destined to lose everything, Shen Yue decided to just lie down and give up. If she was going to lose it all anyway, she might as well just lie down and relax.“Big brother, is working at the company fun? Let me check it out,” she thought, wanting to enjoy the perks of being a Shen daughter while she still could. Those luxuries would be out of reach soon enough.“Second brother, is acting fun? Let me give it a try,” she schemed. What? They pay you just to lie still like a corpse? This is a job she had to get!“Third brother, is that gun realistic? Let me see,” she said, examining the firearm. Not bad, though the recoil is too strong. She’d need to find a smaller one to play with next time.“Fourth brother, will the teachers be mad if I sneak into your research institute? Let me take a peek,” she plotted, eyeing her handsome professor. A little hugging wouldn’t hurt!“Fifth brother, that medicine you’re working on smells nice. Mind if I try a little taste…” she asked casually before sampling it. Tastes good! But now my head feels itchy—I better not be growing a brain!On the day the real heiress returned, Shen Yue’s five brothers shielded her behind them. “Dear sister, can we keep her with us? She’s a bit slow, it’d be dangerous for her out there alone.”The true heiress scoffed coldly, masking her sly intentions beneath a guise of innocence.But in the end, she realized this Shen Yue really was quite dim-witted. Oh well, might as well let her stay.
As an ordinary newly graduated college student, Lin Zaozao unexpectedly found herself caught up in the trend of transmigration and transformed into a complete fool weighing a whopping 280 pounds.As if being dimwitted wasn’t bad enough, there was also a large black mole on her face that made her look incredibly ugly.Though looks did not matter much, what was worse was that through an arranged marriage by the government, she ended up marrying five disabled men.Her five husbands were a blind man, a lame man, a deaf man, a mute and a paralyzed man.Along with herself, a dimwit, they formed quite a congregation of disabled people.Before she even had time to bemoan her misfortune, a gaming system gave her a skill – the ability to transfer anyone’s injury or disability onto herself, before promptly disappearing.Facing the system’s various unfair treatments, Lin Zaozao could only swallow her grievances.However, the more she interacted with her five disabled husbands, the more she realized there was more to them than meets the eye…
Xue Ling is a nine tailed fox who has been cultivating for thousands of years but lost all his tails in a moment of capriciousness. Tails are easy to self-destruct, but not easy to recover. In order to restore his human figure, he must struggle to destroy the plot, forcibly change the protagonist’s fate, and be the cannon fodder in the first line of attack. But why are these plots more and more irrational? The setup is getting more and more weird, and what is with this person that is showing up in every single world? It seems that before going through all these worlds, he has forgotten some very important affairs? Su Xuanyan: Yes, you’ve forgotten me. Xue Ling: Get lost! (▼皿▼#) Clearly every time you are the one that doesn’t remember anything! Su Xuanyan: Oh, this is purely an accident.
The cousin that Jing Huan has been closest to since he was a child was labelled as “the other woman” in a certain popular online game: only after devoting herself did she know that the other party was a jerk with a girlfriend.
As a true over-bearing president scum gong, when Xie He for the Nth time rejected his admirer, he heard a sentence in his head: “Congratulations on achieving the “rejects 100 hosts” accomplishment; as an award you will soon bind to the “Scum Gong and Cheap Shou” system, entering other worlds to complete capture missions.As a scum gong, Xie He expresses that it is very easy to hide one’s true colors, but… “I Heard My Boyfriend’s Brother Secretly Loves Me,” “Teacher Love Me One More Time,” “Raising Youth Manual,” “Your Majesty, This Servant Obeys,” “The Tyrant Lord’s Substitute Lover,” “Captive of the Empire,” “Disciple’s Cultivation Furnace”…Xie He: Wait a minute. These words sound really strange… and why is my role the ‘cheap shou’?System: Fighting poison with poison. Using scum to overcome scum. I’ll be relying on you to abuse the scum gong! Remember to not OOC~Xie He: Hehe.Later…Xie He: Hm? You say all the scum gong love me? Sorry, I only love myself.
An introverted girl has had enough of the isolation inadvertently formed by her self-imposed isolation. Things changed when she discovers that she has the ability to transverse across the fabric of our universe into the dimensions of multiple storylines. Not only do these storylines leave her with invaluable lessons – they also impart a portion of their power – if she is deserving of it. The time has come for Zhao Youyue to change her fate. She will be a Side-Character, or perhaps…something more!
Extras die every day in various ways in the game [Yo-Ma Great War 3].He was an extra when he reincarnated into the game.I’ll never die. Never.“Let’s get started.”Evan had come to a conclusion. He tapped his cheeks as a way of signaling to himself that he had made up his mind.He would become a character who never dies.
After Le Yao Yao died in the modern world, her soul ended up in another girl’s body from an ancient era. Oddly enough, the body of the girl was wearing a eunuch outfit! Before Le Yao Yao could figure out how to escape, she was found and dragged to serve the legendary Prince Rui aka Leng Jun Yu. Prince Rui was known to be ruthless and cruel. In addition, he hated women so much that none were allowed within five steps of his reach. Will Prince Rui do anything to Le Yao Yao? Will Le Yao Yao try to escape from the Palace?
[Female lead with no romantic interest + ancient female awakening + passionate righteousness + refusing to be a submissive woman] After failing to conquer the emperor, the system punished me by forcing me to livestream modern life to ancient people.The man I personally supported to ascend the throne saw me wearing a strapless minidress and dancing seductively at a banquet amidst revelry and wine, and he flew into a rage, accusing me of violating womanly virtues.I smiled calmly and pointed the camera towards a modern street, launching a shocking livestream for the ancient people!“Good heavens? It’s nighttime now, but what are those pearls shining so brightly?”Female lead: Those are light bulbs.“There are indeed objects in this world that can transmit sound over thousands of miles away. What a marvelous treasure!”Female lead: This is a cell phone.“How could the women on the streets dress so scantily and shamelessly flirt with men? Don’t they know propriety? Why hasn’t the county office come to stop these debased women and thrown them into pigsties?”Female lead: Because this is the glorious era of China!
Meet the Mafia King, whose fearsome reputation in the Underworld spread far and wide! But he hides behind the identity of a billionaire CEO. Money? Power? Handsome? All check! Except that he had a teensy tiny problem - his ZERO EQ that failed him to understand emotions.Until the day Song Lihua walks in his life.Song Lihua’s simple aim in life was to get a job and earn money. But a chance encounter with the Mafia King makes her fall in love with him at first sight.She declares to win his heart one day. But to her shock, the Mafia King himself becomes her next door neighbor! Together with her, the emotions in deep slumber within him began to awaken.Hiding a dark secret from her, the Mafia King slowly grows closer to her. But as he faces a threat that could bring the truth to light, he does something unimaginable to stop Lihua from leaving.Amidst the hidden conspiracies of the Underworld, what will the Mafia King do to keep her by his side? How far will he go to hide his secret?“You are my first love that brought this empty shell of my heart back to life. You have a place in my heart no one else could ever have.” - The Mafia King.
I was stuck in a dungeon explosion while working so hard that I actually died.But when I opened my eyes, I was back to the time of 3 years ago!Well, I will live differently in this life. Salary is goodbye to s*ave life. I quit immediately and set up a cafe in the store my grandmother left behind.There are no customers because she is right in front of a dungeon, but it doesn’t matter. All I want is to work two days and play five days. But.[Class: I woke up as the cafe owner (F)] [Skill: I have the coffee in my hand (Lv.1)] [Mission: Brew 100 cups of mixed coffee (0/100)] [Item: Mixed Coffee – Increases recovery speed by 100% faster] After leaving my life as a wage s*ave, I became a coffee s*ave.Also, the attractive regular customer who keeps bothering me is somehow unusual.It doesn’t feel good. Isn’t it like the story of the main character of the RPG, who was just trying to run an errand, and ends up fighting the devil after getting caught up in something annoying?Yes, I will not. I can not. I have no intention of playing more than the role of a novice innkeeper.”
He stood beside her bed and stared at her face in wonder if it’s real. A smile appeared on his lips seeing her fluttering eyelashes as she was waking up. However, her reaction was different than what he had expected.“ Pak”He stared at her in shock as he covering his face with his palm. Did she just slap him?Zhao Ming's mouth was open in pure terror when she realized what she just did. She slapped the Emperor. The cruel-infamous Emperor of Ji Dynasty?‘ Am I going to die again? I just came to this world, do I have to die again?’….She was the Empress of the Ji Dynasty, but in name only. Never been treated or respected as the Empress, and witnessing the worst of the palace, the life gave her another chance to shine as who she is.One day when she opened her eyes, she found her in unfamiliar surroundings. The world was full of people using strange items and in a world that was a world apart from hers.Will the Empress of Ji Dynasty be able to survive in this competitive world?**She was the wife of the richest businessman in the country with the reputation of nothing but trash. She was labeled as a rebellious brat, shameless lazy woman. When she opened her eyes one day, she found herself in some strange world.Holy Sh *t!She became the Empress of the Ji Dynasty. Can the rebellious, shameless lazy woman adjust to the cruel, strict palace world? Will she change or change the world instead?Can the Emperor get used to her being proactive in every single thing? Even in bed? The Emperor dotes on his wife to the point that she feels tired, how can a man be this cute? It’s illegal for men to be this cute.…She pushed him on the bed and sat on his body while looking at him with her tempting eyes.“ Zhao Ming, what..what are you doing?”“ Shh...Your Majesty, you just need to relax. I will do all the work.” She leaned in and sealed his lips with his moist lips making him crazy for her even more.
This is a world where humans, demons and mysterious beasts coexist. Humans cultivate mysterious qi. Demons cultivate corporeal bodies. Mysterious beasts cultivate soul perception. A legend says that in the middle of an endless rainforest, there are extremely powerful existences; they are called demon kings. Some demon kings have a tyrannical corporeal body, some are experts in illusions. Some demon kings are proficient in magic, some can even move mountains. Some demon kings are able to sense things thousands of miles away. These demon kings rarely appear in the human world. Even if they emerge in the human world, they would reincarnate in human form; assimilating with mankind while seeking to breakthrough realms…….
She was the world’s number one genius assassin who struck fear with just a mention of her name. Ruthless and merciless, she killed without leaving a trace. Yet she was deceived and used by the organization, and met a tragic end.When she was reborn, she became a fat and s*upid female student.Fat?She stunned everyone after losing weight!s*upid?The president of Peking University personally came to recruit her!Useless?Hacker idols begged to call her goddess!Medical giants knelt to become her minions!Even mercenaries chased her shouting “Boss”! Math geniuses clung to her asking for solutions!She just wanted an ordinary life, yet accidentally rose to be number one again, and gained a cunning big shot who protected and secretly pursued her.The male and female leads fought like cats and dogs, both incredibly sly~[Dual clean, sweet doting, face slapping, falling from grace, big shots…] [The female lead is calm, strong, a genius who acts before speaking.] [The male lead is cunning, careful, jealous, and dotes on his wife.]No silly behavior, safe to indulge~
Chi Xiaochi: fourth-rate citizen at birth, three-time award-winning film emperor, second-rate temper, first-class looks. He crawled his way out of hell on hard mode to become a winner at life. Then, he was smashed into a vegetative state by a chandelier. 061: Hello, here’s a brief rundown on the scum gong reconditioning system. This system measures the regret level of the scum gong. Every time their regret level reaches one hundred points, you will be able to leave the current world. A friendly tip, usually, through dedication and self-sacrifice, our employees slowly foster a sense of dependency in the scum gongs, gradually making it so the scum gongs can’t live without them. Chi Xiaochi: How many regret points is a complete loss of reputation and standing worth? How about a fall from grace? Or wanting something but never being able to obtain it? 061: ……
“I wasn’t born a lucky person, I’m just too strong.”On his way home late in the evening, Xiao Li found a letter asking for help and inexplicably came to an unknown place. He had to finish the task given before he could succeed in returning to reality. In the legendary haunted school, Xiao Li looked at his companions’ task of ‘survive until dawn’ and then looked at the tasks displayed in his book:Tell me your name.Tell me what you like.Kiss me.Xiao Li: ????He was very confused and then refused.
There once was a very popular question on the internet: If one morning, you woke up and realized that your gender had changed, what would be your first reaction? And someone on the internet had famously responded: First, give your bros a good time! Su Jian remembered that when he saw this reply, he had slapped the table to express his admiration. What a good bro! Such loyalty! But now that he actually encountered this strange situation himself, he could only feel an extremely ball-breaking alarm, shocked grief, and frightened anger. **** your mom! Ah, ****! **** it! Oh, a correction. The above is grammatically incorrect. After all, poor Classmate Su Jian doesn’t have balls anymore.
The Peng Society for Gentlemen — a secret friend-making club for the homosexual men of the Great Xia Dynasty. Its services were designed to help its members along in their quest for their lifelong partners. Upon paying a monthly fee of fifty coins, members could get themselves listed in The Pengornisseur after providing a self-portrait, a mailing address, their age and hobbies, as well as a self-introduction. All members would receive a copy of the monthly publication, and they could communicate with one another in private using the information in The Pengornisseur. Wu Xingzi, a bachelor about to turn forty, worked as the adviser to the magistrate in Qingcheng County. Qingcheng County was a place with barely any resources. In other words, it was poor. In the list of counties of the Great Xia Dynasty, it had been ranked at the bottom for the past two hundred years. Wu Xingzi felt that his life was hopeless: not only was he a homosexual, he was also a virgin. Even his retirement fund was lacking. Worse still, his looks were… forgettable. He might as well die. Hence, Wu Xingzi decided to commit suicide on his fortieth birthday. However, he was unwilling to remain a virgin to death! And so, gritting his teeth, he joined the Peng Society for Gentlemen and received The Pengornisseur. It was very painful; after all, fifty coins were the sum of his daily expenditure for ten days! He would only pay it once, and he was determined to succeed on his first try.