Deities Are All Just My Food

Soon, the gaze of the god and the cat locked onto each other.

Meow!

The calico cat was startled, all its fur bristling, baring its teeth at the ordinary-looking young man, assuming a defensive posture.

"Shh!"

The Ghost Ship God placed a finger to its lips, making a gesture for silence: "I won’t kill you!"

"Here, have a cup of milk tea!"

The Ghost Ship God bent down, placing a one-third consumed milk tea on the ground, then turned and left.

This cat had been extensively tainted by divinity; it seems this fellow god must have fed it a few times.

At this rate, once this cat loses control, it’s bound to cause massive destruction.

At least the nearby streets

would definitely be doomed.

The Ghost Ship God walked all the way, taking more than ten minutes to arrive at the residence of its fellow deity.

It stood at the entrance of the neighborhood, surveying the surroundings, and couldn’t help but frown.

"So rundown?"

"How can anyone live here?"

The Ghost Ship God couldn’t fathom why its fellow deity would go to such lengths to hide its identity.

This was an old neighborhood, even wealthy humans would deem the living conditions poor, let alone a god.

They possess supreme power; whatever they want is within easy reach.

"Eccentric!"

The Ghost Ship God muttered, walking into the neighborhood.

Though it was its first visit, it could sense the traces left by its fellow god, enabling it to easily find its home without asking for directions.

...

"Where have you been?"

Lin Baici had the keys to Gu Qingxiang’s home, but the long-awaited embrace did not occur after entering.

Because Gu Qingxiang was not home.

Seeing the empty home, Lin Baici immediately called the counselor.

"I’m buying groceries at the supermarket!"

Knowing Lin Baici would visit, Gu Qingxiang intended to cook for him herself.

Otherwise, the culinary skills she had honed over the summer would be wasted, right?

"If you’d told me earlier, I would have come to find you!"

Speaking, Lin Baici prepared to lock the door: "Which supermarket are you at now?"

"I’ve already bought everything, don’t come over, just tidy up the house a bit."

Gu Qingxiang instructed.

She didn’t want Lin Baici to spend money; she wanted to use her own money to buy ingredients and cook for him.

"Alright then!"

Lin Baici resigned himself to becoming a househusband, tidying up the room.

Suddenly, his stomach growled twice.

Hungry!

"What’s going on?"

Lin Baici frowned: "Is there a God Hunter nearby?"

He instinctively felt that it was a God Hunter carrying taboo things passing by that had triggered the hunger.

He went to the window, took a look outside, saw nothing unusual, and decided to continue tidying up.

After about five or six minutes, the security door was knocked on.

Bang bang! Bang bang!

"Who is it?"

Lin Baici shouted.

If it were Gu Qingxiang, she had keys, so Lin Baici thought it was a neighbor and opened the door without waiting for a response.

Outside stood a very ordinary young man, one who would completely blend into a crowd.

’What the hell!’

The Ghost Ship God froze when the old security door opened to reveal a familiar face, swore out loud without thinking.

No way?

Why would this human be here?

"You are..."

Lin Baici drew out his voice, waiting for a reply.

Being a god and frequently playing gambling games, the Ghost Ship God had nerves like steel; despite the shock inside, it showed no hint on its face.

"Is Gao Jin living here?"

The Ghost Ship God randomly concocted a name.

"Not here!"

Lin Baici continued scrutinizing the other party.

Not a neighbor?

He needed to ascertain the individual’s identity.

Lin Baici would not allow a threat to Gu Qingxiang’s safety.

What if they were scoping out for a burglary?

The Ghost Ship God was also quite cunning, immediately realizing it had been noticed just by looking at the gaze directed at it.

Thinking about it, this is the renowned Haijing god of forest, the mighty Nine Provinces Dragon Wing, how could they be easily fooled by a lie?

"Are you a relative of Gao Jin?"

The Ghost Ship God’s lies came naturally: "He owes our bank a loan, it’s overdue." 𝒇𝒓𝒆𝒆𝙬𝒆𝒃𝓷𝒐𝓿𝙚𝙡.𝒄𝓸𝒎

"Is the owner of this house Gao Jin?"

The Ghost Ship God had seen similar situations before, so it directly disguised as a debt collector.

"No, I’m a tenant. If you have any issues, go directly to the landlord!"

Lin Baici’s vigilance greatly decreased, now wondering if this house could be problematic, often visited by debt collectors, so should he buy a house for Gu Qingxiang?

But how to persuade her to accept it?

"Oh, sorry!"

The Ghost Ship God apologized and left.

Once out of the apartment building, it looked back, a hint of confusion and puzzlement appeared on its face.

Why would that big shot be living with a human?

Can different races fall in love?

Right,

I must have found the wrong place!

Immediately!

The Ghost Ship God dismissed this possibility, because that big shot would definitely notice Lin Baici if they were living in the same neighborhood.

Lin Baici is so strong, like a meteor flashing across the night sky, unless you’re blind, there’s no way you wouldn’t see them.

Wait!

Could it be that human conquered the big shot and kept her as a pet?

Slap, slap!

The Ghost Ship God slapped its face twice.

What am I thinking?

That big shot should be more powerful than me, how could they be conquered and enslaved by a human?

Clearly, I’ve got the wrong place.

The Ghost Ship God walked out of the neighborhood, stood on the street, and searched around, carefully sensing the presence of a peer.

Suddenly, a terrifying pressure came crashing like a tsunami in a stormy sea.

The Ghost Ship God looked to the right, thirty meters away, there was a woman in a white long dress, plain short sleeves, carrying a shopping basket in her right hand, standing there.

This woman wore black-framed glasses and had a big braid, looking earthy and out of fashion, not like a trendy Haijing citizen at all, but the Ghost Ship God dared not underestimate her in the slightest.

It was that big shot!

The Ghost Ship God immediately put on a friendly smile, lowered its head, and slightly bowed.

Gu Qingxiang was waiting for a bus, the Ghost Ship God didn’t wait and dashed across the road to her side.

"Sister, hello!"

The Ghost Ship God said respectfully: "I’m new here, please take care of me!"

Gu Qingxiang didn’t look directly at the Ghost Ship God: "Are you planning to live in Haijing?"

"Uh, no, no, I’m just here to say hello!"

The Ghost Ship God understood that once a city had a god living in it, other gods would automatically avoid it.

It’s like a lion’s territory, not allowing other males to enter, otherwise, a fight would break out.

Of course, if they are gods with good relations, they might stay together to keep each other warm.

"I’m not as domineering as you think, if you want to stay in Haijing, you can, but you can’t operate in this area."

Gu Qingxiang instructed.

Deep down, she is a very benevolent god.

"You’ve overthought it, I won’t stay, this city doesn’t even have legal gambling, it’s so boring!"

The Ghost Ship God accompanied with a smile: "I’m just here to get acquainted, please take care of me in the future!"

"If you don’t provoke humans and don’t recklessly cause rule pollution, you can live very comfortably!"

Gu Qingxiang reminded, and also warned.

With a god’s strength, wanting to live in the Human Kingdom is easy to enjoy a luxurious life effortlessly.

"I know, thank you for your concern, sister!"

The Ghost Ship God reached to take Gu Qingxiang’s shopping basket: "Let me carry it for you!"

Gu Qingxiang didn’t speak, but her arm dodged a bit, the meaning was self-evident.

"Hehe!"

The Ghost Ship God chuckled, followed Gu Qingxiang across the road, and then it was surprised.

This community...

"Sister, do you live here?"

"Mm!"

"Building 6, 503?"

Gu Qingxiang glanced at the Ghost Ship God, not surprised it knew her exact address.

As a god, who wouldn’t have some special abilities?

Although the Ghost Ship God didn’t get a clear answer from sister’s mouth, with its intelligence, it already knew the answer.

Sister lives in the residence of the Haijing god of forest.

Then it was dumbfounded.

A powerful god living with the Nine Provinces Dragon Wing?

What are you two up to?