Whether You Call Me a Guardian Dragon or Not, I'm Going to Sleep - Chapter 51: Life and Death (1)

An accident happened on the eve of the prize redemption day, and when Su Li opened her eyes again, she realized she’d become a hunter’s wife.

Not only was everyone in the family lazy, but they also caused much trouble.

To live a better life by being away from the family, she agreed to many of her mother-in-law’s unreasonable demands.

Due to such unreasonable demands, her life wasn’t easy after the separation. They were nearly running out of rice!

Her husband even spent most of the month on the mountain.

The only thing Su Li was thankful for was that she had a pair of adorable twins.

To raise them well and give them a fair chance at life, Su Li decided to change their living environment. She strived to make a fortune.

In order to keep their mother around, the two children worked very hard. At some point in the future, one of them became a top scholar, while the other became a mighty general.

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For a certain LOL competition, a certain online streamer famous for pissing people off was currently explaining and broadcasting it at the same time.

Streamer: This support, so tr*sh.

Streamer: If that jungler was my teammate, I would already be idling at the fountain and playing piano for him by now.

Streamer: I recommend that this player go back and properly practice how to last hit.

Audience: What bullshit! If you’re any better, then you do it!

Streamer: Daddy I really can do it.

Audience: Okokok. If you can do it then I’ll chop off my head so you can kick it.

A few months later, LOL’s veteran pro team TTC announced a new mid laner, Soft. A boy with flashy blue hair appeared in front of the audience and played Zed to utter perfection, killing everyone he saw, causing all the female fans to begin toeing the line of infidelity.

During the MVP interview after the match, everyone held their breath and eagerly watched this newcomer.

Only to see the boy accept the microphone, smile and ask, “That water friend with the StarTV user ID ‘Suburb King 101,’ my team’s address is on the official website, when will you mail your head over?”

After a certain regular season match finished, the staff member went backstage to urge the team members to go onstage and conduct their interviews, only to see TTC’s new mid laner and jungler standing in the corner.

TTC’s number one ace · jungler daddy Road pressed their team’s new mid laner Soft against the wall. He lowered his eyes and asked lowly, “At the interview, do you know what you did?”

That quick-tempered mid laner, who had solidified his image as a troll in the audience’s eyes the very first time he went on stage, turned completely red. “I know. I won’t curse at anyone… I definitely won’t curse at anyone.”

This is the story of an ignorant scum who pretends to be a scholar and goes to the world of Meiman to slaughter various scholars and bosses.

This is also a story about pretending to be a fool instead of pretending to be an idiot.

When the heaven will entrust a hero with a great responsibility, he must first take his nickname ‘Problem’, let his online name be ‘Jiancao’, and change his character to ‘conscience’.

Except for the protagonist’s surname Mei, everything else is fine.

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Wang Ling is a cultivation genius. Since a year old, he managed to achieve a new cultivation realm in every a couple of years. With the power beyond his own control, he became nearly invincible being.

Wang Ling is sixteen years old now and he has to face one of the gratest battle he never faced before, Senior High School. There are so many challenges popping up. Therefore, Wang Ling’s plans for a low-key school life become further away every time.

Wang Ling: “I just want to eat my crispy noodle snacks in peace..”

Father Wang: If you’re careless enough to destroy the country, it’s coming out of your pocket money.

Wang Ling: It’s not my fault that the backlash from punching me kills you.

Wiki Main Characters Wang Ling

Wang Ling’s appearance is mostly a mystery because he can change his face on a whim based on the current trend to be average. He does have slightly handsome facial features, average build and a crew cut with his dead fish eyes.

Personality

Wang Ling is a non-talkative individual who‘s obsessed with being average and not standing out. He tries to avoid troublesome matters yet he still manages to get involved and has also secretly saved the world on numerous accounts. He also lives for and loves his crispy noodles.

Spells

Heavenly Eye (King’s Eye)

(Known) Three Thousand Great Spells (not sorted list)

Great Transfiguration Spell Great Purification Spell Great Separation Spell Great Shielding Spell Great Illusion Spell Great True-World Spell Great Recollection Spell Great Moon-Reading Spell Great Mind-Reading Spell Great Blood Origin Spell Great Gravitation Spell Great Devouring Spell Great Transformation Spell Great Void Spell Great Fortune Spell Great Wind Spell Great Sacrifice Spell Great Weapon-Refining Spell Great Sealed Lips Spell Great Measuring Fate Spell Great Barter Skill Spell Great Skull-Flicking Spell Great Soul Shift Spell Great Fate Spell Great Sea-Parting Spell Great Mind Fill Spell Great Creation Spell Great Enlightenment Spell Great Data Spell Great Taste Spell Equipment Jingke – Spirit Sword Bai Qiao – Spirit Sword Scabbar Sheep – Enlightened Tricycle Lord Ma – Enlightened Toilet Koi IPoid – Enlightened iPad Nagato – Enlightened Door Pen – Enlightened Pen Goblin Eraser – Enlightened Eraser Goblin Cultivation Rank Realm Chapter Age 1 Physical Build Stage 1 0 2 Qi Condensation Stage 1 0 3 Foundation Establishment Stage 1 0 4 Golden Core Stage 1 1 5 Nascent Soul Stage 1 8 6 Soul Formation Stage 1 9 7 Void Refinement Stage 1 10 8 Itinerant Immortal 1 11 9 True Immortal 1 12 10 Venerated Immortal 1 13 11 Sage Immortal 1 13 12 Dao Immortal 14 13 Dao Master 14 14 Dao God 15 15 Dao Ancestor 15 Cultivation (Body) Rank Realm Chapter Age Power 1 Golden Body 0 Stronger Body 2 Sage Body 1 16 Golder Shield 3 Immortal Body 0 (birth) Customization Trivia He has Dead Fish eyes and his trademark has always been an ellipse; ex: Wang Ling “…” Father Wang had a pair of very beautiful phoenix eyes. Since he had taken to wearing glasses after he started writing, this characteristic wasn’t so obvious… But this was the reason why Father Wang once suspected that Wang Ling wasn’t his flesh and blood. Mother Wang had very beautiful double eyelids and big eyes! And Father Wang had phoenix eyes… But how did the two of them end up having a son with dead fish eyes? Later, Father Wang convinced himself…His son Wang Ling… Must have mutated in the womb… Lotus Sun

She met Wang Ling on the meet-and-greet for new students at No. 60 High School.

Appearance

She was elegant, with long hair and fair skin, and wore a tight-fitting white T-shirt, jeans and casual shoes.

Trivia Vice President of the Student Union at No. 60 High School and class monitor of Grade One, Class Three. The successor of Huaguo Water Curtain Group Number one beauty of No. 60 High School Mother Wang

Mother of Wang Ling

Cultivation Realms Mortal Realms Rank Stages Sub-stage Lifespan 1 Physical Build (锻体期) Early Mid Late Peak 2 Qi Condensation (凝气期) 3 Foundation Building (筑基期) 4 Golden Core (金丹期) 5 Nascent Soul (元婴期) 6 Soul Formation (化神期) 2.000 Years 7 Void Refinement (炼虚期) Immortal Realms Rank Stages Sub-stage Lifespan 8 Itinerant Immortal 1 – 9 Levels 9 True Immortal (真仙) 1 – 9 Levels 10 Venerated Immortal (仙尊) 1 – 9 Levels 11 Sage Immortal (仙圣) 1 – 99 Heavenly Daos Dao Realms Rank Stages Sub-stage Lifespan 12 Dao Immortal (道仙) 100 – 500 Heavenly Daos 13 Dao Master 500 – 1000 Heavenly Daos 14 Dao God (道神) 1000 – 3000 Heavenly Daos 15 Dao Ancestor (道祖) 3000 Heavenly Daos of more than one realm Divine Realms Rank Stages Sub-stage Lifespan 16 17 18

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