The General Who Hates Me - Chapter 282: Bumpy Road**

A fire destroyed the appearance of Miss Ling Yue Ling, the eldest daughter of the Ling family. Her fiancé broke off the engagement and she became a laughingstock across the city. Unbeknownst to others, she was no longer the person she once was.When she revived and reappeared before everyone, her beauty was peerless and shocked them all.Her former fiancé regretted his actions: “Yue Yue, could you give me another chance?”Miss Ling casually threw a tr*sh can at him: “tr*sh belongs in the tr*sh can. Also, we are not that close, please address me as Miss Ling.”

The apocalypse has descended. People are trapped indoors, driven to despair by severe supply shortages.Yet, Lin Lang has awakened the 10000x Rebate System. Any supplies consumed by his women will be returned to him ten-thousand-fold!!![Shen Chuchu consumed one piece of beef jerky. Refunded: 10,000 pieces][Ning Shuangyu consumed one Superpower Fruit. Refunded: 10,000 fruits]……An endless stream of refunded supplies! Physical enhancements that break past human limits!Right in the apocalypse, Lin Lang is finally living the blissful life of his dreams.If you were to ask him if he has any other wishes—“Actually, I have room to take in a few more goddesses.”

Guys here is my pitch.....In the sprawling world of fantasy, we’ve often been treated to tales of heroes reincarnated with divine blessings, legendary powers, or cheat-like abilities, thrust into magical lands as shining saviors—or chaotic terrors. But what happens when the very concept of reincarnation becomes a curse? When the divine boon is a big fat joke, and the “cheat system” doesn’t quite… cheat?Enter John, the unluckiest reincarnate. Blessed by a god and thrust into a fantasy world, he dreams of glory, power, and adventure—only to wake up as a normal, utterly powerless bird. Not a mythical phoenix, not an ancient thunder eagle. Just… a bird.To make matters worse, this world is no ordinary realm. It's a land scarred by the devastating legacies of past isekai’d heroes and villains, whose reckless exploits piled skeletons into mountains and turned their cheats into harbingers of chaos. Fed up with these unruly intruders, the ancients of the realm banded together to create a world-shaking seal: all reincarnated souls are trapped in the bodies of harmless animals, confined to isolated sanctuaries that function more like fantasy zoos.Here’s the twist: this isn’t mercy. It’s a resource grab. The powerful beast tamers of this realm have turned these reincarnated souls into exotic pets, prized for their cheat-like potential.John finds himself at the bottom of the food chain in every sense. His cheat doesn’t work. His human form is gone. And his world is filled with predatory cultivators who see him as either a snack or a tool.But John isn’t one to give up so easily. What starts as despair quickly turns into cunning survival. With wings and wit as his only tools, John must navigate layers of misfortune, dodge fate’s sharp talons, and cheat his way through a world determined to keep him grounded.Get ready to join John on a wildly unconventional journey—one where reincarnation isn’t a ticket to greatness, but a death sentence he’s determined to rewrite. His story is one of humor, wit, and persistence, as he explores a world where he is the joke and his survival is the punchline.Main tags: reincarnation/isekai, beast taming cultivation system, comedy, action, adventure.Of course No-harem!