The Devil's Cage - Chapter 1796 - Hostile Intent

Arthur woke up one day in a world where strength ruled all… in the body of Ulric Bloodvein.Discarded for his lowly birth, his fate should have been sealed. But everything changed the moment he awakened the Corruption System.[Ding! Merging complete. Corruption System bound to host.][By performing sexually perverted acts, host can gain Corruption Points and grow stronger.][Ding! You have spanked Amber’s ass. +1 Corruption Point!]With every lewd act, Ulric grows stronger. Follow his journey as he corrupts maidens, bends power to his will, and rises to dominate the realm of Arcadia.

“Here's what happened. I was in a desperate situation when I accidentally encountered a dragon. It told me I was a martial arts prodigy and said it would teach me the Dao of Immortality…” “This excuse for skipping class and cultivating in secret… is that seriously the reason?” “I don’t care whether it’s human or not, what matters is that the dragon said: ‘If you want to become strong, kneel and call me Master.’”

Balthazar was just a random giant crab enjoying his life in a fantasy world full of bothersome human adventurers, but then he had to go and accidentally discover the secret of attributes and levels. And also pie. With baked goods and coin as his new life goals, he turns to the competitive business of trading the random junk adventurers loot every day.Follow Balthazar as he does everything to find a baker... except leave his pond, because exploring the dangerous world out there is for suckers. Witness how adventurers just can't seem to stop dying around his home. And cheer for a crab who makes great new friends by simply buying them.Book 2 is out now, with new chapters every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, fresh off the bakery!What to expect from this story:- No harems, not unless they're a harem of gold coins.- Silliness, lots of it. The story doesn't take itself too seriously, so you shouldn't either.- The only kind of OP here is how “overpriced” the crab's deals are.- A system simple enough for a crab to use, but still conveniently complex when necessary, for some odd reason.- Proper realistic adventurers: they're not very bright, and they make very poor decisions.- Did I mention there will be pastries?

He became a teacher at the best magic academy in the empire.
….For being mistaken for someone else.